A tribute to the heroic failures of Grand Prix racing
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Phoenix wrote:You know, This, Trabants rolling down the cambered curves and all...
Stramala wrote:After an incident involving an giant inflatable banana, 23 custard cream biscuits, a toaster, fourteen garden gnomes, a dildo, six elephants, 4817 socks (no more, no less, someone was very disappointed to end up 50% barefoot) and a capsized canoe, Andraz Velikonja has been sacked with immediate effect by IBR.
Replacing him will be Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel, originally of Luton but now an Elbonian citizen.
This wrote:Stramala wrote:After an incident involving an giant inflatable banana, 23 custard cream biscuits, a toaster, fourteen garden gnomes, a dildo, six elephants, 4817 socks (no more, no less, someone was very disappointed to end up 50% barefoot) and a capsized canoe, Andraz Velikonja has been sacked with immediate effect by IBR.
Replacing him will be Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel, originally of Luton but now an Elbonian citizen.
Go home, Stramala, you're drunk.
Stramala wrote:After an incident involving an giant inflatable banana, 23 custard cream biscuits, a toaster, fourteen garden gnomes, a dildo, six elephants, 4817 socks (no more, no less, someone was very disappointed to end up 50% barefoot) and a capsized canoe, Andraz Velikonja has been sacked with immediate effect by IBR.
Replacing him will be Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel, originally of Luton but now an Elbonian citizen.
This wrote:Stramala wrote:After an incident involving an giant inflatable banana, 23 custard cream biscuits, a toaster, fourteen garden gnomes, a dildo, six elephants, 4817 socks (no more, no less, someone was very disappointed to end up 50% barefoot) and a capsized canoe, Andraz Velikonja has been sacked with immediate effect by IBR.
Replacing him will be Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel, originally of Luton but now an Elbonian citizen.
Go home, Stramala, you're drunk.
roblomas52 wrote:This wrote:Stramala wrote:After an incident involving an giant inflatable banana, 23 custard cream biscuits, a toaster, fourteen garden gnomes, a dildo, six elephants, 4817 socks (no more, no less, someone was very disappointed to end up 50% barefoot) and a capsized canoe, Andraz Velikonja has been sacked with immediate effect by IBR.
Replacing him will be Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel, originally of Luton but now an Elbonian citizen.
Go home, Stramala, you're drunk.
Welcome to the world if F1 Rejects
dr-baker wrote:roblomas52 wrote:Welcome to the world if F1 Rejects
Nope, that's just the world of RobLomas right there in a nutshell.
Stramala wrote:After an incident involving an giant inflatable banana, 23 custard cream biscuits, a toaster, fourteen garden gnomes, a dildo, six elephants, 4817 socks (no more, no less, someone was very disappointed to end up 50% barefoot) and a capsized canoe, Andraz Velikonja has been sacked with immediate effect by IBR.
Replacing him will be Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel, originally of Luton but now an Elbonian citizen.
dr-baker wrote:Nope, that's just the world of RobLomas right there in a nutshell.
takagi_for_the_win wrote:Stramala wrote:After an incident involving an giant inflatable banana, 23 custard cream biscuits, a toaster, fourteen garden gnomes, a dildo, six elephants, 4817 socks (no more, no less, someone was very disappointed to end up 50% barefoot) and a capsized canoe, Andraz Velikonja has been sacked with immediate effect by IBR.
Replacing him will be Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel, originally of Luton but now an Elbonian citizen.
I think you win the internet, good sir.dr-baker wrote:Nope, that's just the world of RobLomas right there in a nutshell.
Brilliant
Tony Fernando wrote:I would like to assure the entire REECCS grid that Clatterham Racing have no plans to replace either driver. Frankenstein Wunderbar's position is completely safe and Anthrax Raisins will only be dropped if he is needed in the Warped series or if he ends up in prison. Neither Jethro Q. Walrustitty of Leicester nor Elsie Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzip of Harpenden have been contacted for any driving opportunities, which do not exist.
...what? No, Anthrax, you cannot change your name again. Haven't you learnt your lesson from the first time round?
Oh yes, TEA POWER! Almost forgot that there.
dinizintheoven wrote:Tony Fernando wrote:I would like to assure the entire REECCS grid that Clatterham Racing have no plans to replace either driver. Frankenstein Wunderbar's position is completely safe and Anthrax Raisins will only be dropped if he is needed in the Warped series or if he ends up in prison. Neither Jethro Q. Walrustitty of Leicester nor Elsie Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzip of Harpenden have been contacted for any driving opportunities, which do not exist.
...what? No, Anthrax, you cannot change your name again. Haven't you learnt your lesson from the first time round?
Oh yes, TEA POWER! Almost forgot that there.
takagi_for_the_win wrote:dinizintheoven wrote:Tony Fernando wrote:I would like to assure the entire REECCS grid that Clatterham Racing have no plans to replace either driver. Frankenstein Wunderbar's position is completely safe and Anthrax Raisins will only be dropped if he is needed in the Warped series or if he ends up in prison. Neither Jethro Q. Walrustitty of Leicester nor Elsie Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzip of Harpenden have been contacted for any driving opportunities, which do not exist.
...what? No, Anthrax, you cannot change your name again. Haven't you learnt your lesson from the first time round?
Oh yes, TEA POWER! Almost forgot that there.
Could've sworn you said you wanted Quintattywally Mongolia Frogger McCarbonara-Tennis-Racket in the car at some stage...
takagi_for_the_win wrote:dinizintheoven wrote:Tony Fernando wrote:I would like to assure the entire REECCS grid that Clatterham Racing have no plans to replace either driver. Frankenstein Wunderbar's position is completely safe and Anthrax Raisins will only be dropped if he is needed in the Warped series or if he ends up in prison. Neither Jethro Q. Walrustitty of Leicester nor Elsie Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzip of Harpenden have been contacted for any driving opportunities, which do not exist.
...what? No, Anthrax, you cannot change your name again. Haven't you learnt your lesson from the first time round?
Oh yes, TEA POWER! Almost forgot that there.
Could've sworn you said you wanted Quintattywally Mongolia Frogger McCarbonara-Tennis-Racket in the car at some stage...
dr-baker wrote:Even Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo is more realistic-sounding...
dinizintheoven wrote:Tony Fernando wrote:I would like to assure the entire REECCS grid that Clatterham Racing have no plans to replace either driver. Frankenstein Wunderbar's position is completely safe and Anthrax Raisins will only be dropped if he is needed in the Warped series or if he ends up in prison. Neither Jethro Q. Walrustitty of Leicester nor Elsie Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzip of Harpenden have been contacted for any driving opportunities, which do not exist.
...what? No, Anthrax, you cannot change your name again. Haven't you learnt your lesson from the first time round?
Oh yes, TEA POWER! Almost forgot that there.
MinardiFan95 wrote:I've decided not to use the Robin, as it doesn't fit the purpose of the series, being for Eastern European cars only. No other cars will be added, though I did consider a Yugo until I realised that there was not a template out there for it.
WeirdKerr and The Lukas, you'll have to make a change of car, as all of the Dacias have been taken... I hadn't updated the first post with the most recent entries, so it is partly my fault. There's still a Polski Fiat and two Wartburgs left, or there's always the option of running a Trabant full time.
takagi_for_the_win wrote:Trabants racing? Pah, don't be stupid!
