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Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 23 Feb 2010, 19:31
by shinji
Just read page 100. We were really struggling.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 23 Feb 2010, 19:47
by thehemogoblin
Phoenix wrote:
shinji wrote:
Phoenix wrote:I was going to resurrect the Rantbox thread just for this (if it wasn't already blocked...)...why did thehemogoblin block the F1 word asscoiation game? It was inoffensive...

We'd spent more than 2 months building it up to 3002 posts. It was dying, and thehemogoblin just employed some euthanasia to help it on it's way.

Was it dying? Never realized...Anyway, that's life.

theheomogoblin, you're a senseless sod.


It was the humane thing to do. It really needed to be done. It was doing nothing but inflating all of our post counts.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 23 Feb 2010, 20:14
by dr-baker
Phoenix wrote:I was going to resurrect the Rantbox thread just for this (if it wasn't already blocked...)...why did thehemogoblin block the F1 word asscoiation game? It was inoffensive...

The Rantbox thread hasn't been locked... It's just that nobody's posted on it since 28th January...

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 24 Feb 2010, 08:05
by coops
After enjoying a good chinese meal, HWNSNBM also eats the chop-sticks.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 24 Feb 2010, 08:12
by TomWazzleshaw
Unlike the Stig, HWNSNBM isn't confused by stairs

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 25 Feb 2010, 21:46
by FullMetalJack
I use this forum because HWNSNBM told me to.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 25 Feb 2010, 22:46
by Waris
Image

Image

also:
"YO JENSON, I'M REAL HAPPY FOR YOU, IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT HWNSNBM WAS ONE OF THE BEST FORMULA ONE DRIVERS OF ALL TIME! OF ALL TIME!"

(I wanted to make the picture too, but I was too lazy.)

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 26 Feb 2010, 11:13
by coops
Whenever HWNSNBM Googles 'Zsolt Baumgartner' all the lights in his street go out.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 26 Feb 2010, 11:57
by SDHammer
HWNSNBM once had a bet with Superman. They'd fight each other and the loser has to wear the pants outside their tights for the rest of time.

Or HWNSNBM went on holiday to the Virgin Islands......They are now called the Islands

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 26 Feb 2010, 12:13
by Nuppiz
HWNSNBM, Chuck Norris and MacGyver fought each other once. That's what caused the mass extinction of dinosaurs.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 26 Feb 2010, 13:31
by coops
HWNSNBM says 'Relax'

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 26 Feb 2010, 15:24
by Phoenix
HWNSNBM is relaxed.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 26 Feb 2010, 16:07
by CarlosFerreira
coops wrote:HWNSNBM says 'Relax'


He also says "Don't do it".

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 26 Feb 2010, 16:33
by Klon
CarlosFerreira wrote:
coops wrote:HWNSNBM says 'Relax'


He also says "Don't do it".


But only "when you want to go to it"


Also:
HWNSNBM keeps SCP-682 as his pet and does funny tricks with it

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 26 Feb 2010, 19:29
by coops
HWNSNBM has known all along that USF1 wouldnt work and that Peter Windsor is a charlatan who is only involved as he hopes to replace Simon Cowell on American Idol.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 26 Feb 2010, 20:59
by LucaPacchiarini
HWNSNBM qualified Lola-Mastercard in the front row

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 26 Feb 2010, 22:35
by ibsey
HWNSNBM is Cartman's real father

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 27 Feb 2010, 01:39
by lostpin
You can never get bored from HWNSNBM.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 28 Feb 2010, 08:15
by TomWazzleshaw
Cars were invented as a way to run from HWNSNBM, and then HWNSNBM invented the car accident.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 28 Feb 2010, 19:39
by eagleash
HWNSNBM now goes up to 14 as SeeSaw goes up to 12.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 01 Mar 2010, 12:45
by ADx_Wales
HWNSNBM knows how to use the three sea-shells

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 01 Mar 2010, 22:28
by Phoenix
HWNSNBM can survive an Avada Kedavra infinite times.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 02 Mar 2010, 12:06
by dr-baker
Phoenix wrote:HWNSNBM can survive an Avada Kedavra infinite times.

Not only that, but can get it to rebound onto whomever he wishes...

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 02 Mar 2010, 19:05
by coops
ADx_Wales wrote:HWNSNBM knows how to use the three sea-shells

Nice one ADx-Wales!

A HWNSNBM a day helps you work, rest and play.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 02 Mar 2010, 20:51
by shinji
HWNSNBM wins.

Just a general summary of the world.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 03 Mar 2010, 13:12
by LucaPacchiarini
HWNSNBM is not the hungarian Senna, it's Senna who was the brazilian HWNSNBM

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 03 Mar 2010, 15:00
by ADx_Wales
Bernie made F1 what it is today so that HWNSNBM could be involved in it.

HWNSNBM is also responsible for colouring in the black bits on Friesian cows with a special Biro. If you already heared that rumour, HWNSNBM started it.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 05 Mar 2010, 23:57
by ADx_Wales
Birds suddernly appear every time HWNSNBM is near.

For sustainance, HWNSNBM consumes an organic protein which is not unlike baby-food.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 06 Mar 2010, 02:09
by ibsey
The real reason for the FISA / FOCA war in the early 1980's, was because all the teams were all fighting for the services of HWNSNBM in the future.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 06 Mar 2010, 14:24
by FullMetalJack
LucaPacchiarini wrote:HWNSNBM is not the hungarian Senna, it's Senna who was the brazilian HWNSNBM


Also, Prost is the French HWNSNBM
Berger is the Austrian HWNSNBM
Mansell is the British HWNSNBM
and Schumacher is the German HWNSNBM

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 06 Mar 2010, 16:29
by watka
Chanoch Nissany is the Israeli HWNSNBM. No wait a minute...

DUCK!!!

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 06 Mar 2010, 17:18
by ADx_Wales
When visiting Britain, during the heavy winter at the beginning of this year, HWNSNBM sneezed, thus leading to an abundant supply of road-grit.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 06 Mar 2010, 18:28
by coops
HWNSNBM could see it was just a school of bluefish.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 06 Mar 2010, 18:49
by shinji
It is true, the moon landings were staged. At the same time, though, HWNSNBM was on the moon.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 06 Mar 2010, 18:51
by ibsey
Who let the dogz out?...

HWNSNBM let the dogz out.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 06 Mar 2010, 18:53
by shinji
ibsey wrote:Who let the dogz out?...

HWNSNBM let the dogz out.


...and promptly let them back in before anyone asked any questions.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 06 Mar 2010, 19:20
by ADx_Wales
If a tree falls in a forest, and nobody is around to hear it, HWNSNBM makes sure everyone did.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 06 Mar 2010, 21:41
by CarlosFerreira
HWNSNBM didn't take part in the job because Joe wanted to call him Mr Purple.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 06 Mar 2010, 22:09
by coops
HWNSNBM was offered a seat to drive for Lola. To celebrate he went out and bought some Cherry Coca-Cola.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 07 Mar 2010, 22:45
by FullMetalJack
HWNSNBM gave Stewie and Brian Griffin the ability to talk.