Grand Prix Rejects

HWNSNBM found Bin Laden 9 years ago. They just didn't ask.

shinji wrote:HWNSNBM found Bin Laden 9 years ago. They just didn't ask.

I knew someone would mention him somewhere on the forum.

redbulljack14 wrote:

shinji wrote:HWNSNBM found Bin Laden 9 years ago. They just didn't ask.

I knew someone would mention him somewhere on the forum.

It had to be. F1 cannot be a bubble disconnected from the rest of the world, right?

redbulljack14 wrote:

shinji wrote:HWNSNBM found Bin Laden 9 years ago. They just didn't ask.

I knew someone would mention him somewhere on the forum.

So did I. I just thought I should be the one to get it out of the way.

Wizzie wrote:HWNSNBM could drive an anvil faster around the Hungaroring than Michael Schumacher did in the souped-up Benetton B194

Fixed.

In a closed System,
All things tend towards HWNSNBM.

HWNSNBM can travel between galaxies only using a Minardi PS04B and the power of his mind.

HWNSNBM can rip holes in the fabric of space and time with his little finger

one of HWNSNBM farts caused the time war.....

HWNSNBM is 42.

When HWNSNBM passes wind in an F1 car it gives his car a more powerful performance boost that KERS & DRS combined. That's why he puts plenty of Tabasco sauce in his Goulash the night before a race.

Also whenever it appeared that his engine was blown.... it was in fact a sign of him overdoing the Tabasco sauce to much. The smoke & fire was just the Tabasco passing through his system.

HWNSNBM says "for sure" more than anyone else in F1

Bruse Willis sets his watch to HWNSNBMT

You know, I know this legend...
As we all know, in F1Rejects holy book, Life, we learnt that HWNSNBM created god, but the legend says that once, many many years before the creation, someone created HWNSNBM. This person was even greater than HWNSNBM, a man who is the only person to know HWNSNBMs secret. He knows that HWNSNBM hasn´t got a base deep under the Hungaroring, hasn´t created the Stig, and his real name, which is of course .....

A massive flood of papayas fill the entire earth, drowning everyone to death. It takes 40 days and nights, and then HWNSNBM gets bored,when he can smash a papaya on to someone. He decides to create Earth again... But this time he´ll not let people to live more easy...

sometimes it's hard to be HWNSNBM, giving all your love to all those rejects, but if you love them, you forgive them, after all, they're just rejects

If you think the royal wedding was opulent, you should have seen HWNSNBM's.

JeanDenisAlcatraz wrote:If you think the royal wedding was opulent, you should have seen HWNSNBM's.

Who did he marry?

Vepe wrote:You know, I know this legend...
As we all know, in F1Rejects holy book, Life, we learnt that HWNSNBM created god, but the legend says that once, many many years before the creation, someone created HWNSNBM. This person was even greater than HWNSNBM, a man who is the only person to know HWNSNBMs secret. He knows that HWNSNBM hasn´t got a base deep under the Hungaroring, hasn´t created the Stig, and his real name, which is of course .....

That must be Bernie Ecclestone. There's no other way to explain why HWNSNBM isn't still racing in F1.

dr-baker wrote:

JeanDenisAlcatraz wrote:If you think the royal wedding was opulent, you should have seen HWNSNBM's.

Who did he marry?

Himself, who else?

This wrote:

dr-baker wrote:

JeanDenisAlcatraz wrote:If you think the royal wedding was opulent, you should have seen HWNSNBM's.

Who did he marry?

Himself, who else?

SWNSNBM (She Whose Name Shall Not Be Mentioned)?

Ferrim wrote:

Vepe wrote:You know, I know this legend...
As we all know, in F1Rejects holy book, Life, we learnt that HWNSNBM created god, but the legend says that once, many many years before the creation, someone created HWNSNBM. This person was even greater than HWNSNBM, a man who is the only person to know HWNSNBMs secret. He knows that HWNSNBM hasn´t got a base deep under the Hungaroring, hasn´t created the Stig, and his real name, which is of course .....

That must be Bernie Ecclestone. There's no other way to explain why HWNSNBM isn't still racing in F1.

Be careful If HWNSNBM finds out, we won´t be able to save you from... you know... papayas

dr-baker wrote:

This wrote:

dr-baker wrote:Who did he marry?

Himself, who else?

SWNSNBM (She Whose Name Shall Not Be Mentioned)?

Bride of HWNSNBM. Like Bride of Frankenstein, but more godly.

HWNSNBM shot the sheriff, and the deputy, and got away with it scot-free.

HWNSNBM sings in the shower "NAKANO SHINJI GOES OUTTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" with such an acute voice only his ears can hear it.

Phoenix wrote:HWNSNBM sings in the shower "NAKANO SHINJI GOES OUTTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" with such an acute voice only his ears can hear it.

Not even dogs?!

dr-baker wrote:

Phoenix wrote:HWNSNBM sings in the shower "NAKANO SHINJI GOES OUTTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" with such an acute voice only his ears can hear it.

Not even dogs?!

Especially not dogs.

HWNSNBM wrote "I am remarkably excited", the sequel to "I am slightly bored" by Nick Heidfeld.

HWNSNBM can repeat what Martin Brundle said at the last TV Broadcast backwards.

Aerond wrote:HWNSNBM can repeat what Martin Brundle said at the last TV Broadcast backwards.

HWNSNBM can repeat any TV broadcast backwards at will without having initially watched it.

dr-baker wrote:HWNSNBM can repeat anything backwards at will without having initially heard or read it.

Fixed.

yes, HWNSNBM can!

HWNSNBM doesn't even wipe his own bottom...No he has other people to do that for him.

ibsey wrote:HWNSNBM doesn't even wipe his own bottom...No he has other people to do that for him.

Other people with tiny brains, no less. HWNSNBM played the French knight in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, despite not even being born when it was filmed.

dinizintheoven wrote:

ibsey wrote:HWNSNBM doesn't even wipe his own bottom...No he has other people to do that for him.

Other people with tiny brains, no less. HWNSNBM played the French knight in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, despite not even being born when it was filmed.

This is because HWNSNBM can actually be here before being born.

HWNSNBM hates The Good Life.

Also:

HWNSNBM is the real heir to Reynholm Industries and only he remembers the fact they bought and sold ITV and why.
HWNSNBM gave Richmond Scurvy.
Typing HWNSNBM into google will break the internet.

I'll get this one out of the way...

HWNSNBM killed Osama Bin Laden a long time ago, so he knows Obama is lying. Indeed, HWNSNBM killed Bin Laden 14 years before the 11-S and knows who brought the Twin Towers down.

Wizzie wrote:HWNSNBM hates The Good Life.

Because it reflects his home life - all his food has to home grown to meet his exacting standards.

HWNSNBM can win the Lemans 24 hour race in just 23 hours & without having to be at the circuit.

ibsey wrote:HWNSNBM can win the Lemans 24 hour race in just 2.3 minutes & without having to be at the circuit.

Fixed.

There are two types of people in this world. Those who search for the meaning of life and those who met HWNSNBM.