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Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 21 Apr 2010, 14:51
by thehemogoblin
CarlosFerreira wrote:Any religions left?


Judaism.

HWNSNBM can make kosher pork chops.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 21 Apr 2010, 14:52
by dr-baker
HWNSNBM knows all atheists are lost causes?

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 21 Apr 2010, 14:53
by thehemogoblin
dr-baker wrote:HWNSNBM knows all atheists are lost causes?


HEY! I object to that.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 21 Apr 2010, 15:01
by CarlosFerreira
HWNSNBM knows you can believe in atheism.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 21 Apr 2010, 15:05
by dr-baker
thehemogoblin wrote:
dr-baker wrote:HWNSNBM knows all atheists are lost causes?


HEY! I object to that.

OK, if so, then sorry. HWNSNBM would know whether something would cause offense before posting comments.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 21 Apr 2010, 17:36
by Phoenix
Enough with religions. It's useless to bother with them :ugeek:

Donnie may not had been in his element, but surely HWNSNBM was.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 21 Apr 2010, 17:45
by shinji
HWNSNBM knows that Johnny did nawt hit her.

MASSIVE respect if anyone gets that reference.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 21 Apr 2010, 18:12
by Klon
Phoenix wrote:Enough with religions. It's useless to bother with them :ugeek:


Not for HWNSNBM though.

HWNSNBM played some random notes on his neighbour's music instrument ... we now call these notes "Ode To Joy"

When HWNSNBM will be asked to join the stewards, no-one in a billion years will complain about any decision

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 21 Apr 2010, 18:14
by Phoenix
Klon wrote:When HWNSNBM will be asked to join the stewards, no-one in a billion years will complain about any decision

Not even people with suicidal thoughts.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 21 Apr 2010, 18:48
by DemocalypseNow
shinji wrote:HWNSNBM knows that Johnny did nawt hit her.

MASSIVE respect if anyone gets that reference.


HWNSNBM was the one who first threw a spoon at the screen.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 21 Apr 2010, 21:00
by shinji
kostas22 wrote:
shinji wrote:HWNSNBM knows that Johnny did nawt hit her.

MASSIVE respect if anyone gets that reference.


HWNSNBM was the one who first threw a spoon at the screen.


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Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 21 Apr 2010, 22:10
by FullMetalJack
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HWNSNBM has Cartman under a spell in this pic.
HWNSNBM has stopped people from killing Kenny so often.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 21 Apr 2010, 22:15
by DemocalypseNow
redbulljack14 wrote:HWNSNBM has stopped people from killing Kenny so often.


HWNSNBM must be plotting against me, as you posted that only milliseconds before I was about to.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 21 Apr 2010, 23:18
by Cynon
kostas22 wrote:
shinji wrote:HWNSNBM knows that Johnny did nawt hit her.

MASSIVE respect if anyone gets that reference.


HWNSNBM was the one who first threw a spoon at the screen.


HWNSNBM knows there is no spoon.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 21 Apr 2010, 23:43
by thehemogoblin
Cynon wrote:
kostas22 wrote:
shinji wrote:HWNSNBM knows that Johnny did nawt hit her.

MASSIVE respect if anyone gets that reference.


HWNSNBM was the one who first threw a spoon at the screen.


HWNSNBM knows there is no spoon.


When HWNSNBM races at Suzuka, the hairpin is called "Fork."

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 22 Apr 2010, 04:03
by DonTirri
HWNSNBM knows where's Waldo.

On a same note, He also knows where in the world is Carmen Sandiego.

Also, the cake is not a lie, HWNSNBM simply ate it.

The Great Spaghetti Monster is just the Japanese illustration of HWNSNBM.

HWNSNBM does NOT liek Mudkipz.

HWNSNBM knows who the Anonymous are.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 22 Apr 2010, 07:27
by coops
DonTirri wrote:Also, the cake is not a lie, HWNSNBM simply ate it.

You mean, he had his cake and ate it.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 22 Apr 2010, 15:21
by FullMetalJack
DonTirri wrote:HWNSNBM knows who the Anonymous are.


Everyone does, it's Nick Heidfeld.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 23 Apr 2010, 08:20
by dr-baker
But aren't these the Anonymous?

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 23 Apr 2010, 08:56
by coops
HWNSNBM is bad, badder than Leroy Brown.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 23 Apr 2010, 16:48
by Row Man Gross-Gene
Death once had a near-HWNSNBM experience.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 23 Apr 2010, 17:32
by JeanDenisAlcatraz
HWNSNBM is a complicated man, and no-one understands him but John Shaft.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 23 Apr 2010, 22:38
by FullMetalJack
HWNSNBM once got 2 nukes in one match on Call of Duty.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 23 Apr 2010, 23:06
by DonTirri
The only reason Hungaroring is still on the calendar is the fact that HWNSNBM really likes the circuit and not ever Bernie dares to defy him.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 24 Apr 2010, 12:03
by coops
Im going to a wedding today (24th) and although HWNSNBM is not the designated Best Man he still is the Best Man.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 24 Apr 2010, 15:19
by CarlosFerreira
coops wrote:Im going to a wedding today (24th) and although HWNSNBM is not the designated Best Man he still is the Best Man.


I laughed. :lol:

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 26 Apr 2010, 08:53
by DonTirri
HWNSNBM does not approve of Wikipedia deleting the mention of his cult following at F1rejects from his page. Not notable my ass.

(Seriously, i just had to undo the delete, which has been deleted and redone about three times. Can someone keep an eye on the page, lets drive those Wikipedia MosleyMods crazy!)

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 26 Apr 2010, 14:26
by Phoenix
DonTirri wrote:HWNSNBM does not approve of Wikipedia deleting the mention of his cult following at F1rejects from his page. Not notable my ass.

(Seriously, i just had to undo the delete, which has been deleted and redone about three times. Can someone keep an eye on the page, lets drive those Wikipedia MosleyMods crazy!)

Still kicking. A question: what about posting some of his feats there? That fragment of the article will be under threat anyway...

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 28 Apr 2010, 09:56
by MinardiFan95
HWNSNBM knows what Deletraz was doing.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 28 Apr 2010, 13:46
by Phoenix
MinardiFan95 wrote:HWNSNBM knows what Deletraz was doing.

HWNSNBM told Délétraz to do what he was doing, in fact.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 28 Apr 2010, 14:28
by FullMetalJack
I eat Barilla Pasta because Alex Zanardi told me to. Also, Alex Zanardi eats Barilla Pasta because HWNSNBM told him to.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 28 Apr 2010, 15:09
by DemocalypseNow
This isn't Sparta. This is HWNSNBM.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 28 Apr 2010, 15:52
by DonTirri
Lord Voldemort once challenged HWNSNBM to a duel over the moniker "He whose name shall not be mentioned".

He first sent the Basilisk to kill HWNSNBM, but He stared the snake to death. Voldemort then attempted to cast the killing spell "Avada Kedavra" on him, only to have it backfire and nearly kill him.

Because HWNSNBM didn't feel like taking credit for such a lame thing, he quickly snatched an infant who was nearby and crafted a lightning-scar to his forehead.

Thus we got the Harry Potter-books.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 28 Apr 2010, 18:20
by Phoenix
HWNSNBM is atheist. He doesn't believe in any Gods, because he's superior than any God you could conceive. And he wears a white smoking when he's not tangible to the human eye.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 28 Apr 2010, 19:19
by coops
Phoenix wrote:HWNSNBM is atheist.

Oh well, thank God for that!

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 28 Apr 2010, 21:27
by watka
HWNSNBM has always been a Canberra Milk Kid.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 28 Apr 2010, 21:32
by FullMetalJack
If I had a royal flush and HWNSNBM had high card 7, he would win the pot.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 28 Apr 2010, 22:22
by JeanDenisAlcatraz
redbulljack14 wrote:If I had a royal flush and HWNSNBM had high card 7, he would win the pot.


If I had a royal flush and HWNSNBM had a Community Chest card, he'd win the pot

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 29 Apr 2010, 07:26
by coops
HWNSNBM was in the Kitchen with the Pipe but got away with it.

Again.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 29 Apr 2010, 08:46
by JeanDenisAlcatraz
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, but they're like "It's not as good as HWNSNBM's."