Grand Prix Rejects

The Village People wanted to do a song called HWNSNBM but then the guy went papaya-ballistic with them and had to change the name of the song for YMCA.
Plus, he seems to be able to get through this.

HWNSNBM will win the 1990 French Grand Prix next year, at the Birmingham Superprix circuit. Somehow.

At the Australian GP 1995, HWNSNBM had seen that before.

The real reason why HWNSNBM didn't officially debut until 2003 was because he liked Murray Walker and didn't wish for him to get papaya'd and/or have him choking on his name every race.

(seriously, have you tried to pronounce His name quickly? and i mean Murray-quickly? It's bloody impossible)

JeanDenisAlcatraz wrote:At the Australian GP 1995, HWNSNBM had seen that before.

HWNSNBM knows what Deletraz was doing.
Lavaggi was there because on HWNSNBM's money.
Ukyo Katayama is undoubtedly the greatest racing driver that HWNSBNM ever produced

And so on, and so forth.

DonTirri wrote:(seriously, have you tried to pronounce His name quickly? and i mean Murray-quickly? It's bloody impossible)

HWNSNBM can pronounce it properly.

redbulljack14 wrote:

DonTirri wrote:(seriously, have you tried to pronounce His name quickly? and i mean Murray-quickly? It's bloody impossible)

HWNSNBM can pronounce it properly.

And quickly.

redbulljack14 wrote:

DonTirri wrote:(seriously, have you tried to pronounce His name quickly? and i mean Murray-quickly? It's bloody impossible)

HWNSNBM can pronounce it properly.

One would hope so, seeing that it's his.

I just introduced my brother to the legend of HWNSNBM. He has seen the light.

Nick Heidfeld would have won a race by now, HWNSNBM just decided against it.

Warren Hughes wrote:I just introduced my brother to the legend of HWNSNBM. He has seen the light.

I tried it with a friend of mine. He's an heretic and by now he has to live hidden.

HWNSNBM can fly any aircraft he wants across Britain today (and tomorow).

coops wrote:HWNSNBM can fly any aircraft he wants across Britain today (and tomrorow).

He controls Icelandic volcanic eruptions too.

HWNSNBM won the Leaders' Debate.

JeanDenisAlcatraz wrote:HWNSNBM won the Leaders' Debate.

... by default.

CarlosFerreira wrote:

JeanDenisAlcatraz wrote:HWNSNBM won the Leaders' Debate.

... by default.

No, not by default, but by sheer talent. How else do you win without being there?

dr-baker wrote:

CarlosFerreira wrote:

JeanDenisAlcatraz wrote:HWNSNBM won the Leaders' Debate.

... by default.

No, not by default, but by sheer talent. How else do you win without being there?

By being HWNSNBM.

If HWNSNBM was in that Toro Rosso when the wheels came off he'd have simply continued his lap and topped the timesheets.

On a similar note:

HWNSNBM can stop certain couples from entering his B&B and get away with it.

coops wrote:If HWNSNBM was in that Toro Rosso when the wheels came off he'd have simply continued his lap and topped the timesheets.

The wheels came off Buemi's car because HWNSNBM punched the ground.

In Vanuatu.

The "False Neutral" was invented by HWNSNBM, its happens when HWNSNBM alters time.

ADx_Wales wrote:The "False Neutral" was invented by HWNSNBM, its happens when HWNSNBM alters time.

Incorrect: HWNSNBM is immune to the butterfly effect. He could delete France and nobody would notice the difference.

kostas22 wrote:

ADx_Wales wrote:The "False Neutral" was invented by HWNSNBM, its happens when HWNSNBM alters time.

Incorrect: HWNSNBM is immune to the butterfly effect. He could delete France and nobody would notice the difference.

What is a France?

HWNSNBM knows why Rosberg is outperforming Schumacher so convincingly. If only he'd deign to tell us, there'd be no need for a slightly tedious thread about it in the Stoddart forum.

HWNSNBM thought our podcast was "alright"

He would have also told TimmyB to say "Marsian Maestro"

ADx_Wales wrote:

kostas22 wrote:

ADx_Wales wrote:The "False Neutral" was invented by HWNSNBM, its happens when HWNSNBM alters time.

Incorrect: HWNSNBM is immune to the butterfly effect. He could delete France and nobody would notice the difference.

What is a France?

a land where people eat lot's of baguettes
(yes, all frenchmen are cannibals, you read it here first!)

Eyjafjallajökull ..... that is all

Eyjafjallajökull is HWNSNBM's name in Icelandic.

Breaking News: the hordes of Mordor have been stopped after HWNSNBM hurled The One Ring down the Eyjafjallajökull volcano.

he could even hurl the Eyjafjallojökull vulcano down the One Ring if he wanted

kostas22 wrote:Eyjafjallajökull is HWNSNBM's name in Icelandic.

HWNSNBM can pronounce his own name in Icelandic too!

RejectSteve wrote:

kostas22 wrote:Eyjafjallajökull is HWNSNBM's name in Icelandic.

HWNSNBM can pronounce his own name in Icelandic too!

... backwards!

HWNSNBM CAN Just walk into Mordor.

HWNSNBM Shall Pass!

Infact, HWNSNBM was the true creator of the One Ring. He merely lent it to Sauron to spice things up as he was bored.

HWNSNBM is sleeping. Please, don't bother him now.

Cynon wrote:

RejectSteve wrote:

kostas22 wrote:Eyjafjallajökull is HWNSNBM's name in Icelandic.

HWNSNBM can pronounce his own name in Icelandic too!

... backwards!

... while chewing gum.

Allah has to pray to HWNSNBM 5 times a day.

Whatever happens in HWNSNBM

STAYS in HWNSNBM

redbulljack14 wrote:Allah has to pray to HWNSNBM 5 times a day.

Ever wondered why catholics and orthodoxs make the four way cross despite only saying three names? (Father, son and the holy ghost)? That's because they don't dare to utter the fourth one... HWNSNBM.

Also, Siddharta Gautama did not just invent Buddhism, HWNSNBM showed him the light.

Also, Confucius is just one of HWNSBMN's alter egos.

Also, Virgin Mary earned her name because she didn't dare to speak the name of the childs father out loud... HWNSNBM.

There, now we've more or less made fun of more than just one major religion.

DonTirri wrote:

redbulljack14 wrote:Allah has to pray to HWNSNBM 5 times a day.

Ever wondered why catholics and orthodoxs make the four way cross despite only saying three names? (Father, son and the holy ghost)? That's because they don't dare to utter the fourth one... HWNSNBM.

Also, Siddharta Gautama did not just invent Buddhism, HWNSNBM showed him the light.

Also, Confucius is just one of HWNSBMN's alter egos.

Also, Virgin Mary earned her name because she didn't dare to speak the name of the childs father out loud... HWNSNBM.

There, now we've more or less made fun of more than just one major religion.

The only thing L. Ron Hubbard fears more than Xenu is HWNSNBM.

Any religions left?