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Re: Caption this!
Posted: 01 Feb 2010, 07:23
by thehemogoblin
Robert Kubica:
"...as long as I keep my head pointed forward, the drag from my nose is minimal..."
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 01 Feb 2010, 14:32
by SuperAguri
Ralf: But that's heading towards the Campos and USF1 end of the grid...
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 01 Feb 2010, 18:46
by DemocalypseNow
Yo Heidfeld, the DTM signup sheet is over there man. Maybe you can replace that useless **** Lauda and help me out by T-boning the Audis like you did to Sutil last year.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 02 Feb 2010, 21:00
by lostpin
Ya wanna kill me? Shot here. Yeah right here, between the eyes.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 02 Feb 2010, 21:04
by thehemogoblin
Which is furrier-- the jacket or the eyebrows?
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 02 Feb 2010, 21:06
by fjackdaw
I'm really
really looking forward to contesting the 2010 season.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 02 Feb 2010, 22:15
by Klon
Kubica:
"Who the heck is that?"Renault Guy:
"Your new team mate, perhaps the most famous modern Russian driver, Vitaly Petrov!"Kubica:
"O RLY? ... never heard of him!"
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 03 Feb 2010, 00:04
by Waris
Noticing that his team-mate is actually a wax statue, Kubica turns to the team management wondering if there has been some kind of mistake.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 03 Feb 2010, 05:16
by Captain Hammer
Interviewer:
"Robert, can you share your feelings about the news thtat Mercedes' German base is not large enough for them and that they intend to expand into Poland?"
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 03 Feb 2010, 05:25
by Cynon
Kubica just realized that if Petrov matches him or comes within half a second of him that he will look really really bad. In essence, the 2010 Renault tilt will only be for Petrov's benefit, not Kubica's or the team's...
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 03 Feb 2010, 07:50
by thehemogoblin
Cynon wrote:Kubica just realized that if Petrov matches him or comes within half a second of him that he will look really really bad. In essence, the 2010 Renault tilt will only be for Petrov's benefit, not Kubica's or the team's...
Get your truth out of here.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 03 Feb 2010, 14:01
by Phoenix
Kubica the Lynx.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 03 Feb 2010, 16:10
by Fitch
Captain Hammer wrote:Interviewer:
"Robert, can you share your feelings about the news that Mercedes' German base is not large enough for them and that they intend to expand into Poland?"
WINNER!!
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 04 Feb 2010, 23:56
by XurizManson
Stefanovic: Huuh... are you sure you can handle this?
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 05 Feb 2010, 00:37
by Klon
Ralf:
"Har, har. I'm off to Stefan GP now. See ya later, s**kers."
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 05 Feb 2010, 00:57
by Jordan
[quote="Klon"]
The paddock is THAT-A-WAY....ladies
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 05 Feb 2010, 06:12
by RejectSteve
Ralf:
"The crappy Schumacher? Right here, baby!"
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 05 Feb 2010, 09:29
by Captain Hammer
SEPARATED AT BIRTH
Ralf Schumacher: Useless German racing driver
RIcky Martin: Useless Latin pop star
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 05 Feb 2010, 12:05
by dr-baker
XurizManson wrote:
I see from the image's URL that this is Wendy Sprules BUT - Who the heck is she? She's, ermmm, fit...
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 05 Feb 2010, 12:10
by XurizManson
Half Schumacher - Useless surname (make no effect for him)
Brendan Fraser - Not so useless actor (i like the first 'Mummy'...)
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 05 Feb 2010, 12:13
by coops
"I had to sleep with the Toyota board members but it was worth it coz they all said I can race for them in 2010 if I did"
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 05 Feb 2010, 12:29
by Jordan
coops wrote:"I had to sleep with the Toyota board members but it was worth it coz they all said I can race for them in 2010 if I did"
I don't think she has the ankle strength to handle an F1 car, why did you hire a driver with polio?
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 05 Feb 2010, 12:32
by Scarne
Sit on my Toyota, and tell me that you love me
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 05 Feb 2010, 12:37
by coops
dr-baker wrote:I see from the image's URL that this is Wendy Sprules BUT - Who the heck is she? She's, ermmm, fit...
She could be a new reject in the making...try this link...
http://www.wendysprules.co.uk/cms/index.phpAnd good luck with your romance.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 05 Feb 2010, 12:40
by XurizManson
Another one for the
SEPARATED AT BIRTH series:
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 05 Feb 2010, 12:44
by XurizManson
SEPARATED AT BIRTH (Am i floodin´?):
Kovy (useless finn driver) and Beavis (useless cornholio)
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 05 Feb 2010, 12:56
by XurizManson
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 05 Feb 2010, 12:57
by XurizManson
OK, guys! I´ll stop. For now.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 05 Feb 2010, 13:03
by dr-baker
coops wrote:dr-baker wrote:I see from the image's URL that this is Wendy Sprules BUT - Who the heck is she? She's, ermmm, fit...
She could be a new reject in the making...try this link...
http://www.wendysprules.co.uk/cms/index.phpAnd good luck with your romance.
I need all the help I can get with romance, having been single all my life... And when I said fit, I
might have meant fit as in athletic, healthy, not unwell....
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 05 Feb 2010, 13:05
by coops
dr-baker wrote: And when I said fit, I
might have meant fit as in athletic, healthy, not unwell....
You've clearly had a look at some of the other pics on her site. She scrubs up alright but shes no Danica Patrick!
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 05 Feb 2010, 13:07
by dr-baker
coops wrote:dr-baker wrote: And when I said fit, I
might have meant fit as in athletic, healthy, not unwell....
You've clearly had a look at some of the other pics on her site. She scrubs up alright but shes no Danica Patrick!
But if you've been single all your life, she could be worse - she's no Ann Widdecombe...
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 05 Feb 2010, 13:30
by XurizManson
SEPARATED AT BIRTH (ENOUGH!):
Vettel (not WDC yet)
Dana Carvey
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 05 Feb 2010, 13:44
by CarlosFerreira
She's faster than any of us behind the wheel, lads. Acknowledge that...
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 05 Feb 2010, 13:54
by fjackdaw
XurizManson wrote:OK, guys! I´ll stop. For now.
Haha, that one gave me a genuine chortle.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 05 Feb 2010, 14:39
by DonTirri
XurizManson wrote:SEPARATED AT BIRTH (Am i floodin´?):
Kovy (useless finn driver) and Beavis (useless cornholio)
HEY!
I object to that! He ain't useless goddamn. I ain't goin around dissing brazilians am I?
(Piquet jr. is an exception, he deserves it.)
Besides, Beavis is awesome.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 05 Feb 2010, 15:04
by Scarne
"What's that, Tony? All play and no work makes Ralf a dull boy?"
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 05 Feb 2010, 15:51
by coops
"I wemember der helmet does go on dis bit after dat I is a bit stuck"
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 05 Feb 2010, 16:23
by XurizManson
DonTirri wrote:I object to that! He ain't useless goddamn. I ain't goin around dissing brazilians am I?
(Piquet jr. is an exception, he deserves it.)
Besides, Beavis is awesome.
Alrigth, sorry for that. But that´s why we´re here: to talk about the rejects. And we brazilians already have a pantheon of Reject drivers, only having NPJr as the Major god (Tarso Marques, Pizzonnia, Christian Fittipaldi, and others).
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 05 Feb 2010, 17:15
by MaxZero
fixed
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 05 Feb 2010, 17:17
by shinji
MaxZero wrote:fixed
We pledged not to do that anymore, did we not?
