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Posted: 12 Feb 2013, 04:14
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Posted: 12 Feb 2013, 07:42
razta wrote:
Look Ross, Britney left his hairdryer there!
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Posted: 12 Feb 2013, 07:46
"Ross I swear I left the car right there. Ah well, if its gone missing perhaps Id best see if theres a spare Mclaren I could borrow..."
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Posted: 12 Feb 2013, 18:26
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Posted: 12 Feb 2013, 18:57
razta wrote:
All you have to do Ross is to make a car like that Brawn BGP-001 over there and we would make Red Bull look like a Toro Rosso.
Hammy - What is that?
Ross - Your ever shrinking chances of winning a title.
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Posted: 13 Feb 2013, 01:06
Ah, the romance of the winner's circle! Trophy in one hand, postmodern Jell-O mold in the other...
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Posted: 13 Feb 2013, 02:09
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Posted: 13 Feb 2013, 09:33
Reverie Planetarian wrote:
Denny Hulme:YAY!I'm a happy,dandy Man!
Ronnie Peterson:What is this idiot doing.*facepalm*
Hang on a minute....holy shite,Reverie Planetarian's back!
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Posted: 19 Feb 2013, 09:39
PROST:"Listen to me Ayrton and you will learn alot"
SENNA:"Zzzzz"
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Posted: 19 Feb 2013, 09:41
PROST:"Listen, Ayrton, try it this way"
SENNA:"Zzzzz"
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Posted: 19 Feb 2013, 15:48
SENNA: "I bet I can make you turn your hand over with my eyes closed... No, the other way..."
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Posted: 19 Feb 2013, 16:51
CoopsII wrote:
Prost: Listen to me, Ayrton, I know zis track like ze back of my 'and...oh, I didn't realise it was so hairy.
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Posted: 19 Feb 2013, 18:17
dr-baker wrote:
Prost; "If you want to touch my 80's perm. You have to stoke it gently, like this".
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Posted: 19 Feb 2013, 18:48
Ayrton's suspicions Alain was trying to throw him off were validated when his explanation of Monza involved something about a trench and a "Millennium Falcon"...
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Posted: 22 Feb 2013, 22:57
"Alain, you are no good at beatboxing."
"What?"
"Your beatboxing 'skills' are as shite as your politics."
So the feud began...
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Posted: 05 Mar 2013, 17:43
"No, no, you're supposed to squeeze higher, at the base of the neck!"
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Posted: 05 Mar 2013, 18:23
James Hunt: "Hey Niki, this is one hell of a pimp machine. My McLaren just looks like a harvesting machine".
Niki Lauda: "Come on, get out of here, I've gotta race this thing!".
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Posted: 06 Mar 2013, 09:13
"Fack off old boy, I may have had a few drinkies for breakfast but Im bladdy sure this ones my car. Now d'you mind, Qualifying has started and I dont want to mish it. Hic"
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Posted: 07 Mar 2013, 13:29
CoopsII wrote:
"Fack off old boy, I may have had a few drinkies for breakfast but Im bladdy sure this ones my car. Now d'you mind, Qualifying has started and I dont want to mish it. Hic"
On a side note, could you imagine this in Formula One today ? Sebastian Vettel sitting in Alonso´s car just for fun ? Sometimes I miss the old times...
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Posted: 07 Mar 2013, 16:47
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Posted: 07 Mar 2013, 17:54
Jocke1 wrote:
"Now, Sebastian. Your turn next. You will obey, or we will put your finger in the light socket. And then send you to Suqatra. Understand?"
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Posted: 07 Mar 2013, 18:21
I am not being forced to be here. I am here of my own free will. I am being paid £10.49 an hour to be on stage with Mr Wurz, and I can claim up to €1049 a month in expenses. Oh, and these jeans cost $49.10. Next question?
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Posted: 07 Mar 2013, 18:29
dinizintheoven wrote:Now, Sebastian. Your turn next. You will obey, or we will put your finger in the light socket. And then send you to Suqatra. Understand?"
Lol, that was the kind of response I anticipated.
But I'd like to apologize if anyone was offended by me putting that picture up. I was a little apprehensive myself of posting it, felt bad laughing to it.
I saw Marco's accident live, and it scarred me to this day. It was horrible, and I have never watched a replay of it, nor will I ever.
But I believe you have to find humour even after tragedies.
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Posted: 07 Mar 2013, 19:35
Jocke1 wrote:But I'd like to apologize if anyone was offended by me putting that picture up. I was a little apprehensive myself of posting it, felt bad laughing to it.
I saw Marco's accident live, and it scarred me to this day. It was horrible, and I have never watched a replay of it, nor will I ever.
But I believe you have to find humour even after tragedies.
I was wondering if that was Marco Simoncelli. And then I thought... hang on, it's not as if he had a monopoly on the Sideshow Bob hair (ditto Carlos Valderrama in football), surely there must be someone else somewhere in motorsport with the same barnet. Only now do I notice the "Marco" on his shirt that confirms it was him. But it's not as if we're having a laugh at his expense, in a way that A Certain Band Fronted By Seth Putnam would. (I advise those not familiar with the name and who are of a sensitive disposition - or at work - not to look him up. You have been warned.) Otherwise, the floodgates would open and I'd get dragged over the coals backwards for bringing back hologram drivers in F1RMGP and having the reconstituted James Hunt acting exactly like the real James Hunt did, and then there was Lella Lombardi's "I can't say exactly what I want to about this car because the hologram projection unit is glitching" moment in the 2014 WEC... and then, in the Bathurst Enduro, one of the drivers brought back was Hitoshi Ogawa, victim of one of the very worst motorsport accidents I have ever seen (and I'll point out I never saw Marco Simoncelli's crash, nor do I particularly want to after all the descriptions). I'm sure if there's any kind of Putnam-esque "ha ha, you're dead" then it'll be swatted very quickly; I'm also sure absolutely nobody will have taken this picture this way.
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Posted: 07 Mar 2013, 21:33
Jocke1 wrote:dinizintheoven wrote:Now, Sebastian. Your turn next. You will obey, or we will put your finger in the light socket. And then send you to Suqatra. Understand?"
Lol, that was the kind of response I anticipated.
But I'd like to apologize if anyone was offended by me putting that picture up. I was a little apprehensive myself of posting it, felt bad laughing to it.
I saw Marco's accident live, and it scarred me to this day. It was horrible, and I have never watched a replay of it, nor will I ever.
But I believe you have to find humour even after tragedies.
I never saw Marco's accident live because I was late out of bed but I remember Dan Wheldon's.
On Sunday afternoon, I was messing about outside pc world doing parkour which went quite wrong and I passed out in the men's lavatories in pizza hut, as a result of this I got the day off school, the following morning I hear the news that Dan had died on sky and I was shocked but to this day I still maintain it was the race organisers fault for not listening to the drivers.
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Posted: 08 Mar 2013, 07:45
Jocke1 wrote:But I'd like to apologize if anyone was offended by me putting that picture up. I was a little apprehensive myself of posting it, felt bad laughing to it.
I saw nothing offensive about it, we see plenty of pictures on here of drivers who have passed.
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Posted: 08 Mar 2013, 07:56
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Posted: 08 Mar 2013, 09:39
Bruno - "Look how wacky we are! Its an inflatable donkey! And Im in an F1 car! Because F1 cars and inflatable donkeys dont normally go together! See? Hilarious!"
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Posted: 08 Mar 2013, 18:40
Wizzie wrote:
"Oh deer..., no it's a donkey!"
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Posted: 08 Mar 2013, 19:23
This is what Gordon Ramsay thinks of Bruno Senna.
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Posted: 08 Mar 2013, 23:13
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Posted: 09 Mar 2013, 00:47
darkapprentice77 wrote:
I can't see the picture, and when I try to open it in a separate tab I get a 403 error.
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Posted: 09 Mar 2013, 06:06
This is the closest Bruno Senna ever wants to get to Eddie Murphy.
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Posted: 09 Mar 2013, 11:52
UgncreativeUsergname wrote: I can't see the picture, and when I try to open it in a separate tab I get a 403 error.
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Posted: 09 Mar 2013, 12:02
Jocke1 wrote:
Nearly 3 years after Suzuka 1989, Senna was still trying to figure out just where Balestre's secret HQ was...
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Posted: 09 Mar 2013, 17:10
Spectator: Hey Bruno, do you are going to carry Barrichello with you for a ride.
Bruno: Hahahaha, yes.
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Posted: 09 Mar 2013, 19:24
Jocke1 wrote:UgncreativeUsergname wrote: I can't see the picture, and when I try to open it in a separate tab I get a 403 error.
The new Kyalami layout is so boring, Senna could be seen falling asleep just looking at it.
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Posted: 10 Mar 2013, 13:49
Jocke1 wrote:UgncreativeUsergname wrote: I can't see the picture, and when I try to open it in a separate tab I get a 403 error.
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