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"My 2012 European Grand Prix" by Timo Glock
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"How not to crash with Hamilton", by Pastor Maldonado.
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"How to stay cool" by Felipe Massa
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Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:"How not to crash with Hamilton", by Pastor Maldonado.

Prequel by Felipe Massa...
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Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:"How not to crash with Hamilton", by Pastor Maldonado.

Prequel by Felipe Massa...

For sure!
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"How to see red lights in Canadian GP pit-lane", by Montoya, Massa and Fisichella

"How to see red lights and red cars in Canadian GP pit-lane", by Hamilton
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Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:"How to see red lights in Canadian GP pit-lane", by Montoya, Massa and Fisichella

"How to see red lights and red cars in Canadian GP pit-lane", by Hamilton


"How to see red lights and red cars and silver cars in the Canadian GP pit-lane", by Nico Rosberg.
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"Why our London GP circuit isn't just a clone of Marina Bay" - By Santander.

"Living up to my surname" - By Bruno Senna.
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"Living up to my surname" - By Jacques Villeneuve.
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UgncreativeUsergname wrote:"Living up to my surname" - By Gilles Villeneuve.


Oh no, I didn't! :shock: :twisted:
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"Living up to my surname" By Nico Rosberg

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JeremyMcClean wrote:"Living up to my surname" By Nico Rosberg

Forward by David Brabham and Gary Brabham

With epilogues by Jacques Villeneuve Snr., Jimmy Stewart, and Wilson and Christian Fittipaldi.

Not featuring Phil, Graham or Damon Hill. Josh Hill - TBC.
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JeremyMcClean wrote:"Living up to my surname" By Nico Rosberg

Forward by David Brabham and Gary Brabham

With epilogues by Jacques Villeneuve Snr., Jimmy Stewart, and Wilson and Christian Fittipaldi.

How does that work if JRS raced in F1 before JYS? If anything, JYS was known as "Jimmy's little brother" when he was signed up by BRM. Although that changed pretty quickly.

I think the children's version of this book should be written by Nicolas Prost and Mathias Lauda, seeing as they didn't even make it as far as F1!
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BlindCaveSalamander wrote:
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:"How to see red lights in Canadian GP pit-lane", by Montoya, Massa and Fisichella

"How to see red lights and red cars in Canadian GP pit-lane", by Hamilton


"How to see red lights and red cars and silver cars in the Canadian GP pit-lane", by Nico Rosberg.

Right! :lol:
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kostas22 wrote:
dr-baker wrote:
JeremyMcClean wrote:"Living up to my surname" By Nico Rosberg

Forward by David Brabham and Gary Brabham

With epilogues by Jacques Villeneuve Snr., Jimmy Stewart, and Wilson and Christian Fittipaldi.

How does that work if JRS raced in F1 before JYS? If anything, JYS was known as "Jimmy's little brother" when he was signed up by BRM. Although that changed pretty quickly.

Ahh, didn't double-check that. Although JYS could have made it as a very successful clay pigeon shooter, so Jackie would still have had the success, but in a different field instead...
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Going home, and staying there - By Jacques Villeneuve
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"Beating Fernando Alonso" by Felipe Massa

"How to be loved and cherished by everyone" by Helmut Marko with forewards by Christian Horner and Flavio Briatore
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"Ways of avoiding the stewards" by Pastor Maldonado,foreword by Lewis Hamilton.
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"How NOT to show favoritism" by Flavio Briatore
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Not F1...

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JeremyMcClean wrote:"How NOT to show favoritism" by Flavio Briatore

Foreword by Red Bull
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pasta_maldonado wrote:
JeremyMcClean wrote:"How NOT to show favoritism" by Flavio Briatore

Foreword by Red Bull


And Ferrari.
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Winning a race: the start of bigger and better things, by Pastor Maldonado. Foreword by Jean Alesi.
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"Building an engine that's both powerful and reliable" - MRT Engine workshop. Foreword by Mercedes circa 2001-2005
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Wizzie wrote:"Building an engine that's both powerful and reliable" - MRT Engine workshop. Foreword by Mercedes circa 2001-2005

Exclusive signed copy by BMW, 1982.
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pasta_maldonado wrote:
Wizzie wrote:"Building an engine that's both powerful and reliable" - MRT Engine workshop. Foreword by Mercedes circa 2001-2005

Exclusive signed copy by BMW, 1982.


Building an engine that is actually powerful and reliable, by Life Racing Engines.
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pasta_maldonado wrote:
Wizzie wrote:"Building an engine that's both powerful and reliable" - MRT Engine workshop. Foreword by Mercedes circa 2001-2005

Exclusive signed copy by BMW, 1982.

Deluxe edition including additional chapter by Renault, 1977-1983
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Seeing the chequered flag by Jacques Villeneuve circa 1999. Extra chapter by Enrique Bernoldi circa 2002.
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'Passing backmarkers at Moncao' by David Coulthard
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pasta_maldonado wrote:'Passing backmarkers at Moncao' by David Coulthard


Second Edition by Jenson Button
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Wizzie wrote:
pasta_maldonado wrote:'Passing backmarkers at Moncao' by David Coulthard


Second Edition by Jenson Button


Third edition satiric book by René Arnoux.
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Political Correctness. By James Hunt.
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'Building on the successes of a debut season' by Walter Wolf Racing
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"Nigel and me - best of buddies" by Nelson Picquet. Afterword by Alain Prost
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pasta_maldonado wrote:'Building on the successes of a debut season' by Walter Wolf Racing


Foreword by Brawn/Mercedes.
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"Teamwork can win races" ,written by Arrows.With epilogue by Toyota.
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"How to outqualify your teammate", by Felipe Massa (foreword by Narain Karthikeyan)
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Ferrim wrote:"How to outqualify your teammate", by Felipe Massa (foreword by Narain Karthikeyan)

Revised edition by Johnny Dumfries
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