Rejectful nature of every track to have hosted Formula One
Posted: 07 Nov 2010, 08:52
Here we go, 69 circuits analyzed from a reject point of view. For the most part, just expect a mention of the worst aspect of each track. These are 100 percent up for debate, and I'll take criticism and/or suggestions to make this better.
Adelaide: It's really hard to trash a track that consistently gave some of the most memorable moments in Formula One history, especially because so many people here are Aussies. But I'm probably going to say Mika Hakkinen having to receive an emergency tracheotomy on the side of the racetrack in 1995.
Aida: It's not racing if nobody can pass ... and does the race really happen if nobody is there to see it?
Ain-Diab: The track was way too long and the death of Stuart Lewis-Evans marred the only championship race to take place in Morocco.
Aintree: Liverpool is kind of a dump.
Albert Park: It took the race from Adelaide and it has incurred mounds of debt.
Anderstorp: Having the pits halfway through the lap is just plain strange.
AVUS: It lacks a certain je ne sais quoi, like, right turns, for instance.
Bahrain: One of many new tracks built for the money, not for the racing.
Boavista: Nice view, but racing on cobblestones is really unsafe.
Brands Hatch: Lots of good races, but there were a lot of deaths at the track as well.
Bremgarten: It's not your fault, Bremgarten, but the Swiss ban on motor racing takes the cake here. Losing your race because your country bans the sport is pretty strange (even though I understand the Swiss government's ideology).
Bugatti Circuit: It hosts a 24-hour rollerskating race.
Caesars Palace: It was in a parking lot, and proceeded to make for races exactly as boring as one would think races in a parking lot would be.
Catalunya: There's too much testing there. There's not enough passing there. The races are unfailingly boring there.
Charade: Loose gravel punctured 10 tires and one eye during the 1972 race, and Formula One never returned.
Dallas: The pavement was falling apart. Oppressively hot. The pavement was falling apart. Who schedules a grand prix in Texas in July? The pavement was falling apart.
Detroit street circuit: I'd say too much attrition resulted from the narrow track, but this is F1 Rejects and that is sacrilege. Instead, I'm going to complain that it wasn't Belle Isle.
Dijon-Prenois: The track was too damn short.
Donington Park: The biggest failure didn't actually have to do with the race it hosted; instead, it had to do with tearing up the track without the funding to put it back together in a failed attempt to get the British Grand Prix.
Estoril: Forgot to get its repairs done in time and was usurped by Jerez in 1997 for one of the more memorable incidents in Formula One history.
Fuji: Building NASCAR-style ovals in countries not named "The United States of America" is a bad idea from the outset. But specifically for Formula One, building the racetrack in an area prone to torrential downpours just wasn't smart. Regardless of its layout, Hermann Tilke.
Circuit Gilles Villeneuve: Lots of horrible crashes. Riccardo Paletti, Olivier Panis, Robert Kubica.
Autodromo Hermanos Rodriguez: The elevation just screwed with so many things.
Hockenheimring: It never should have been touched by Hermann Tilke.
Hungaroring: Universally regarded as the most boring track on the circuit.
Imola: 1994.
Indianapolis: As the Indy 500: There was practically no crossover between actual Formula One races and these races considered as championship races. As a road course: The 2005 Michelin farce. (Honorable mention: It runs in the opposite direction of the outer circuit.)
Istanbul: It's not Constantinople. Also, there has been a startling lack of fans at recent races.
Jacarepagua: It got sacrificed for an Olympic training venue.
Jarama: Short, narrow, twisty, boring.
Jerez: In the middle of nowhere, relatively speaking; that sadly took a perfectly good racetrack off the schedule and gave us Catalunya (see above).
Interlagos: (The inspiration of this list.) That constant threat of being mugged.
Korean International Circuit: Lucky the race was so wet that nobody was able to focus on the sheer ridiculousness of the racetrack's construction.
Kyalami: A good racetrack in a country with bad politics. A bad racetrack in a country with better politics.
Long Beach: Hosted the last Champ Car race.
Magny-Cours: The Germans conquered France here, with 10 of 18 races on the track being won by them.
Marina Bay Circuit: Nelson Piquet Jr's little stunt here pollutes the history of this track.
Monsanto Park: The track crossed tram lines. There's a reason it only hosted one grand prix.
Monte Carlo: Nelson Piquet said it best: "It's like riding a bicycle round your living room."
Montjuic: The track was tragically unsafe during its final race, the 1975 Spanish Grand Prix, where four spectators were killed.
Mont-Tremblant: Kind of unsafe with all those bumps.
Monza: You know there's a problem with deaths at the track when there is a Wikipedia page entitled "List of Autodromo Nazionale Monza fatal accidents."
Mosport: It's not that notable.
Nivelles-Baulers: As a reaction to Spa-Francorchamps, it was wide, flat, safe and sterile. Ironically, it eventually lost its race because it was too unsafe to race upon the pavement.
Nurburgring: Nordschleife: Albeit legendary, it was far too unsafe for modern Formula One. Grand prix track: Too mathematical, too calculated, not natural and free-flowing.
Autodromo Oscar Alfredo Galvez: Flat, twisty and boring, in its modern iteration at least.
Osterreichring: One of Hermann Tilke's success stories turned sour when the stands were demolished for no good reason in 2004.
Circuit Paul Ricard: This track has the ignominy of being neutered into a test track with no stands.
Pedralbes: Another track taken off the calendar because of the safety backlash of the Le Mans disaster. Its straightaway was named after Franco.
Pescara: The longest track ever to host a grand prix, and that's not a compliment. The 1957 race there was the first time two races were held in one country in a season, starting an annoying trend that eventually led to the Valencia Street Circuit.
Phoenix street circuit: Three of Formula One's most terrible races happened here, including one that was out-drawn by an ostrich festival. This track scared Formula One out of the United States for more than a decade.
Prince George Circuit: South Africa's first Formula One circuit was too small for the sport.
Reims-Gueux: It was a giant triangle predicated entirely on drafting. It was Daytona, sans banking, in open-wheel cars.
Riverside: It's a shopping mall now. But the race's promoter bit the hand that fed him and pissed off the local media in Los Angeles, and in turn, nobody knew about the race that happened. Nobody came.
Rouen: It had plenty of opportunities, but couldn't ever secure the French Grand Prix over the long term.
Sebring: A giant expanse of super-flat concrete hosting a single race that nobody showed up to.
Sepang: Starting races in the late afternoon has been one of the dumbest logistical decisions of modern Formula One. Torrential downpours ensued.
Shanghai: A drain cover at the track once won Reject of the Race. Enough said.
Silverstone: Nothing says "we love tradition" quite like moving the pit lane after it had been in the same spot for nearly 50 years.
Spa-Francorchamps: If only the neighbors liked the racing as much as motorsports fans do...
Suzuka: It's not a rejectful track in its own right, but a NASCAR pace car driver died during an exhibition race at the track in 1996.
Valencia: It looks like it is in an industrial wasteland, and the races have been a waste of time.
Watkins Glen: America's most legendary road course lost its race because it forgot to pay the teams after the 1980 race.
Yas Marina: One race with both titles determined in 2009 isn't enough to judge this circuit. Let's see what it looks like with all the chips on the table this season.
Zandvoort: Another track killed by budget issues and hindered by bad neighbors.
Zeltweg Airfield: Like a boomerang, but with none of the fun. One farcical race, and that was the end of that. Jack Brabham was classified despite being 29 laps down.
Zolder: Took the life of Gilles Villeneuve and took the Belgian Grand Prix away from Spa-Francorchamps. Talk about unpopular.
Adelaide: It's really hard to trash a track that consistently gave some of the most memorable moments in Formula One history, especially because so many people here are Aussies. But I'm probably going to say Mika Hakkinen having to receive an emergency tracheotomy on the side of the racetrack in 1995.
Aida: It's not racing if nobody can pass ... and does the race really happen if nobody is there to see it?
Ain-Diab: The track was way too long and the death of Stuart Lewis-Evans marred the only championship race to take place in Morocco.
Aintree: Liverpool is kind of a dump.
Albert Park: It took the race from Adelaide and it has incurred mounds of debt.
Anderstorp: Having the pits halfway through the lap is just plain strange.
AVUS: It lacks a certain je ne sais quoi, like, right turns, for instance.
Bahrain: One of many new tracks built for the money, not for the racing.
Boavista: Nice view, but racing on cobblestones is really unsafe.
Brands Hatch: Lots of good races, but there were a lot of deaths at the track as well.
Bremgarten: It's not your fault, Bremgarten, but the Swiss ban on motor racing takes the cake here. Losing your race because your country bans the sport is pretty strange (even though I understand the Swiss government's ideology).
Bugatti Circuit: It hosts a 24-hour rollerskating race.
Caesars Palace: It was in a parking lot, and proceeded to make for races exactly as boring as one would think races in a parking lot would be.
Catalunya: There's too much testing there. There's not enough passing there. The races are unfailingly boring there.
Charade: Loose gravel punctured 10 tires and one eye during the 1972 race, and Formula One never returned.
Dallas: The pavement was falling apart. Oppressively hot. The pavement was falling apart. Who schedules a grand prix in Texas in July? The pavement was falling apart.
Detroit street circuit: I'd say too much attrition resulted from the narrow track, but this is F1 Rejects and that is sacrilege. Instead, I'm going to complain that it wasn't Belle Isle.
Dijon-Prenois: The track was too damn short.
Donington Park: The biggest failure didn't actually have to do with the race it hosted; instead, it had to do with tearing up the track without the funding to put it back together in a failed attempt to get the British Grand Prix.
Estoril: Forgot to get its repairs done in time and was usurped by Jerez in 1997 for one of the more memorable incidents in Formula One history.
Fuji: Building NASCAR-style ovals in countries not named "The United States of America" is a bad idea from the outset. But specifically for Formula One, building the racetrack in an area prone to torrential downpours just wasn't smart. Regardless of its layout, Hermann Tilke.
Circuit Gilles Villeneuve: Lots of horrible crashes. Riccardo Paletti, Olivier Panis, Robert Kubica.
Autodromo Hermanos Rodriguez: The elevation just screwed with so many things.
Hockenheimring: It never should have been touched by Hermann Tilke.
Hungaroring: Universally regarded as the most boring track on the circuit.
Imola: 1994.
Indianapolis: As the Indy 500: There was practically no crossover between actual Formula One races and these races considered as championship races. As a road course: The 2005 Michelin farce. (Honorable mention: It runs in the opposite direction of the outer circuit.)
Istanbul: It's not Constantinople. Also, there has been a startling lack of fans at recent races.
Jacarepagua: It got sacrificed for an Olympic training venue.
Jarama: Short, narrow, twisty, boring.
Jerez: In the middle of nowhere, relatively speaking; that sadly took a perfectly good racetrack off the schedule and gave us Catalunya (see above).
Interlagos: (The inspiration of this list.) That constant threat of being mugged.
Korean International Circuit: Lucky the race was so wet that nobody was able to focus on the sheer ridiculousness of the racetrack's construction.
Kyalami: A good racetrack in a country with bad politics. A bad racetrack in a country with better politics.
Long Beach: Hosted the last Champ Car race.
Magny-Cours: The Germans conquered France here, with 10 of 18 races on the track being won by them.
Marina Bay Circuit: Nelson Piquet Jr's little stunt here pollutes the history of this track.
Monsanto Park: The track crossed tram lines. There's a reason it only hosted one grand prix.
Monte Carlo: Nelson Piquet said it best: "It's like riding a bicycle round your living room."
Montjuic: The track was tragically unsafe during its final race, the 1975 Spanish Grand Prix, where four spectators were killed.
Mont-Tremblant: Kind of unsafe with all those bumps.
Monza: You know there's a problem with deaths at the track when there is a Wikipedia page entitled "List of Autodromo Nazionale Monza fatal accidents."
Mosport: It's not that notable.
Nivelles-Baulers: As a reaction to Spa-Francorchamps, it was wide, flat, safe and sterile. Ironically, it eventually lost its race because it was too unsafe to race upon the pavement.
Nurburgring: Nordschleife: Albeit legendary, it was far too unsafe for modern Formula One. Grand prix track: Too mathematical, too calculated, not natural and free-flowing.
Autodromo Oscar Alfredo Galvez: Flat, twisty and boring, in its modern iteration at least.
Osterreichring: One of Hermann Tilke's success stories turned sour when the stands were demolished for no good reason in 2004.
Circuit Paul Ricard: This track has the ignominy of being neutered into a test track with no stands.
Pedralbes: Another track taken off the calendar because of the safety backlash of the Le Mans disaster. Its straightaway was named after Franco.
Pescara: The longest track ever to host a grand prix, and that's not a compliment. The 1957 race there was the first time two races were held in one country in a season, starting an annoying trend that eventually led to the Valencia Street Circuit.
Phoenix street circuit: Three of Formula One's most terrible races happened here, including one that was out-drawn by an ostrich festival. This track scared Formula One out of the United States for more than a decade.
Prince George Circuit: South Africa's first Formula One circuit was too small for the sport.
Reims-Gueux: It was a giant triangle predicated entirely on drafting. It was Daytona, sans banking, in open-wheel cars.
Riverside: It's a shopping mall now. But the race's promoter bit the hand that fed him and pissed off the local media in Los Angeles, and in turn, nobody knew about the race that happened. Nobody came.
Rouen: It had plenty of opportunities, but couldn't ever secure the French Grand Prix over the long term.
Sebring: A giant expanse of super-flat concrete hosting a single race that nobody showed up to.
Sepang: Starting races in the late afternoon has been one of the dumbest logistical decisions of modern Formula One. Torrential downpours ensued.
Shanghai: A drain cover at the track once won Reject of the Race. Enough said.
Silverstone: Nothing says "we love tradition" quite like moving the pit lane after it had been in the same spot for nearly 50 years.
Spa-Francorchamps: If only the neighbors liked the racing as much as motorsports fans do...
Suzuka: It's not a rejectful track in its own right, but a NASCAR pace car driver died during an exhibition race at the track in 1996.
Valencia: It looks like it is in an industrial wasteland, and the races have been a waste of time.
Watkins Glen: America's most legendary road course lost its race because it forgot to pay the teams after the 1980 race.
Yas Marina: One race with both titles determined in 2009 isn't enough to judge this circuit. Let's see what it looks like with all the chips on the table this season.
Zandvoort: Another track killed by budget issues and hindered by bad neighbors.
Zeltweg Airfield: Like a boomerang, but with none of the fun. One farcical race, and that was the end of that. Jack Brabham was classified despite being 29 laps down.
Zolder: Took the life of Gilles Villeneuve and took the Belgian Grand Prix away from Spa-Francorchamps. Talk about unpopular.