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Re: Arrival from Ohio

Posted: 13 Mar 2010, 22:29
by shinji
thehemogoblin wrote:Understood, but still... Sherwood Ripley? Even you can't disagree as to the awesomeness of that name.


He's the Considerate Ferret, nobody has as awesome a name as he.

Re: Arrival from Ohio

Posted: 13 Mar 2010, 22:42
by CarlosFerreira
shinji wrote:
thehemogoblin wrote:Understood, but still... Sherwood Ripley? Even you can't disagree as to the awesomeness of that name.


He's the Considerate Ferret, nobody has as awesome a name as he.


I'm the ruthless Sheriff on Nottingham. And I have a sock in my head.

Re: Arrival from Ohio

Posted: 14 Mar 2010, 01:45
by thehemogoblin
CarlosFerreira wrote:
shinji wrote:
thehemogoblin wrote:Understood, but still... Sherwood Ripley? Even you can't disagree as to the awesomeness of that name.


He's the Considerate Ferret, nobody has as awesome a name as he.


I'm the ruthless Sheriff on Nottingham. And I have a sock in my head.


Oh Rotty...

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Posted: 16 Mar 2010, 21:36
by DonTirri
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(The extent of my russian!)

Re: Как научиться создавать сайты

Posted: 16 Mar 2010, 21:38
by f1-gast
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Re: Как научиться создавать сайты

Posted: 16 Mar 2010, 21:41
by Nuppiz
f1-gast wrote:wodka

Da, spasiba.

Re: Как научиться создавать сайты

Posted: 16 Mar 2010, 21:42
by Pointrox
Comrades?

Re: Как научиться создавать сайты

Posted: 16 Mar 2010, 22:00
by shinji
Vitalij Petrov - the extent of my Russian.

Re: Как научиться создавать сайты

Posted: 16 Mar 2010, 22:28
by Nessafox
na zdorovje!

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Posted: 16 Mar 2010, 22:36
by ADx_Wales
MEERKATS

The extent of my russian.

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Posted: 17 Mar 2010, 08:11
by thehemogoblin
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What did we do to deserve either of these?

Re: non sexual marriages sex video preview

Posted: 17 Mar 2010, 14:53
by Phoenix
thehemogoblin wrote:
trotziptods wrote:elvis stojko sexy
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What did we do to deserve either of these?

Perhaps I should stop infuriating divinities with my silly and stupid jokes no-one cares about. Seriously.

Re: non sexual marriages sex video preview

Posted: 17 Mar 2010, 20:44
by thehemogoblin
Phoenix wrote:
thehemogoblin wrote:
trotziptods wrote:elvis stojko sexy
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What did we do to deserve either of these?

Perhaps I should stop infuriating divinities with my silly and stupid jokes no-one cares about. Seriously.

I happen to find you amusing.

Re: The wonderful world of shoe spam!

Posted: 17 Mar 2010, 21:51
by Phoenix
Well, I don't know how much of a good notice your revelation is considering we have a war opened as to see who's the unfunniest member of the forum...

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Posted: 19 Mar 2010, 08:54
by muttley
OMG! I cannot stand another Hurricane Season Movie! "A perfect storm", "Twister" and "Monsoon Wedding" are enough for me. :mrgreen:

Re: The wonderful world of shoe spam!

Posted: 19 Mar 2010, 20:01
by RejectSteve
Phoenix wrote:Well, I don't know how much of a good notice your revelation is considering we have a war opened as to see who's the unfunniest member of the forum...

I suppose I can declare war too. At least we don't have to worry about alliances since its an every-man-for-himself battle.

Re: The wonderful world of shoe spam!

Posted: 19 Mar 2010, 21:37
by Phoenix
Maybe I should say I try to be funny being unfunny. That doesn't go against the rules, right?

Re: The wonderful world of shoe spam!

Posted: 19 Mar 2010, 21:59
by P_Friesacher
Phoenix wrote:Maybe I should say I try to be funny being unfunny. That doesn't go against the rules, right?


Don't think so. But it would improve your unfunniness-rating, were you actually unfunny. Which, bad news, I don't hink you are.

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by DemocalypseNow
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Posted: 20 Mar 2010, 07:52
by coops
Isnt this a song by Oasis?

Re: Prince Of Peace Sore Throat Syrup

Posted: 23 Mar 2010, 16:18
by Nuppiz
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I don't think we will.

Re: Prince Of Peace Sore Throat Syrup

Posted: 23 Mar 2010, 17:18
by mediocre
I'd actually like to meet a spam bot once. :P

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Posted: 23 Mar 2010, 18:34
by DemocalypseNow
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I don't think you're supposed to put that stuff there...wouldn't it make you blind?

Re: Prince Of Peace Sore Throat Syrup

Posted: 23 Mar 2010, 19:42
by Phoenix
How polite! He has welcomed us to his drugstore, and he will see us later.

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Posted: 23 Mar 2010, 23:10
by FullMetalJack
SPAMMER! Prepare to duck the papayas!

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Posted: 24 Mar 2010, 00:14
by Nuppiz
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Re: 433 wanted to trade prozac for valium

Posted: 24 Mar 2010, 02:22
by baddriving50
Hesssnalaytus wrote:Excuse me for choosing "The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum"


Denied.

Re: 433 wanted to trade prozac for valium

Posted: 24 Mar 2010, 08:31
by RAK
wanted to trade prozac for valium


Maybe you should go to your GP instead of posting on the internet.

Just saying.

Also, "blahblahblah LUXEMBOURG blahblahblah TEXAS". And the whole "valium dosages for canines" thing - how many people have depressed dogs?!

Re: 433 wanted to trade prozac for valium

Posted: 24 Mar 2010, 17:52
by Phoenix
RAK wrote:
wanted to trade prozac for valium


Maybe you should go to your GP instead of posting on the internet.

Just saying.

Also, "blahblahblah LUXEMBOURG blahblahblah TEXAS". And the whole "valium dosages for canines" thing - how many people have depressed dogs?!

My neighbour-no joke, it's really annoying.

Re: How to protect my PC?

Posted: 25 Mar 2010, 15:46
by SDHammer
Use a Herd of rampant Wildebeast. If that fails try system restore.

Re: Blue Screen Of Death (BSOD)?

Posted: 26 Mar 2010, 07:59
by baddriving50
Dordhs wrote:the software you are installingfor this hardware ACPI uniprocessor PC has not not passed the window logo testing to verify its compatibility windows XP continuing your installation of this software may impair or destabilize the correct operation of your system ether immediately or in the future. Microsoft strongly recommends that you stop this installation now and contact the hardware vendor for software that has passed the windows logo testing thats what it tells me i started to do system restore when my P.C started crashing like a week ago and this is the 2nd time i do system restore today cause my P.C crashes .. can any one help me out what do i have to do or download anything ? i have norton 05' scanned my system for virus and notting pops up i really need help can some one help me out please ????????????


Buy a Mac.

Re: Blue Screen Of Death (BSOD)?

Posted: 26 Mar 2010, 08:49
by RAK
baddriving50 wrote:
Dordhs wrote:the software you are installingfor this hardware ACPI uniprocessor PC has not not passed the window logo testing to verify its compatibility windows XP continuing your installation of this software may impair or destabilize the correct operation of your system ether immediately or in the future. Microsoft strongly recommends that you stop this installation now and contact the hardware vendor for software that has passed the windows logo testing thats what it tells me i started to do system restore when my P.C started crashing like a week ago and this is the 2nd time i do system restore today cause my P.C crashes .. can any one help me out what do i have to do or download anything ? i have norton 05' scanned my system for virus and notting pops up i really need help can some one help me out please ????????????


Buy a Mac.


On other thoughts, since he's advertising phone unlocking for that utter turd that is the iPhone (don't argue the point with me unless you want 8,000 words of unadulterated rant dropped on your head), perhaps he shouldn't buy a Mac, as that would be too easy for him. The appropriate computer for him would be a Sinclair ZX80, in order to keep him off the interwebs.

Re: Blue Screen Of Death (BSOD)?

Posted: 26 Mar 2010, 10:02
by dr-baker
RAK wrote: The appropriate computer for him would be a Sinclair ZX80, in order to keep him off the interwebs.

Why not go the whole hog and give him an old fashioned typewriter?
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Or, even better, crayons and a colouring book?

Re: How do I fix a worm that affected my computer? Its long but

Posted: 26 Mar 2010, 10:16
by dr-baker
Tartdha wrote:move/rename 2) delete 3) move to chest 4) repair what action should i take to remove that virus

This is how to remove all worms:

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And a long worm you say (in thread title)? No problem for this bird:

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Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 19:37
by mediocre
With Mastercard Lola? :shock:

Re: 397 buy levitra with mastercard

Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 20:42
by DemocalypseNow
This may tie in with their Mens Health sponsorship...

Re: 397 buy levitra with mastercard

Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 22:37
by thehemogoblin
mediocre wrote:With Mastercard Lola? :shock:


Even Levitra couldn't get MasterCard Lola up... to the grid.

Re: 397 buy levitra with mastercard

Posted: 28 Mar 2010, 04:06
by RejectSteve
thehemogoblin wrote:
mediocre wrote:With Mastercard Lola? :shock:


Even Levitra couldn't get MasterCard Lola up... to the grid.

But they did go down... the timing sheet.