Grand Prix Rejects

The Fox wrote:Mr Faisal is to be reminded that if he does not become more competitive anytime soon then he should face the sack. Should he rebound, however, then he will be retained for the time being.

Kay Lon wrote:Fredo is a sneaky little twat, isn't he? Letting me do all the hard work in PQ before going on to earn all the glory in qualifying proper. Just kidding, of course. I ran into a bit of traffic at the start of my decisive lap in the second session, one of the Jones cars, not sure which, got a bit in my way. Since most of my lap time depends on the first sector there was no hope of getting a proper laptime after that incident. Well, that's motorsport, no use in crying over it: we got both cars on the grid and let's see whether being the Best In The World™ is good enough to get something done on race day.

Kollin Holles wrote:Good job from everyone today. We redoubled our efforts after we failed to qualify at Bathurst and our hard work has paid off.

Rhys Davies wrote:I love Imola! Except for once I'm actually doing a good job

eurobrun wrote:Again? What the serious bathplug

Damon Cannon would have to be the unluckiest person in F1RWRS

Wizzie wrote:

eurobrun wrote:Again? What the serious bathplug

Damon Cannon would have to be the unluckiest person in F1RWRS

It's your fault for replacing O'Lauchlan with a paydriver that's even slower

eurobrun wrote:

Wizzie wrote:

eurobrun wrote:Again? What the serious bathplug

Damon Cannon would have to be the unluckiest person in F1RWRS

It's your fault for replacing O'Lauchlan with a paydriver that's even slower

He was always better than this before this year. I will probably give O'Lauchlan another chance in round 4 too see if he is as terrible as he was before. And failing that I have another couple of plans to try and get some people who are not pay drivers

Shizuka wrote:From the next race on: Van Dycke out, Simon in

Gary Cameron wrote:It's a relief to be back on the grid, especially after one of the most competitive pre-qualifying sessions there's probably ever been in terms of the relative performance of the teams. Fredo did an absolutely fantastic job on Saturday and hopefully he'll be able to turn it into a strong result. Kay lost a lot of time relative to his pre-qualifying performance, so that's something we'll have to look at. The important thing for him on Sunday will be to try and get to the end of the race, which would help us a lot as we're still trying to understand the car better.

Phoenix McAllister wrote:I am pretty satisfied with the performance of the team in prequalifying and qualifying. The MRTs, it seems, are in a league of its own, so unless one, or both, retire, maybe 3rd place is the best we can achieve, but both The Stig and Pippa are instructed to push for the win.

I don't know how did McFry manage to qualify so high, even more so since Douglas was only 19th, but I guess we have the pace to leave him behind in the race. And one last thing: Vantini, please don't crash into Pippa at the start, pretty please?

Wizzie wrote:

Shizuka wrote:From the next race on: Van Dycke out, Simon in

In which case, Revolution will be given whatever credits they get from Simon finishing third in last year's F2RWRS championship whenever the hell the overlord feels like it on the basis that she runs at least 8 races this year.

Wizzie wrote:

eurobrun wrote:Again? What the serious bathplug

Damon Cannon would have to be the unluckiest person in F1RWRS

It's your fault for replacing O'Lauchlan with a paydriver that's even slower

Aerond wrote:

Wizzie wrote:

eurobrun wrote:Again? What the serious bathplug

Damon Cannon would have to be the unluckiest person in F1RWRS

It's your fault for replacing O'Lauchlan with a paydriver that's even slower

Groves is not a pay driver!

eurobrun wrote:Why didn't someone tell me this when I hired him

Phoenix wrote:Wizzie, you always seem to know about everything that happens in the FRWRS world. Perhaps you should consider founding a publication whose acronym forms a word referring to fecal matter

eurobrun wrote:Why didn't someone tell me this when I hired him

Sammy Jones wrote:I think we could have had a better session than we did if I'm honest, but it's still a solid performance, and I'm expecting both myself and Rosco to run well tomorrow and score more points. That rubbish from Lon about one of our cars blocking his lap really is utter rubbish, both our cars were in the pits at the time he was farting about doing a disservice to the Prospec name. And McAllister, I'm watching you son, if either of your cars come near me tomorrow there'll be hell to pay!!

Klon wrote:Yeah, except no, Sammy. It is pretty obvious from the pictures what happened, so don't try to deny it. It's not like I am upset about it, so there's no need to get defensive either. Also, "doing a disservice" to the Prospec name? Yeah, you sure told me, it's not like Prospec would have DNPQed with either you or that fat Italian b**** you have in your team driving ... wait, that is what would have happened, so calm the hell down. Seems like your recent encounters with Morii and McAllister have clouded your sanity, I can't blame you for that given what kind of idiots these guys are, but don't take it out on me.

Phoenix McAllister wrote:Ho ho hoooo! Look at the silly German baby throwing the toys out of the pram! He can't win a petty insult contest between him and Sammy Jones, so he resorts to attack me and Barii Mori. What a badass indeed. Keep it that way, that's one less rival my team has to worry about because your ego is so big you resort to drive for a minnow team because you think you can turn things overnight all by yourself... Oh, wait, that's mostly what I've done with my own team but never mind. No car blocked your silly qualifying lap in which your car was all over the place and looking like it was all you could do to keep the car on the road to try and qualify while Fredo Mestolio planted the identical car on the midfield. Best In The World, yes, at making a fool of yourself. Congratulations. I'll give you a bag of candy when the race ends.

Poppy Whitechapel wrote:Well I Jacques'd that up, didn't I?

K. Lon wrote:Ohohohoho, look who's getting a big head because for once in his life-time his team ain't absolutely worthless. Oh, wait, it still is: just tell me how many points you have, my dear. No, let me do that: Null! Null! NULL! As far as my team-building skills go I just refer to the case of Sunshine: let's just say the fact that the team's points total nearly sixtupled during my stay and that they have dropped off again since I have gone to Prospec is not a conincidence. Especially you really should be keeping quiet since you and your bunch of maggots saw what I did in prequalifying. Surely such a great team such as yours should have beaten me by more than a mere second. Also, I haven't had an "insult contest" with Sammy, I just told him to get himself together which I wouldn't have to do if you weren't such a pest. Speaking of those, you simple-minded tapeworm wouldn't even win an insult contest if someone would shove a Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary up your arse, so just know your role and be quiet.

Phoenix McAllister wrote:Mr. Lon, let's not get into detail about your time at Sunshine and how Shinobu Katayama completely thrashed you. And if we only beat you by what you call "a mere second" in a sport where every tenth counts, it was because we really needn't push to our limits. What was the point of humiliating others in PQ anyway? And it's not like Jones needed you that much since you left. And, matter of fact, Prospec is exactly the same as last year even though you're there. And we have no points because we need to sort out the reliability, that's not a secret, but we would have as much as around 10 points if we had no mechanical failures.

Daniel Melrose, munching on a waffle he magically sourced from somewhere wrote:Well, pre-qualifying didn't exactly go to plan but I'm not too fussed about it to be honest. Seeing both the MRTs on the front row is a great sight and if we can convert this to a huge result tomorrow, we'll be in a very strong position as far as the championships are concerned. These waffles are damn good by the way. In fact, I might head over and get another one.

Chris Dagnall said:

I'm obviously not very satisfied with how things went today, we must improve in Qualifying and that's obvious. Now, I'm not too worried either as Mark is a better racer than qualifier and starting from there he can reallistically aim for a podium tomorrow. Let's hope the car holds together and we can take a good bunch of points tomorrow.

Aerond wrote:Anyone up for the predicament predictions thread then?

eurobrun wrote:

Aerond wrote:Anyone up for the predicament predictions thread then?

Yes, I definitely am interested

Aerond wrote:

eurobrun wrote:

Aerond wrote:Anyone up for the predicament predictions thread then?

Yes, I definitely am interested

If you take care of it that would be great
Go on and start the thread!

eurobrun wrote:To be honest I don't really have time at the moment

DanielPT wrote:

Aerond wrote:

eurobrun wrote:
Yes, I definitely am interested

If you take care of it that would be great
Go on and start the thread!

eurobrun wrote:To be honest I don't really have time at the moment

eurobrun wrote:
I meant that I don't really have time to start the thread and make a template in time for Imola, I can run it in time for round 4 though.

Aerond wrote:I don't include IIDOTR or DBTMOTR because I don't think is that measurable now.

Wizzie wrote:

Aerond wrote:I don't include IIDOTR or DBTMOTR because I don't think is that measurable now.

Isn't DOTR and IIDOTR basically one of the same?

Wizzie wrote:

Aerond wrote:I don't include IIDOTR or DBTMOTR because I don't think is that measurable now.

Isn't DOTR and IIDOTR basically one of the same?

Autosport wrote:Shinobu Katayama seen at Revolution Garage
With her suspension to be complete after the San Marino GP, rumours are abound to where double race winner and only other driver to get a hat trick in F1RWRS, Shinobu Katayama will go. Strong rumours are that she has appologised and will be back in the Sunshine car, another rumour is that she has signed for Revolution and will race for them, with even another rumour being that she has signed for Tropico. However Sunshine, Tropico and Revolution has been quiet on this front.

Barii Mori wrote:I missed an apex on the last corner and could not improve, but Nicolas Steele is showing we are best of the rest by plonking the car behind the MRTs, a good start and a slice of luck should see him bang in a podium. I a hopefully for some good points.

Saeed Al Faisal wrote:With respect Mr Fox, I was just over 4 tenths off my team mate, this was closer then the driover from say Kamaha, Jones, Foxdale or even DGN managed... The engineers could not set the car up and we both struggled.

Rosco Vantini wrote:I am 'appy with my qualifying performance, I hope that silly troia does not crash into me so I get a podium again.

Prince Falik wrote:What am I seeing? I was looking near the front but the Arrowtech drivers seem so slow that a hearse managed to overtake them. The Fox is itching to fire someone and I will give him my full support if you drivers drive the car like it was a brick. Yes, yes, yes.