HWNSNBM Facts

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 16 Nov 2009, 19:47

shinji wrote:The avatar thing is weird.

It's like that on all threads. Bit annoying.

It's a sign.

HWNSNBM is seeking revenge on you.

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 16 Nov 2009, 19:51

Though I can tell you the actual reason. Somehow a bit of rogue code has got into your version of the website.

has been replaced with

in your browser. Goodness knows why.
What browser are you using? It'll probably go away if you swap to another one.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 16 Nov 2009, 19:52

Did you say his name in the past 24 hrs.? If so, you're well and truly blased...You'll have to face hordes of spam...

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 16 Nov 2009, 20:11

kostas22 wrote:Though I can tell you the actual reason. Somehow a bit of rogue code has got into your version of the website.

has been replaced with in your browser. Goodness knows why.
What browser are you using? It'll probably go away if you swap to another one.

Gotta love internet coding.

I use Opera, I don't care what you think either, I'm sticking to it

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 16 Nov 2009, 20:22

HWNSNBM uses Chrome. Not just the browser, the upcoming OS.

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 16 Nov 2009, 20:33

CarlosFerreira wrote:HWNSNBM uses Chrome. Not just the browser, the upcoming OS.

He is not afraid of Chrome, because HE watches Google, not the other way around.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 16 Nov 2009, 21:00

shinji wrote:The avatar thing is weird.

It's like that on all threads. Bit annoying.

Ferrariffic!

lostpin · Post by **lostpin** » 16 Nov 2009, 21:06

thehemogoblin wrote:
shinji wrote:The avatar thing is weird.

It's like that on all threads. Bit annoying.

Ferrariffic!

Having their car posted next to each profile picture is the only thing that they have won this year... :mrgreen:

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 16 Nov 2009, 21:46

Vitaly Petrov could rub HWNSNBM of his status. Here-I've said it, don't ask why...

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 16 Nov 2009, 21:47

Phoenix wrote:Vitaly Petrov could rub HWNSNBM of his status. Here-I've said it, don't ask why...

Go. Just leave. Now.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 16 Nov 2009, 21:49

Phoenix wrote:Vitaly Petrov could rub HWNSNBM of his status. Here-I've said it, don't ask why...

I hope - I wish - you meant rob...

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 16 Nov 2009, 21:49

shinji wrote:
Phoenix wrote:Vitaly Petrov could rub HWNSNBM of his status. Here-I've said it, don't ask why...

Go. Just leave. Now.

I think I have some evidence to prove that...don't excomulgate me...PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 16 Nov 2009, 22:03

Phoenix wrote:
shinji wrote:
Phoenix wrote:Vitaly Petrov could rub HWNSNBM of his status. Here-I've said it, don't ask why...

Go. Just leave. Now.

I think I have some evidence to prove that...don't excomulgate me...PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hate to do this but I can't resist - I think you may mean excommunicate.

Though your English is still astoundingly good compared to my only foreign language, French (I refuse to count Irish as anything. Is fuath liom é, ach tá mé saghas go maith sa teanga seo).

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 16 Nov 2009, 22:04

shinji wrote:

I think this is a sign, that HWNSNBM has been signed as Massa's replacement for 2011. Alonso must be running around like a headless chicken in sheer panic right now.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 16 Nov 2009, 22:07

Sorry about that flaw...

lostpin · Post by **lostpin** » 17 Nov 2009, 00:20

CarlosFerreira wrote:
Phoenix wrote:Vitaly Petrov could rub HWNSNBM of his status. Here-I've said it, don't ask why...

I hope - I wish - you meant rob...

Everyone who dares to rob HWNSNBM from his status is met by a flying deadly papaya... sooner or later.

Jordan · Post by **Jordan** » 17 Nov 2009, 02:34

lostpin wrote:
CarlosFerreira wrote:
Phoenix wrote:Vitaly Petrov could rub HWNSNBM of his status. Here-I've said it, don't ask why...

I hope - I wish - you meant rob...

Everyone who dares to rob HWNSNBM from his status is met by a flying deadly papaya... sooner or later.

What happens to those who rub HWNSNBM of his status?

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 17 Nov 2009, 03:46

Jordan wrote:
lostpin wrote:
Phoenix wrote:Vitaly Petrov could rub HWNSNBM of his status. Here-I've said it, don't ask why...

Everyone who dares to rob HWNSNBM from his status is met by a flying deadly papaya... sooner or later.

What happens to those who rub HWNSNBM of his status?

They get caught in a logical phallacy.

thehalford · Post by **thehalford** » 17 Nov 2009, 05:16

The Chuck Norris facts are all originally about HWNSNBM, but he asked for them to be made in reference to a more anonymous person. And so they were.

JamesAllenShoeTrader · Post by **JamesAllenShoeTrader** » 17 Nov 2009, 08:59

HWNSNBM doesn't do push-ups- he pushes the world down!

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 17 Nov 2009, 09:21

JamesAllenShoeTrader wrote:HWNSNBM doesn't do push-ups- he pushes the world down!

You know, whenever anyone does a push-up, they're actually pushing the world down, if infinitesimally. Every action has an equal and opposite reaction, so for every Newton of force that pushes HWNSNBM away from the Earth, there's a newton of force pushing the Earth away from HWNSNBM.

So that's actually true.

JamesAllenShoeTrader · Post by **JamesAllenShoeTrader** » 17 Nov 2009, 10:21

thehemogoblin wrote:
JamesAllenShoeTrader wrote:HWNSNBM doesn't do push-ups- he pushes the world down!

You know, whenever anyone does a push-up, they're actually pushing the world down, if infinitesimally. Every action has an equal and opposite reaction, so for every Newton of force that pushes HWNSNBM away from the Earth, there's a newton of force pushing the Earth away from HWNSNBM.

So that's actually true.

Thanks for this interesting piece of info

HWNSNBM is actually the Devil, God, Jesus and Lord Voldemort!

HWNSNBM goes under the pseudonym of 'Enoch Yan-Tak Law' and posts on the forums dedicated to him as 'eytl'.

HWNSNBM owns all the lightning bolts in Mario Kart 64.

eytl · Post by **eytl** » 17 Nov 2009, 10:40

JamesAllenShoeTrader wrote:HWNSNBM goes under the pseudonym of 'Enoch Yan-Tak Law' and posts on the forums dedicated to him as 'eytl'.

I wish. Sadly, this one is not true.

Then again, how do you know that HWNSNBM is not tricking you.

Meanwhile, one for the rugby fans (Kuwashima in particular): HWNSNBM is the reason Ras Dumisani butchered the South African anthem so badly. Ras saw HWNSNBM in the stands as he was about to open his mouth.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 17 Nov 2009, 11:01

And by the way, JAST, your name is probably the best one I have seen in the forums yet.

No offense to anyone else besides Captain Hammer. With a name like that, he's obviously overcompensating for something... :lol:

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 17 Nov 2009, 12:39

HWNSNBM could let go of the One Ring easily.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 17 Nov 2009, 14:45

HWNSNBM is now trying to prove me wrong...If you wanna bet, HWNSNBM-0.2 €/$, Petrov-980 €/$

JamesAllenShoeTrader · Post by **JamesAllenShoeTrader** » 18 Nov 2009, 06:28

thehemogoblin wrote:And by the way, JAST, your name is probably the best one I have seen in the forums yet.

No offense to anyone else besides Captain Hammer. With a name like that, he's obviously overcompensating for something...

Thanks

HWNSNBM pity's the fool Chuck Norris.
HWNSNBM can be found on Chinese banknotes if you scratch hard enough.

Kuwashima · Post by **Kuwashima** » 18 Nov 2009, 11:32

eytl wrote:
JamesAllenShoeTrader wrote:HWNSNBM goes under the pseudonym of 'Enoch Yan-Tak Law' and posts on the forums dedicated to him as 'eytl'.

Meanwhile, one for the rugby fans (Kuwashima in particular): HWNSNBM is the reason Ras Dumisani butchered the South African anthem so badly. Ras saw HWNSNBM in the stands as he was about to open his mouth.

I have tried to listen to it on YouTube and I just can't get through it without having to turn it off.

Damn you HWNSNBM if you are to blame.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 18 Nov 2009, 14:55

Kuwashima wrote:
eytl wrote:
JamesAllenShoeTrader wrote:HWNSNBM goes under the pseudonym of 'Enoch Yan-Tak Law' and posts on the forums dedicated to him as 'eytl'.

Meanwhile, one for the rugby fans (Kuwashima in particular): HWNSNBM is the reason Ras Dumisani butchered the South African anthem so badly. Ras saw HWNSNBM in the stands as he was about to open his mouth.

I have tried to listen to it on YouTube and I just can't get through it without having to turn it off.

Damn you HWNSNBM if you are to blame.

If Petrov takes out HWNSNBM of his status, this will never happen again!

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 18 Nov 2009, 16:08

Kuwashima wrote:
eytl wrote:
JamesAllenShoeTrader wrote:HWNSNBM goes under the pseudonym of 'Enoch Yan-Tak Law' and posts on the forums dedicated to him as 'eytl'.

Meanwhile, one for the rugby fans (Kuwashima in particular): HWNSNBM is the reason Ras Dumisani butchered the South African anthem so badly. Ras saw HWNSNBM in the stands as he was about to open his mouth.

I have tried to listen to it on YouTube and I just can't get through it without having to turn it off.

Damn you HWNSNBM if you are to blame.

I heard the players complaining - they had reason to.

That's the reason they lost probably. If it is, let's hope the 'Combined Armed Forces/Garda Brass Band' crank out some techno version Saturday week, it's the only way Ireland could win.

Unless we replace Donncha O'Callaghan with HWNSNBM.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 18 Nov 2009, 19:13

I have completely lost any understanding of this thread some 6 posts ago.

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 18 Nov 2009, 19:34

CarlosFerreira wrote:I have completely lost any understanding of this thread some 6 posts ago.

Let's get it back on track then... wait, HWNSNBM owns that phrase!!!!

{shinji obliterated}

eytl · Post by **eytl** » 18 Nov 2009, 19:59

For those who, like me, believe The Usual Suspects is one of the cleverest films of all time:

HWNSNBM is Kaiser Soze.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 18 Nov 2009, 20:53

eytl wrote:For those who, like me, believe The Usual Suspects is one of the cleverest films of all time:

HWNSNBM is Kaiser Soze.

I always knew it.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 18 Nov 2009, 21:23

HWNSNBM defeated Petrov, as sadly expected, so he'll be reigning F1 Rejects during the next 1000000 years. As for me, I'll have to be careful with papayas...

*SPLAP!*

Hey, that's unfair-I was distracted!

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 18 Nov 2009, 23:37

CarlosFerreira wrote:HWNSNBM could let go of the One Ring easily.

As an avid Lord of the Rings fan, I will counter that.

HWNSNBM has power over the One Ring.
HWNSNBM threw down Numenor because he was bored.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 19 Nov 2009, 08:24

Cynon wrote:
CarlosFerreira wrote:HWNSNBM could let go of the One Ring easily.

As an avid Lord of the Rings fan, I will counter that.

HWNSNBM has power over the One Ring.
HWNSNBM threw down Numenor because he was bored.

HWNSMBM once poked Sauron in the Eye.
HWNSMBM is almost as cool as Faramir.

MinardiFan95 · Post by **MinardiFan95** » 19 Nov 2009, 10:39

The lap records on the Top Gear test track are all set by HWNSNBM; they are not shown on the power lap board as it would be too hard for anyone else to achieve such fast lap times (including The Stig). Incredibly, his fastest lap was in the tractor that cuts the grass around the edge of the track.
HWNSMBM has obviously been playing my copy of Gran Turismo 4 recently. Now I have all of the licence tests completed in under 1 second.
This wasn't actually caused by HWNSNBM, it was actually caused by having to copy my brother's game save (because the memory card I was using became corrupted :cry:

) which he used cheats to get all the prize cars from the licence tests

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 19 Nov 2009, 13:53

HWNSNBM killed Tommy Vercetti, Carl Johnson and Niko Bellic with only his sight.

Post by **Nuppiz** » 19 Nov 2009, 14:35

Phoenix wrote:HWNSNBM killed Tommy Vercetti, Carl Johnson and Niko Bellic with only his sight.

HWNSNBM beat all those games during the same day, without cheating.