Grand Prix Rejects

"Screw you!"

(Okay, I know that one was too obvious, but maybe someone else comes up with a better caption )

Lewis looks unimpressed with Nicole's new idea for F1's future...

"...and you're sure Lethal Bizzle rides something like this? Innit?"

Lewis attempts to appeal to Adrian Sutil once more.

Jocke1 wrote:

Reminds me of a German lesson I once had at school. The teacher was one of these no-nonsense types that drew respect the moment that he walked through the door of the classroom, yet still was able to tell a joke or two during the lesson. After telling one of these jokes, he turned to me and said, "BAKER! I don't like boys who laugh with his hands under the table!" And that is what I am thinking looking at Daniel in this photo.

"RICCIARDO! I don't like drivers who laugh with their hands below the water surface!"

Kobayashi: „I should be driving that Williams...”
Maldonado: „Must. Finish. Race.”
Kvyat: „This is so boring...”
Rosberg: „Hey Kimi, you seen Hamilton's latest Instagram pics?”
Räikkönen: „Tell me about it... ”
Bottas: „Can we finish this conference already?”

"Now a question for Kimi; after a difficult start to both the season and your return to Ferrari, how are you approaching this weekend with regards to set up and race strategy and what mind-set do you think you'll need to adopt in order to fully maximise your challenge in the face of the dominant Mercedes as well as the other contenders not least of which is your team-mate double world champion Fernando Alonso?"

"For sure"

What do you mean I can't even raise my voice? I can't? I can still at least do THIS, merde!

Grosjean takes out his anger on an innocent spider in the Lotus garage.

"What is zis bullshit? I left my Asterix colouring book right HERE!"

Note: I take it that clip is in reverse? Because he went from nutter to arms folded calm in about half a second.

...is that supposed to be Peter Sauber, or the Y U NO cartoon man?

Im not going to post a caption for that picture, I just cant without getting banned.

The word 'fisting' springs to mind....

Turbogirl wrote:

In Indycar 2nd Place has a whole new meaning

Turbogirl wrote:

The likeness is uncanny.

Jocke1 wrote:

Right after the Indian sponsors had taken over the financially struggling Sauber Team, Kobayashi-san was completely taken by surprise by their new way of marrying him to his car... erm, I mean, signing a driver contract for them, of course...

Maldonado pops a wheelie

The solutions to getting airflow to the bottom of the car just get weirder and weirder.

Mark Webber: "Call that a wheelie?"

watka wrote:
Mark Webber: "Call that a wheelie?"

Wheel, Wheelie, Wheelier

Webber, please...

Vitaly Petrov: THE WHEELLIEST.

Oh my god...

I take it back, please! please don't comeback to F1!

Due to F1 cars being so quiet even Library Assistants feel comfortable in the paddock these days.

(slightly drugged out tone of voice) Peace and lurve, maaan!

I'd wager he's wearing jandals, making Scotty Mac's attempts to make them cool all in vain.

CaptainGetz12 wrote:

Oh my god...

I take it back, please! please don't comeback to F1!

Flavio: "You ain't seen nothing yet!"

At the Indy 500
"Show me your paddock pass old man"
"Wait, you're our driver?"

Freeze-O-Kimi wrote:

What the cars might've looked like if the FIA never banned shark fins.

Am I the only one who noticed the Swastikas, I assume there is a reason for that

Jocke1 wrote:

Guess who just found their new avatar?

RonDenisDeletraz wrote:

Am I the only one who noticed the Swastikas, I assume there is a reason for that

The Swastika is a lucky charm in many religions, e. g. in China, India. The Nazis just abused this symbol and it's highly possible, they didn't even know what it meant in the first place.

RonDenisDeletraz wrote: Am I the only one who noticed the Swastikas, I assume there is a reason for that

It is a common practice for Hindus to draw Swastika symbols on the doors and entrances to their houses during festivals,
which is believed to symbolize an invitation to goddess Lakshmi.

Anyway, a Swastika was adopted as a symbol of the Nazi Party of Germany in 1920, a long, long, long time after
the earliest archaeological evidence of swastika-shaped ornaments were first used, dating back to the
Indus Valley Civilization during the Bronze Age (c. 2300–600 BC).

Wizzie wrote:
Guess who just found their new avatar?

That photo of Hill was taken just yesterday at Donington Park.