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I think any momentum the Chilton Craze had ended with a big 'thud' today
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I used to think Bianchi would be the crash prone guy at Marussia but Chilton's move on Maldonado might be the highlight of his season. The guy's been absymal so far, even Pic and Giedo are trying to make something positive happen while Chilton is the odd man out right down in the wankers pool.
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Get ready for the Chilton Hate!
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Maximum Chilton
checks Maldonado into
Monaco Hilton
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Monaco Hilton
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ChiltonCraze was obviously doing Maldonaldo a favour by helping write off that crapbox Williams for him to save Pastor the pain of trying to drag anything meaningful out of it any more at Monaco.
See, Max is a good guy at heart.![Razz :P](./images/smilies/icon_razz.gif)
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See, Max is a good guy at heart.
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Seriously guys, MaxiAttack was ahead of Jules "Wonderkid" Bianchi when he collided with the Reverend. We all know how good Jules is, and Chiltoooooon was ahead of him, ergo, MaxiAttack is the better driver ![Razz :P](./images/smilies/icon_razz.gif)
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takagi_for_the_win wrote:Seriously guys, MaxiAttack was ahead of Jules "Wonderkid" Bianchi when he collided with the Reverend. We all know how good Jules is, and Chiltoooooon was ahead of him, ergo, MaxiAttack is the better driver
Jules just wanted to drag his Marussia to the finish after that engine explosion earlier in the weekend. Max had the obvious edge when Bianchi wasn't able to produce a lap in qually.
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Believe it or not, Chilton set the ninth fastest lap of the race in Monaco. Double world champion Fernando Alonso and 2008 WDC runner-up Felipe Massa, among other drivers, were slower. With a strong likelihood, this means that Chilton will at least become a triple champion, joining the likes of Ayrton Senna and Sebastian Vettel.
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Meatwad wrote:Believe it or not, Chilton set the ninth fastest lap of the race in Monaco. Double world champion Fernando Alonso and 2008 WDC runner-up Felipe Massa, among other drivers, were slower. With a strong likelihood, this means that Chilton will at least become a triple champion, joining the likes of Ayrton Senna and Sebastian Vettel.
Indeed. Also in the race Jules wore out his brakes in his effort to keep pace with Max, which then caused his retirement. Just as Jules blew up his engine in quali. Obviously Max knew how to look after his machinery better on both occassions, hence why Chilton didn't suffer the same problems. Also the 'Sensation from Surrey', managed to achieve his best result in F1, despite having to serve a drive-through penalty. How many other F1 drivers can say that?
Yet further evidence of how talent Max is. So the Chilton Craze is still going strong in my eyes.
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Maldonado was, understandably trying to pull alongside Max to get a better look at Chilton’s amazing driving style when the incident occurred. And who can blame Pastor for wanting to see how an F1 car should be driven?
Edit; Just remember wasn't Max lapping almost as quickly as the leaders in the early stages of the race? All that in a car that should have been 4 seconds off the pace. Amazing!
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ibsey wrote:Edit; Just remember wasn't Max lapping almost as quickly as the leaders in the early stages of the race? All that in a car that should have been 4 seconds off the pace. Amazing!
Possibly because the Mecedes team were in conservation mode and holding up the rest of the field by 4 seconds a lap perhaps?
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13 D Ricciardo (AUS) Toro Rosso 1'21.364
14 M Chilton (GBR) Marussia 1'21.652
15 N Hülkenberg (GER) Sauber 1'22.021
Enough said.
14 M Chilton (GBR) Marussia 1'21.652
15 N Hülkenberg (GER) Sauber 1'22.021
Enough said.
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Meatwad wrote:Believe it or not, Chilton set the ninth fastest lap of the race in Monaco. Double world champion Fernando Alonso and 2008 WDC runner-up Felipe Massa, among other drivers, were slower. With a strong likelihood, this means that Chilton will at least become a triple champion, joining the likes of Ayrton Senna and Sebastian Vettel.
I mentioned in an earlier post that Max was as high as 7th in the drying conditions of FP1 in Canada, with about 17 minutes to go.
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Max is starting ahead of Grosjean in the Lotus. Yet another giant killing performance by our boy. ![Wink ;)](./images/smilies/icon_e_wink.gif)
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ibsey wrote:Max is starting ahead of Grosjean in the Lotus. Yet another giant killing performance by our boy.
I didn't see where Max qualified, but seeing as Grosjean is starting P29, I'll just have to assume he's starting 28th?
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Hopefully neither of them have a bad start and drop down to P45...
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Can't believe you guys haven't mentioned Max's stellar performance at the start of the driver's press conference. So stellar that his answers were shortened for the transcript...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zY3c1MS5Bkk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zY3c1MS5Bkk
The ChiltonCraze at the British Grand Prix
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ibsey wrote: Maldonado was, understandably trying to pull alongside Max to get a better look at Chilton’s amazing driving style when the incident occurred. And who can blame Pastor for wanting to see how an F1 car should be driven?
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Jocke1 wrote:ibsey wrote: Maldonado was, understandably trying to pull alongside Max to get a better look at Chilton’s amazing driving style when the incident occurred. And who can blame Pastor for wanting to see how an F1 car should be driven?
Wow
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Max is such a capable young man, that unlike most people, he can do many different jobs. All at the same time.
For instance, on top of his F1 driving duties, he was doing a spot of modelling on the Friday of the Monaco GP weekend. And now he's now doing the job of a BBC's journalist as well. Here...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/formula1/23122234
Soon he will be taking over from DC and commentating on races, whilst still driving for Marussia. You heard it hear first!!!
For instance, on top of his F1 driving duties, he was doing a spot of modelling on the Friday of the Monaco GP weekend. And now he's now doing the job of a BBC's journalist as well. Here...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/formula1/23122234
Soon he will be taking over from DC and commentating on races, whilst still driving for Marussia. You heard it hear first!!!
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ibsey wrote:Max is such a capable young man, that unlike most people, he can do many different jobs. All at the same time.
For instance, on top of his F1 driving duties, he was doing a spot of modelling on the Friday of the Monaco GP weekend. And now he's now doing the job of a BBC's journalist as well. Here...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/formula1/23122234
Soon he will be taking over from DC and commentating on races, whilst still driving for Marussia. You heard it hear first!!!
That article has 'epic' written all over it.
The drivers' parade in the morning before the race was just something else.
When the parade finished, the four Brits on the grid - Lewis Hamilton, Jenson Button, Paul Di Resta and myself - headed across the track to wave to the fans and do an interview. The response was brilliant and I really think it gave us a boost in the race.
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I spent much of the second half of the race battling with the other Caterham of Giedo van der Garde.
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After the race, I had the usual media commitments before doing a briefing with my engineers to discuss how the race panned out. Then I headed over to a post-race concert, which was being hosted inside the track for the fans, and did a Q&A on stage.
The crowd were amazing. I had a couple of other appearances to make before saying goodbye to the team and cycling over to the BRDC farm where I've been based this weekend.
Then I headed home before a couple of days off. I'll spend those training in the gym or getting out on my bike.
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We'll continue to keep on pushing for that first World Championship point. The car is always improving so if we keep working hard, I think we can do it.
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And this was pretty funny:
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Why didn't they also add:
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ibsey wrote:Max is such a capable young man, that unlike most people, he can do many different jobs. All at the same time.
For instance, on top of his F1 driving duties, he was doing a spot of modelling on the Friday of the Monaco GP weekend. And now he's now doing the job of a BBC's journalist as well. Here...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/formula1/23122234
Soon he will be taking over from DC and commentating on races, whilst still driving for Marussia. You heard it hear first!!!
In car commentary during safety car periods? Yes!
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These are sensible haircuts..
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We all know the pressure of the British Grand Prix tends to make British drivers into pumpkins. British drivers always underperform and finish lower than their usual spots in the British GP. However, that isn't true of Max, who managed to keep up his good performance to record a solid result.
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LionZoo wrote:We all know the pressure of the British Grand Prix tends to make British drivers into pumpkins. British drivers always underperform and finish lower than their usual spots in the British GP. However, that isn't true of Max, who managed to keep up his good performance to record a solid result.
Indeed. He even managed to finish ahead of such esteemed names like Sergio Perez and Romain Grosjean!
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Wizzie wrote:LionZoo wrote:We all know the pressure of the British Grand Prix tends to make British drivers into pumpkins. British drivers always underperform and finish lower than their usual spots in the British GP. However, that isn't true of Max, who managed to keep up his good performance to record a solid result.
Indeed. He even managed to finish ahead of such esteemed names like Sergio Perez and Romain Grosjean!
Not to mention 3 time World Champion Sebastien Vettel.
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I wonder what those "good ideas" are?John Booth, Marussia team principal
“Max had a race-long battle at various stages with Giedo but ultimately came out on top, which is great news for him considering he was quite disappointed after qualifying yesterday. Overall we are slightly disappointed that we have slipped back a little, but already we have some good ideas on how we can make immediate improvements to the set-up for Germany to put us right back where we have been.”
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Jocke1 wrote:I wonder what those "good ideas" are?John Booth, Marussia team principal
“Max had a race-long battle at various stages with Giedo but ultimately came out on top, which is great news for him considering he was quite disappointed after qualifying yesterday. Overall we are slightly disappointed that we have slipped back a little, but already we have some good ideas on how we can make immediate improvements to the set-up for Germany to put us right back where we have been.”
Spend more time fine-tuning the aerodynamic balance of his hair?
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Jocke1 wrote:I wonder what those "good ideas" are?John Booth, Marussia team principal
“Max had a race-long battle at various stages with Giedo but ultimately came out on top, which is great news for him considering he was quite disappointed after qualifying yesterday. Overall we are slightly disappointed that we have slipped back a little, but already we have some good ideas on how we can make immediate improvements to the set-up for Germany to put us right back where we have been.”
Does the Chilton Constabulary need to give you a warning for consistently posting against the spirit of this thread? Don't make us Chiltonites choo-choo-choose you for some time off in the Maxi-Security Mansion!
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Jocke1 wrote: And this was pretty funny:
Why didn't they also add:
Fan Support/Interest: N/A
Wrong, Sir. WRONG! Have you not been reading this thread?
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Our hero ChiltonCraze continues to go from strength to strength, as he had lapped a Red Bull within the first third of the race at the Nurburgring ![Very Happy :D](./images/smilies/icon_e_biggrin.gif)
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Wizzie wrote:Our hero ChiltonCraze continues to go from strength to strength, as he had lapped a Red Bull within the first third of the race at the Nurburgring
Whilst finishing ahead of Jules Bianchi in the process. The raw talent is unmatchable.
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At no point at the Nurburgring did Chilton's car travel backwards. This clearly displays a professionalism and talent far beyond that of his teammate.
It's only a matter of time before he'll be not going backwards in a front-running car.
It's only a matter of time before he'll be not going backwards in a front-running car.
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shinji wrote:At no point at the Nurburgring did Chilton's car travel backwards. This clearly displays a professionalism and talent far beyond that of his teammate.
It's only a matter of time before he'll be not going backwards in a front-running car.
Unless he signs for Sauber or McLaren. If those are front running cars at all.
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Sublime_FA11C wrote:shinji wrote:At no point at the Nurburgring did Chilton's car travel backwards. This clearly displays a professionalism and talent far beyond that of his teammate.
It's only a matter of time before he'll be not going backwards in a front-running car.
Unless he signs for Sauber or McLaren. If those are front running cars at all.
Im confused.
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According to F1Fanatic Max Chilton is 6TH!!!!! On the list for laps completed. Only Hamilton, Raikkonen, Button, Bottas and Vettel stand in his way of 1st.
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Kimi-ICE wrote:According to F1Fanatic Max Chilton is 6TH!!!!! On the list for laps completed. Only Hamilton, Raikkonen, Button, Bottas and Vettel stand in his way of 1st.
Just goes to show he's a mature head on young shoulders with a superb reliability record like that
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If things go right, he might actually finish all the races, a feat that Monteiro couldn't achieve in 2005.
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Wizzie wrote:Kimi-ICE wrote:According to F1Fanatic Max Chilton is 6TH!!!!! On the list for laps completed. Only Hamilton, Raikkonen, Button, Bottas and Vettel stand in his way of 1st.
Just goes to show he's a mature head on young shoulders with a superb reliability record like that
Chilton has the disadvantage of having a car that could explode with a 1990s-style engine failure as well.
I like the way Snrub thinks!