Grand Prix Rejects

"HEY, THAT'S MY MONEY"

A stroppy Giedo van der Garde- "I didn't want to race for you anyway! Your cars are slow as hell, look I can even keep up with them running sideways"

"We have an announcement; to the owner of a silver and red Honda, your car is being towed. Please come to reception immediately."

"Come back DC, the pit walk isn't until Sunday you stupid twat!!!"

This guy is sure that the McLaren is that slow, so he can run to the pitlane without any harm.

No wonder, he is from Mercedes.

Reject_Dom wrote:This guy is sure that the McLaren is that slow, so he can run to the pitlane without any harm.

No wonder, he is from Mercedes.

It's a Force India in the background....

UgncreativeUsergname wrote:

Reject_Dom wrote:This guy is sure that the McLaren is that slow, so he can run to the pitlane without any harm.

No wonder, he is from Mercedes.

It's a Force India in the background....

I don't care one single bit, it is still silver.

And as Force India fields Mercedes engines, why not?

novitopoli wrote:

roblomas52 wrote:

"Look at all those people on Twitter thinking Ferrari can actually win a race this year!"

I facepalm at myself.

During the annual Sir Frank Hoop-La Felipe Massa was thrilled to take the lead with an early bullseye.

Lewis Hamilton: "Sorry Frank, the invitation to record with me on my latest track was suppoed to be sent to PHARRELL Williams"

Picture bump!



Franck Montana

<One day I'm going to get that trophy..........and beat him to death with it>

Salamander wrote:

Hey Nico! Nico! Guess what
- What?
My trophy is bigger than yours!

CoopsII wrote:

Because you're worth it

Hamilton: Nico, see this winners trophy?
Rosberg: Yes?
Hamilton (In Borat tone): You will never get this!

Or...

Hamilton: I dont know about you Nico but I will need to get a bigger trophy cabinet. Is yours filling up too?

No win(g)s, no fun... BTW, WHERE IS MY RED BULL!?!?!?!?!

Julian Cope - Ask your Dad/Grandad

I've no humorous caption but the above image may well be a defining image of 2015.

dr-baker wrote:

good_Ralf wrote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix_cF2pSucE

Perhaps the reality was a little closer to that, but I think the intention was a little bit different...

CoopsII wrote:

"Damn, I should have known better than to agree to an evening at Max's"

Massa: Seriously, if Verstappen ruins my race I'll KILL HIM.
Kvyat: What am I doing here?
Maldonado: Seriously, if Verstappen ruins my race I'll KILL HIM.
Perez: What am I doing here?
Verstappen: Seriously, if I ruin my own race I'll KILL MYSELF.
Hamilton: What am I doing here?

"I was behind Grosjean but then my brum-brum it went bang bang into the other brum-brum. It made a big noise, I hit the wall and I was very fwitened."
"Anything else Max?"
"When I got home I found I'd made a poopy in my pants."

Press Officer: Now in the press conference: Verstappen the Younger.

Massa:: Why, bom dia, young sabre, m'lad! I say, here's one: I've a shiny six million euros here for the clever fellow who can tell me which hand it's in.

(Max just stares.)

Massa: Hmm? Oh, school, school! On half hols, is it? Yeah, I bet you can't wait to get back and get that bat in your hand and give those balls a good walloping, eh?

Hamster: Mr. Verstappen is a Formula One driver, Felipe.

Massa:: Oh, go on! Is he? What, young Snotty here?

Max: I'd rather have a runny nose than a runny brain!

Massa: Eh?

Hamster: Umm, excuse me, Max, but we do have some lovely jelly in the Mercedes motorhome, I don't know if you'd be interested at all...?

Max: Don't patronise me, you lower middle class yobbo! ...what flavour is it?

Hamster: Blackcurrant.

Max: Eeeeeuuuuuaaaghhhh!

Massa: I say, Lewis, are you sure this is a driver? Seems like a bit of an oily tick to me. When I was in karting, we used to line up four or five of his sort, make them bend over, and use them as a toast rack.

Welp, I think dinizintheoven takes this one...

And that was only the second choice caption...

Rob Dylan wrote:

Moments before he fell off his chair and breaking his arms, Toto was watching highlights of the 2014 Belgian Grand Prix...