The Random Racing League -- Season 1 FINALE

WaffleCat · Post by **WaffleCat** » 19 Dec 2017, 13:19

And now it's time. Mind you, if this is 5% Aggression, i'd hate to see what happens with my normal 40% Agression setting...

Round 4 Race -- Lausitzring

takagi_for_the_win · Post by **takagi_for_the_win** » 19 Dec 2017, 14:14

A bit of dodgem cars going on out there on the track today!

Was that a bit of argie bargie there, Martin?
You're right there, Murray.

Dexter249 · Post by **Dexter249** » 19 Dec 2017, 14:17

Up 14!?
HOW!?
I meant my driver to be an Ultra no at everything!?
But is now contending for the championship.
All Hail the RNG Gods.

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 19 Dec 2017, 15:19

Of course, the only driver awful enough to be overtaken by McPherson would be my other awful driver.

And it also figures the one time she isn't a total embarrassment in the race, she still doesn't score a point.

This Could Be You · Post by **This Could Be You** » 19 Dec 2017, 18:12

Jeletraz is continuing to live up to his name... well a name that rhymes with his one anyway.

TheFlyingCaterham · Post by **TheFlyingCaterham** » 19 Dec 2017, 18:50

Man, I really felt like a punching bag this race.

TomDilain · Post by **TomDilain** » 20 Dec 2017, 00:45

Not even leading a single lap from pole. Dang it, Antoine!

Aislabie · Post by **Aislabie** » 20 Dec 2017, 22:57

More points for Strudwick, excellent work! Slightly worried to see Trevaskis so close to the points, but thankfully he didn't do anything too worrying and actually score any

AustralianStig · Post by **AustralianStig** » 21 Dec 2017, 01:27

These quotes are getting more and more unusual. AlphaRacer was clearly looking for consolation in love after a tough race, whereas BattleRacer...well, just read it yourself.

Deepmind AlphaRacer wrote:you can take this mouth
this wound you want
but you can't kiss
and make it
better.

Deepmind BattleRacer wrote:Yes, fruits and vegetables are healthy. But you want to know why I eat them? Revenge.

Ciaran · Post by **Ciaran** » 21 Dec 2017, 09:14

We tried getting a response from Takeuchi, but all he had was an ecstatic stare like this.

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 21 Dec 2017, 17:20

Regenmeister94 wrote:We tried getting a response from Takeuchi, but all he had was an ecstatic stare like this.

WaffleCat · Post by **WaffleCat** » 24 Dec 2017, 05:46

This Could Be You wrote:Jeletraz is continuing to live up to his name... well a name that rhymes with his one anyway.

Err...you mean 50's sitcom star Desi Arnaz? Dreamy pop singer Jason Mraz? I'm kinda lost here as to who you're referring to here...

Aaaanyway, I bring to you a Christmas gift: The preview for round five...

RRL Round 5 Preview

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 24 Dec 2017, 14:08

WaffleCat wrote:
This Could Be You wrote:Jeletraz is continuing to live up to his name... well a name that rhymes with his one anyway.

Err...you mean 50's sitcom star Desi Arnaz? Dreamy pop singer Jason Mraz? I'm kinda lost here as to who you're referring to here...

Aaaanyway, I bring to you a Christmas gift: The preview for round five...

RRL Round 5 Preview

Sounds fun and exciting!

Dexter249 · Post by **Dexter249** » 24 Dec 2017, 17:23

looks fun......
"fun"

WaffleCat · Post by **WaffleCat** » 27 Dec 2017, 10:20

Round 5 Qualifying -- Charlotte (Mountain Peak)

Featuring backmarker-blocking, apron-hugging and garage-bumming like never before...

takagi_for_the_win · Post by **takagi_for_the_win** » 27 Dec 2017, 13:50

What a drive from The Canadian!

TomDilain · Post by **TomDilain** » 28 Dec 2017, 07:22

For the love of Merlin, will Antoine finally able to win the race, please? Like, please?

And Karen, yeah. Good drive.

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 28 Dec 2017, 09:12

5 races in and now McPherson can't even qualify properly... oh, Eileen...

takagi_for_the_win · Post by **takagi_for_the_win** » 28 Dec 2017, 12:25

Salamander wrote:5 races in and now McPherson can't even qualify properly... oh, Eileen...

Yeah, come on Eileen.

WaffleCat · Post by **WaffleCat** » 30 Dec 2017, 06:44

I didn't expect the photo album for this race to be longer than it is, but shockingly, it's even bigger that Macau's O.o

Anyway, I won't delay you any further of the chaos and exciting battles for the win, so here it is...

Round 5 Race -- Charlotte (Mountain Peak) (Not for the faint of heart for mobile users)

TomDilain · Post by **TomDilain** » 30 Dec 2017, 08:27

Of course.

These Dumonts.

Karen, still not able to grab a point.

Antoine, God knows he's drinking too much after every qualifying session.

Dexter249 · Post by **Dexter249** » 30 Dec 2017, 13:55

BY THE POWER OF EUROBEAT I HAVE WON WITH PIT STRATEGY
:!:

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 30 Dec 2017, 19:12

One of these days, the combined forces of stoogery and muppetry that run rampant through the RRL will screw up enough that Eileen McPherson will actually have a decent race.

I fear that day.

This Could Be You · Post by **This Could Be You** » 30 Dec 2017, 19:17

Salamander wrote:One of these days, the combined forces of stoogery and muppetry that run rampant through the RRL will screw up enough that Eileen McPherson will actually have a decent race.

I fear that day.

In a league where an unlicensed, lawyer-safe version of Jean-Denis Deletraz is two places(!) ahead of last place in the drivers' championship, anything is possible...

Aislabie · Post by **Aislabie** » 31 Dec 2017, 17:56

Good work Franklin... :badoer:

Still, Trevaskis remains happily pointless.

takagi_for_the_win · Post by **takagi_for_the_win** » 31 Dec 2017, 18:52

Classic Williams strategy is all I have to say, really.

WaffleCat · Post by **WaffleCat** » 02 Jan 2018, 01:55

With half of this season of buffoonery out of the way, we look forward to the next race. Brace yourself for a potentially championship-changing race...

...or a complete circus sideshow, whichever you prefer.

Round 6 Preview

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 02 Jan 2018, 12:26

WaffleCat wrote:With half of this season of buffoonery out of the way, we look forward to the next race. Brace yourself for a potentially championship-changing race...

...or a complete circus sideshow, whichever you prefer.

Round 6 Preview

Equal AI, eh? Should be interesting.

Aislabie · Post by **Aislabie** » 02 Jan 2018, 14:36

This is Trevaskis' chance! A non-finish, or at least a non-points finish here, and he could go bottom on his own!

Dexter249 · Post by **Dexter249** » 02 Jan 2018, 14:54

Eurobeat can only save us!

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 02 Jan 2018, 15:03

Salamander wrote:One of these days, the combined forces of stoogery and muppetry that run rampant through the RRL will screw up enough that Eileen McPherson will actually have a decent race.

I fear that day.

Goddammit I hate being right.

WaffleCat · Post by **WaffleCat** » 07 Jan 2018, 03:04

Your worst fears have come true; everybody is as equally competent as each other on the track.

Or, as you're soon to find out, equally incompetent.

Round 6 Qualifying -- Southshore

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 07 Jan 2018, 09:25

And my drivers are 1-3 in qualifying. May the gods have mercy on us all.

Aislabie · Post by **Aislabie** » 07 Jan 2018, 11:53

Excellent to see Trevaskis tucked away right down in about P19. He will collect the wooden spoon this season.

WaffleCat · Post by **WaffleCat** » 09 Jan 2018, 10:17

Alright then, this race is gonna be a bit different for others. There will be three links to follow, each of which will be posted here.

Follow them in chronological order for the full race experience...

Round 6 -- Southshore (Part 1)

Final Lap Battle

NOTE: Watch the final lap battle after Part 1 and before Part 2. Also, TURN ON CC'S / SUBTITLES. Thank you.

Round 6 -- Southshore (Part 2)

TomDilain · Post by **TomDilain** » 10 Jan 2018, 00:36

Holy. That's a close battle.

And YES KAREN! FINALLY!

AustralianStig · Post by **AustralianStig** » 10 Jan 2018, 05:56

AlphaRacer is getting rather deep here after just missing out on the points:

Deepmind AlphaRacer wrote:What I need is the dandelion in the spring. The bright yellow that means rebirth instead of destruction. The promise that life can go on, no matter how bad our losses. That it can be good again.

Whereas BattleRacer seems to be having an identity crisis:

Deepmind BattleRacer wrote:The most common form of despair is not being who you are.

WaffleCat · Post by **WaffleCat** » 18 Jan 2018, 07:31

After the excitement at SouthShore, the RRL has had to take a brief break to let its organizers recuperate from their collective heart attacks after the finish to the last race.

Anyway, with that said and done, here is the...

RRL Round 7 Preview

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 18 Jan 2018, 14:05

What's Club Penguin? Can I p-p-p-p-pick up a penguin there?

WaffleCat · Post by **WaffleCat** » 21 Jan 2018, 04:19

This qualifying session has lots and lots of craziness going on. From blocking shenanigans to pit-lane shenanigans to off-screen shenanigans, this qualifying has....shenanigans.

Round 7 Qualifying -- Shojo