Grand Prix Rejects

Posted: **24 Mar 2010, 09:40**

"Look Mark, when Kimi was here he was forever saying he needed a Red Bull. Try not to read too much into it"

Posted: **24 Mar 2010, 10:18**

"...and when Colin Kolles thanked me for lending them those parts he joked 'Will they last the race?' and I said 'Of course they will, see you at the chequered flag!"

Posted: **24 Mar 2010, 12:18**

Apparently the entire McLaren team booked their flights to Melbourne with British Airways!

Posted: **24 Mar 2010, 13:49**

Pfff...

Posted: **24 Mar 2010, 15:20**

XurizManson wrote:Pfff...

The second most intelligent creature on Earth.............

..........and a dolphin!

Posted: **24 Mar 2010, 15:47**

Schumacher has a say of his 2011 team mate.

Posted: **24 Mar 2010, 16:02**

Little did the dolphin know about the Petronas Ads about to be placed on it's flukes.

Posted: **24 Mar 2010, 17:39**

"This is my new protege. He's gonna take it to Hamilton, Alonso and Vettel."

Posted: **24 Mar 2010, 18:08**

Eat your heart out Sutil!

Posted: **24 Mar 2010, 18:59**

"Click-click-click. Squeeeeeeeeek. Neeeaaaarrrrkk!"

Posted: **24 Mar 2010, 22:11**

XurizManson wrote:

Schuey's so good in the wet, he thought it would be a good idea to challenge to a race in the pool.

Posted: **24 Mar 2010, 22:16**

coops wrote:
"Click-click-click. Squeeeeeeeeek. Neeeaaaarrrrkk!"

The dolphin, however, remained silent.

Posted: **25 Mar 2010, 08:08**

Fernando Alonso: "Don't worry, I'll catch the grand piano!"

"Uh, guys? I think someone needs to check Vitaly's head hydraulics again ..."

Bruno Senna: "Well, we didn't have the money for a simulator ... so they got me a PSP instead."

All the surviving World Champions met in Bahrain tocelebrate sixty years of Formula 1. Notable absences include Nelson Piquet and, oddly, Jenson Button's pants.

Bernie Ecclestone: "So, which one of these did you want the urine sample in again?"

Jailbait.

After his experiences with a Pussycat Doll, Lewis Hamlton considers an upgrade to a Kittykat.

Ron Dennis: "Wait, if both your hands are in you pockets ... what the hell did I just shake?"

Posted: **25 Mar 2010, 08:13**

Senna: ... and that's the button that makes all the car noises.

Posted: **25 Mar 2010, 08:26**

Alonso practicies for the auditioning to Platoon

Posted: **25 Mar 2010, 09:02**

Moments after this picture was taken, Schumacher lodged an official complaint regarding the legality of the airvent on top of the dolphin's head

Posted: **25 Mar 2010, 09:09**

Behind the photographer, the entire Formula One grid hopes that Michael Schumacher gets into the killer whale tank next.

Posted: **25 Mar 2010, 09:12**

Vitaly Petrov's attempts to convince the team he is NOT Luke Skywalker are not working.

Senna: "This right here loads DELETRAZ.exe into the cars..."

de la Rosa: "I just sold all your technical secrets you gave me for the past few years to Ferrari for a very nice fee!"

Guess who grabbed Mika Hakkinen's yarbols?

Posted: **25 Mar 2010, 09:13**

Captain Hammer wrote:

Ron Dennis: "Wait, if both your hands are in you pockets ... what the hell did I just shake?"

Posted: **25 Mar 2010, 09:17**

Bernie: This is Jenson's car, correct? I see you've added weight to this car to make Hamilton look genuinely faster... approved!

Posted: **25 Mar 2010, 09:52**

"Looks great guys!! I have no idea what all that crap does"

Posted: **25 Mar 2010, 11:35**

coops wrote:
"Looks great guys!! I have no idea what all that crap does"

In an attempt to catch Ferrari and Red Bull, McLaren adds a super powerful green magnet to the nose in the hope it will pull them closer to the gearboxes of their rivals

Posted: **25 Mar 2010, 12:04**

Bruno Senna: "...so all I need now is a car..."

Bernie Ecclestone: "So, where's the car?"

Posted: **25 Mar 2010, 13:46**

Karun just realized that Senna's girlfriend was slightly more impressive than his.

Posted: **25 Mar 2010, 15:46**

P_Friesacher wrote:

Karun: Right if I pretend to listen to my engineer whilst pretending to look a Bruno's steering wheel I can cop a great view down Bruno's girlfriend's top.

Posted: **25 Mar 2010, 16:10**

"I didnt realise there was glue on this bit and now my bloody chins stuck to it"

Posted: **25 Mar 2010, 16:12**

Unsurprisingly, noone notices that Michael Schumacher appears to have been replaced with a cardboard cutout...

Posted: **25 Mar 2010, 17:02**

FloProAct wrote:

Scientific Breakthrough as this photo proves time travel exists after Jackie Stewart teleports in straight from the 1999 Stewart Grand Prix launch

Posted: **25 Mar 2010, 17:05**

FloProAct wrote:
Unsurprisingly, noone notices that Michael Schumacher appears to have been replaced with a cardboard cutout...

Either that, or this looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

Posted: **25 Mar 2010, 17:08**

coops wrote:

It's Ok Lewis you can come out now Nichole has promised not to make you go on Dancing with the Stars.

Posted: **25 Mar 2010, 19:18**

The 2011 Drivers revealed

Posted: **25 Mar 2010, 20:04**

WeirdKerr wrote:

The 2011 Drivers revealed

Posted: **25 Mar 2010, 20:11**

mediocre wrote:
WeirdKerr wrote:

The 2011 Drivers revealed

Best part-- there's still two paydrivers on the grid. (Ecclestone, random Bahraini rich guy)

Posted: **25 Mar 2010, 20:39**

thehemogoblin wrote:Best part-- there's still two paydrivers on the grid. (Ecclestone, random Bahraini rich guy)

I bet you - if that guy has money enough to be there, he is anything but random.

Posted: **25 Mar 2010, 20:44**

CarlosFerreira wrote:
thehemogoblin wrote:Best part-- there's still two paydrivers on the grid. (Ecclestone, random Bahraini rich guy)

I bet you - if that guy has money enough to be there, he is anything but random.

He's not wearing a nametag, and I'm not good with my Sheikhs, so...

Posted: **25 Mar 2010, 21:01**

Anybody else notice that Keke is almost as "fat and unfit" as Alan Jones?

Posted: **26 Mar 2010, 08:39**

"My Mum thinks you're really FIT!"

".....well she's right, although to be perfectly honest my personal trainer would disagree with her slightly athough I can still fit into the most ridiculous pair of tight white pants if she cares to press the red button on Sunday (that's not a euphamism by the way) etc. etc."

Posted: **26 Mar 2010, 11:32**

FerrariStu wrote:"My Mum thinks you're really FIT!"

".....well she's right, although to be perfectly honest my personal trainer would disagree with her slightly athough I can still fit into the most ridiculous pair of tight white pants if she cares to press the red button on Sunday (that's not a euphamism by the way) etc. etc."

OMG I sooooooooo can't believe I've actually met Buzz Lightyear.

Posted: **26 Mar 2010, 13:12**

SDHammer wrote:

OMG I sooooooooo can't believe I've actually met Buzz Lightyear.

"To commentary, and beyond!"

Posted: **26 Mar 2010, 14:37**

"Those magnificent rejects in their flying machines"

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