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Laurent Seron will attempt to build up on his fifth place and will continue for 2012.
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Driver name:Kodosky Vulkatin
Car:Dacia 1300
Number:767
Sponsors:CompanyName Weaponary(His father's business)
Car Colour(s):Plain White car with SEVERAL haphazardly placed stickers of the logo on the side and the hood of the car.
Also,may I suggest Miseluk to you as a track for this series?Here's the link
Car:Dacia 1300
Number:767
Sponsors:CompanyName Weaponary(His father's business)
Car Colour(s):Plain White car with SEVERAL haphazardly placed stickers of the logo on the side and the hood of the car.
Also,may I suggest Miseluk to you as a track for this series?Here's the link
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James Davies wrote:Goddammit.
James Davies will be returning, although he is looking to trade in his Dacia for a Lada. Guillaume Gauthier will be joining him as a teammate in car #37, with the same sponsors but a reversed paint scheme.
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Kristof Detmer retires from racing and I'll not nominate a successor... yet 

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Ben Fleet wrote:I'm not disappointed with 16th overall in the championship, but if Douglas can just stroll in and get a podium in the same car that I only got a 9th in the previous day, then I think it is time to focus on my more successful single-seater career. Hence my immediate retirement from this series.
Douglas Mann wrote:Well, that was a bit of fun! And I end up 30th overall out of 80 from that single podium? Crazy man! Maybe I'll have a one-off entry again next season, but for now that'll be it. Cheers!
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Van Dycke ended 59th in the championship despite running a full season, i think he deserves some extra points for Reject of the Year
The less said about Michel Vailliants mediocre performance, the better...
2015 Entries:
Team: Trabant Factory
Driver: Gio Van Dycke
Car: Trabant
Sponsor: Delta Mossel
Number: 13
Team: Trabant Factory
Driver: Frank Drebin
Car: Trabant
Sponsor: DDR Polizei (you can find lot of photos of DDR-Polizei-Trabants on internet)
Number: 33 and a third (the forum gives problems if i enter it the correct way ...)
I will not continue with Wartburg, but if an enduro race is to be held, the DDR government will help them finding the best possible driver!

The less said about Michel Vailliants mediocre performance, the better...
2015 Entries:
Team: Trabant Factory
Driver: Gio Van Dycke
Car: Trabant
Sponsor: Delta Mossel
Number: 13
Team: Trabant Factory
Driver: Frank Drebin
Car: Trabant
Sponsor: DDR Polizei (you can find lot of photos of DDR-Polizei-Trabants on internet)
Number: 33 and a third (the forum gives problems if i enter it the correct way ...)
I will not continue with Wartburg, but if an enduro race is to be held, the DDR government will help them finding the best possible driver!
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This wrote:Team: Trabant Factory
Driver: Frank Drebin
Car: Trabant
Sponsor: DDR Polizei (you can find lot of photos of DDR-Polizei-Trabants on internet)
Number: 33 and a third (the forum gives problems if i enter it the correct way ...)
33 1/3. What's wrong with that?
watka wrote:I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
MCard LOLAdinizintheoven wrote:GOOD CHRISTIANS do not go to jail. EVERYONE ON FORMULA ONE REJECTS should be in jail.
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Merak Keznorsi will return......
staying in the skoda number 074
a second skoda for Dargaan Zorzanov Number 121
staying in the skoda number 074
a second skoda for Dargaan Zorzanov Number 121
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dr-baker wrote:This wrote:Team: Trabant Factory
Driver: Frank Drebin
Car: Trabant
Sponsor: DDR Polizei (you can find lot of photos of DDR-Polizei-Trabants on internet)
Number: 33 and a third (the forum gives problems if i enter it the correct way ...)
33 1/3. What's wrong with that?
I thought, he might be talking about showing it as a single character, like ½ and ¼. Trying to do the same with 1/3 throws up an SQL error.
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Leon Albertini, despite his old age (he will be 90 in 2015), will enter REECCS 
Team: Ecurie Albertini
Driver: Leon Albertini
Car: Fiat
Number: 49
Livery: here

Team: Ecurie Albertini
Driver: Leon Albertini
Car: Fiat
Number: 49
Livery: here
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Niko Bellic wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ono6N8hQ2Xand http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_7jz7td0OM
Seriously, I wasn't expecting that one

As for my entries, I want both drivers in a Lada with Bellic #1. The team will be renamed to Aeroracing Engineering with the Seat Córdoba WRC livery, thank you

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BlindCaveSalamander wrote:dr-baker wrote:This wrote:Team: Trabant Factory
Driver: Frank Drebin
Car: Trabant
Sponsor: DDR Polizei (you can find lot of photos of DDR-Polizei-Trabants on internet)
Number: 33 and a third (the forum gives problems if i enter it the correct way ...)
33 1/3. What's wrong with that?
I thought, he might be talking about showing it as a single character, like ½ and ¼. Trying to do the same with 1/3 throws up an SQL error.
Oh, OK. Any reason why? (And how do you get the characters like that? If I try in Microsoft Word, it just converts what I type into a single character automatically, if I remember correctly.)
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dr-baker wrote:Oh, OK. Any reason why? (And how do you get the characters like that? If I try in Microsoft Word, it just converts what I type into a single character automatically, if I remember correctly.)
You can get those characters by using alt codes (holding alt and typing in a number sequence). ½ = Alt-171, ¼ = Alt-172. There's a full list of alt codes here.
As for why it would give an error, I would assume that the board software simply doesn't know how to handle the character - I was certainly hard-pressed to find it on the internet.
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I don't know, i can write ½, but when i get 1/3 i get an error message, every time again
and you can find it in word by 'add symbol' there you will defenitely find it.
It needs to be in one symbol, anybody who knows this driver will understand why
and you can find it in word by 'add symbol' there you will defenitely find it.
It needs to be in one symbol, anybody who knows this driver will understand why
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This wrote:I don't know, i can write ½, but when i get 1/3 i get an error message, every time again
and you can find it in word by 'add symbol' there you will defenitely find it.
It needs to be in one symbol, anybody who knows this driver will understand why
I know that is the other way of doing it in Word (there is even a 7/8 option there I believe. It was that way that I inserted a load ton of accented characters into a 10,000-word French dissertation in 2004 - tiresome...) But how do you do that on this forum without copy-and-pasting from Word?
watka wrote:I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
MCard LOLAdinizintheoven wrote:GOOD CHRISTIANS do not go to jail. EVERYONE ON FORMULA ONE REJECTS should be in jail.
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This wrote:I don't know, i can write ½, but when i get 1/3 i get an error message, every time again
and you can find it in word by 'add symbol' there you will defenitely find it.
It needs to be in one symbol, anybody who knows this driver will understand why
Like I said, it's most likely the board's code doesn't support that character.Not that it should prevent the car having 1/3 on it, though I doubt it'll appear on the results sheet.
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BlindCaveSalamander wrote:This wrote:I don't know, i can write ½, but when i get 1/3 i get an error message, every time again
and you can find it in word by 'add symbol' there you will defenitely find it.
It needs to be in one symbol, anybody who knows this driver will understand why
Like I said, it's most likely the board's code doesn't support that character.Not that it should prevent the car having 1/3 on it, though I doubt it'll appear on the results sheet.
Not a problem, 33,33 ; 33.33 or just 33 would be fine, as long as the 33 1/3 on the car (or 2½ would be fine too)
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Jonas Mortarhouse and Peter Senerson will be returning for next season. They will both be driving Ladas.
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Scuderia Alitalia
Car: Polski-Fiat
#43 Krzysztof Holowczyc (enduro partner TBC)
#51 Carsten Jancker (with Ragnar Larsen as enduro partner)
Just use the same liveries as last season...
Car: Polski-Fiat
#43 Krzysztof Holowczyc (enduro partner TBC)
#51 Carsten Jancker (with Ragnar Larsen as enduro partner)
Just use the same liveries as last season...
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Oh, I forgot: Meerwick would still have a fully black livery, because I'm lazy, and there has to be someone who doesn't have a livery! 

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Takagi Racing Enterprises has decided to retire Kazuhiko Takagi due to age issues and replace him with Tetsuya Takagi, his younger brother. 
The livery? Same as before, but Himont replaced with Samantha Kingz - and some additional red lines at the car side.
So:
Driver: Tetsuya Takagi
Number: 14
Team: Takagi Racing Enterprises powered by Super Aguri
Sponsors: SS United, Samantha Kingz
Livery: Like previous year, but with red lines in car side.


The livery? Same as before, but Himont replaced with Samantha Kingz - and some additional red lines at the car side.

So:
Driver: Tetsuya Takagi
Number: 14
Team: Takagi Racing Enterprises powered by Super Aguri
Sponsors: SS United, Samantha Kingz
Livery: Like previous year, but with red lines in car side.

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Uram Racing Team Entry to next season
#126 Matej Uram
#256 Rafal Lepel
Colors Red and Blue
Sponsors:Harnas,Skoda Auto,Biedronka,Vimar
#126 Matej Uram
#256 Rafal Lepel
Colors Red and Blue
Sponsors:Harnas,Skoda Auto,Biedronka,Vimar
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Maxim Simonov will continue driving #53 Lada while Zbynek Benes will continue with #68 Skoda.
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Njord Munk is confirmed in his #92 car, with last year livery. The team would like to switch to Lada.
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As stated before, Kekkonen and Groves will not race in this second season.
Instead, we shall see a new entrant, known as Dennis Scott. He bought a disused Trabant 601, tried to build a V8 but could only build a basic four-stroke engine (in other words, one cylinder, one piston, etc.). The total horsepower is about 35!!!!!!!! He asks the REECCS council if he can turbocharge the engine so he can bring that number to a 70.
Not only was the car unreliable, but it is also unaerodynamic. Scott will enter himself as to not having to pay another driver to drive for him.
Driver Name: Dennis Scott
Car: Trabant 601
Number: Whichever one uses the least amount of paint
Sponsors: None (please don't be a smart aleck and put "none" around the whole car)
Car colours: Whatever the colours the Trabant comes in, because he can't afford the paint!!!!
Instead, we shall see a new entrant, known as Dennis Scott. He bought a disused Trabant 601, tried to build a V8 but could only build a basic four-stroke engine (in other words, one cylinder, one piston, etc.). The total horsepower is about 35!!!!!!!! He asks the REECCS council if he can turbocharge the engine so he can bring that number to a 70.
Not only was the car unreliable, but it is also unaerodynamic. Scott will enter himself as to not having to pay another driver to drive for him.
Driver Name: Dennis Scott
Car: Trabant 601
Number: Whichever one uses the least amount of paint
Sponsors: None (please don't be a smart aleck and put "none" around the whole car)
Car colours: Whatever the colours the Trabant comes in, because he can't afford the paint!!!!
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JeremyMcClean wrote:Car colours: Whatever the colours the Trabant comes in, because he can't afford the paint!!!!
perhaps you can re-use one of my fuchsia trabants

hey, it was the crowd's favourite...
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I decided I'll have an entry there
Team: Gotham Racing International
Driver: Helena Bertinelli
Car: Skoda
Sponsor: Wayne Corp., SIMOD, Arexons, Skoda Motorsport, <a href="http://www.magazineluiza.com.br/>Magazine Luiza</a>
Number: 44
Colors: Blue, White and Green
Team: Gotham Racing International
Driver: Dinah Lance
Car: Skoda
Sponsor: Wayne Corp., SIMOD, Arexons, Skoda Motorsport, <a href="http://www.magazineluiza.com.br/>Magazine Luiza</a>
Number: 45
Colors: Blue, White and Green
Team: Gotham Racing International
Driver: Helena Bertinelli
Car: Skoda
Sponsor: Wayne Corp., SIMOD, Arexons, Skoda Motorsport, <a href="http://www.magazineluiza.com.br/>Magazine Luiza</a>
Number: 44
Colors: Blue, White and Green
Team: Gotham Racing International
Driver: Dinah Lance
Car: Skoda
Sponsor: Wayne Corp., SIMOD, Arexons, Skoda Motorsport, <a href="http://www.magazineluiza.com.br/>Magazine Luiza</a>
Number: 45
Colors: Blue, White and Green
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I must congratulate you, this has been the funniest fictional championship season I've seen this forum produce yet.
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Jorma Kalervo will continue with Dacia next season. Same Penguin livery and number (20).
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Marlboro Scuderia Politalia-Fiat powered by Agip wrote:Marlboro Scuderia Politalia-Fiat powered by Agip enters REECS
The Scuderia Politalia is proud to announce its program for the next REECS season. Thanks to continuous support by our sponsors Agip, Marlboro and Gazprom, we can expand our team from one to three cars. Ferdinando Blaszikowski and Jacek Piscopo will return to the series. Another car will be entered for Ruby the...er...friend of former Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi. Scuderia Politalia wants to do something for women in motorsport, and we are confident that Ruby will make a good figure in the series. Let's hope that the next season will be successful for us.
Driver name: Ferdinando Blaszikowski
Car: Polski-Fiat 126p
Number: 69
Sponsors: Marlboro, Agip, Gazprom
Car Colour(s): Red, White, Blue
Driver name: Jacek Piscopo
Car: Polski-Fiat 126p
Number: 70
Sponsors: Marlboro, Agip, Gazprom
Car Colour(s): Red, White, Blue
Driver name: Ruby
Car: Polski-Fiat 126p
Number: 71
Sponsors: Marlboro, Agip, Gazprom
Car Colour(s): Red, White, Blue
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The Generic Times wrote:Alitalia make shock EastCars switch
Scuderia Alitalia have surprised many by making a sudden change of manufacturer. The FIAT Group has involvement in both Polski-Fiat and AvtoVAZ, and while they used the Polski-Fiat 126R last year, and intended to do so this season, the heads at Alitalia have decided to drop the compact 126R for the more stable Lada 2101.
"We decided the Polski-Fiat was rubbish...I mean, not the best use of our marketing resources," said Zoran Stefanovic, REECCS Team Principal for Scuderia Alitalia. "Fiat is looking to become more involved in the AvtoVAZ Group once again after stepping back for a while, therefore this switch makes economic sense for us. Also, it was much faster than that crappy 126 so hopefully we might win something."
Scuderia Alitalia has indicated an all new livery will be released soon.
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REECCS Calendar Announced
After much speculation (from the entire REECCS fanbase of 5 people) the REECCS calendar has been announced. The organisers are on the record as saying that the tracks would be a mix of fan favourites from last season, with some new additions. And remember, in REECCS, calendar announce you!
- Birmingham Superprix
- Autumn Ring Mini
- Top Gear Test Track
- Awesomering Vanautu
- Monaco
- Lienz GP
- Kicevo
- Varshko (ice)
- Usce
- Miseluk
- Omnitel 1000km
- Rabaring
- Opatija
- Lyngas
- Norisring
- Adelaide
- Surfers Paradise
- Miami Terminal Circle
- Crazy Cooters 8
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Oh man, this is going to be epic yet again 

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I'm gonna switch my drivers around, put Davies in #22 and Zimmer in #34.
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the Masked Lapwing wrote:I'm gonna switch my drivers around, put Davies in #22 and Zimmer in #34.
Sure.
Would you mind changing the HRT liveried car to number 2, as Senreson already uses 22 and I don't think that Kay Lon will be racing in the #2 Trabant this season.
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MinardiFan95 wrote:the Masked Lapwing wrote:I'm gonna switch my drivers around, put Davies in #22 and Zimmer in #34.
Sure.
Would you mind changing the HRT liveried car to number 2, as Senreson already uses 22 and I don't think that Kay Lon will be racing in the #2 Trabant this season.
Go ahead, doesn't bother me.
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I only just realise MRT had 3 cars last year. Therefore...
The Generic Times wrote:Scuderia Alitalia adds third car for Academy drivers
After recently making the switch to Lada in the REECCS, Alitalia have announced yet another change, this time by adding a third car.
The existing #51 car will be run under a seperate name, Zenit Corse, signifying it is part of the squad's young driver programme. The car's programme will be split between youngsters Marcel Agyemang-Badu and Andraž Velikonja.
Badu will contest the first five rounds (Birmingham to Monaco), before stepping aside for Velikonja. Badu will return to the #51 car at Norisring, and remain there for the rest of the season.
The change to Zenit Corse means Carsten Jancker's Scuderia Alitalia entry has been changed to become #47.
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Minardi, did you put Dennis Scott on the entry list? (His entry information is somewhere on this page, it isn't too far off.)
A couple more pieces of information:
Car number: 0 (if not, then 5 if it isn't taken)
Car livery: The back is to be covered by the Fuschia paint loaned by This' team
A couple more pieces of information:
Car number: 0 (if not, then 5 if it isn't taken)
Car livery: The back is to be covered by the Fuschia paint loaned by This' team
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REECCS Calendar Announced
After much speculation (from the entire REECCS fanbase of 5 people) the REECCS calendar has been announced.
The fanbase could, possibly, increase to six.
Are there any spaces left for this season?
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