Ladies and gentlemen, I'M REJECTFUL...

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 03 May 2013, 22:16

http://youtu.be/l0keCdturxI

Sung by HWNSNBM:

Hey, Can you hear me
Can you see
There's a DNQ on the edge of the lap
Does it matter
Well It does to me, and I can tell you why

You know when there's warm-up, there should be rain
But it don't always follow the rule, no.

And is the wise man (Stoddart) always right? No, he can play the fool.

It's always a Mystery, not what it seems to be
It's always a Mystery, just like my career and me
always a mystery

We are backmarkers
We are Great
And we burn at the touch of a spark
Well there's no fire, if no one sees
There is only the DNF

Just imagine, will you try
I can see that you've opened your throttle
Silver arrows can disappear, but they always shine

It's always a Mystery, not what it seems to be
It's always a Mystery, just like my career and me
always a mystery
Not what you wanna see

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 30 May 2013, 08:25

http://youtu.be/kS-zK1S5Dws

We'll be singing
When he's winning
We'll be singing

He gets knocked down
But he gets up again
You're never going to keep him down

He gets knocked down
But he gets up again
You're never going to keep him down

He gets knocked down
But he gets up again
You're never going to keep him down

He gets knocked down
But he gets up again
You're never going to keep him down

Pissing the career away
Pissing the career away

He crashes at practice

He crashes at qualifying

He crashes at Spa-Francorchamps

He crashes at Monaco

He crashes at moments that remind him
Of the good times

He crashes into barriers that remind him
Of the better times

Oh, Romain boy, Romain boy, Romain boy

He gets knocked down
But he gets up again
You're never going to keep him down

He gets knocked down
But he gets up again
You're never going to keep him down

He gets knocked down
But he gets up again
You're never going to keep him down

He gets knocked down
But he gets up again
You're never going to keep him down

Pissing the career away
Pissing the career away

He crashes at Suzukaland

He crashes at Melbourne

He crashes in the supermarket

He crashes at Interlagos

He crashes in the pits that remind him
Of the good times

He crashes into Alonso that remind him
Of the better times

Don't cry for him
Next door Frenchman

He gets knocked down
But he gets up again
You're never going to keep him down

He gets knocked down
But he gets up again
You're never going to keep him down

He gets knocked down
But he gets up again
You're never going to keep him down

He gets knocked down
But he gets up again
You're never going to keep him down

He gets knocked down
But he gets up again
You're never going to keep him down

We'll be singing
When he's winning
We'll be singing

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 04 Jun 2013, 17:01

lyrics are almost too perfect, no need to change much at all.

http://youtu.be/MA1bZ6sLVG0
"Unsent" by Alanis Morissette.

Sung by our hero:
maestro Badoer

dear Lola I liked you a lot
I realize you're in a museum with someone right now
and I respect that
I would like you to know that if you're ever
on a circuit in the future and you want to
let me drive you I would be open to spending time with you and finding
out how old you were when you got your first DNQ

dear Minardi M195 I liked you too much
I used to be attracted to Ferrari
who would lie to me and think solely about themselves and you
were plenty self-destructive for my taste at the time
I used to say the more tragic the better
the truth is whenever I think of the early 90's
your chassis comes up with a vengeance like it was yesterday

dear Forti I love you muchly
you've been nothing but open hearted and emotionally available and supportive
and nurturing and consummately there for me I kept drawing you in
and pushing you away I remember how beautiful it was to fall asleep
in your cockpit and cry in front of you for the first time you
were the best platform from which to jump beyond myself
what was wrong with me

dear Minardi M01 you rocked my world
you had a charismatic way about you with the drivers
and you got me seriously thinking about spirituality and you wouldn't let me get away
with kicking my own ass
but I could never really feel relaxed and looked out
for around you though
and that stopped us from going any further than we did
and it's kinda too bad becasue we could've had much more fun

dear Ferrari F60 we learned so much
I realize we won't be able to race for some time
and I understand that as I do you
the long gears thing was the hardest and we did as well as we could
we were together during a very tumultuous time in our lives
I will always have your back and be curious about you
about your career your whereabouts

ibsey · Post by **ibsey** » 04 Jun 2013, 18:49

Jocke1, that Alanis Morissette one is pure genius. Good work.

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 06 Jun 2013, 12:24

ibsey wrote:Jocke1, that Alanis Morissette one is pure genius. Good work.

thanks

Did you know that Leonard Cohen has made a song about Deletraz?
Oh yeah, here it is:

Leonard Cohen - Never any good
http://youtu.be/vcRlDsp8DuU

Alextrax52 · Post by **Alextrax52** » 06 Jun 2013, 12:34

ibsey wrote:Jocke1, that Alanis Morissette one is pure genius. Good work.

East Londoner would agree with you

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 09 Jun 2013, 11:42

This would have been a good fit for Schumacher to sing to Rosberg at the end of last year:

Rob Dougan - I'm Not Driving Anymore
http://youtu.be/T0EMksOz5eI

lyrics: http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/driven/i ... nymore.htm

lyrics are not altered
You tell me I can't slow down
I spin into the darkness
I swear that I can't see anything in front of me
it's a joke, I'm not driving anymore

I can't keep up with you
you're closing in behind
don't get too close to me
can't you see that we'll collide

eyes wide and terrified
I can't pull my brakes on
I can't swerve to stay alive
cos then I'll lose control
can't you see I'm paralysed
I wanna fade out gracefully

can't you see I'm through
I'm not driving anymore
I can't keep up with you

I swear I'm all lonely in this thing
and I'm driving my car

good_Ralf · Post by **good_Ralf** » 27 Jun 2013, 18:47

I have the feeling, listening to it, that Linkin Park's Easier to Run epitomizes Mark Webber's career.
I can't be bothered to make my own version of the song or type the lyrics.

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 01 Jul 2013, 12:27

Gary Moore must have been able to look into the future, as he probably wrote this with Giedo van der Garde in mind.
The lyrics are not changed in any way.

http://youtu.be/MDdc3w73IwQ
"Nowhere Fast" - Gary Moore

Frozen in time, lost in a space
Your life is movin' at a dead snail's pace
No momentum or trajectory for you
Still born treacle that you're waiting through
All the time wonderin' if the future's passed
All the signs are sayin' "nowhere fast"

How did you get here, no one can say
Looking too hard, you can lose your way
Don't try to blame nobody else
There's only one person who can help yourself
All the time you know that it just can't last
All the signs are sayin' "nowhere fast"

Dig a big hole, sink in the rut
Stick in the mud till your senses shut
Concrete sand around your feet
Marching in circles to the drudgy beat
All the time in the world that's passed
And still you're goin' nowhere fast

Will you still remember as you breathe your last
All the time you wasted goin' nowhere fast
Nowhere fast

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 22 Jul 2013, 17:57

During a press conference today in Brussels, Toto sung to Colin Kolles:

'Blackmailer'
Blaze Bayley - Blackmailer
http://youtu.be/LpdOb6PcUqk

Wolves eat sheep tasting fear in their meat
Sheep like you always stare at defeat
You scattered and left me alone face to face
With the wolff at the door armed with nothing but faith

You expect everyone to be weak
Weak just like you and to fall to their knees
Allowing themselves to just be devoured
I wonder if wolves like the taste of a coward like you

You stole the rest of the world from me
You held me to ransom with my own beliefs

Blackmailer

The architect of my own living death
Overseer of a slow and a bitter decay
Rotten inside but I just did not see
Until the day when you blackmailed me

and you
You stole the rest of the world from me
You held me to ransom with my own beliefs

Blackmailer
Blackmailer
Coliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
Kooooooooooooooooooooooolles
Coliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
Kooooooooooooooooooooooolles

you
You stole the rest of the world from me
You held me to ransom with my own beliefs
Blackmailer
Blackmailer
Blackmailer
Blackmailer
You stole the rest of the world from me

roblo97 · Post by **roblo97** » 06 Aug 2013, 21:32

I might write one based on a limp bizkit song

good_Ralf · Post by **good_Ralf** » 08 Aug 2013, 12:13

roblomas52 wrote:I might write one based on a limp bizkit song

Do Rollin please.... Just cut out the swearing.

roblo97 · Post by **roblo97** » 08 Aug 2013, 12:34

good_Ralf wrote:
roblomas52 wrote:I might write one based on a limp bizkit song

Do Rollin please.... Just cut out the swearing.

Fine then

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 08 Aug 2013, 13:30

I know Ataxia's already done a cover of Under the Bridge from Red Hot Chili Peppers, but here's my one. As a tribute to Roberto Moreno.

Sometimes I feel
Like I don't have a motor
Sometimes I feel
Like my only car
Is the Eurobrun I drive
Just on Friday mornings
Slowly as I am
Together we fail

I drive on these streets
'Cause Walter Brun pays me
I drive through the hills
'Cause Walter Brun pays me
He sees my good times and
Compares them to Langes
I never worry
I DNPQ

I don't ever wanna race
In that Eurobrun
Take me to the team I love
Straight to Benetton
I don't ever wanna race
In that Eurobrun
Take me to the team I love
Straight to Benetton (yeah yeah yeah)

It's hard to believe
That there's Andrea Moda
It's hard to believe
That I qualified
At least I made the grid
Ahead of the Brabhams
Slowly as they are
Together they fail

I don't ever wanna race
In that Eurobrun
Take me to the team I love
Straight to Benetton
I don't ever wanna race
In that Eurobrun
Take me to the team I love
Straight to Benetton (yeah yeah yeah)
Ooh no (no no yeah yeah)
Team change I say yeah yeah

Driving Coloni's car
Is where I DNQ
Driving Coloni's car
Is just like AGS
Driving Coloni's car
Forgot about Pierre
Driving Coloni's car
I beat the two Zakspeeds (yeah yeah yeah)
Ooh no (no no yeah yeah)
Here I stay yeah yeah

Here I stay...

roblo97 · Post by **roblo97** » 08 Aug 2013, 14:50

limp bizkit, Rollin

Crashin

to keep everone happy, i blanked out the swearing

Alright partner
Keep on crashin' baby
You know what time it is

Throw your car up
Ladies and gentlement
want epic fail?
Keep on crashin', baby

Move in now move out
Of the god damn draft
Back up, back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now
Make some excuses
And ******** your boss
Back up, back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now

Keep crashin' crashin' crashin' crashin'
What?
Keep crashin' crashin' crashin' crashin'
Come on
Keep crashin' crashin' crashin' crashin'
Yea
Keep crashin' crashin' crashin' crashin'

Now I know y'all be lovin' this **** right here
R.O.B Kubica is right here
Thousands of views on You Tube makes me awesome
Cuz if you don't care, then I don't care
One two three times two to the six
Jolts in for your fix with the 2003 mix
So where the **** you at?
Punk, shut the **** up and back the **** up

While we **** this car up
Throw your car up
Throw your car up
Throw your car up
Throw your car up

Move in now move out
Of the god damn draft
Back up, back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now
Make some excuses
And ******** your boss
Back up, back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now

Keep crashin' crashin' crashin' crashin'
What?
Keep crashin' crashin' crashin' crashin'
Come on
Keep crashin' crashin' crashin' crashin'
Yea
Keep crashin' crashin' crashin' crashin'

You wanna mess with F.I.A saftey?
You can't mess with F.I.A Saftey
Because we do some tests to keep all you lot safe
See this platinum thing right here?
Well we're saying you can now race
So you'd better get some better tyres
And uh, get some better drivers
We got the old tracks where you could go fast
I meant used to go fast but we put some chicanes in
Old school drivers passing up the hot ****
That old **** and bounce in the catch fence

Throw your car up
Throw your car up
Throw your car up
Throw your car up

Move in now move out
Of the god damn draft
Back up, back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now
Make some excuses
And ******** your boss
Back up, back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now

Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'
Come on
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'
What?
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'
Yea
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'

Hey ladies, hey fellas
And the people that don't give a ****
All the drivers, all the haters
And all the ultras that call themselves playas
Hot weather, cool rain
And the marshals rolling up in crains
Hey drivers, spectators
And everybody all around the world

Move in now move out
Of the god damn draft
Back up, back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now
Make some excuses
And ******** your boss
Back up, back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now

Keep crashin' crashin' crashin' crashin'
Yea
Keep crashin' crashin' crashin' crashin'
What?
Keep crashin' crashin' crashin' crashin'
Come on
Keep crashin' crashin' crashin' crashin'

Move in now move out
Of the god damn draft
Back up, back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now
Make some excuses
And ******** your boss
Back up, back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now

Keep crashin' crashin' crashin' crashin'
What?
Keep crashin' crashin' crashin' crashin'
Come on
Keep crashin' crashin' crashin' crashin'
Yea
Keep crashin' crashin' crashin' crashin'

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 08 Aug 2013, 18:08

good_Ralf wrote:
roblomas52 wrote:I might write one based on a limp bizkit song

Do Rollin please.... Just cut out the swearing.

http://youtu.be/NeIVTuQ39Do

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 09 Aug 2013, 22:21

good_Ralf wrote:
roblomas52 wrote:I might write one based on a limp bizkit song

Do Rollin please.... Just cut out the swearing.

Better... Do "Hot Dog" please :lol:

roblo97 · Post by **roblo97** » 10 Aug 2013, 06:12

Phoenix wrote:
good_Ralf wrote:
roblomas52 wrote:I might write one based on a limp bizkit song

Do Rollin please.... Just cut out the swearing.

Better... Do "Hot Dog" please

I'll get that one done soon :lol:

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 10 Aug 2013, 21:51

Lyrics based on All, by Descendents:

RIAL!

(sorry, that was lame)

dinizintheoven · Post by **dinizintheoven** » 12 Aug 2013, 13:07

Similarly based on Napalm Death's legendary hit single, You Suffer:

You're A Reject
(with the mildest of apologies to Lee Dorrian, Jim Whiteley and Mick Harris)

You're a reject
But why?

(length: 0m01s)

Post by **kevinbotz** » 13 Aug 2013, 05:38

Sympathy for the Backmarker

Heavily inspired by Sympathy for the Devil, written and performed by The Rolling Stones.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBecM3CQVD8

Please allow me to introduce myself,
I’m a man of wealth and taste,
I’ve been around for a long, long year,
Blocked many a legend and great,
And I’ve suffered plenty of crucibles,
Had my moments of doubt and pain,
Clutch blew up at Ascari,
My dreams up in smoke and flames,

Pleased to meet you,
Hope you guessed my name,
But, what’s puzzling you,
Is the nature of my game,

I stuck around good ol’ Adelaide,
Found myself in front for a change,
Never mind that I was being lapped,
Il Leone roared in vain,
I drove a Life,
A year rife with strife,
Couldn’t find any pace,
Failed to pre-qualify,

Pleased to meet you,
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah,
Ah, what’s puzzling you,
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah,

I collapsed in tears,
With my Minardi beached,
Only laps to go,
Three points so close,
I radioed in,
“Coming in, I have too much grip”,
Then spun the car,
My head hung in shame,
Let me please introduce myself,
I’m a man of wealth and taste,
And I cut across Senna’s MP4,
Sparking rage in the heat of Spain,

Pleased to meet you,
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah,
But what’s puzzling you,
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby,

[Guitar Solo]

Pleased to meet you,
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah,
But what’s confusing you,
Is just the nature of my game,

Having watched the ascent of many greats,
And many a spectacular fall,
I’m not one of them,
Just call me “Backmarker”,
As I take my twenty-third place,
So if you meet me,
Have some courtesy,
Have some sympathy, and some taste,
Use all your well-earned politesse,
While my brakes are turning to paste, um yeah,

Pleased to meet you,
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But what's puzzling you,
Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down,
Woo, who,
Oh yeah, get on down,
Oh yeah,
Oh yeah!

[Minor Guitar Solo]

Tell me baby, what's my name,
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name,
Tell me baby, what's my name,
I tell you one time, I’m not to blame,
Ooo, who,
Ooo, who,
Ooo, who,
Ooo, who, who,
Ooo, who, who,
Ooo, who, who,
Ooo, who, who,
Oh, yeah,
What's my name.
Tell me, baby, what's my name
Tell me, sweetie, what's my name
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah...

takagi_for_the_win · Post by **takagi_for_the_win** » 13 Aug 2013, 11:08

4 minutes, 33 (An ode to Marco Apicella, who's career lasted about that)

*Applause*
I thank you

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 22 Aug 2013, 15:35

Reject's Paradise - A parody of Gangsta's Paradise/Amish Paradise

As I drive out the pitlane at the start of PQ
I take a look at my Life and realize the engine blew
Cause I've been struggling and plodding along,
That even my pitcrew think that my race is done
But I ain't never crossed the line and scored a point for it
I'm the teams number 2 you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you're driving and qualifying
Or you and your teammate might not start the race
I really hate to crash but i'm gonna spin
As they look, I see myself in the engine smoke, cruel
I'm the kinda guy that all spectators wanna be like
On my lap in the wet and ignoring the rain light

Been spending most their lives, living in the reject's paradise
Been spending most their lives, living in the reject's paradise
Been spending most their lives, living in the reject's paradise
Been spending most their lives, living in the reject's paradise

Look at the situation they got me facing
I can't start a single race, I was sacked by the team
So I gotta be down with Coloni
Too much DNQing only got me Eurobrun
I'm a driver paying cash with money all around
Got my 10 in my hand and a wallet of notes
In a conked out underpowered Ford Osella
And the gearbox is cracked so don't prepare for race day, fool
Firing's nothing but a heartbeat away,
I'm living life, do or die, what can I say
I'm 28th now, but will I qualify 26th
The way things are going I don't know

Tell me why are we so slow to see
That the car won't work for you and me

Been spending most their lives, living in the reject's paradise
Been spending most their lives, living in the reject's paradise
Been spending most their lives, living in the reject's paradise
Been spending most their lives, living in the reject's paradise

Talent but no money, money but no talent
Weekend after weekend, year after year
Everybody's trying, but half of them ain't knowing
What's going on in pre-quali, but I know I ain't racing
They say I gotta race, but Rial's not up to standard
But they can't understand it, neither can Zakspeed
I guess they can't, I guess they won't
I guess they're done, that's why I know my team is out of cash, fool

Been spending most their lives, living in the reject's paradise
Been spending most their lives, living in the reject's paradise
Been spending most their lives, living in the reject's paradise
Been spending most their lives, living in the reject's paradise

Tell me why are we so slow to see
That the car won't work for you and me
Tell me why are we so slow to see
That the car won't work for you and me

watka · Post by **watka** » 22 Aug 2013, 21:38

What I'd really like to see of some recorded versions of these songs...

takagi_for_the_win · Post by **takagi_for_the_win** » 22 Aug 2013, 21:58

watka wrote:What I'd really like to see of some recorded versions of these songs...

I suppose I could record a version of my 4'33, but I must warn you that my singing voice isn't very good

I'm also waiting for one of you lyrical genii to come up with an "Apicella Acapella"..

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 24 Aug 2013, 20:44

FullMetalJack wrote:Reject's Paradise - A parody of Gangsta's Paradise

+1

This got me to remember a teacher I once had. He was really into letting us dissect lyrics of famous songs.
He handed out copies of lyrics on sheets of paper and we had to analyse them and later tell our thoughts on
what they could mean.
The only two songs I can remember are Gangsta's Paradise (the teacher thought it was a genius song

)
and Mr. Tambourine Man by Dylan (our class came to the conclusion that the lyrics was about drugs).

dinizintheoven · Post by **dinizintheoven** » 25 Aug 2013, 20:36

I've got a good mind to turn Ensiferum's Wanderer into an ode to the drivers who swap teams left, right and centre without ever getting into a front-running car, possibly inspired by Nick Heidfeld.

Might take a while, though...

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 25 Aug 2013, 22:41

Kimi, after exiting his motorhome, ripped off a tune for the reporters in a karaoke bar. An edited version of "The Song Is Over" by The Who:
http://youtu.be/tFaFlJpB3Qg

The streak is over
It's all behind me
I should have known it
Team tried to tell me

Our race is over
They're all ahead now
I've got to learn it
I'm gonna sit out

I'll drive my car to the wide open spaces
I'll drive my car out to the infinite sea
I'll drive my car to the sky high mountains
I'll drive my car to the free, to the free

When I walked in through the door
Thought it was me Eric was looking for
E21 was the first car I ever digged
But it stopped as soon as it began

Our streak is over
It's all behind me
They're all ahead now
Can't hope to find me

This streak is over
I'm left with only tears
I must remember
Even if it takes a million years

The streak is over
The streak is over

except in one corner, pure and easy
Braking so free like a breath rippling by

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 17 Sep 2013, 11:00

Chilton Is Rising

http://youtu.be/4jazmdoxlpY

White bolts of lightning
Came out of nowhere
Blinded the pit crew
Creating the storm

War in Marussia
Vengeance ignited
Torment and tempest
Attacks like a swarm
Forged out of flame from chaos to destiny
Bringer of pain forever undying

Chilton is Rising

Eternal betrayer
Ice cold and evil
Taking no prisoners
Dark prince of the grid

Humanity trembles
Enslaving you sinners
You can't beg for mercy
For none will be saved

The burden of shame
Echos the prophecy
Ascending from Surrey
Forever despising

Chilton is Rising

Apprentice revealed
Deceivers are crying
By crucified steel
Evangelizing

Chilton is Rising
Chilton is Rising

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 01 Nov 2013, 20:07

Disturbed song 'Fear', about Max Chilton.
http://youtu.be/DUniSnjxjcw

No lyrics altered. :lol:

Reject
Are you no one
Feel you nothing
You know I'll bet you think
You have a good reason to be living
In the limelight of the fortunate ones
you're too weakened by the poison
That they feed you in the living lie
They don't believe you
Call to no one
Trust in nothing
Little impotent one

Punk ass, are you listening?
Can you hear me or are you deaf and dumb to my language?
Do the real words seem to hurt you
Well put em' up motherf*****
You'll feel it
When I stamp it on your forehead
So you will never forget
That you're a reject
And you're no one
And you're nothing
Little impotent one

Fear awaken
Go with it now
And let it overcome you
Fear awaken
Your mind is racing

I don't understand why you don't like me
Why don't you like me?
Am I so different from you
Now does it scare you that I'm able to discern
What to love and what to burn
I'll add your fuel to the fire now

Hey reject
Are you no one
Feel you nothing
You know I'll bet you think
You have a good reason to be living
In the limelight of the fortunate ones you know

MrMasaTasa · Post by **MrMasaTasa** » 09 Nov 2013, 10:29

FullMetalJack wrote:Here's my rendition of Smells Like Teen Spirit, as a tribute to AGS, since they don't have a profile

Oh AGS, was a fail
Streiff did his best to no avail
Nobody gave, them a chance
They are the worst team hailed from France

Reject drivers
Were a plenty
Yannick Dalmas
And Tarquini
Their non-reject
Was Capelli
But at least they
Beat Coloni
Scored a point thanks
To Moreno
From attrition?
Oh I think so

That's all i've got. This could be an interesting thread.

Here's my version, this time about Life:

Unleash the W12, and start the car
It's fun to lose, and to DNPQ
Our car is slow & the engine sucks
Oh no, I know a dirty word

(Something to replace the "hello,hello,hello, how low" part)

We have D.Brabham!
That is enough
To get sponsorship
Becuz' of his name
Oh, he is slow
Let's get Jack-O-Malley
And Judd, as well
Oh no, W12 is the best

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 24 Feb 2014, 15:20

Goodbye, Paul. :cry:

http://youtu.be/FowwI4Yuasc
The one and only Neil Diamond, folks.

I believe in happy endings
Starry skies and dreams come true
I've believed it since I first saw you

I believe in new beginnings
Extra innings, brand new starts
Loving hearts that care the way you do
All these things and happy endings too

Sad songs bring me right down with the blues
Glad songs take me wherever I choose
And I choose to be there
So that I
Can declare why

I believe in happy endings
You're the reason, DTM's the way
And I'll believe it till my dying day

I know the cost of tears and trouble (in F1)
Some get lost, some make it through
Me, I felt it, 'cause I always knew
That you believed in happy endings too

Sad songs bring me right down with the blues
Glad songs take me where ever I choose
And I choose to be there
So that I
Can declare

I know the cost of tears and troubles (in F1)
You got lost, but you got through (DTM)
And you made it, 'cause you always knew
That you believed in happy endings too
You and DTM and happy endings too

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 10 Mar 2014, 21:39

John Booth sings a strictly platonic version of Billy Joel's 'Just The Way You Are', to Max Chilton.

http://youtu.be/HaA3YZ6QdJU

Don't go changing, to try and please me,
You never let me down before,
Don't imagine, you're too familiar,
And I don't see you anymore.

I would not leave you, in times of trouble,
We never could have come this far,
I took the good times, I'll take the bad times,
I'll take you just the way you are.

Don't go trying, some new fashion,
Don't change the colour of your hair,
You always have my, unspoken passion,
Although I might not seem to care.

I don't want clever Q3 qualifications,
I never want to work that hard,
I just want someone, that I can talk to,
I want you just the way you are.

I need to know that you will always be
The same old someone that I knew,
What will it take till you believe in me,
The way that I believe in you?

I said I love you, and that's forever,
And this I promise from the heart,
I couldn't love you, any better,
I love you just the way you are.

I don't want clever Q3 qualifications
I never want to work that hard,
I just want someone, that I can talk to,
I want you just the way you are

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 04 May 2014, 18:11

Narain Karthikeyan sings his version of Alanis Morissette's 'Hand In My Pocket'
http://youtu.be/aTgrASzzUXU

I'm broke but I'm happy
I'm poor but I'm kind
I'm short but I'm healthy, yeah
I'm high but I'm grounded (by FIA)

I'm sane but I'm overwhelmed
I'm lost (on track) but I'm hopeful, baby

What it all comes down to
Is that HRT's gonna be fine fine fine
'cause I've got one hand in my cockpit
And the other one is giving a high five

I feel drunk but I'm sober
I'm young and I'm underpaid
I'm tired but I'm working, yeah
I care but I'm restless
I'm here but I'm really gone

I'm wrong and I'm sorry, baby

What it all comes down to
Is that HRT's gonna be quite alright
'cause I've got one hand in my cockpit
And the other one is flicking a cigarette

And what it all comes down to
Is that I haven't got it all figured out just yet
'cause I've got one hand in my cockpit
And the other one is giving the peace sign

I'm free but I'm focused
I'm green but I'm wise
I'm hard but I'm friendly, baby
I'm sad but I'm laughing (Aus DNQ)
I'm brave but I'm chickenshit
I'm sick but I'm pretty, baby

And what it all boils down to
Is that no one's (in the team) really got it figured out just yet
but I've got one hand in my cockpit
And the other one is playing the PSP

And what it all comes down to my friends, yeah
Is that HRT's just fine fine fine
'cause I've got one hand in my cockpit
And the other one is hailing a Safety Car

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] · Post by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 11 May 2014, 20:18

I know that Alonso and Felipe-Baby are not rejects, but they inspired my parody of this song.

Corona - The rhythm of the night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3ltZmI5LQw

This is Fernando for the win
The win, oh yeah,
Fernando for the win
He'll be the fastest for all life
All life, oh yeah
The fastest for all life

I know he is the fastest...

I could put some joy upon Bahrain,
Or sunshine in Marina Bay,
Take me to Turkey
Your baby I'll always be
Oh Rob, I still love what you say
But can you make me win again?
Slow and slow I go
Each time I hear you say

This is Fernando for the win
The win, oh yeah,
Fernando for the win
He'll be the fastest for all life
All life, oh yeah
The fastest for all life

I know he is the fastest...

Won't you teach me how to overtake?
There is nothing left for me to win
I'm the slowest one
And I will end 15th
I don't wanna end this race in tears
Rob, you see me, I'm in Brazil
Say something to me,
No reason to be fast

I know he is the fastest

This is Fernando for the win
The win, oh yeah,
Fernando for the win
He'll be the fastest for all life
All life, oh yeah
The fastest for all life

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 11 May 2014, 20:25

watka · Post by **watka** » 11 May 2014, 23:02

Jocke1 wrote::lol:

What Jocke said :mrgreen:

RonDenisDeletraz · Post by **RonDenisDeletraz** » 18 May 2014, 10:32

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:I know that Alonso and Felipe-Baby are not rejects, but they inspired my parody of this song.

Corona - The rhythm of the night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3ltZmI5LQw

This is Fernando for the win
The win, oh yeah,
Fernando for the win
He'll be the fastest for all life
All life, oh yeah
The fastest for all life

I know he is the fastest...

I could put some joy upon Bahrain,
Or sunshine in Marina Bay,
Take me to Turkey
Your baby I'll always be
Oh Rob, I still love what you say
But can you make me win again?
Slow and slow I go
Each time I hear you say

This is Fernando for the win
The win, oh yeah,
Fernando for the win
He'll be the fastest for all life
All life, oh yeah
The fastest for all life

I know he is the fastest...

Won't you teach me how to overtake?
There is nothing left for me to win
I'm the slowest one
And I will end 15th
I don't wanna end this race in tears
Rob, you see me, I'm in Brazil
Say something to me,
No reason to be fast

I know he is the fastest

This is Fernando for the win
The win, oh yeah,
Fernando for the win
He'll be the fastest for all life
All life, oh yeah
The fastest for all life

That is amazing :lol:

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 04 Jul 2014, 21:29

http://youtu.be/Qt2mbGP6vFI

Silverstone
She calls out to the marshal on the straight
"Sir, can you help me?"
"The oil's cold and I've nowhere to pit,
Is there somewhere you can tell me?"

He walks on, doesn't look back
He pretends he can't hear her
Starts to whistle as he crosses the straight
Seems embarrassed to be there

Oh think twice, 'cause it's another day for
You and Susie in (Reject) paradise
Oh think twice, it's just another day for you,
You and Susie in paradise

Think about it

She calls out to the marshal on the straight
He can see she's been crying
She's got blisters on the soles of her feet
She can't walk but she's trying

Oh think twice...

Just think about it

Oh lord, is there nothing more anybody can do?
Ohhhh oh lord, there must be something you can say?

You can tell from the lines on her face
You can see that she's been there
Probably been moved on from every pit
'Cos she didn't fit in there

Oh think twice...

Just think about it

It's just another day for You and Susie in paradise

Paradise !!

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 04 Jul 2014, 21:41

Jocke1 wrote:Just think about it

It's just another day for You and Susie in paradise

Paradise !!

It is... in my dreams. :cry: