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Re: Facts
Posted: 31 Dec 2010, 22:20
by dr-baker
WeirdKerr wrote:HWNSNBM would have got the gold to switzerland......driving all 3 minis at once....
...and wouldn't have let the Mafia destroy the fast cars, which he would also have driven.
And he would not have let Hollywood make a remake of this classic movie.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 31 Dec 2010, 23:17
by shinji
Happy 20HWNSNBM everybody.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 01 Jan 2011, 01:47
by ADx_Wales
HWNSNBM is allowed to Hesitate, Deviate and Repeat everything he says.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 01 Jan 2011, 02:45
by TomWazzleshaw
ADx_Wales wrote:HWNSNBM is allowed to Hesitate, Deviate and Repeat everything he says.
I never thought I would see the day where I would find someone else who listens to that show
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 01 Jan 2011, 11:03
by ADx_Wales
HWNSNBM can also get to Mornington Crescent in one move.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 01 Jan 2011, 11:10
by TomWazzleshaw
ADx_Wales wrote:HWNSNBM can also get to Mornington Crescent in one move.
Oh my god... I listen to that show too.
At this rate I could be a honourary British citizen
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 01 Jan 2011, 15:10
by shinji
Anything which happens, happens.
Anything that, in happening, causes something else to happen, causes something else to happen.
Anything that, in happening, causes itself to happen again, happens again.
Finally, anything that, in happening, causes HWNSNBM to happen, emphatically does not happen.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 02 Jan 2011, 15:43
by JeanDenisAlcatraz
HWNSNBM was slated to play the lead character in 'The Expendables', but he couldn't do it so they had to get Arnie, Sly Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Randy Couture, Steve Austin, Terry Crews, Mickey Rourke and Bruce Willis to replace him.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 03 Jan 2011, 23:53
by Phoenix
HWNSNBM sucks*.
*A papaya, of course.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 04 Jan 2011, 04:43
by JohnMLTX
shinji wrote:
Finally, anything that, in happening, causes HWNSNBM to happen, emphatically does not happen.
What about his conception?
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 07 Jan 2011, 16:33
by PLAYLIFE
Met 'The Bolt' at the 2010 Australian GP, he was running the 2 seater Minardi. He thought he was all that, with a hot chick hanging off his arm. Spoke to one of the engineers as well who said the guy was a nutjob, everytime he left the factory in the UK he'd light up the tyres of his roadcar and fly through the gate sideways missing the gate doors by inches
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 07 Jan 2011, 17:39
by shinji
PLAYLIFE wrote:Met 'The Bolt' at the 2010 Australian GP, he was running the 2 seater Minardi. He thought he was all that, with a hot chick hanging off his arm. Spoke to one of the engineers as well who said the guy was a nutjob, everytime he left the factory in the UK he'd light up the tyres of his roadcar and fly through the gate sideways missing the gate doors by inches
MY INNOCENCE!
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 20 Apr 2011, 21:10
by FullMetalJack
HWNSNBM bangs 7 kilogram rocks, that's how he rolls.
HWNSNBM is Tri-Winning.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 20 Apr 2011, 21:38
by ADx_Wales
HWNSNBM killed GLaDOS without using any portals, and ate the cake.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 20 Apr 2011, 21:53
by ibsey
In GTA 4 - when the cops are chasing you & its on 6 stars...that's when they finally set HWNSNBM on you.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 20 Apr 2011, 22:12
by ADx_Wales
HWNSNBM didnt need a massive amount of technology and lie on a hypnotised state to regress to a time when one of his decenants was an assasin during the time of the crusades in the middle east...
...He was actually there at the time doing such deeds.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 20 Apr 2011, 22:21
by ibsey
HWNSNBM taught Frankie Boyle how to be funny
HWNSNBM is really the Fonejacker
&
HWNSNBM can make girls pregrant, with twins, just by looking at them.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 21 Apr 2011, 05:42
by ibsey
HWNSNBM also taught Jordan (aka Katie Price) how to be a slag
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 21 Apr 2011, 12:52
by Salamander
ibsey wrote:In GTA 4 - when the cops are chasing you & its on 6 stars...that's when they finally set HWNSNBM on you.
No, that's on 7 stars.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 21 Apr 2011, 22:08
by Phoenix
ibsey wrote:In GTA 4 - when the cops are chasing you & its on 6 stars...that's when they finally set HWNSNBM on you.
HWNSNBM is what prevents Niko Bellic from falling to the ground when he's shot, his pants completely pissed.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 21 Apr 2011, 22:10
by ADx_Wales
HWNSNBM isnt fluent in all the languages of the world, every word he speaks is undestood by everyone.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 21 Apr 2011, 22:55
by dinizintheoven
And on a related note, HWNSNBM's hovercraft really is full of eels. And he can still race it, and win, every time.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 21 Apr 2011, 23:11
by shinji
dinizintheoven wrote:And on a related note, HWNSNBM's hovercraft really is full of eels. And he can still race it, and win, every time.
Bouncy bouncy.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 22 Apr 2011, 01:28
by GroupLotusRenault
HWNSNBM knows all about F1's future and who will be the next F1 reject.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 22 Apr 2011, 03:59
by TomWazzleshaw
GroupLotusRenault wrote:HWNSNBM knows all about F1's future and who will be the next F1 reject.
Maldonado?
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 22 Apr 2011, 05:32
by ibsey
shinji wrote:dinizintheoven wrote:And on a related note, HWNSNBM's hovercraft really is full of eels. And he can still race it, and win, every time.
Bouncy bouncy.
If HWNSNBM says that phase in front of a tobaccoist, the tobaccoist will give him...tobacco.
Also HWNSNBM doesn't give a monkey's about the Will & Kate's Royal wedding.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 22 Apr 2011, 05:35
by ibsey
BlindCaveSalamander wrote:ibsey wrote:In GTA 4 - when the cops are chasing you & its on 6 stars...that's when they finally set HWNSNBM on you.
No, that's on 7 stars.
...& he hunt's you down in his 2003 Jordan.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 22 Apr 2011, 07:14
by GroupLotusRenault
Wizzie wrote:GroupLotusRenault wrote:HWNSNBM knows all about F1's future and who will be the next F1 reject.
Maldonado?
HRT?
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 22 Apr 2011, 08:54
by shinji
ibsey wrote:Also HWNSNBM doesn't give a monkey's about the Will & Kate's Royal wedding.
Don't mention that here. I thought I was safe.
"I'm going to watch it like I watch Coronation Street or Eastenders" - my mum
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 22 Apr 2011, 18:52
by tommykl
ibsey wrote:Also HWNSNBM doesn't give a monkey's about the Will & Kate's Royal wedding.
That's not exceptional, really. I don't care about it either.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 22 Apr 2011, 21:31
by ADx_Wales
I dont want to care either, but we're heading into completely changing the topic...
HWNSNBM can play all four left 4 dead charachters at the same time....and get to the end of the game without dying once.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 22 Apr 2011, 23:35
by ibsey
HWNSNBM was the reason why M Schumi broke down in tears after the 2000 Italian GP. Schumi finally realised, that no matter how successful he was, he could never equal the legend that is HWNSNBM.
Murray Walker used to commentate in a slow manner, with a deep, throaty & dull voice....until he saw HWNSNBM.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 22 Apr 2011, 23:49
by ibsey
HWNSNBM gave Marcel Wallace's wife a foot massage & got away with it.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 23 Apr 2011, 09:37
by ibsey
HWNSNBM mentioned the war...but he think's he got away with it.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 23 Apr 2011, 14:09
by ADx_Wales
Nobody expects HWNSNBM
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 25 Apr 2011, 04:07
by GroupLotusRenault
HWNSNBM is Prince Williams best man for the wedding.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 25 Apr 2011, 05:49
by ibsey
HWNSNBM can order a "le big mac" or a "royale with cheese" in the US
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 25 Apr 2011, 06:02
by tommykl
ibsey wrote:HWNSNBM can order a "le big mac" or a "royale with cheese" in the US
Not even in the US. He can order Chicken McNuggets from a boat in the Pacific Ocean. To hell with phone service.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 25 Apr 2011, 12:44
by FullMetalJack
GroupLotusRenault wrote:Luca Badoer is HWNSNBM's best man for the wedding.
Fixed
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 25 Apr 2011, 23:48
by JeanDenisAlcatraz
Eddie Jordan can't attend the Chinese GP because HWNSNBM photoshopped his face onto that bloke with the bags at Tiananmen Square and posted it to Hu Jintao.