Grand Prix Rejects

dr-baker wrote:

ibsey wrote:HWNSNBM can win the Lemans 24 hour race in just 23 seconds & without having to be at the circuit.

Fixed.

Vepe wrote:

dr-baker wrote:

ibsey wrote:HWNSNBM can win the Lemans 24 hour race in just 23 seconds from the Hungaroring.

Fixed.

Fixed. Again.

HWNSNBM can win the Lemans 24 hour race in just 23 seconds from the Hungaroring, on an unicycle

ADx_Wales wrote:

HWNSNBM can win the Lemans 24 hour race in just 23 seconds from the Hungaroring, on an unicycle, blindfolded, using just one leg.

And again.

dr-baker wrote:

ADx_Wales wrote:

HWNSNBM can win the Lemans 24 hour race in just 23 seconds from the Hungaroring, on an unicycle, blindfolded, using just one leg, whilst playing the Hungarian national anthem on both a guitar & a flute simultaneously.

And again.

Fixed yet again.

dr-baker wrote:

ADx_Wales wrote:

HWNSNBM can win the Lemans 24 hour race in just 23 seconds from the Hungaroring, on an unicycle, blindfolded, using just one leg, whilst playing the Hungarian national anthem on both a guitar & a flute simultaneously with his hands behind his back.

And again.

Fixed yet again.

ADx_Wales wrote:This may be the most highly modded HWNSNBM fact, hope everyone is having a massive giggle in the process, deep joy .

ADx_Wales wrote:HWNSNBM Started a bar room brawl, he was at home when it happened.

Wizzie wrote:

ADx_Wales wrote:HWNSNBM Started a bar room brawl, he was at home when it happened.

Incidentally it was the same brawl which Sutil got into trouble for.

JeremyMcClean wrote:If this idea has been done before in the past, I apologize in advance

There was a movie planned with the title "HWNSNBM versus Godzilla, The Terminator and The Stig," but that was cancelled as producers knew people wouldn't pay $10 (CDN) for a movie that lasted nine seconds.

ADx_Wales wrote:E = MCsquared

HWNSNBM = E to the power of Gianmaria Bruni

HWNSNBM has won the Le Mans 24 hour race 666 times in just less than a second from the Hungaroring, on an unicycle, blindfolded, using just one leg, whilst playing the Hungarian national anthem on both a guitar & a flute simultaneously with his hands behind his back and taking Gianmaria Bruni for a ride while sending Colin Kolles home and advising Rupert Murdoch on one phone not to buy the commercial rights of F1 or else being pelted with papayas while on the other phone he engages on a moaning contest with Nigel Mansell and Luca di Montezemolo.

Phoenix wrote:

HWNSNBM has won the Le Mans 24 hour race 666 times in just less than a second from the Hungaroring, on an unicycle, blindfolded, using just one leg, whilst playing the Hungarian national anthem on both a guitar & a flute simultaneously with his hands behind his back and taking Gianmaria Bruni for a ride while sending Colin Kolles home and advising Rupert Murdoch on one phone not to buy the commercial rights of F1 or else being pelted with papayas while on the other phone he engages on a moaning contest with Nigel Mansell and Luca di Montezemolo.

There you go.

ADx_Wales wrote:

Phoenix wrote:

HWNSNBM has won the Le Mans 24 hour race 666 times in just less than a second from the Hungaroring, on an unicycle, blindfolded, using just one leg, whilst playing the Hungarian national anthem on both a guitar & a flute simultaneously with his hands behind his back and taking Gianmaria Bruni for a ride while sending Colin Kolles home and advising Rupert Murdoch on one phone not to buy the commercial rights of F1 or else being pelted with papayas while on the other phone he engages on a moaning contest with Nigel Mansell and Luca di Montezemolo while drunk.

There you go.

HWNSNBM would find something to imrove that fact.

HWNSNBM has won the Le Mans 24 hour race 666 times in just less than a second from the Hungaroring, on an unicycle, blindfolded, using just one prosthetic leg, whilst playing the Hungarian national anthem on both a guitar and a flute simultaneously with his hands behind his back and taking Gianmaria Bruni and Paul Stoddart for a ride while sending Colin Kolles home and advising Rupert Murdoch on one phone not to buy the commercial rights of F1 or else being pelted with papayas while on the other phone he engages on a moaning contest with Nigel Mansell and Luca di Montezemolo while drunk, building a Dacia Sandero from scratch with Uno cards.

Phoenix wrote:

HWNSNBM has won the Le Mans 24 hour race 666 times in just less than a second from the Hungaroring, on an unicycle, blindfolded, using just one prosthetic leg, whilst playing the Hungarian national anthem on both a guitar and a flute simultaneously with his hands behind his back and taking Gianmaria Bruni and Paul Stoddart for a ride while sending Colin Kolles home and advising Rupert Murdoch on one phone not to buy the commercial rights of F1 or else being pelted with papayas while on the other phone he engages on a moaning contest with Nigel Mansell and Luca di Montezemolo while drunk, building a Dacia Sandero from scratch with Uno cards.

Because we all humans have the quality of improving.

whatisdeletrazdoing wrote:He sleeps with a pillow under his ICBM.

Phoenix wrote:

whatisdeletrazdoing wrote:He sleeps with a pillow under his ICBM.

I love fixing others' facts.

dr-baker wrote:

Phoenix wrote:

whatisdeletrazdoing wrote:He sleeps with a pillow under his ICBM.

I love fixing others' facts.

What's an ICBM???

Vepe wrote:

dr-baker wrote:

whatisdeletrazdoing wrote:He sleeps with a pillow under his ICBM.

What's an ICBM???

Well, it´s Intercontinental Bruni Missile of course

dr-baker wrote:

Phoenix wrote:

whatisdeletrazdoing wrote:He sleeps with a pillow under his ICBM.

I love fixing others' facts.

What's an ICBM???

ADx_Wales wrote:It is a little known fact that HWNSNBM's face can stretch for over 100 yards without damaging the muscle tissue.

Phoenix wrote:

dr-baker wrote:What's an ICBM???

This is an ICBM:

thehemogoblin, a year and a half ago wrote:You know how Mt. St. Helens erupted? HWNSNBM had Taco Bell!