Re: "Grand Prix 2" Championship
Posted: 04 Mar 2012, 06:03
Seventh place, with a Didn't Finish retirement... almost! ![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
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A tribute to the heroic failures of Grand Prix racing
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James Davies wrote:Oh hell yes. About bloody time we got to the finish.
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1. John Zimmer (Benetton) - 1.27.693
2. Daniel Moreno (Williams) - 1.27.922
3. Douglas Mann (Williams) - 1.28.051
4. Padraig O'Connell (Ferrari) - 1.28.524
5. Kazuhiko Takagi (Benetton) - 1.29.112
6. James Davies (McLaren) - 1.29.988
7. Damon Cannon (Jordan) - 1.30.074
8. Leonhard von Gottorp (Jordan) - 1.30.079
9. Tom Douglas (Ferrari) - 1.30.649
10. Rory McAllister (McLaren) - 1.30.728
11. Dennis Mignolet (Ligier) - 1.31.302
12. Reiko Megumi (Ligier) - 1.32.058
13. Pieter Kickert (Sauber) - 1.32.586
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14. Poppy Whitechapel (Tyrrell) - 1.32.937
15. Pablo da Silva (Sauber) - 1.33.932
16. Andrew Spokes (Minardi) - 1.33.984
17. Jorg Scrattenheim (Simtek) - 1.34.073
18. Kazuyoshi Hoshino (Footwork) - 1.34.216
19. Gio van Dycke (Tyrrell) - 1.34.652
20. Miko Fakkinen (Minardi) - 1.35.142
21. Samael Meerwick (Footwork) - 1.35.665
22. Ben Fleet (DAMS) - 1.36.147
23. Artiom Zielenkovski (Pacific) - 1.37.246
24. Anton Kaliniczenko (Pacific) - 1.37.806
25. George Tramontani (Simtek) - 1.38.251
26. Pippa Mann (DAMS) - 1.38.474
DNQ Masta Valsattis (Forti) - 1.38.766
DNQ Sebastian Gazurek (Forti) - 1.39.528
tristan1117 wrote: Oh, and Gio van Dycke, Y U NO beat Simtek and Minardi?
PaddyPower.com:
Odd's on Valsattis qualifying for one race this year have risen from 5/1 to 10/1
The Sun.co.uk:
'Valsattis seen entering PaddyPower shop and placing a large bet...'
Wizzie wrote:McLaren plan to protest the Qualifying results on the basis that James Davies should be on pole with his fastest time, not 6th![]()
James Davies wrote:Uh, yeah! What he said! I am clearly the best driver here, I should be on pole! And stuff! I'd like to these those other guys try to qualify this car as well as I have!
Damon Cannon wrote:Right, whoever put that gearbox from Monaco in my car, be prepared to run! The car was running so well before it jumped into 4th and neutral![]()
Poppy Whitechapel wrote:What the hell was Reiko doing, slowing to a crawl at the apex of Turn 1? I was lucky not to wreck my front wing. After that, the shitbox burned out its electrics and I had to park it. I wonder if Gio liked being the filling in an Sauber sandwich at the end of the race?![]()
Daniel Moreno wrote:It was a positive result, second place is better than an DNF!
Pablo da Silva wrote:Bah, the car was slow all weekend. At least it was reliable!
Douglas Mann wrote:Last night, I went to borrow a razor blade from Ben Fleet and a book from my sister, when I saw something that I knew happened but which I didn't wish to see or think about. After all, they have been dating for a long time time. But... Ewww and Euuugggghhhhh. Anyway, at least I was still on course for a (distant) podium place...
Yeah, it was awkward for us too, Dougie. You just totally ruined the atmosphere. And I am disappointed to just miss out on a top-10 finish. What a weekend...![]()
dr-baker wrote:Douglas Mann wrote:Last night, I went to borrow a razor blade from Ben Fleet and a book from my sister, when I saw something that I knew happened but which I didn't wish to see or think about. After all, they have been dating for a long time time. But... Ewww and Euuugggghhhhh. Anyway, at least I was still on course for a (distant) podium place...
Daniel Moreno wrote:You had to tell me that Douglas? The only relationship I'm interested in is my own... bleh
JeremyMcClean wrote:dr-baker wrote:Douglas Mann wrote:Last night, I went to borrow a razor blade from Ben Fleet and a book from my sister, when I saw something that I knew happened but which I didn't wish to see or think about. After all, they have been dating for a long time time. But... Ewww and Euuugggghhhhh. Anyway, at least I was still on course for a (distant) podium place...Daniel Moreno wrote:You had to tell me that Douglas? The only relationship I'm interested in is my own... bleh
James Davies wrote:Yeah, way too much information dude. Also, clearly I would've gotten another podium, perhaps even a win if the FIA had given me my rightful pole position. They even changed my awesome time by 3 tenths to fit in with their flawed and biased records. This is blatant discrimination against me for... being me, and I cannot stand for it. Furthermore...
Douglas Mann wrote:Last night, I went to borrow a razor blade from Ben Fleet and a book from my sister, when I saw something that I knew happened but which I didn't wish to see or think about. After all, they have been dating for a long time time. But... Ewww and Euuugggghhhhh. Anyway, at least I was still on course for a (distant) podium place...
Daniel Moreno wrote:You had to tell me that Douglas? The only relationship I'm interested in is my own... bleh
James Davies wrote:Yeah, way too much information dude. Also, clearly I would've gotten another podium, perhaps even a win if the FIA had given me my rightful pole position. They even changed my awesome time by 3 tenths to fit in with their flawed and biased records. This is blatant discrimination against me for... being me, and I cannot stand for it. Furthermore...
Douglas Mann wrote:Now you understand why I was off the pace today... But as you implied, it IS best to change the subject, anything to get my mind off that business.
Beer anyone?![]()
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East Londoner wrote:Poppy Whitechapel wrote:What the hell was Reiko doing, slowing to a crawl at the apex of Turn 1? I was lucky not to wreck my front wing. After that, the shitbox burned out its electrics and I had to park it. I wonder if Gio liked being the filling in an Sauber sandwich at the end of the race?![]()
Gio Van Dycke wrote:I don't want to sound annoying, but technically spoken, that would be a Gio Van Dycke Sandwich. Truth be told ,there are better alternatives than Saubers to use as sandwich![]()
Kazuhiko Takagi wrote:What a bad day for my engine. BATHPLUG!
Reiko Megumi wrote:Ligier pitcrews, Y U NO trained properly?
GrandPrix.com wrote:Ligier fined for Megumi's loose wheel
Ligier has been fined $5,000 for the running unsafe car for Reiko Megumi during yesterday's Spanish Grand Prix.
At the start, before the race, Megumi asked for a harder tires (the team was going to start with softs). Following the start, Megumi had hit left the starting line when one of her wheel was detached having being insecurely tightened.
Unable to get herself into the pitstop, Megumi went tapped into a spin by Poppy Whitechapel, resulting in both blocking the track at turn one. Megumi's race was effectively over.
The stewards decided subsequently ruled that Ligier was running a unsafe car for Megumi, and handed the French team a $5,000 fine.
(sightly adapted from this)
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1. Daniel Moreno (Williams) - 1.28.379
2. John Zimmer (Benetton) - 1.28.477
3. Douglas Mann (Williams) - 1.28.659
4. Padraig O'Connell (Ferrari) - 1.29.106
5. Kazuhiko Takagi (Benetton) - 1.29.243
6. Damon Cannon (Jordan) - 1.29.931
7. Leonhard von Gottorp (Jordan) - 1.29.967
8. James Davies (McLaren) - 1.30.319
9. Tom Douglas (Ferrari) - 1.30.801
10. Rory McAllister (McLaren) - 1.30.851
11. Dennis Mignolet (Ligier) - 1.32.289
12. Reiko Megumi (Ligier) - 1.31.870
13. Pieter Kickert (Sauber) - 1.32.549
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14. Poppy Whitechapel (Tyrrell) - 1.32.680
15. Pablo da Silva (Sauber) - 1.33.502
16. Kazuyoshi Hoshino (Footwork) - 1.33.615
17. Andrew Spokes (Minardi) - 1.33.656
18. Jorg Scrattenheim (Simtek) - 1.33.809
19. Gio van Dycke (Tyrrell) - 1.33.897
20. Miko Fakkinen (Minardi) - 1.34.438
21. Samael Meerwick (Footwork) - 1.34.637
22. Artiom Zielenkovski (Pacific) - 1.35.639
23. Ben Fleet (DAMS) - 1.35.693
24. Anton Kaliniczenko (Pacific) - 1.35.987
25. Pippa Mann (DAMS) - 1.36.128
26. George Tramontani (Simtek) - 1.36.325
DNQ Masta Valsattis (Forti) - 1.36.665
DNQ Sebastian Gazurek (Forti) - 1.36.780
Damon Cannon wrote:Yeah baby! That's what we're talking about. We're seriously on the ball this weekend, and should the gearbox maladies not return, it looks like we could take home a sackful of points.
Poppy Whitechapel wrote:Yet again, I'm stuck in the Twilight Zone, where the car is not good enough to be rejectful, but not good enough to be challenging for points.
A little later on...
Did I really say that on air? Bloody hell![]()
Daniel Moreno wrote:Great qualifying session in front of the fans, hopefully the same can be said for the race.
James Davies wrote:Balls in a balls balls balls balls balls. That sucked massively. Which one of you was it that convinced me that 2-stopping was unbeatable? Because I have a wrench here with your name on it.
Also, clearly Douglas' move was bloody inexcuseable. The man should be disqualified and banned from the next race, that was the most reckless thing I've seen in my life.
Prince Walik wrote:If Douglas Mann spent less time trying to get a girlfriend and more time focusing on the race he would get a better result.
Damon Cannon wrote:Damn and blast. The two stop strategy backfired, with me and Leonhard both out of the points. However, all is not lost, as we plan to protest the result. That piece of driving from Tom Douglas was terrible, and he really shouldn't be in an F1 car if he just lazily wanders into the path of others. He should be disqualified.
Poppy Whitechapel wrote:I'm getting slightly bored of this mediocracy...
Leonhard Von Gottorp wrote:My, my, this strategy was not so successful wasn't it? On behalf of Jordan Grand Prix and myself, I propose a 25 second penalty for Douglas, the incident was pretty amateurish.
eurobrun wrote:Prince Walik wrote:If Douglas Mann spent less time trying to get a girlfriend and more time focusing on the race he would get a better result.
I had to![]()
Douglas Mann wrote:OK, so I'm disappointed to only have half the number of points of my teammate in the championship, but I still have scored another podium today, and I am still in the hunt to become champion. And as for me trying to get a girlfriend, we'll see about that... If I find a nice one, Mr Walik, think of the publicity it could bring to the team....![]()
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Pippa Mann and Ben Fleet wrote:DAMSit. Dammit. Dammit. Let's have a barbeque while we enjoy seeing Douglas get another podium...
Daniel Moreno wrote:YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! AND YES AGAIN! WOO!![]()
Pablo da Silva wrote:Bollocks. Finishing three laps down doesn't help at all.
John Zimmer wrote:What was that idiot doing?! Who tries to unlap themselves there! Disqualification and a race ban is in order!
AdrianSutil wrote:Masta Valsattis would like a single opportunity to prove he has what it takes to race at the front of the grid. The 18 year-old posted on Twitter earlier:
"I'd love a chance to race for a big team. I have the speed, I just want someone to take a gamble on me!"
AdrianSutil wrote:The 18 year-old posted on Twitter earlier:
Klon wrote:AdrianSutil wrote:The 18 year-old posted on Twitter earlier:
Tick, tock, you hear the anachronism ticking.
FMecha wrote:Klon wrote:AdrianSutil wrote:The 18 year-old posted on Twitter earlier:
Tick, tock, you hear the anachronism ticking.
It's common in AdrianSutil posts here (see also Valsattis thread).
And why Megumi have yet to score point(s)?
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1. Daniel Moreno (Williams) - 1.21.597
2. Douglas Mann (Williams) - 1.21.719
3. John Zimmer (Benetton) - 1.22.139
4. Padraig O'Connell (Ferrari) - 1.23.091
5. James Davies (McLaren) - 1.23.269
6. Damon Cannon (Jordan) - 1.23.554
7. Kazuhiko Takagi (Benetton) - 1.23.596
8. Masta Valsattis (Ferrari) - 1.23.760
9. Leonhard von Gottorp (Jordan) - 1.24.301
10. Rory McAllister (McLaren) - 1.24.546
11. Dennis Mignolet (Ligier) - 1.25.137
12. Reiko Megumi (Ligier) - 1.25.886
13. Pieter Kickert (Sauber) - 1.25.937
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14. Andrew Spokes (Minardi) - 1.26.507
15. Kazuyoshi Hoshino (Footwork) - 1.26.762
16. Poppy Whitechapel (Tyrrell) - 1.26.763
17. Jorg Scrattenheim (Simtek) - 1.27.136
18. Gio van Dycke (Tyrrell) - 1.27.175
19. Miko Fakkinen (Minardi) - 1.27.212
20. Pablo da Silva (Sauber) - 1.27.467
21. Anton Kaliniczenko (Pacific) - 1.28.300
22. Ben Fleet (DAMS) - 1.28.470
23. Artiom Zielenkovski (Pacific) - 1.28.599
24. Samael Meerwick (Footwork) - 1.28.727
25. George Tramontani (Simtek) - 1.29.264
26. Pippa Mann (DAMS) - 1.29.425
DNQ Martin McFry (Forti) - 1.29.614
DNQ Sebastian Gazurek (Forti) - 1.29.815
James Davies wrote:Booyeah! That's how it's done people; take notes, there will be an exam.