Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 23 Jun 2010, 08:36
thehemogoblin wrote:CarlosFerreira wrote:I'm not sure HWNSNBM would approve of the way this conversation is going.
There is no HWNSNBM.
... I always suspected.
... I always suspected.
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HWNSNBM Facts
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... I always suspected.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 23 Jun 2010, 13:18
CarlosFerreira wrote:thehemogoblin wrote:CarlosFerreira wrote:I'm not sure HWNSNBM would approve of the way this conversation is going.
There is no HWNSNBM.
... I always suspected.
HWNSNBM will ensure that you both pay for those blasphemic comments.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 23 Jun 2010, 14:59
Well, sooner or later we had to end this bullshite charade. But we still have Zsolt Baumgartner!
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 23 Jun 2010, 15:32
Phoenix wrote:Well, sooner or later we had to end this bullshite charade. But we still have Zsolt Baumgartner!
HWNSNBM shall drop these papayas on you in 5, 4, 3.......
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 23 Jun 2010, 15:36
kostas22 wrote:Phoenix wrote:Well, sooner or later we had to end this bullshite charade. But we still have Zsolt Baumgartner!
HWNSNBM shall drop these papayas on you in 5, 4, 3.......
I'm still waiting. Maybe his Internet is lagging...
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 23 Jun 2010, 17:04
Phoenix wrote:Well, sooner or later we had to end this bullshite charade. But we still have Zsolt Baumgartner!
Im with you Phoenix!
ZSOLT BAUMGARTNER!
ZSOLT BAUMGARTNER!
ZSOLT BAUMGARTNER!
That piece of fish was good enough for Zsolt Baumgartner!
PS Its a funny thing but the more you type something the more you're convinced you've spelt it wrong.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 23 Jun 2010, 18:58
Zsolt Baumgartner is in this months F1 racing (uk edition) in their monthly whatever happened to.... feature
he now raises sheep and sells cars....
*collects his 200 papayas*
he now raises sheep and sells cars....
*collects his 200 papayas*
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 23 Jun 2010, 19:27
WeirdKerr wrote:Zsolt Baumgartner is in this months F1 racing (uk edition) in their monthly whatever happened to.... feature
he now raises sheep and sells cars....
*collects his 200 papayas*
I was going to post that. Oh never mind...
And so I don't feel left out... BAUMGARTNER ZSOLT!
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 23 Jun 2010, 20:18
I started this thread.
I am ashamed of you, my child.
I am ashamed of you, my child.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 23 Jun 2010, 20:46
Forget papayas...
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 23 Jun 2010, 21:07
watka wrote:Forget papayas...
Funny pic lol, should be Kostas in that pic tho, would be even funnier
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 25 Jun 2010, 11:18
WeirdKerr wrote:Zsolt Baumgartner is in this months F1 racing (uk edition) in their monthly whatever happened to.... feature
...And also has a mention in last week's Autosport, describing up-and-coming FRenault UK driver Tamas Pal Kiss as being "no Zsolt Baumgartner." The article ends with, "It's now 104 years and counting since Ferenc Szisz became Hungary's only grand prix winner. The wait may not go on much longer." My first cheeky thought was that that last comment referred to Zsolt rather than the intended TPK.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 25 Jun 2010, 19:42
dr-baker wrote:WeirdKerr wrote:Zsolt Baumgartner is in this months F1 racing (uk edition) in their monthly whatever happened to.... feature
...And also has a mention in last week's Autosport, describing up-and-coming FRenault UK driver Tamas Pal Kiss as being "no Zsolt Baumgartner." The article ends with, "It's now 104 years and counting since Ferenc Szisz became Hungary's only grand prix winner. The wait may not go on much longer." My first cheeky thought was that that last comment referred to Zsolt rather than the intended TPK.
He will return to F1 soon enough. I have heard good things about TPK though.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 31 Jul 2010, 21:57
HWNSNBM is the reason Magnanimous is a word in the Oxford English Dictionary.
Had he been leading at Hockenhiem in the Ferrari, HWNSNBM would have let Alonso past, but STILL would have won.
Had he been leading at Hockenhiem in the Ferrari, HWNSNBM would have let Alonso past, but STILL would have won.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 01 Aug 2010, 09:56
HWNSNBM is from the same country as I am.
Really!
Really!
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 01 Aug 2010, 11:18
HWNSNBM uses flexi-wings. He bends them with his mind.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 01 Aug 2010, 11:35
HWNSNBM once intentionally DNPQ'd a race and still won it.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 01 Aug 2010, 14:18
HWNSNBM would have won the Hungarian Grand Prix on Nico Rosberg's wayward wheel.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 01 Aug 2010, 14:36
HWNSNBM would have caught the bouncing wheel and re-attatched it before leaving the pit lane.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 01 Aug 2010, 15:18
HWNSNBM doesn't need wheels. He can unlock that Wipeout mode from F1'97 in real life.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 01 Aug 2010, 16:58
redbulljack14 wrote:watka wrote:Forget papayas...
Funny pic lol, should be Kostas in that pic tho, would be even funnier
You mean that isn't kostas?
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 02 Aug 2010, 00:44
BlindCaveSalamander wrote:redbulljack14 wrote:watka wrote:Forget papayas...
Funny pic lol, should be Kostas in that pic tho, would be even funnier
You mean that isn't kostas?
No, cause there'd be a cardboard cutout of Alex Rossi to aim at.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 02 Aug 2010, 15:17
HWNSNBM made Rubens' car to be narrower so he could overtake Schumacher.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 03 Aug 2010, 22:34
HWNSNBM won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 03 Aug 2010, 22:43
redbulljack14 wrote:HWNSNBM has allowed 3 people to utter his name without punishment, me, Jean Alesi, and for some reason, Mauricio Gugelmin.
Actually it's four - you forgot Martin Schanche.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 03 Aug 2010, 23:18
What if people Accidentally pronounce Bolt Zsaumgartner's name wrong?
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 03 Aug 2010, 23:28
ADx_Wales wrote:What if people Accidentally pronounce Bolt Zsaumgartner's name wrong?
Apparently we've all been doing that, that it's "Baumgartner Jolt", with the J pronounced weirdly.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 03 Aug 2010, 23:31
shinji wrote:ADx_Wales wrote:What if people Accidentally pronounce Bolt Zsaumgartner's name wrong?
Apparently we've all been doing that, that it's "Baumgartner Jolt", with the J pronounced weirdly.
Think "zh" for the "zs"
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 10 Aug 2010, 17:59
HWNSNBM won all the real championship seasons as well as all the alternate ones.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 10 Aug 2010, 20:52
HWNSNBM broke the land speed record in a life.
Had HWNSNBM been driving for Andrea Moda, the FIA would have been too scared to expel the team from the championship
HWNSNBM decided what colour scheme the 1992 brabham was.
Had HWNSNBM been driving for Andrea Moda, the FIA would have been too scared to expel the team from the championship
HWNSNBM decided what colour scheme the 1992 brabham was.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 12 Aug 2010, 23:59
JeanDenisAlcatraz wrote:HWNSNBM doesn't need wheels. He can unlock that Wipeout mode from F1'97 in real life.
it had a wipeout mode? (assuming you speak of the PSX-version made by psygnosis)
I remember it having Aida and Adelaide as hidden circuits. a 50's version of Silverstone with a monochrome colorscheme to match, a way to make the rain turn into frogs... but Wipeout mode? Damn.
Oh and for the record: I swore off Baumgartner way before it was cool.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 13 Aug 2010, 00:24
I said 'for Zsolt's sake' today.
Unintentionally.
Unintentionally.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 13 Aug 2010, 10:40
DonTirri wrote:JeanDenisAlcatraz wrote:HWNSNBM doesn't need wheels. He can unlock that Wipeout mode from F1'97 in real life.
it had a wipeout mode? (assuming you speak of the PSX-version made by psygnosis)
I remember it having Aida and Adelaide as hidden circuits. a 50's version of Silverstone with a monochrome colorscheme to match, a way to make the rain turn into frogs... but Wipeout mode? Damn.
Oh and for the record: I swore off Baumgartner way before it was cool.
There was indeed. There'll be a cheat code for it knocking about on the internet. Basically it's just floating cars.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 13 Aug 2010, 10:56
JeanDenisAlcatraz wrote:There was indeed. There'll be a cheat code for it knocking about on the internet. Basically it's just floating cars.
Change the un-named driver (should have been Villenueve but for tedious contractual reasons) to PI MAN.
As a cheat its not as good as it sounds. Nor was the raining frogs etc. The sixties mode was a nice touch, mind.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 13 Aug 2010, 16:05
coops wrote:JeanDenisAlcatraz wrote:There was indeed. There'll be a cheat code for it knocking about on the internet. Basically it's just floating cars.
Change the un-named driver (should have been Villenueve but for tedious contractual reasons) to PI MAN.
As a cheat its not as good as it sounds. Nor was the raining frogs etc. The sixties mode was a nice touch, mind.
Strange how sometimes a word just fits a person.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 13 Aug 2010, 21:14
coops wrote:Change the un-named driver (should have been Villenueve but for tedious contractual reasons) to PI MAN.
As a cheat its not as good as it sounds. Nor was the raining frogs etc. The sixties mode was a nice touch, mind.
Actually, as proven by the screenshot above, it wasn't Villeneuves (or DRIVER WILLIAMS!) whose name you changed. It was actually Jean Alesi.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 14 Aug 2010, 07:20
DonTirri wrote:Actually, as proven by the screenshot above, it wasn't Villeneuves (or DRIVER WILLIAMS!) whose name you changed. It was actually Jean Alesi.
Sorry to disagree with you over a 13 year old game (!) but im pretty sure activating the cheat made all the cars into Wipeout cars and you could choose to be Alesi for example if you wished.
You do know Im going to have to try it again now!
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 14 Aug 2010, 14:21
gnrpoison wrote:HWNSNBM broke the land speed record in a life.
HWNSNBM broke the land speed record whilst asleep, which is probably easier to be honest.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 14 Aug 2010, 15:26
redbulljack14 wrote:gnrpoison wrote:HWNSNBM broke the land speed record in a life.
HWNSNBM broke the land speed record whilst asleep, which is probably easier to be honest.
He did it while being asleep in a Life
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 14 Aug 2010, 17:19
Klon wrote:redbulljack14 wrote:gnrpoison wrote:HWNSNBM broke the land speed record in a life.
HWNSNBM broke the land speed record whilst asleep, which is probably easier to be honest.
He did it while being asleep in a Life
I just meant whilst asleep, not in a Life. And besides, why are you shocked by anything he does.