Grand Prix Rejects

Posted: **12 Mar 2012, 19:29**

Can't Complain by Luca di Montezemolo
Abstinence by James Hunt
My Wins and Other Successes by Nick Heidfeld (if he ever releases an autobiography, it should be called...'Just a Second'. I'll get me coat. )

and of course, the critically acclaimed TV sitcom; 'Everybody Loves Jean-Marie Balestre'.

Posted: **12 Mar 2012, 20:41**

Not to hit anything/to be hit by anything, by Taki Inoue.

Posted: **12 Mar 2012, 21:03**

BaconLettuceNinja wrote:and of course, the critically acclaimed TV sitcom; 'Everybody Loves Jean-Marie Balestre'.

Maybe 'Everybody Loves Bernie'

Posted: **12 Mar 2012, 21:32**

How not to understand what is Deletraz doing, by everyone.

Posted: **19 Mar 2012, 14:17**

How to start a F1 race safely…by the 1981 Belgian GP organisers

Posted: **19 Mar 2012, 21:31**

Probably already been posted, but:

"The merits of Ricardo Rosset as a Formula One driver" by Martin Brundle.

Posted: **19 Mar 2012, 23:01**

Why I deserve my Ferrari seat this season by Felipe Massa

A list of all known accidents at the turn 7 wall at Albert Park...

Organisation by Luis Perez Sala

Backmarker's etiquette by Narain Karthikeyan. Foreword by Olivier Groulliard.

Posted: **20 Mar 2012, 10:35**

East Londoner wrote:Why I deserve my Ferrari seat this season by Felipe Massa

A list of all known accidents at the turn 7 wall at Albert Park... by Albert Park orgainzers
Organisation by Luis Perez Sala

Backmarker's etiquette by Narain Karthikeyan. Foreword by Olivier Groulliard and Jean-Denis Deletraz.

Fixed

Posted: **20 Mar 2012, 11:48**

How to show that the Japanese drivers are the best one, by Inoue, Ide, Yamamoto, etc...

How to show that the Indian drivers are not worst than Japanese, by Chandhok and Karthikeyan.

Posted: **20 Mar 2012, 13:08**

FMecha wrote:Backmarker's etiquette by Narain Karthikeyan. Foreword by Olivier Groulliard and Jean-Denis Délétraz; the last word by René Arnoux, 1989 edition.

Properly fixed.

Posted: **20 Mar 2012, 19:38**

Boredom by Nick Heidfeld

Posted: **20 Mar 2012, 19:52**

The Art of Prioritisation, by BMW Sauber c. 2008-2009

Posted: **20 Mar 2012, 20:01**

Marshals- What good are they? by Taki Inoue with foreword by Luca Badoer

Posted: **20 Mar 2012, 20:20**

How to win every drivers championship during the 80's and 90's, by Ferrari.

Posted: **21 Mar 2012, 13:06**

How To Beat The BBCs Viewing Figures by SKY

Posted: **21 Mar 2012, 20:34**

How to please the general public

By Bernie Ecclestone

Posted: **21 Mar 2012, 20:47**

How to stay in Formula 1 for a complete season, by Lola Mastercard.

Posted: **22 Mar 2012, 10:43**

We will be in Q2 next year, by Caterham.

Posted: **22 Mar 2012, 17:27**

Staying cool while talking with Smedley, by Felipe Massa AKA Felipe Baby.

Posted: **22 Mar 2012, 21:04**

My guide to a perfect race start, by Mark Webber

The 1989 season, a review from the perspective of Aguri Suzuki

Posted: **22 Mar 2012, 21:11**

Peace and Quiet by Eddie Irvine
A Talented Individual by Hideki Noda, foreword by Ricardo Rosset
Keeping Your Nose Clean by Jean-Louis Schlesser
Over the Hill by Michael Schumacher (this one title could relate to two different things)

Posted: **22 Mar 2012, 21:15**

BaconLettuceNinja wrote:Peace and Quiet by Eddie Irvine
A Talented Individual by Hideki Noda, foreword by Ricardo Rosset
Keeping Your Nose Clean by Jean-Louis Schlesser
Over the Hill by Michael Schumacher (this one title could relate to two different things)

What the two things are for Over the Hill:
1: Eau Rouge
2: Crashing over Damon Hill :lol:

Posted: **22 Mar 2012, 21:18**

wmetcalf68 wrote:
BaconLettuceNinja wrote:Peace and Quiet by Eddie Irvine
A Talented Individual by Hideki Noda, foreword by Ricardo Rosset
Keeping Your Nose Clean by Jean-Louis Schlesser
Over the Hill by Michael Schumacher (this one title could relate to two different things)

What the two things are for Over the Hill:
1: Eau Rouge
2: Crashing over Damon Hill

I was more thinking along the lines of retirement and being past it rather than Eau Rouge.

Posted: **22 Mar 2012, 21:49**

BaconLettuceNinja wrote:
wmetcalf68 wrote:
BaconLettuceNinja wrote:Peace and Quiet by Eddie Irvine
A Talented Individual by Hideki Noda, foreword by Ricardo Rosset
Keeping Your Nose Clean by Jean-Louis Schlesser
Over the Hill by Michael Schumacher (this one title could relate to two different things)

What the two things are for Over the Hill:
1: Eau Rouge
2: Crashing over Damon Hill

I was more thinking along the lines of retirement and being past it rather than Eau Rouge.

I just kind of took a guess

Posted: **22 Mar 2012, 22:39**

wmetcalf68 wrote:
BaconLettuceNinja wrote:Peace and Quiet by Eddie Irvine
A Talented Individual by Hideki Noda, foreword by Ricardo Rosset
Keeping Your Nose Clean by Jean-Louis Schlesser
Over the Hill by Michael Schumacher (this one title could relate to two different things)

What the two things are for Over the Hill:
1: Eau Rouge
2: Crashing over Damon Hill

Thanks for mentioning Eau Rouge: I haven't thought about it and I was wondering which other things, apart crashing over Damon Hill, could be related to this title. :lol:

Posted: **22 Mar 2012, 23:00**

Here's another one: Getting Nicked, by Bertrand Gachot and Andrea Sasseti :lol:

Posted: **22 Mar 2012, 23:02**

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:
wmetcalf68 wrote:
BaconLettuceNinja wrote:Peace and Quiet by Eddie Irvine
A Talented Individual by Hideki Noda, foreword by Ricardo Rosset
Keeping Your Nose Clean by Jean-Louis Schlesser
Over the Hill by Michael Schumacher (this one title could relate to two different things)

What the two things are for Over the Hill:
1: Eau Rouge
2: Crashing over Damon Hill

Thanks for mentioning Eau Rouge: I haven't thought about it and I was wondering which other things, apart crashing over Damon Hill, could be related to this title.

Well, it just happens to be an English idiom to mean no longer at your peak of ability. It probably came about because if you draw a graph showing your ability over time, it looks like a hill. A peak can relate to the summit of a hill/mountain as well as to ability. So to be over the hill means to be past the peak of the ability.

Did I make any sense? Probably not...

Posted: **22 Mar 2012, 23:12**

dr-baker wrote:Well, it just happens to be an English idiom to mean no longer at your peak of ability. It probably came about because if you draw a graph showing your ability over time, it looks like a hill. A peak can relate to the summit of a hill/mountain as well as to ability. So to be over the hill means to be past the peak of the ability.

Did I make any sense? Probably not...

Now I understand.

Posted: **23 Mar 2012, 00:21**

Picking Rejectful Test Drivers- by Tadeshi Sasaki and Eric Broadley

NOTE: If you're wondering who Tadeshi Sasaki is, he was the man in charge of the Dome F1 project circa 1996-97.

Posted: **23 Mar 2012, 02:04**

tzerof1 wrote:Here's another one: Getting Nicked, by Bertrand Gachot and Andrea Sasseti

Forget ye not JJ Lehto, Jean-Pierre Van Rossem, Jos Verstappen and Adrian Sutil. The book is dedicated to James Hunt.

Posted: **23 Mar 2012, 16:10**

dinizintheoven wrote:
tzerof1 wrote:Here's another one: Getting Nicked, by Bertrand Gachot and Andrea Sasseti

Forget ye not JJ Lehto, Jean-Pierre Van Rossem, Jos Verstappen and Adrian Sutil. The book is dedicated to James Hunt.

Of course! How could I forget about that lot. Their input would make for a very interesting narrative indeed.....

Posted: **23 Mar 2012, 17:30**

tzerof1 wrote:
dinizintheoven wrote:
tzerof1 wrote:Here's another one: Getting Nicked, by Bertrand Gachot and Andrea Sasseti

Forget ye not JJ Lehto, Jean-Pierre Van Rossem, Jos Verstappen and Adrian Sutil. The book is dedicated to James Hunt.

Of course! How could I forget about that lot. Their input would make for a very interesting narrative indeed.....

Foreword by Cyril de Rouvre?

Posted: **24 Mar 2012, 16:12**

How to reach Q3, by Felipe Massa 2012 version.

Posted: **30 May 2012, 03:03**

"Toyota: The story behind this legendary F1 team" (i can't imagine who can write this sort of book) :lol:

Posted: **30 May 2012, 03:10**

aliefbielefeld wrote:"Toyota: The story behind this legendary F1 team" (i can't imagine who can write this sort of book)

Also, the sequel.

Toyota: How to turn money in to F1 success.

Posted: **30 May 2012, 06:15**

aliefbielefeld wrote:"Super Aguri: The story behind this legendary F1 team" (i can't imagine who can write this sort of book)

fixed.

Posted: **30 May 2012, 09:30**

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:
aliefbielefeld wrote:"Super Aguri: The story behind this legendary F1 team" (i can't imagine who can write this sort of book)

fixed.

BLASPHEMY! :cry:

Posted: **30 May 2012, 09:33**

East Londoner wrote:
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:
aliefbielefeld wrote:"Super Aguri: The story behind this legendary F1 team" (i can't imagine who can write this sort of book)

fixed.

BLASPHEMY!

I agree

I don't think dr-baker will though.

Posted: **30 May 2012, 09:44**

dr-baker? hmm...time to invoke Baker's Law.

"The Joy of Sex" by Dr-Baker :lol:

Posted: **30 May 2012, 09:49**

kostas22 wrote:dr-baker? hmm...time to invoke Baker's Law.

"The Joy of Sex" by Dr-Baker

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