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Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 27 May 2010, 13:11
by Phoenix
Waris wrote:Phoenix wrote:Waris wrote:HWNSNBM knows the way to San José.
Hey, Michael, I'm real happy for you, Imma let you finish, but HWNSNBM is the best Formula One driver of all time! OF ALL TIME!
In Soviet Russia, HWNSNBM smites Vitalij Petrov!!
oh wait... nevermind
Fixed.
But... But... I thought Ukyo Katayama was undoubtedly the best driver Grand Prix racing has ever produced... Oh well, HWNSNBM is still superior.
And he is...behind HWNSNBM.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 27 May 2010, 17:07
by coops
HWNSNBM has milk in his fridge which he bought seven months ago and it will never go off.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 27 May 2010, 18:11
by FullMetalJack
Waris wrote:But... But... I thought Ukyo Katayama was undoubtedly the best driver Grand Prix racing has ever produced... Oh well, HWNSNBM is still superior.
Grand Prix racing did not produce HWNSNBM, HWNSNBM just lowered his standards significantly by stepping down to Formula One.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 27 May 2010, 23:24
by JeanDenisAlcatraz
HAL 9000 would have let HWNSNBM do that, Dave.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 28 May 2010, 14:00
by Waris
JeanDenisAlcatraz wrote:HAL 9000 would have let HWNSNBM do that, Dave.
HWNSNBM created HAL 9000.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 28 May 2010, 14:46
by coops
HWNSNBM is Spartacus.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 28 May 2010, 20:25
by FullMetalJack
HWNSNBM created Phoenglish (Sorry Phoenix)
HWNSNBM can square root a negative number.
Wonder why Justin Bieber's voice will never break. He lost to HWNSNBM at Roshambo.
If HWNSNBM told me to jump off a cliff, i'd jump straight off.
HWNSNBM can survive his own suicide bombings.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 28 May 2010, 21:49
by thehemogoblin
redbulljack14 wrote:HWNSNBM can square root a negative number.
i can too.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 28 May 2010, 22:42
by Nessafox
HWNSNBM has already won the eurovision contest tomorrow, he did it for rhodesia
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 28 May 2010, 23:38
by Klon
This wrote:HWNSNBM has already won the eurovision contest tomorrow, he did it for rhodesia
Isn't he entering for Somalia, uniting the whole country in the process?
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 28 May 2010, 23:59
by CarlosFerreira
thehemogoblin wrote:redbulljack14 wrote:HWNSNBM can square root a negative number.
i can too.
Priceless.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 30 May 2010, 16:47
by watka
CarlosFerreira wrote:thehemogoblin wrote:redbulljack14 wrote:HWNSNBM can square root a negative number.
i can too.
Priceless.
Man, I should have done a maths degree:
http://mathforum.org/library/drmath/view/52613.html
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 30 May 2010, 17:15
by Klon
For some twisted, way-beyond-human-understanding, Cthulhu-esque reason, HWNSNBM likes
"Satellite" (click at own risk)
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 30 May 2010, 18:33
by watka
In his infinite wisdom, HWNSNBM allowed this to win Eurovision in 2007:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XGMb5Pa ... re=related
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 30 May 2010, 19:00
by shinji
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 30 May 2010, 20:58
by Nessafox
Klon wrote:For some twisted, way-beyond-human-understanding, Cthulhu-esque reason, HWNSNBM likes
"Satellite" (click at own risk)
HWNSNBM wanted to punish us because we didn't vote enough for this
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 01 Jun 2010, 19:18
by ADx_Wales
HWNSNBM Actually saw the better ending of Lost.
I didnt stop watching F1 because I was fed up of the shoddy stewarding, Its because HWNSNBM Isn't one.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 02 Jun 2010, 18:13
by JeanDenisAlcatraz
ADx_Wales wrote:HWNSNBM Actually saw the better ending of Lost.
HWNSNBM
was the Smoke Monster. For the brief period between Christian Shephard and John Locke's bodies. He killed Mr. Eko...the b*&(^$d.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 02 Jun 2010, 18:35
by coops
If HWNSNBM was team principal at Red Bull he would've blamed Vettel, sacked him, taken the seat and then won the WDC.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 20 Jun 2010, 23:25
by FullMetalJack
HWNSNBM didn't need to kill the radio star, the radio star killed himself because HWNSNBM told him to.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 21 Jun 2010, 18:46
by JeanDenisAlcatraz
HWNSNBM would have scored against Algeria*
(* If he was English)
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 21 Jun 2010, 19:33
by coops
HWNSNBMs mom has got it going on.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 21 Jun 2010, 19:33
by thehemogoblin
JeanDenisAlcatraz wrote:HWNSNBM would have scored against Algeria*
(* If he was English)
We'll have none of this "football" talk here.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 21 Jun 2010, 19:38
by CarlosFerreira
HWNSNBM wouldn't need a bigger boat.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 21 Jun 2010, 20:16
by coops
HWNSNBM has got 99 problems but a bitch aint one.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 21 Jun 2010, 20:29
by ADx_Wales
Silence Will Fall
The Pandoracle will open.
And HWNSNBM Will escape from it!
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 21 Jun 2010, 21:54
by shinji
coops wrote:HWNSNBM has got 99 bitches but a problem aint one.
Better.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 21 Jun 2010, 21:55
by FullMetalJack
shinji wrote:coops wrote:HWNSNBM has got 99 bitches but a problem aint one.
Better.
Did each one bring a red balloon?
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 21 Jun 2010, 21:56
by thehemogoblin
redbulljack14 wrote:shinji wrote:coops wrote:HWNSNBM has got 99 bitches but a problem aint one.
Better.
Did each one bring a red balloon?
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 22 Jun 2010, 01:11
by JeanDenisAlcatraz
thehemogoblin wrote:JeanDenisAlcatraz wrote:HWNSNBM would have scored against Algeria*
(* If he was English)
We'll have none of this "football" talk here.
HWNSNBM will have some of this football talk here.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 22 Jun 2010, 01:29
by AndreaModa
redbulljack14 wrote:shinji wrote:coops wrote:HWNSNBM has got 99 bitches but a problem aint one.
Better.
Did each one bring a red balloon?
You know I thought exactly the same when I first read the 99 problems! Must cut out the amount of 80s I listen to, apparently HWNSNBM has the medical evidence to prove it's unhealthy...
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 22 Jun 2010, 14:57
by FullMetalJack
AndreaModa wrote:You know I thought exactly the same when I first read the 99 problems! Must cut out the amount of 80s I listen to, apparently HWNSNBM has the medical evidence to prove it's unhealthy...
I only really like Goldfinger's cover of the song
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 22 Jun 2010, 17:59
by DemocalypseNow
redbulljack14 wrote:AndreaModa wrote:You know I thought exactly the same when I first read the 99 problems! Must cut out the amount of 80s I listen to, apparently HWNSNBM has the medical evidence to prove it's unhealthy...
I only really like Goldfinger's cover of the song
That's because you're too immature to understand what real music is yet
Do you come from a Land Down Under? I hear it's Overkill down there...
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 22 Jun 2010, 18:08
by shinji
You know, once the topic of 99 Luftballons came up in my Maths class.
The teacher said that Nena was 'so hot'.
Truly, he was infused with the spirit of HWNSNBM on that day.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 22 Jun 2010, 18:26
by coops
shinji wrote:The teacher said that Nena was 'so hot'.
He/she must have had a thing for armpit hair.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 22 Jun 2010, 21:25
by thehemogoblin
coops wrote:shinji wrote:The teacher said that Nena was 'so hot'.
He/she must have had a thing for armpit hair.
As French as "gillette" sounds, razors have yet to conquer Europe.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 22 Jun 2010, 21:35
by Klon
thehemogoblin wrote:As French as "gillette" sounds, razors have yet to conquer Europe.
Oh boy, let them clichée roll!
But what do you expect from a citizen of the United States 
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 22 Jun 2010, 22:39
by thehemogoblin
Klon wrote:thehemogoblin wrote:As French as "gillette" sounds, razors have yet to conquer Europe.
Oh boy, let them clichée roll!
But what do you expect from a citizen of the United States
My mom is German and has 10 months a year where she lets the forests grow.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 23 Jun 2010, 08:21
by CarlosFerreira
I'm not sure HWNSNBM would approve of the way this conversation is going.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 23 Jun 2010, 08:35
by thehemogoblin
CarlosFerreira wrote:I'm not sure HWNSNBM would approve of the way this conversation is going.
There is no HWNSNBM.