HWNSNBM Facts

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 23 Feb 2010, 19:31

Just read page 100. We were really struggling.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 23 Feb 2010, 19:47

Phoenix wrote:
shinji wrote:
Phoenix wrote:I was going to resurrect the Rantbox thread just for this (if it wasn't already blocked...)...why did thehemogoblin block the F1 word asscoiation game? It was inoffensive...

We'd spent more than 2 months building it up to 3002 posts. It was dying, and thehemogoblin just employed some euthanasia to help it on it's way.

Was it dying? Never realized...Anyway, that's life.

theheomogoblin, you're a senseless sod.

It was the humane thing to do. It really needed to be done. It was doing nothing but inflating all of our post counts.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 23 Feb 2010, 20:14

Phoenix wrote:I was going to resurrect the Rantbox thread just for this (if it wasn't already blocked...)...why did thehemogoblin block the F1 word asscoiation game? It was inoffensive...

The Rantbox thread hasn't been locked... It's just that nobody's posted on it since 28th January...

coops · Post by **coops** » 24 Feb 2010, 08:05

After enjoying a good chinese meal, HWNSNBM also eats the chop-sticks.

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 24 Feb 2010, 08:12

Unlike the Stig, HWNSNBM isn't confused by stairs

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 25 Feb 2010, 21:46

I use this forum because HWNSNBM told me to.

Waris · Post by **Waris** » 25 Feb 2010, 22:46

also:
"YO JENSON, I'M REAL HAPPY FOR YOU, IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT HWNSNBM WAS ONE OF THE BEST FORMULA ONE DRIVERS OF ALL TIME! OF ALL TIME!"

(I wanted to make the picture too, but I was too lazy.)

coops · Post by **coops** » 26 Feb 2010, 11:13

Whenever HWNSNBM Googles 'Zsolt Baumgartner' all the lights in his street go out.

SDHammer · Post by **SDHammer** » 26 Feb 2010, 11:57

HWNSNBM once had a bet with Superman. They'd fight each other and the loser has to wear the pants outside their tights for the rest of time.

Or HWNSNBM went on holiday to the Virgin Islands......They are now called the Islands

Post by **Nuppiz** » 26 Feb 2010, 12:13

HWNSNBM, Chuck Norris and MacGyver fought each other once. That's what caused the mass extinction of dinosaurs.

coops · Post by **coops** » 26 Feb 2010, 13:31

HWNSNBM says 'Relax'

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 26 Feb 2010, 15:24

HWNSNBM is relaxed.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 26 Feb 2010, 16:07

coops wrote:HWNSNBM says 'Relax'

He also says "Don't do it".

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 26 Feb 2010, 16:33

CarlosFerreira wrote:
coops wrote:HWNSNBM says 'Relax'

He also says "Don't do it".

But only "when you want to go to it"

Also:
HWNSNBM keeps SCP-682 as his pet and does funny tricks with it

coops · Post by **coops** » 26 Feb 2010, 19:29

HWNSNBM has known all along that USF1 wouldnt work and that Peter Windsor is a charlatan who is only involved as he hopes to replace Simon Cowell on American Idol.

LucaPacchiarini · Post by **LucaPacchiarini** » 26 Feb 2010, 20:59

HWNSNBM qualified Lola-Mastercard in the front row

ibsey · Post by **ibsey** » 26 Feb 2010, 22:35

HWNSNBM is Cartman's real father

lostpin · Post by **lostpin** » 27 Feb 2010, 01:39

You can never get bored from HWNSNBM.

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 28 Feb 2010, 08:15

Cars were invented as a way to run from HWNSNBM, and then HWNSNBM invented the car accident.

eagleash · Post by **eagleash** » 28 Feb 2010, 19:39

HWNSNBM now goes up to 14 as SeeSaw goes up to 12.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 01 Mar 2010, 12:45

HWNSNBM knows how to use the three sea-shells

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 01 Mar 2010, 22:28

HWNSNBM can survive an Avada Kedavra infinite times.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 02 Mar 2010, 12:06

Phoenix wrote:HWNSNBM can survive an Avada Kedavra infinite times.

Not only that, but can get it to rebound onto whomever he wishes...

coops · Post by **coops** » 02 Mar 2010, 19:05

ADx_Wales wrote:HWNSNBM knows how to use the three sea-shells

Nice one ADx-Wales!

A HWNSNBM a day helps you work, rest and play.

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 02 Mar 2010, 20:51

HWNSNBM wins.

Just a general summary of the world.

LucaPacchiarini · Post by **LucaPacchiarini** » 03 Mar 2010, 13:12

HWNSNBM is not the hungarian Senna, it's Senna who was the brazilian HWNSNBM

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 03 Mar 2010, 15:00

Bernie made F1 what it is today so that HWNSNBM could be involved in it.

HWNSNBM is also responsible for colouring in the black bits on Friesian cows with a special Biro. If you already heared that rumour, HWNSNBM started it.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 05 Mar 2010, 23:57

Birds suddernly appear every time HWNSNBM is near.

For sustainance, HWNSNBM consumes an organic protein which is not unlike baby-food.

ibsey · Post by **ibsey** » 06 Mar 2010, 02:09

The real reason for the FISA / FOCA war in the early 1980's, was because all the teams were all fighting for the services of HWNSNBM in the future.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 06 Mar 2010, 14:24

LucaPacchiarini wrote:HWNSNBM is not the hungarian Senna, it's Senna who was the brazilian HWNSNBM

Also, Prost is the French HWNSNBM
Berger is the Austrian HWNSNBM
Mansell is the British HWNSNBM
and Schumacher is the German HWNSNBM

watka · Post by **watka** » 06 Mar 2010, 16:29

Chanoch Nissany is the Israeli HWNSNBM. No wait a minute...

DUCK!!!

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 06 Mar 2010, 17:18

When visiting Britain, during the heavy winter at the beginning of this year, HWNSNBM sneezed, thus leading to an abundant supply of road-grit.

coops · Post by **coops** » 06 Mar 2010, 18:28

HWNSNBM could see it was just a school of bluefish.

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 06 Mar 2010, 18:49

It is true, the moon landings were staged. At the same time, though, HWNSNBM was on the moon.

ibsey · Post by **ibsey** » 06 Mar 2010, 18:51

Who let the dogz out?...

HWNSNBM let the dogz out.

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 06 Mar 2010, 18:53

ibsey wrote:Who let the dogz out?...

HWNSNBM let the dogz out.

...and promptly let them back in before anyone asked any questions.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 06 Mar 2010, 19:20

If a tree falls in a forest, and nobody is around to hear it, HWNSNBM makes sure everyone did.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 06 Mar 2010, 21:41

HWNSNBM didn't take part in the job because Joe wanted to call him Mr Purple.

coops · Post by **coops** » 06 Mar 2010, 22:09

HWNSNBM was offered a seat to drive for Lola. To celebrate he went out and bought some Cherry Coca-Cola.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 07 Mar 2010, 22:45

HWNSNBM gave Stewie and Brian Griffin the ability to talk.