Grand Prix Rejects

HWNSNBM didn't start the fire either, but he did alert the authorities other than write a stupid song about it.

There exists a never-seen episode of 'Friends' entitled 'The One With HWNSNBM In It'

coops wrote:There exists a never-seen episode of 'Friends' entitled 'The One With HWNSNBM In It'

Romours say that prince Malik has it. It punishes Tom Walkinshaw every week forcing him to see it for the number of times the real name of HWNSNBM is said.

when HWNSNBM pokes you on facebook, you can feel it, if he Super-Pokes, you die.

When HWNSNBM tweets, it makes humans howl.

HWNSNBM's doesnt so much have a "blog", its more of a manifesto.

Yeah, HWNSNBM doesn't micro-blog, he mega-blogs.

HWNSNBM makes the best goulash in the world. No one has ever tasted this, however, because only he is allowed to eat it.

If you had a photograph of HWNSNBM,
Its something to remind you,
You wouldnt spend your life just wishing...

HWNSNBM caused 2012.

HWNSNBM likes my new avatar.

Unlike Bon Jovi, HWNSNBM is already there.

redbulljack14 wrote:HWNSNBM likes my new avatar.

I humbly agree with Him.

Do you know guys HWNSNBM will win all the mini-games (Predicament Predictions, Fantasy League, etc.) we have, right?

HWNSNBM could have remade Death Race better than that....

...by not remaking it at all.

When HWNSNBM watches Avatar he sees it in 4-D.

HWNSNBM can pass at Catalunya.

thehemogoblin wrote:HWNSNBM can pass at Catalunya.

Easy.

He can also pass in Macau and Pau... while truck-racing.

CarlosFerreira wrote:

thehemogoblin wrote:HWNSNBM can pass at Catalunya.

Easy.

He can also pass in Macau and Pau... while truck-racing.

I thought mine was a pretty big leap of faith.

thehemogoblin wrote:

CarlosFerreira wrote:

thehemogoblin wrote:HWNSNBM can pass at Catalunya.

Easy.

He can also pass in Macau and Pau... while truck-racing.

I thought mine was a pretty big leap of faith.

True faith is like walking on an invisible bridge. Prodded along by Nazis.

No part of HWNSNBM is bigger than David Coulthard's chin.

noisebox wrote:No part of HWNSNBM is bigger than David Coulthard's chin.

No part of HWNSNBM is bigger than Robert Kubica's nose either.

If HWNSNBM made beer...it would probably be the best beer in the world.

HWNSNBM: Motion&Emotion, Vorschprung durch technik*, Sheer driving pleasure, Cuore Sportivo, Auto Emoción, Urbanproof Mastered.

Sorry for poor German spelling

HWNSNBM has won The Game (you just lost, BTW)
HWNSNBM could put the HRT as it is now on Pole with three seconds advantage

Phoenix wrote:Vorschprung durch technik*

Sorry for poor German spelling

It's mostly correct. If you want to do it the HWNSNBM-way: There's no "sch" in front of a "p" or "t", so it's not "Vorschprung" but "Vorsprung", even though it's pronounced like "Vorschprung". And "Technik" is a noun and therefore written with a capital "T".
Hope this helps you somehow. Also, there is absolutely nothing to be sorry for - I'm just happy you haven't seen anything I've written in Spanish yet

kostas22 wrote:If HWNSNBM made beer...it would probably be the best beer in the world.

It would be, there's no probably about it.

redbulljack14 wrote:

kostas22 wrote:If HWNSNBM made beer...it would probably be the best beer in the world.

It would be, there's no probably about it.

You accidentally my train of thought.

Phoenix wrote:HWNSNBM: Auto Emoción

My first car was a SEAT. So cheers for that.

HWNSNBM has the power to kill a yak....
...from two hundred yards....
...with mind bullets.

HWNSNBM.

Fact.

redbulljack14 wrote:

kostas22 wrote:If HWNSNBM made beer...it would probably be the best beer in the world.

It would be, there's no probably about it.

If Carslberg did racing drivers...they'd still not be the best in the world.

coops wrote:HWNSNBM.

Fact.

HWNSNBM is both fact and fiction at the same time

HWNSNBM put the bomp
In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp
HWNSNBM put the ram
In the rama lama ding dong
HWNSNBM put the bop
In the bop shoo bop shoo bop
HWNSNBM put the dip
In the dip da dip da dip

HWNSNBM discovered the cure that cured ham.

HWNSNBM doesn't make mistakes, he makes prophecies that immediately turn out to be right.

HWNSNBM mentions his name.

HWNSNBM puts the fun in fundamentalism

HWNSNBM put the fun back into Formula One.

If he did commentary for BBC, HWNSNBM would put the pun in punditry.