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Reverie Planetarian
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by Reverie Planetarian » 09 Oct 2013, 12:41
The consensus was that Vettel's Alfred Hitchcock impersonation needed work.
Lots of it.
Some say he plans to put an S921 on the Goodwood 2012 run, and that he DOES know what Deletraz is doing. All we know is...he's called Perry McCarthy! ...we'll never see an S921 at Goodwood, will we?
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by go_Rubens » 14 Oct 2013, 21:11
Felipe Baby, Stay Cool Albert Einstein wrote: Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
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by Alextrax52 » 14 Oct 2013, 21:13
go_Rubens wrote: Ferrari's response to the front of the Subaru World rally car in 2006
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by good_Ralf » 14 Oct 2013, 21:13
Ferrari's first prototype for a trans-Atlantic speed record.
Check out the position of the sun on 2 August at 20:08 in my garden
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by FullMetalJack » 14 Oct 2013, 22:03
go_Rubens wrote: KILL IT, KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
I like the way Snrub thinks!
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by watka » 14 Oct 2013, 23:57
go_Rubens wrote: Ferrari's wind tunnel continues to malfunction.
Watka - you know, the swimming horses guy
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by Reverie Planetarian » 15 Oct 2013, 01:55
Ferrari's sponsor partnership with Dirt Devil goes horribly, unavoidably wrong.
Some say he plans to put an S921 on the Goodwood 2012 run, and that he DOES know what Deletraz is doing. All we know is...he's called Perry McCarthy! ...we'll never see an S921 at Goodwood, will we?
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by Cynon » 15 Oct 2013, 02:46
go_Rubens wrote: F1 becoming a little more like F-Zero.
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by DOSBoot » 15 Oct 2013, 03:02
Proud supporter of the United States 2nd Amendment. 2012 Predicament Predictions Champion.
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by Collieafc » 15 Oct 2013, 06:30
DOSBoot wrote: Mark Webber shows that, contrary to popular belief, it was him that patented "the finger"
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by CoopsII » 15 Oct 2013, 09:41
Webbers reaction when nobody attended his leaving party. He later went on to get drunk and throw up in the Red Bulls cockpit.
Just For One Day...
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by madmark1974 » 15 Oct 2013, 11:45
Caterham and Marussia's merger didn't go smoothly...
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by Ataxia » 15 Oct 2013, 15:20
Having already been booted, Webber completes the other half of the popular phrase.
Mitch Hedberg wrote: I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Man, you really like Tide...
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by roblo97 » 15 Oct 2013, 15:23
madmark1974 wrote: Caterham and Marussia's merger didn't go smoothly...
Van Der Garde's Senna tribute didn't go to plan.
Mexicola wrote: shinji wrote: Mexicola wrote: I'd rather listen to a dog lick its balls. Each to their own, I guess.
Does listening to a dog licking its balls get you excited?
That's between me and my internet service provider.
One of those journalist types.
270 Tube stations in 18:42:50!
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by CoopsII » 15 Oct 2013, 16:15
"C'est particulière, Romain said this normally worked?!?!"
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by SeedStriker » 15 Oct 2013, 20:59
go_Rubens wrote: Ferrari's entry to the International Federation of Anti-Gravity Racing, aka Wip3out, just to piss off Auricom
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by go_Rubens » 16 Oct 2013, 02:11
Webber's victory celebration at Le Mans saw this show of affection aimed at Helmut Marko.
Caterham is suffering from a disease called Marussiamania.
Felipe Baby, Stay Cool Albert Einstein wrote: Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
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by Reverie Planetarian » 16 Oct 2013, 02:34
Russian into overtakes never goes well; wait to make your move instead...
Some say he plans to put an S921 on the Goodwood 2012 run, and that he DOES know what Deletraz is doing. All we know is...he's called Perry McCarthy! ...we'll never see an S921 at Goodwood, will we?
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by Aerospeed » 16 Oct 2013, 03:25
madmark1974 wrote: The new updates for Marussia didn't go as planned...
Mistakes in potatoes will ALWAYS happen
Trulli bad puns... IN JAIL NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM
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by Cynon » 16 Oct 2013, 05:58
When Caterham was rebranded as Caterbatteringram.
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by Dj_bereta » 16 Oct 2013, 13:02
Waiting for Lotus hiring Johnny Cecotto jr.
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by Reverie Planetarian » 16 Oct 2013, 21:44
Hamilton tries to rub his charisma off onto Vettel.
Some say he plans to put an S921 on the Goodwood 2012 run, and that he DOES know what Deletraz is doing. All we know is...he's called Perry McCarthy! ...we'll never see an S921 at Goodwood, will we?
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by Cynon » 16 Oct 2013, 22:55
"Great job in pissing off that old whiner, Seb!"
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by Alextrax52 » 17 Oct 2013, 21:33
Conventi wrote: F1's response to a McDonalds drive through
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by Reverie Planetarian » 18 Oct 2013, 03:33
One accidental coffee-motor oil switcheroo later, they switched back to water.
Some say he plans to put an S921 on the Goodwood 2012 run, and that he DOES know what Deletraz is doing. All we know is...he's called Perry McCarthy! ...we'll never see an S921 at Goodwood, will we?
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by andrew2209 » 19 Oct 2013, 11:08
van der Garde's attempts to improve downforce on the Caterham fail dramatically.
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by ibsey » 19 Oct 2013, 17:35
andrew2209 wrote: van der Garde; "the team did tell me to get underneath his rear wing!"
Conventi wrote: So this is was Gilles was up to before Zandvoort 1979.
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by Reverie Planetarian » 19 Oct 2013, 19:26
"...so then my colon is lying on my chest. I wake up in the middle of the surgery, I acidentally swallow half of it! How did that happen, I’m wondering. Well then all of a sudden, that’s when the laxative hits! So I’m LYING there, wondering how the heck am I gonna get out of this?..."
Some say he plans to put an S921 on the Goodwood 2012 run, and that he DOES know what Deletraz is doing. All we know is...he's called Perry McCarthy! ...we'll never see an S921 at Goodwood, will we?
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by watka » 19 Oct 2013, 23:59
I have watched Whose Line Is It Anyway? a few times now and still can't work out what the heck is going on.
Watka - you know, the swimming horses guy
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by solarcold » 23 Oct 2013, 07:00
"Here's your car. Go nuts."Dallara, 2010
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by CoopsII » 23 Oct 2013, 07:03
"Ive just heard they may well keep Perez on after all, what are you going to do now?"
"...........I kill him............"
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by Reverie Planetarian » 23 Oct 2013, 14:12
"Where am I going to get a piece of carbon fiber? In here in the paddock? ...at this hour?"
Some say he plans to put an S921 on the Goodwood 2012 run, and that he DOES know what Deletraz is doing. All we know is...he's called Perry McCarthy! ...we'll never see an S921 at Goodwood, will we?
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by Reverie Planetarian » 24 Oct 2013, 01:01
Man, the first draft of Cool Runnings was WEIRD.
Some say he plans to put an S921 on the Goodwood 2012 run, and that he DOES know what Deletraz is doing. All we know is...he's called Perry McCarthy! ...we'll never see an S921 at Goodwood, will we?
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by go_Rubens » 24 Oct 2013, 01:31
The referee called the driver offsides and got a five yard penalty.
Felipe Baby, Stay Cool Albert Einstein wrote: Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
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by dinizintheoven » 24 Oct 2013, 20:07
Reverie Planetarian wrote: Man, the first draft of Cool Runnings was WEIRD.
Some people say you know they can't believe, Ireland we have a Grand Prix team...
James Allen, on his favourite F1 engine of all time: "...the Life W12, I can't describe the noise to you, but imagine filling your dustbin with nuts and bolts, and then throwing it down the stairs, it was something akin to that!"