Captain Hammer wrote:Salamander wrote:He isn't. Eric Bouiller has said it's very likely that he'll stay to mop up GP2 next year.
Not according to Ron Dennis (by way of Martin Brundle).
Well, I wonder why Boullier's said that then.
Captain Hammer wrote:Salamander wrote:He isn't. Eric Bouiller has said it's very likely that he'll stay to mop up GP2 next year.
Not according to Ron Dennis (by way of Martin Brundle).
Sebastian Vettel wrote:If I was good at losing, I wouldn't be in Formula 1
mario wrote:I'm wondering what the hell has been going on in this thread [...] it's turned into a bizarre detour into mythical flying horses and the sort of search engine results that CoopsII is going to have a very hard time explaining ...
Captain Hammer wrote:Because he has been asked a leading question by a source with a reputation for doing just that?
Sebastian Vettel wrote:If I was good at losing, I wouldn't be in Formula 1
mario wrote:I'm wondering what the hell has been going on in this thread [...] it's turned into a bizarre detour into mythical flying horses and the sort of search engine results that CoopsII is going to have a very hard time explaining ...
Captain Hammer wrote:I think that Magnussen/Vandoorne is the direction that they ultimately want to go in. If Alonso is being difficult, they might push that idea forward.
Leyton House wrote:Sauber - found out painting your car like an HRT will make it go like one.
Fetzie on Ferrari wrote:How does a driver hurtling around a race track while they're sous-viding in their overalls have a better understanding of the race than a team of strategy engineers in an air-conditioned room?l
deletraz wrote:How much does Jenson have to do to get that 2015 seat?? Surely even Ron Dennis must realise that Button has to be the better bet - more than 2x Magnussen's points - he is certainly not a driver on the decline as it appears to me. Do you all agree??
Ataxia wrote:We're half-way through the season, so I thought I'd dust off the the crystal ball and have a look at next year's potential lineups. Unfortunately, said crystal ball is actually from Poundland, and is currently sitting on a certain YouTuber's brown sofa. Therefore, this is what I'd like to see, in a realistic vein of course.
Mercedes
Nico Rosberg
Lewis Hamilton
It's not going to change, is it? No matter how much Hamilton makes ambiguous accusations about Rosberg's nationality/desire/gender/background/sexuality, the relationship seems to work alright.
Ataxia wrote:Red Bull Racing - Renault
Daniel Ricciardo
Sebastian Vettel
Both drivers are the apples of Dr. Marko's one eye, and so I don't expect them to change anything. The only thing on the cards is for 2016, where Red Bull may start to develop their own engines from recycled drinks cans.
Ataxia wrote:Williams - Mercedes
Valtteri Bottas
Felipe Nasr
Massa's been pretty good in qualifying, but a complete liability in the races. The "other" Felipe, on the other hand, has been consistent in GP2 and has really begun to show some good racecraft. I'd love to see Frank give Felipe One the heave-ho, who'd even blame his dog for poor performances, and try Felipe Two who's younger and hungrier.
Ataxia wrote:Ferrari
Fernando Alonso
Jules Bianchi
Fernando's probably sick of 4th place, but with no other opportunities then he might have to cope with Ferrari for a little longer. Why Stefano Domenicali signed Raikkonen on anything longer than a one-year deal is a mystery, but the Finn has been more anonymous than long-suffering Everton right-back Tony Hibbert. Let's be honest, Bianchi's probably ready for the Scuderia now.
Ataxia wrote:Force India - Mercedes
Nico Hulkenberg
Sergio Perez
Hulkenberg's metronomic pace has helped Force India immensely, and his points have been supplemented by Perez whenever the Mexican feels like it. Although many people think Hulkenberg would be a good fit for McLaren or Ferrari, I'm pretty sure he's on a multi-year deal. It's the best line-up the team has had in years, so I see it staying the same.
Ataxia wrote:McLaren - Honda
Romain Grosjean
Kevin Magnussen
If you look at Button's manner in interviews, he looks like a man who's lost the love of the sport. If he's smart, he'll quit whilst he's still ahead of Magnussen. If not, you'd expect the Dane to beat him in 2015. One of the largest rumours of 2014 is that Grosjean will join McLaren, and I would be more than happy for this to happen. Please, Eric.
Ataxia wrote:Toro Rosso - Renault
Daniil Kvyat
Carlos Sainz Jr.
Kvyat's been phenomenal, so he's a given. Sainz Jr's also running away with the FR3.5 title, so yeah.
Ataxia wrote:Lotus - Mercedes
Pastor Maldonado
Jean-Eric Vergne
Maldonado's signed for 2015, so we assume Lotus have still got a hand in PDVSA's pocket. Lotus were in talks with Vergne in 2013, and he'd keep Total sweet. As long as he can shake off that dreadful bad luck, he'd be a capable replacement for Grosjean.
Ataxia wrote:Marussia - Ferrari
Stoffel Vandoorne
Johnny Cecotto Jr.
I don't think Max Chilton will hang around for much longer. McLaren would definitely like to try and cut a deal to place Vandoorne in a Marussia, and if the price is right they might accept. As for Cecotto, he's upped his game significantly, and so he might be able to tempt John Booth with a little bit of money.
Ataxia wrote:Sauber - Ferrari
Giedo van der Garde
Simona de Silvestro
Put it this way; if Monisha Kaltenborn has the balls (pardon the pun) to turf out both the current incumbents and put #VanDerGod and De Silvestro in the cars, they'd have gone from the dullest lineup to the most interesting. Giedo has MacGregor money and showed some talent at Caterham, whilst Simona has shown pace in IndyCar and is going through an F1 training program with the Swiss team.
Ataxia wrote:Caterham - Renault
Jolyon Palmer
Robin Frijns
Albers might see fit to put his countryman in the Caterham, although his lack of backing throws up some issues. Palmer might sort that out though, and the Brit's been on prime form in GP2. The team's not tied to the GP2 team any more, so don't expect anyone like Haryanto in the car...although they'd probably have been smart enough not to in the first place.
Ataxia wrote:Forza Rossa - Renault
$$$
$$$
Although Kolles still intends on bringing Forza Rossa to the F1 grid, his teams are naturally streamlined and income is usually expected from drivers. So, the seats are going to go to the highest bidders. Don't rule out a Sakon Yamamoto return, or anyone else who's made a career from the "rosebud" cheat.
Mitch Hedberg wrote:I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Man, you really like Tide...
Simtek wrote:Hamilton has just given tradition the finger: http://www.f1fanatic.co.uk/2014/11/25/h ... -car-2015/
This was bound to happen anyway with the new numbering rules.
Simtek wrote:Hamilton has just given tradition the finger: http://www.f1fanatic.co.uk/2014/11/25/h ... -car-2015/
This was bound to happen anyway with the new numbering rules.
watka wrote:I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
MCard LOLAdinizintheoven wrote:GOOD CHRISTIANS do not go to jail. EVERYONE ON FORMULA ONE REJECTS should be in jail.
CoopsII wrote:Back on Rosberg; I think unless he blitzes the start of 2015 I expect his head to go down and Hamilton will then stroll to the title (other teams notwithstanding). When he looks in the mirror he must know he was only ever in with a shot not from his own ability but from Hamiltons misfortune and some ill-judged tactics at Spa.
Dj_bereta wrote:Rumors around here saying Ferrari want Bottas to replace Kimi in 2016 season. Not only this, but the return of Brawn (according with Brundle, denied by Ross) and Costa (I don't believe Mercedes is going to let him go).
http://www.worldcarfans.com/11411238481 ... th-ferrari
This could be interesting. This will open a seat at Williams, a desirable seat if the team keep the 2014 form.
Rob Dylan wrote:Mercedes paying homage to the other W12 chassis by breaking down 30 minutes in
UgncreativeUsergname wrote:Dj_bereta wrote:Rumors around here saying Ferrari want Bottas to replace Kimi in 2016 season. Not only this, but the return of Brawn (according with Brundle, denied by Ross) and Costa (I don't believe Mercedes is going to let him go).
http://www.worldcarfans.com/11411238481 ... th-ferrari
This could be interesting. This will open a seat at Williams, a desirable seat if the team keep the 2014 form.
If Williams do keep their 2014 form why would Bottas even want to go to Ferrari?
Leyton House wrote:Sauber - found out painting your car like an HRT will make it go like one.
CoopsII wrote:Simtek wrote:Hamilton has just given tradition the finger: http://www.f1fanatic.co.uk/2014/11/25/h ... -car-2015/
This was bound to happen anyway with the new numbering rules.
I'm pleasantly surprised actually, I'd presumed all the champions would grab the number one for the perceived kudos of having it.
Back on Rosberg; I think unless he blitzes the start of 2015 I expect his head to go down and Hamilton will then stroll to the title (other teams notwithstanding). When he looks in the mirror he must know he was only ever in with a shot not from his own ability but from Hamiltons misfortune and some ill-judged tactics at Spa.
Felipe Nasr - the least forgettable F1 driver!Murray Walker at the 1997 Austrian Grand Prix wrote:The other [Stewart] driver, who nobody's been paying attention to, because he's disappointing, is Jan Magnussen.
Mitch Hedberg wrote:I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Man, you really like Tide...
Ataxia wrote:Wasn't sure if it was mentioned anywhere else, but the standing safety-car starts and double points are being scrapped.
Simtek wrote:Ataxia wrote:Wasn't sure if it was mentioned anywhere else, but the standing safety-car starts and double points are being scrapped.
The double points has been mentioned before, but the safety car restarts too? Good to hear! Now to sort out the costs...
Mexicola wrote:shinji wrote:Mexicola wrote: I'd rather listen to a dog lick its balls. Each to their own, I guess.
Does listening to a dog licking its balls get you excited?
That's between me and my internet service provider.
Ataxia wrote:Wasn't sure if it was mentioned anywhere else, but the standing safety-car starts and double points are being scrapped.
Rob Dylan wrote:Vergne's leaving Toro Rosso it's been announced.
http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/116949
mario wrote:I'm wondering what the hell has been going on in this thread [...] it's turned into a bizarre detour into mythical flying horses and the sort of search engine results that CoopsII is going to have a very hard time explaining ...
Yannick wrote:I'm looking forward to the day when there are Stoffel T-shirts available everywhere. I would like to wear one, just for the fun of it, because in my native Bavarian accent, a "stoffel" is a quiet guy with no manners who doesn't reply much when asked. Vandoorne is probably nothing like that, yet in these parts, it could be fun wearing such a shirt.
Yannick wrote:I'm looking forward to the day when there are Stoffel T-shirts available everywhere. I would like to wear one, just for the fun of it, because in my native Bavarian accent, a "stoffel" is a quiet guy with no manners who doesn't reply much when asked. Vandoorne is probably nothing like that, yet in these parts, it could be fun wearing such a shirt.
Dr. Helmut Marko wrote: Finally we have an Australian in the team who can start a race well and challenge Vettel.
This wrote:It's short for Christoffel. *Stating the obvious*
In great Christoffel tradition, it would be cool if he'd ever win the Mexican GP and refuses to admit it's not the Indian GP he won.
mario wrote:I'm wondering what the hell has been going on in this thread [...] it's turned into a bizarre detour into mythical flying horses and the sort of search engine results that CoopsII is going to have a very hard time explaining ...
Cynon wrote:http://wtf1.co.uk/mclaren-honda-abu-dhabi/
Honda with the nicest engine sound of them all....
mario wrote:I'm wondering what the hell has been going on in this thread [...] it's turned into a bizarre detour into mythical flying horses and the sort of search engine results that CoopsII is going to have a very hard time explaining ...
IceG wrote:I was jesting. The video repeats, showing the same car leaving the garage three times...