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CoopsII wrote:
kostas22 wrote:"How to master penalty kicks" by the English football team. Foreword by Roberto Baggio.

As if England are going to progress far enough to need those???!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


England should progress rather easily from their group as it is not like they are in Group B... :(
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Has "shortest F1 books" become "Shortest football books?" :lol:
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"Keeping on topic" by F1 Rejects Forums

Although it's probably been mentioned before ...
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Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:Has "shortest F1 books" become "Shortest football books?" :lol:


Somehow. Personally I insists that most threads should be on topic on mosts cases. ;)

Nuppiz wrote:
BaconLettuceNinja wrote:I did want to join the F1RWRS and what-have-you, but I wouldn't even know where to begin. I just wanted to be part of something on these forums...

Join RoLFS: pick one or two drivers (one car entries are possible as well), an engine (at the moment there's only one manufacturer left for grabs, so...), a tyre supplier, use up all your credits to car upgrades and tell me what kind of livery you want. After that you can pretty much forget about it for the rest of the season, unless you win enough credits to afford new upgrades. :lol:


Oh dear... isn't that an advertisement for RoLFS? :lol:
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"RoLFS: The most exclusive racing series ever" by Nuppiz :D
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FMecha wrote:
Nuppiz wrote:
BaconLettuceNinja wrote:I did want to join the F1RWRS and what-have-you, but I wouldn't even know where to begin. I just wanted to be part of something on these forums...

Join RoLFS: pick one or two drivers (one car entries are possible as well), an engine (at the moment there's only one manufacturer left for grabs, so...), a tyre supplier, use up all your credits to car upgrades and tell me what kind of livery you want. After that you can pretty much forget about it for the rest of the season, unless you win enough credits to afford new upgrades. :lol:


Oh dear... isn't that an advertisement for RoLFS? :lol:

Yeah, I'm shamelessly promoting my series whenever there's even a slight chance to do so! :lol:

Back on topic (but still RoLFS!): Safe driving on the pitlane, by Simon Garfünkel. Foreword by Markus Van de Schoot.
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DanielPT wrote:
CoopsII wrote:
kostas22 wrote:"How to master penalty kicks" by the English football team. Foreword by Roberto Baggio.

As if England are going to progress far enough to need those???!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


England should progress rather easily from their group as it is not like they are in Group B... :(


*looks at group B*

Mother of all that is holy, this will be some tournament. How Poland/Ukraine got to host though is a mystery.
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Shadaza wrote:
DanielPT wrote:
CoopsII wrote:
England should progress rather easily from their group as it is not like they are in Group B... :(


*looks at group B*

Mother of all that is holy, this will be some tournament. How Poland/Ukraine got to host though is a mystery.


Hopefully Portugal can take strength from his history since the naughties against the Netherlands. 3 wins and a draw on official matches. And having a better result against Denmark in the aggregate of the two qualifying matches played in the run to Euro 2012. Anyway, it is a very strong group and everybody has good chances of coming through.


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so if were on to fitba'

How to Progress from the Group stages of major tournaments with the national squad by Willie Ormond, Ally Macloed, Jock Stein, Alex Ferguson, Andy Roxburgh and Craig Brown
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How to Qualify for Major tournaments by Berti Vogts
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In a similar vein to WeirdKerr: How to Qualify for Major tournaments, by the Finland national football team
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Nuppiz wrote:In a similar vein to WeirdKerr: How to Qualify for Major tournaments, by the Finland national football team


I got one of those as well:

"On Why Random Basketball Legends One-Offs Are Silly" by Finnish basketball teams
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I have to disagree with DanielPT on two points, one is at least F1-related (though not thread-related :lol: ):

1. Unfortunately, there are people watching F1 whose hate for some drivers/teams is stronger than their support to others, I happen to know a couple of them.
2. England won't qualify from its group to the QFs.


And I just read a great, though short book:

'How F1 made me famous und successful' by Nicolas Kiesa

*going back to read a not so short book to the exam*
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QuickYoda41 wrote:I have to disagree with DanielPT on two points, one is at least F1-related (though not thread-related :lol: ):

1. Unfortunately, there are people watching F1 whose hate for some drivers/teams is stronger than their support to others, I happen to know a couple of them.


Damnation! But I have to ask, do they really see F1/support a driver/team just to see another fail?

QuickYoda41 wrote:2. England won't qualify from its group to the QFs.


I guess we will see about that. Not that long now.
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DanielPT wrote:Damnation! But I have to ask, do they really see F1/support a driver/team just to see another fail?


To my shame I must admit I feel a certain schadenfreude when Button is not too successful. :oops:
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Klon wrote:
DanielPT wrote:Damnation! But I have to ask, do they really see F1/support a driver/team just to see another fail?


To my shame I must admit I feel a certain schadenfreude when Button is not too successful. :oops:


I can forgive you that. We all know you are a delusional Barrichello fan still bitter about 2009. :lol:
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DanielPT wrote:I can forgive you that. We all know you are a delusional Barrichello fan still bitter about 2009. :lol:


Thank you for understanding, you are being too kind. :mrgreen:
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Proposed Grand Prix in Malta.

Too small and too much money

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"How to be a good team principal" by Gunther Schmid

"No Fear. No Limits. No Equal." by Giovanni Lavaggi/Johnny Carwash
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[WRC, not F1]

"How to avoid favouritism" by Oliver Quesnel.
"Citroen has always given both its drivers equal opportunities" by Olivier Quesnel
"Team management for Dummies" by Malcolm Wilson
"The art of consistency" by Jari-Matti Latvala
"Winning" by Petter Solberg
"Moving to Citroen was my best decision in life" by Francois Duval
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kostas22 wrote:[WRC, not F1]
"Moving to Citroen was my best decision in life" by Francois Duval

Epilogue by Mikko Hirvonen.
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kostas22 wrote:[WRC, not F1]
"Moving to Citroen was my best decision in life" by Francois Duval

Epilogue by Mikko Hirvonen.

That's not fair to Mikko. The situation was different. If Ford Europe had pulled the plug on the WRC programme M-Sport would have no more works backing and probably have to scale back their operation. Citroen was a safe bet. When he made the switch, Ford still hadn't renewed their contract with M-Sport for next season, and didn't do so until the very very end of 2011. While it does mean he'll be Loeb's whipping boy now, he never had what it took to beat him anyway.
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"Making Zippers Look Cool" by BAR
"Making Earth Look Cool" by Honda
"Making Crashing Look Cool" by Nelson Piquet Jr
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kostas22 wrote:[WRC, not F1]

"How to avoid favouritism" by Oliver Quesnel.
"Citroen has always given both its drivers equal opportunities" by Olivier Quesnel
"Team management for Dummies" by Malcolm Wilson
"The art of consistency" by Jari-Matti Latvala
"Winning" by Petter Solberg
"Moving to Citroen was my best decision in life" by Francois Duval


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On that last response,

HOW TO BUILD A SUBARU FLAT V-12.

Guaranteed success, with our expertice in flat V-12 engines, allowing our unit to have as much power as a V-12 but to be as compact and small as a V-8.

http://www.google.com.au/imgres?imgurl= ... BQ&dur=101
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David AGS wrote:On that last response,

HOW TO BUILD A SUBARU FLAT V-12.

Guaranteed success, with our expertice in flat V-12 engines, allowing our unit to have as much power as a V-12 but to be as compact and small as a V-8.

http://www.google.com.au/imgres?imgurl= ... BQ&dur=101


Even when running no more than 9 or 10 of those 12 cylinders.
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kostas22 wrote:
East Londoner wrote:
kostas22 wrote:[WRC, not F1]
"Moving to Citroen was my best decision in life" by Francois Duval

Epilogue by Mikko Hirvonen.

That's not fair to Mikko. The situation was different. If Ford Europe had pulled the plug on the WRC programme M-Sport would have no more works backing and probably have to scale back their operation. Citroen was a safe bet. When he made the switch, Ford still hadn't renewed their contract with M-Sport for next season, and didn't do so until the very very end of 2011. While it does mean he'll be Loeb's whipping boy now, he never had what it took to beat him anyway.


And the lad would have won a race if not a for a technicality. Granted that Loeb had retired at that point, but that is a minor detail...
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What Alesi and Schumacher were doing - by Murray Walker
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pasta_maldonado wrote:101 tips on safety - FIRST


The book should just be called 'Safety FIRST'
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QuickYoda41 wrote:
2. England won't qualify from its group to the QFs.



Told you so! :P
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"My power steering works fine" - Co-authored by Jarno Trulli and Marcus Gronholm.
"Fair play" - Co-authored by Michael Schumacher and Gilles Panizzi
"7 sul pista" by Michael Schumacher (10 imaginary points to whoever gets the reference)
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He was last online on May 19th. I think he must have a lot of colouring books to complete. :lol:[/quote]
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DanielPT wrote:
QuickYoda41 wrote:
2. England won't qualify from its group to the QFs.



Told you so! :P

You were right. In fact,

'My right predictions in connection with EURO 2012' by myself is a perfect book to read because it's really short. :lol:
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wmetcalf68 wrote:
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He was last online on May 19th. I think he must have a lot of colouring books to complete. :lol:

:roll: Shut up :D I'm back.

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Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:
wmetcalf68 wrote:
Speaking of family forum, whatever happened to Mr Metcalf anyway?
He was last online on May 19th. I think he must have a lot of colouring books to complete. :lol:

:roll: Shut up :D I'm back.

Welcome back. :-)

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Good Luck Schumacher 2012 edition. Although it may no longer be a short f1 book.
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