Grand Prix Rejects

go_Rubens wrote:In the Race of Champions, beating Susie Wolff.

The FIA make some sense out of their penalties, which are quite honestly bollocks.

What about my Van der Garde Dream?

go_Rubens wrote:In the Race of Champions, beating Susie Wolff.

The FIA make some sense out of their penalties, which are quite honestly bollocks.

They then announce that if a car is 1mm over the wight line, it is eaqual to instant disqualification.

F1 collapses under the mounting financial pressures from teams...

Freeze-O-Kimi wrote:What about my Van der Garde Dream?

You must have posted a few seconds before I posted.

Freeze-O-Kimi wrote:What about my Van der Garde Dream?

It does nothing to solve his problems in his car.

roblomas52 wrote:F1 collapses under the mounting financial pressures from teams...

As a business, yes. But with FOM gone, F1 still is racing, and even if it was modified street cars with open wheel concepts, it was a great series.

The FIA tells FOM to get rid of their petrified moneybag holders so the teams get more equalized prize money.

go_Rubens wrote:As a business, yes. But with FOM gone, F1 still is racing, and even if it was modified street cars with open wheel concepts, it was a great series.

The FIA tells FOM to get rid of their petrified moneybag holders so the teams get more equalized prize money.

The equalized prize-money is so equal that everyone gets the same amount

The 2014 F1 season gets cancelled

FMecha wrote:A cup car series is held for Dacia/Renault Duster.

Fun fact: Mattias Andersson ran a Dacia factory entry in this years STCC. He ran about midfield iirc.

eurobrun wrote:

FMecha wrote:A cup car series is held for Dacia/Renault Duster.

Fun fact: Mattias Andersson ran a Dacia factory entry in this years STCC. He ran about midfield iirc.

Now that is Good News!!

HawkAussie wrote:

go_Rubens wrote:As a business, yes. But with FOM gone, F1 still is racing, and even if it was modified street cars with open wheel concepts, it was a great series.

The FIA tells FOM to get rid of their petrified moneybag holders so the teams get more equalized prize money.

The equalized prize-money is so equal that everyone gets the same amount

The 2014 F1 season gets cancelled

And replaced by Nascar World Series which run races for 3 hours of boredom


F1 grid expanded to 36 cars with only 0.1 seconds separating them in laptime

AxelP800 wrote:

HawkAussie wrote:The equalized prize-money is so equal that everyone gets the same amount

The 2014 F1 season gets cancelled

And replaced by Nascar World Series which run races for 3 hours of boredom


F1 grid expanded to 36 cars with only 0.1 seconds separating them in laptime

Because all cars were based on the Red Bull.

The Indycar series organisers went back to the aero packages from the 2005 Champ Car Series but they still used the rear wheel pods from the DW12...

^As a result, it was aerodynamically inefficient and ugly in the eyes of fans.

This team enters Formula E.

The color combination makes the viewers sick of looking at a darker screen than normal.

An F1 driver races with a pink helmet.

go_Rubens wrote:The color combination makes the viewers sick of looking at a darker screen than normal.

An F1 driver races with a pink helmet.

Uhh, his name is Heikki Kovalainen?

AustralianStig wrote:

go_Rubens wrote:The color combination makes the viewers sick of looking at a darker screen than normal.

An F1 driver races with a pink helmet.

Uhh, his name is Heikki Kovalainen?

Okay, I forgot about him So, that dream is ruined, and since you didn't post one, I'll go again.

The F1 logo is changes from white and red colored parts to lime green and purple colored parts.

go_Rubens wrote:The F1 logo is changes from white and red colored parts to lime green and purple colored parts.

It was scrapped after a month when surveys confirm that the logo is indeed an eyesore.

Goodride supplies tyres for F1.

The tyres for the go carts and motorcycles circulating around the paddock.

Formula 1 stops the engine freezes.

go_Rubens wrote:The tyres for the go carts and motorcycles circulating around the paddock.

Formula 1 stops the engine freezes.

Overtaking becomes rare, and the races go back to being processional like they were in the mid-2000s. Engine failures are still a thing of the past.

Williams announce that they're sacking both Bottas and Massa, and two new drivers show up in their cars for the 2014 season.

Um... One is Suzie Wolff. The other is Carmen Jordá in a last ditch effort for cash You may thank Claire now,
dr-baker

Massa stays in F1 for another 5 years.

go_Rubens wrote:Um... One is Suzie Wolff. The other is Carmen Jordá in a last ditch effort for cash You may thank Claire now,
dr-baker

Massa stays in F1 for another 5 years.

You failed at ruining the dream.

Anyways....

After his Williams stint, he proves he's past it midway through 2014 and spends the rest of those 5 years as the safety car driver.

Susie Wolff gets a F1 race seat in 2014 and proves to be surprisingly good.

Cynon wrote:Susie Wolff gets a F1 race seat in 2014 and proves to be surprisingly good.

At racking up repair bills.

Vettel ditches his awful finger victory celebration

eurobrun wrote:Vettel ditches his awful finger victory celebration

...but only in the sense that it's his own finger that's no longer being waved at the camera. What he's done is signed a sponsorship deal with a manufacturer of those huge foam hands usually seen at wrestling events (I refuse to call them "matches"), Gladiators or Robot Wars, and is contractually obliged by those sponsors to wave the huge foam finger at the camera as many times as possible during a race weekend, whether he's on pole and/or has won, or whether he's been lapped by Max Chilton. Imagine that. No, not Fingerboy being lapped by Max Chilton, funny though it would be, imagine that huge foam hand with its huge foam finger being thrust at a TV audience of - I would say millions, but it might be merely thousands by the end of the season - many, many times during every race weekend, every TV appearance, even the adverts he does on RTL during the 3,000 ad breaks they have during the race. I absolve myself of all responsibility for an outbreak of high blood pressure amongst F1 Rejects forum inhabitants.

And now for the dream: what I've widely predicted for years comes true, and a Chinese F1 team is set up with the promise of a bottomless pit of Chinese money behind it that makes Red Bull's finances look like HRT's.

They overspend BAR 1999 style because their Chinese Drivers (Ma Qing Hua and Ho-Pin Tung) wrote off 13 cars between them

F1 drivers must take exams

They take them after qualifying. Anyone with dodgy scores is immediately disqualified from the race the next day. Red Bull ultimately won with their sheer genius.

F1 drivers become smarter than the team owners.

Because the team owners got a lot dumber. The less stable teams sink and we're left with seven teams by 2016.

Despite not having the best car, Vettel wins the 2014 championship.

Christian Horner was the F1 supremo.

Alonso retires after next season.

go_Rubens wrote:Christian Horner was the F1 supremo.

Alonso retires after next season.

His paella business venture with Pedro De La Rosa fails epically.

Carlos Slim Domit becomes the FOM boss…

PEREZWINSLOL

Bruno Senna returns to F1 and unrejectifies himself

eurobrun wrote:PEREZWINSLOL

Bruno Senna returns to F1 and unrejectifies himself

F1 powerboat racing, that is.

Formula E races in Tokyo R246:

FMecha wrote:

eurobrun wrote:PEREZWINSLOL

Bruno Senna returns to F1 and unrejectifies himself

F1 powerboat racing, that is.

Formula E races in Tokyo R246:

The track was to demanding for the power trains and it is scrapped after 1 practice session.

F1 reverted to the original Interlagos layout...

Three new chicanes are added, and the road is narrowed.

Bruno Senna got the Brawn drive in 2009.

[quote="go_Rubens"]Three new chicanes are added, and the road is narrowed.

Bruno Senna got the Brawn drive in 2009.[/quote

He gets knocked out in every Q1 session after Turkey

Bunsen Jetton becomes a permanent driver

At McLaren? It only wasted Stoffel Vandoorne's talent.

McLaren return to top form with Honda.

go_Rubens wrote:At McLaren? It only wasted Stoffel Vandoorne's talent.

McLaren return to top form with Honda.

What I meant by the Bunsen dream was that as Jenson's twin he becomes a driver

Freeze-O-Kimi wrote:

go_Rubens wrote:At McLaren? It only wasted Stoffel Vandoorne's talent.

McLaren return to top form with Honda.

What I meant by the Bunsen dream was that as Jenson's twin he becomes a driver

No, I got it, but he got signed for McLaren, and locked out Vandoorne of any hopes of success.

go_Rubens wrote:McLaren return to top form with Honda.

In unreliability rates.

F1 uses rocket propeller engines

And the series folds after being sued by the NHRA.

The race today actually had rain effect it significantly.

go_Rubens wrote:And the series folds after being sued by the NHRA.

The race today actually had rain effect it significantly.

Talent DNF's.

Webber Wins at Le Mans next year...

The 24 Heures du Volant sa Voiture.

Bunsen Jetton gives Jenson Button his privacy.

As the whole "Bunsen Jetton" thing was about as funny as a funeral.

Charles Pic amazingly finds a seat in F1 for 2014...

Ataxia wrote:As the whole "Bunsen Jetton" thing was about as funny as a funeral.

Charles Pic amazingly finds a seat in F1 for 2014...

In a simulator and as a third driver!

I finally find a girlfriend in 2014, and we get married in 2015...

Turns out she wasn't a girl after all.

Kimi Raikkonen will play in a romantic comedy movie.

This wrote:Turns out she wasn't a girl after all.

Kimi Raikkonen will play in a romantic comedy movie.

The script includes a sentence with more than five words.

Super Aguri and e.DAMS fight in a season-long battle for the 2014-15 Formula E Teams' Championship.