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Re: Caption this!
Posted: 22 Mar 2013, 09:55
by hootie
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Posted: 22 Mar 2013, 11:41
by WaffleCat
Preparing to be "future-endavoured" by Helmut Marko,JEV goes to the Malaysian job fair to test out his skills.
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Posted: 22 Mar 2013, 15:49
by CoopsII
New recruit in Kuala Lumpur coffee shop dismissed for being too "showy".
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Posted: 22 Mar 2013, 15:51
by Ataxia
Even though he beat Ricciardo last season, Vergne manages to get the pourer deal...
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Posted: 22 Mar 2013, 15:54
by CoopsII
Ataxia [BacLettNinj] wrote:Even though he beat Ricciardo last season, Vergne manages to get the pourer deal...
Well played, for the life of me I couldnt think of a decent pun on 'pour'.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 22 Mar 2013, 16:02
by Meatwad
(Before 2014 season)
Marko: I'm sorry, Jean-Éric, but we have decided to replace you with Félix da Costa.
Vergne: Bathplug.
Marko: However, Red Bull Racing has found an alternative that you will certainly be satisfied with.
(Fast forward to the Australian GP weekend)
Vergne: BATHPLUG!
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 23 Mar 2013, 11:38
by hootie
Ataxia [BacLettNinj] wrote:Even though he beat Ricciardo last season, Vergne manages to get the pourer deal...
ahh, good one!
hootie
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 23 Mar 2013, 12:16
by Jocke1
¤Bloke in the middle¤"Shoot, I just cleaned that table. I tell ya, youngsters these days. No respect for elders."
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Posted: 23 Mar 2013, 12:36
by fjackdaw
When they told me I had a date with a "lassi", this isn't what I had in mind.
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Posted: 23 Mar 2013, 12:40
by fjackdaw
This is where our car is going to spend most of the season, get used to it.
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Posted: 23 Mar 2013, 16:27
by CoopsII
"...OK, pour that then add Mr Raikkonens vodka, its in that big steel tin next to you..."
Because I never tire of Raikkonen=Alcoholic references.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 24 Mar 2013, 15:52
by DemocalypseNow
Right lads, make sure you get a close up of Seb's face once I've properly smashed it in.
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Posted: 24 Mar 2013, 16:26
by CoopsII
"On the flight they were showing Shallow Grave, gave me a few ideas actually cobber..."
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Posted: 24 Mar 2013, 20:35
by Jocke1
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Posted: 25 Mar 2013, 15:21
by takagi_for_the_win
With rumours that he was to be replaced by Da Costa, Vergne's performances just got pourer and pourer...
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Posted: 25 Mar 2013, 16:49
by CoopsII
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Posted: 25 Mar 2013, 17:20
by Jocke1
CoopsII wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esJPVkJDgAU
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Posted: 25 Mar 2013, 18:08
by ibsey
Mark: "Seb, can I see your finger real quick? There's something I've always wanted to do with it..."
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Posted: 25 Mar 2013, 18:46
by Jocke1
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Posted: 26 Mar 2013, 15:09
by Cynon
"Seb, can you please let me win? I don't have the talent to do it on speed..."
"You're funny, Mark!"
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Posted: 28 Mar 2013, 20:03
by Jocke1
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Posted: 28 Mar 2013, 21:21
by dr-baker
Jean Todt: Oh dear, today is just geting Wurz and Wurz...
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Posted: 29 Mar 2013, 09:12
by Gerudo Dragon
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Posted: 29 Mar 2013, 09:33
by Jocke1
darkapprentice77 wrote:
Ide:
"Looku at that girl having fun with the mint-like leaf on her sashimi---shiso happy!"
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 29 Mar 2013, 11:28
by CoopsII
Sir Frank : "I suppose Id better smile and make the best of it despite the fact theres not a single driver here Id employ if I had a choice."
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 29 Mar 2013, 15:32
by ibsey
dr-baker wrote:
Niki Lauda; "So when is this fight between Vettel & Webber suppose to happen then? Oh wait a minute, here they come....FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!"
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 30 Mar 2013, 08:17
by razta
A friend of mine posted this on her FB..
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Posted: 30 Mar 2013, 09:13
by razta
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 01 Apr 2013, 01:20
by ibsey
CoopsII wrote:
Ladies & Gentlemen. I am proud to introduce, for your singing pleasure Mr Jacques Villeneuve.
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Posted: 01 Apr 2013, 17:30
by Reverie Planetarian
The first ideas for the Far Cry 3 box art were WEIRD.
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Posted: 02 Apr 2013, 11:59
by dr-baker
Seb: Hey Mark, what do you call a man with a shovel on his head?
Mark: Let's find out, shall we, Seb?
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Posted: 02 Apr 2013, 13:03
by takagi_for_the_win
ibsey wrote:dr-baker wrote:
Niki Lauda; "So when is this fight between Vettel & Webber supposed to happen then?
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 02 Apr 2013, 18:46
by Warren Hughes
What do you mean we'd go faster if we swapped places?
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 03 Apr 2013, 23:29
by Reverie Planetarian
Bruno was unsure how a sponsorship deal with Dreamworks was supposed to boost his performance on-track, but one look at an exhaust over the rear of the Donkey balloon and he knew the whole team had been had.
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Posted: 04 Apr 2013, 03:34
by Gerudo Dragon
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Posted: 04 Apr 2013, 03:39
by DOSBoot
Senna: Well this should boot sales for Super Monaco GP 2!
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Posted: 04 Apr 2013, 13:14
by Shizuka
"You sure you won't sponsor us?"
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Posted: 04 Apr 2013, 14:51
by CoopsII
"Its alright Ron, you can deffo keep this one. And I wont be needing a copy of it either"
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Posted: 04 Apr 2013, 21:48
by Reverie Planetarian
The arcade he swiped it from promptly gave him several angry calls.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 05 Apr 2013, 03:25
by hootie
