Grand Prix Rejects

kostas22 wrote:dr-baker? hmm...time to invoke Baker's Law.

"The Joy of Sex" by Dr-Baker

Epic humuor occurred.

Anyway, family forum.

eurobrun wrote:

kostas22 wrote:dr-baker? hmm...time to invoke Baker's Law.

"The Joy of Sex" by Dr-Baker

Epic humuor occurred.

Anyway, family forum.

Speaking of family forum, whatever happened to Mr Metcalf anyway?

Wizzie wrote:

eurobrun wrote:

kostas22 wrote:dr-baker? hmm...time to invoke Baker's Law.

"The Joy of Sex" by Dr-Baker

Epic humuor occurred.

Anyway, family forum.

Speaking of family forum, whatever happened to Mr Metcalf anyway?

Who knows

Wizzie wrote:

eurobrun wrote:

kostas22 wrote:dr-baker? hmm...time to invoke Baker's Law.

"The Joy of Sex" by Dr-Baker

Epic humuor occurred.

Anyway, family forum.

Speaking of family forum, whatever happened to Mr Metcalf anyway?

He was last online on May 19th. I think he must have a lot of colouring books to complete.

aliefbielefeld wrote:"Super Aguri: The story behind this legendary F1 team" (i can't imagine who can write this sort of book)

eurobrun wrote:

East Londoner wrote:

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:fixed.

BLASPHEMY!

I agree

I don't think dr-baker will though.

I'm going to agree actually. Just because I can.

eurobrun wrote:

kostas22 wrote:dr-baker? hmm...time to invoke Baker's Law.

"The Joy of Sex" by Dr-Baker

Epic humuor occurred.

Anyway, family forum.

Ahh yeas, the joy of being male - better job prospects with a higher salary and more chances of promotion, and without as much pressure to always have to look good. Gotta take joy in being of the male sex...

OMG... it seems that Baker's law is mentioned in each thread here on F1 rejects!

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:OMG... it seems that Baker's law is mentioned in each thread here on F1 rejects!

And it's not always me who begins it!!!

dr-baker wrote:

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:OMG... it seems that Baker's law is mentioned in each thread here on F1 rejects!

And it's not always me who begins it!!!

Although it is always you who finishes it!

By the way, I liked the way you answered the "Joy of Sex" provocation. A better one to get back at them would have been:

"Joy of Sex", by pretty much all the frequent members of this forum!

May the papayas bombardment commence!

How to prove that your miraclous victory isn't a fluke, Pastor Maldonado (see Monaco)

I think I should do F1CC/F1RGP2C books, considering Kostas did for F1RWRS and dinizintheoven did for F1RMGP.

A Guide to Fair Play by Michael Schumacher, Ferrari, and Benetton with a foreword by Flavio Briatore

How to keep a car on the track by Andrea de Cesaris and Ralf Schumacher

The complete guide to outscoring your customer team by Honda

How to dominate F1 by Andrea Moda

Democracy: hints and tips by Jean-Marie Balestre

FMecha wrote:I think I should do F1CC/F1RGP2C books, considering Kostas did for F1RWRS and dinizintheoven did for F1RMGP.

You go ahead...not that people like myself will get it

I did want to join the F1RWRS and what-have-you, but I wouldn't even know where to begin. I just wanted to be part of something on these forums...

DanielPT wrote:

dr-baker wrote:

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:OMG... it seems that Baker's law is mentioned in each thread here on F1 rejects!

And it's not always me who begins it!!!

Although it is always you who finishes it!

By the way, I liked the way you answered the "Joy of Sex" provocation. A better one to get back at them would have been:

"Joy of Sex", by pretty much all the frequent members of this forum!

May the papayas bombardment commence!

Damn, why didn't I think of that? (Although it may be a slightly longer book for some rather than others...)

A book could be filled with all the incursions of Baker's Law on these forums. And it'd be pretty funny

One of the shortest book ever could be: "Threads where Baker's law has not been mentioned".

"Calm and collected decision making" by Alasdair Lindsay
"Making a good first impression" by Alasdair Lindsay
"Creating positive working relationships" by Alasdair Lindsay
"When Juventus ruled the world" by Luciano Moggi.
"The key to successful anger management" by Pastor Maldonado. Foreword by Alasdair Lindsay.

etc etc

"The idiot's guide to running a competent F1RWRS team" by Daniel Melrose

"How to not overrate your favourite drivers" by Klon

"Controlling your ego", by James Davies (written in 1995)

Staying on topic and not turning every thread into football discussion - Myself and kostas22

Having a life. By almost everyone on this forum.

My Indy 500 by Jean Alesi.

redbulljack14 wrote:Staying on topic and not turning every thread into football discussion - Myself and kostas22

"Ethical business practice" by Carson Yeung

"Why I'm innocent of match fixing" by Antonio Conte. Foreword by Luciano Moggi, contributions from Stefano Mauri, Cristiano Doni, Giuseppe Signori, Francesco Ruopolo, Leandro Bonucci, Sergio Pellissier, Gianlugi Boffon, Kakha Kaladze and Domenico Criscito.

kostas22 wrote:

redbulljack14 wrote:Staying on topic and not turning every thread into football discussion - Myself and kostas22

"Ethical business practice" by Carson Yeung

"Why I'm innocent of match fixing" by Antonio Conte. Foreword by Luciano Moggi, contributions from Stefano Mauri, Cristiano Doni, Giuseppe Signori, Francesco Ruopolo, Leandro Bonucci, Sergio Pellissier, Gianlugi Boffon, Kakha Kaladze and Domenico Criscito.

"How to successfully replace a good manager and renew a football team" by Massimo Moratti.

"How to play football with young players" by every Inter manager since Mourinho.

"Guide to play in the 2012-13 Champions League" by Andrea Stramacioni.

DanielPT wrote:

kostas22 wrote:

redbulljack14 wrote:Staying on topic and not turning every thread into football discussion - Myself and kostas22

"Ethical business practice" by Carson Yeung

"Why I'm innocent of match fixing" by Antonio Conte. Foreword by Luciano Moggi, contributions from Stefano Mauri, Cristiano Doni, Giuseppe Signori, Francesco Ruopolo, Leandro Bonucci, Sergio Pellissier, Gianlugi Boffon, Kakha Kaladze and Domenico Criscito.

"How to successfully replace a good manager and renew a football team" by Massimo Moratti.

"How to play football with young players" by every Inter manager since Mourinho.

"Guide to play in the 2012-13 Champions League" by Andrea Stramacioni.

"Euro 2004: A Portuguese success story" by Luiz Felipe Scolari

"How to win an F1 Race" by Nick Heidfeld,foreword by Jackie Oliver

A new law.

As a thread on the F1rejects.com forum goes on the chances of Kostas22 starting a conversation about soccer/football depends on where you live approach 1.

kostas22 wrote:"Euro 2004: A Portuguese success story" by Luiz Felipe Scolari

Going into a major competition final, despite not wining, always brings a degree of success. Specially if said team had never played one before!

eurobrun wrote:A new law.

As a thread on the F1rejects.com forum goes on the chances of Kostas22 starting a conversation about soccer/football depends on where you live approach 1.

I support this. But I think it is more important if we thwart his efforts to transform this forum in an Inter forum...

'How to build on the momentum of your first F1 victory' by Pastor Maldonado

DanielPT wrote:

eurobrun wrote:A new law.

As a thread on the F1rejects.com forum goes on the chances of Kostas22 starting a conversation about soccer/football depends on where you live approach 1.

I support this. But I think it is more important if we thwart his efforts to transform this forum in an Inter forum...

We don't need an Inter forum. We need an anti-Juventus forum!

eurobrun wrote:A new law.

As a thread on the F1rejects.com forum goes on the chances of Kostas22 starting a conversation about soccer/football depends on where you live approach 1.

Kostas's Law

Another one:
From Russia with success, Marussia (and in F1RGP2C universe, Petr Chaddev)
How to avoid mobile-chicanery and show national proudness, Sebastian Gazurek
How to drive respectfully to championship conteders, Pablo da Silva

FMecha wrote:

eurobrun wrote:A new law.

As a thread on the F1rejects.com forum goes on the chances of Kostas22 starting a conversation about soccer/football depends on where you live approach 1.

Kostas's Law

Another one:
From Russia with success, Marussia (and in F1RGP2C universe, Petr Chaddev)
How to avoid mobile-chicanery and show national proudness, Sebastian Gazurek
How to drive respectfully to championship conteders, Pablo da Silva

How not to be a pathetic crybaby, by Douglas Mann.

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kostas22 wrote:

redbulljack14 wrote:Staying on topic and not turning every thread into football discussion - Myself and kostas22

"Ethical business practice" by Carson Yeung

We don't care about Carson.

kostas22 wrote:

DanielPT wrote:

eurobrun wrote:A new law.

As a thread on the F1rejects.com forum goes on the chances of Kostas22 starting a conversation about soccer/football depends on where you live approach 1.

I support this. But I think it is more important if we thwart his efforts to transform this forum in an Inter forum...

We don't need an Inter forum. We need an anti-Juventus forum!

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In that case, are you an Inter fan or an anti-Juventus fan?

That is something that I think we don't have in F1. People seeing F1 because they hate the guts out of some driver/team and don't want that driver/team to win.

DanielPT wrote:In that case, are you an Inter fan or an anti-Juventus fan?

That is something that I think we don't have in F1. People seeing F1 because they hate the guts out of some driver/team and don't want that driver/team to win.

No no no, I am an Interisti, but, Juventus have tried to screw us over so much over the years, they are the mortal enemy. They were caught cheating red handed, Moggi was uncovered as an expert fraudster, and his last act in football was to try and drag us down with him by formulating nonsense claims. Unfortunately there is a large sector of media in Italy that is pro-Juve, and the rumours stuck, even though no-one could find evidence to support his claims. The police never investigated us because they had no reason to, nothing to suggest his claims are true. It was just his pathetic attempt to devalue the following years of domination by us.

If they had accepted they had done wrong, apologised, and quietly worked to rebuild, there would be no problem. But no, they had to try and drag our clean name through the mire, it's disgraceful. Also notice how almost every club in Serie A/B is now implicated in Calcio scommesse except Inter.

I watch Serie A because a) I am an Inter fan and b) I love the league, regardless of its problems. Hating Juventus is just a consequence of that.

kostas22 wrote:

DanielPT wrote:In that case, are you an Inter fan or an anti-Juventus fan?

That is something that I think we don't have in F1. People seeing F1 because they hate the guts out of some driver/team and don't want that driver/team to win.

No no no, I am an Interisti, but, Juventus have tried to screw us over so much over the years, they are the mortal enemy. They were caught cheating red handed, Moggi was uncovered as an expert fraudster, and his last act in football was to try and drag us down with him by formulating nonsense claims. Unfortunately there is a large sector of media in Italy that is pro-Juve, and the rumours stuck, even though no-one could find evidence to support his claims. The police never investigated us because they had no reason to, nothing to suggest his claims are true. It was just his pathetic attempt to devalue the following years of domination by us.

If they had accepted they had done wrong, apologised, and quietly worked to rebuild, there would be no problem. But no, they had to try and drag our clean name through the mire, it's disgraceful. Also notice how almost every club in Serie A/B is now implicated in Calcio scommesse except Inter.

I watch Serie A because a) I am an Inter fan and b) I love the league, regardless of its problems. Hating Juventus is just a consequence of that.

Hum... You may think that way, but I am not convinced Massimo Moratti is a clean guy. I still think he looks like a mobster. Either way, Inter are keeping a clean face for now and I actually hope they keep it that way, despite having a lot of Inter stuff in my face just by opening this forum, which, being a Motorsport forum, is a bit weird.

Anyway, Calcio is a disgrace and I can't really see it any more. It saddens me deeply.

If we're doing football...

My Long Managerial Career With Liverpool (the new Chelsea) by Brendan Rodgers.

"How to master penalty kicks" by the English football team. Foreword by Roberto Baggio.

kostas22 wrote:"How to master penalty kicks" by the English football team. Foreword by Roberto Baggio.

As if England are going to progress far enough to need those???!!

"How to follow the footsteps of my mentor" by André Villas-Boas.