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Re: Caption this!
Posted: 14 Mar 2010, 16:13
by Waris
Michelle Schumacher and Ruby Barrichello accurately predicted the arrival of HRT F1, 10 years into the future.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 14 Mar 2010, 17:02
by dr-baker
Hey Bernie... What's your hand doing on my knee? Take my advice - look for a Virgin driver, OK?
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 14 Mar 2010, 23:30
by RejectSteve
Alonso: "You know, Bernie, it will be good for TV ratings if Vettel's car were to
somehow slow and allow Ferrari to win."
Bernie: "Ratings? I'll be right back... Sebastian, where's your car?"
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 15 Mar 2010, 00:27
by lostpin
Massa: I'll always be underprivileged... he should be touching my leg, not his.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 15 Mar 2010, 03:17
by Captain Hammer
Michael Schumacher is disappointed to learn that he cannot reach Mercedes' new McLaren-style driver-operated airflow channel without using his arms or legs when Nico Rosberg can ...
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 15 Mar 2010, 13:41
by Scarne
Ross Prawn wrote:I used to have one of those when I was a lad. Then once I reached middle age I decided that a Merc was more suitable.
Quality
Tough race, Seb? You look exhausted!
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 15 Mar 2010, 16:34
by SDHammer
coops wrote:
Before Bahrain Qualifying Session
The difference between me and Nico is I make this look good.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 15 Mar 2010, 16:36
by SDHammer
lostpin wrote:
Massa: Quick Fernando touch Bernie make sure he's still alive
Bernie (Grabbing Alonso's Leg) I'm more alive now then I've ever been
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 15 Mar 2010, 16:38
by SDHammer
Ross Prawn wrote:
What does this button.......OOOoooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH my, I'll save that for after practice when all the mechanics have gone.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 15 Mar 2010, 17:13
by coops
"Actually Seb it was nothing to do with the exhaust. The race was dire and the viewers were switching off in droves so Bernie pressed his Magic Button."
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 15 Mar 2010, 20:09
by PWNSNBM
"Note to Mark Webber: No more bean burritos for pre-race meal." -- Red Bull Management
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 15 Mar 2010, 22:24
by Phoenix
As if there was too much overtaking, Red Bull Racing (I mean, RBR, sorry) comes with this invention so their drivers won't be passed on danger situations because of broken engine parts.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 15 Mar 2010, 23:07
by FullMetalJack
Radio to Mark: Don't mix Red Bull and curry, that's how you got food poisoning before.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 16 Mar 2010, 09:22
by Scarne
Red Bull Gives You Wind
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 16 Mar 2010, 09:30
by coops
"Hey guys this is great! Do I get the Rear Oil Squirters and side guns for Melbourne? Take that yer little bludgers!!"
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 16 Mar 2010, 09:34
by thehemogoblin
Mark Webber recreates his offseason vacation to Amsterdam.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 16 Mar 2010, 09:39
by TomWazzleshaw
Webber uses smokescreen. It is super effective.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 16 Mar 2010, 10:43
by dr-baker
I'm sorry Seb, but Lusious Liz isn't a Virgin. In fact, she isn't even a she. After all, how many female Bulls (particularly Red ones) have you ever seen?
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 16 Mar 2010, 12:57
by XurizManson
'I don´t care if he is german or younger, just don´t give him my prune juice anymore!'
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 16 Mar 2010, 13:23
by SDHammer
XurizManson wrote:
(For fans of Kids in the Hall)
Rubens: I crush your head, crush,crush
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 16 Mar 2010, 19:49
by Waris
thehemogoblin wrote:
Mark Webber recreates his offseason vacation to Amsterdam.
XD
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 16 Mar 2010, 21:25
by noisebox
Don't give me that blah, blah, blah...
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 16 Mar 2010, 21:28
by noisebox
Schumi has just said at your age you should have a better haircut and not have a double chin!
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 16 Mar 2010, 21:36
by Klon
Rubens: "And so, Jenson was like: oh please, Rubens, let me have the title, I've nothing else in my life..., and I'm like: Fo'shizzle, my nizzle!"
Williams mechanic: "Yeah, and I'm Santa Claus..."
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 16 Mar 2010, 21:38
by DonTirri
C'mon Sebastian, I know you are sad. But don't give ME that face, give it to the Renault guys over there!
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 16 Mar 2010, 21:39
by FullMetalJack
Anyone know what Webber had for lunch? He stinks
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 16 Mar 2010, 22:21
by PWNSNBM
Scarne wrote:Red Bull Gives You Wind
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 18 Mar 2010, 06:13
by RejectSteve
"Sure, you have more follicles but at least my hair is longer."
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 18 Mar 2010, 11:00
by Scarne
What's in the bottle? Liquified sheep hearts... it's perfect with salt, pepper, and a tiny pinch of nutmeg
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 18 Mar 2010, 12:45
by SDHammer
Scarne wrote:
Rubens: I went fishing last week and caught a fish "this" big.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 18 Mar 2010, 13:25
by Gilles27
Rubens: What's this? Go on. Don't know? It's Sooty in the nude!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sooty
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 18 Mar 2010, 18:56
by coops
"No seriously, Frank promised me a 5 year contract."
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 18 Mar 2010, 20:27
by XurizManson
Hey buddies, please caption this one:
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 18 Mar 2010, 20:28
by XurizManson
- HEY HANDSOME!
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 18 Mar 2010, 20:36
by ADx_Wales
Nelson was reluctant to join Williams for 1986, fortunately Frank knew how to sweeten the deal.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 18 Mar 2010, 21:27
by Phoenix
"Portrait of a true winner".
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 18 Mar 2010, 21:41
by Nuppiz
"A cigarette, a cold beer, a hot chick and a Formula One championship. What more could a man ask for?"
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 18 Mar 2010, 23:28
by Collieafc
Now that has got to be any mans dream!
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 19 Mar 2010, 00:25
by SuperAguri
McLaren knew how to get their drivers to do sponsor meetings.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 19 Mar 2010, 02:42
by Cynon
A literal trophy girl.