Grand Prix Rejects

Caught in its natural habitat, here we see a wild Michael Schumacher about to pounce on his natural prey; a poor, defenceless trackside marshal.

Schumacher truly has the Wald at his feet...

Ataxia wrote:Schumacher truly has the Wald at his feet...

Brilliant

And so the full kit w***er phenomenon spreads from football to motor racing.

watka wrote:And so the full kit w***er phenomenon spreads from football to motor racing.

That one gets a trophy from me.

Suffice to say, Michael still couldn't quite get over DC...

CoopsII wrote:

watka wrote:And so the full kit w***er phenomenon spreads from football to motor racing.

That one gets a trophy from me.

Oh good grief, you can even actually buy overall replicas...stop it! While you still can! Don't cross the streams!

watka wrote:

And so the full kit w***er phenomenon spreads from football to motor racing.

Caption of the year, so far at least.

Wizzie wrote:Suffice to say, Michael still couldn't quite get over DC...

I like what you did there. The fact it never occurred to me illustrates how much Ive lost it...

McLaren's testing session was so secret, they hired Ferrari to keep others from taking pictures.

FullMetalJack wrote:

watka wrote:
And so the full kit w***er phenomenon spreads from football to motor racing.

Caption of the year, so far at least.

I don't know if it helps that its Michael Schumacher as well!

Conventi wrote:

Cal seems to be taking his promotional commitments for Monster energy drinks a bit to seriously these days.

OR

Cal reacts to featuring in a forum for the wrong motorsport.

Man, the early game over screen concepts for Luigi's Mansion were WEIRD.

Conventi wrote:

Cal thinks he really shouldn't ride whilst stoned

One interview with a foreign journalist later, Tech 3's finest is not happy at being called "Crotchlow".

Cal's just realised that the contract he signed was for Ducatti, not Yamaha...

Man Whose Identity Is A Complete Mystery To Me Appears In Caption This! Thread.

Other bloke: "So what's the situation between you and Carmen Jorda"
Sergio Canamasas: "Ah Carmen, I like to do this when I think of her...(does a hand gesture that shouldn't be explained to the younger members on here. )
Other bloke: "ARE YOU SERIOUS BOY!?"

Too crude maybe?

East Londoner wrote:

Other bloke: "So what's the situation between you and Carmen Jorda"
Sergio Canamasas: "Ah Carmen, I like to do this when I think of her...(does a hand gesture that shouldn't be explained to the younger members on here. )
Other bloke: "ARE YOU SERIOUS BOY!?"

Too crude maybe?

Let me explain the hand gesture to our younger members. Sergio is sticking his thumb up in the air. This is a sign of approval that Carmen is doing a good job.

dr-baker wrote:

East Londoner wrote:

Other bloke: "So what's the situation between you and Carmen Jorda"
Sergio Canamasas: "Ah Carmen, I like to do this when I think of her...(does a hand gesture that shouldn't be explained to the younger members on here. )
Other bloke: "ARE YOU SERIOUS BOY!?"

Too crude maybe?

Let me explain the hand gesture to our younger members. Sergio is sticking his thumb up in the air. This is a sign of approval that Carmen is doing a good job.

You dirty bastard

dr-baker wrote:Let me explain the hand gesture to our younger members. Sergio is sticking his thumb up in the air. This is a sign of approval that Carmen is doing a good job.

Sadly enough Baker, I already knew this...

Sad. But it was others who taught me disturbing things...

Other Bloke: What's 2 times 3?

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6 Months Later:





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Man, I swear the head sculpts on these F1 waxworks are getting worse every year-oh...

East Londoner wrote:

Other bloke: "So what's the situation between you and Carmen Jorda"
Sergio Canamasas: "Ah Carmen, I like to do this when I think of her...

(does a hand gesture that shouldn't be explained to the younger members on here. )
Other bloke: "ARE YOU SERIOUS BOY!?"

Too crude maybe?

East Londoner wrote:Too crude maybe?

No!

If you've ever wondered what the facial expression of a bulldog chewing a lemon would be like...

East Londoner wrote:

To be honest, I'm more interested to know what is going on in the Citroen further up the road - it looks more like the driver being paraded around in that car is trying to make a break for freedom...

"I just can believe CoopsII is going away for a week, I'll miss him so much. I vant my mumie!"

East Londoner wrote:

Comrade Chilton, for driving in un-proletarian Volga convertible is gross bourgeois offence against socialist principles. Get on train, here is hammer, here is rocks, you break them now for 25 hours every day, eight days in every week, maybe you finish punishment after 145 years. If you lucky!

East Londoner wrote:

Is it just me or is Chilton being driven by Alonso here??

PT8475 wrote: Is it just me or is Chilton being driven by Alonso here??

Chilton is being driven by his talent.

The first Super Sidecar Race Of Champions got off to a rocky start when nobody was informed it was actually a motorcycle race.


Tipping up his visor during the victory lap was a bad idea. Trying to wash gnat debris out of his eyes with the rosewater bottle was an even worse one.

2nd place?! I only came in 2nd place?!

His reaction when he found out that Fernando was faster than him.

How Mark REALLY injured his shoulder back in 2010.

Here's a classic one for you then