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Hamilton's Symmetrical Crash History (HSCH)
Posted: 27 Sep 2009, 13:12
by Keirdre
In Hamilton's 3 year F1 career, he has retired from 4 races. These can be attributed to:
Pit-in crash
Pit-out crash
First-lap crash
Last-lap crash
What would be next? How will Lewis retire from the Singapore Grand Prix that we're currently enduring?
Re: Hamilton's Symmetrical Crash History (HSCH)
Posted: 27 Sep 2009, 13:16
by shinji
Alien laser-gun attack.
Re: Hamilton's Symmetrical Crash History (HSCH)
Posted: 27 Sep 2009, 16:26
by Jordan
Formation lap crash
Mid-pit stop crash
Re: Hamilton's Symmetrical Crash History (HSCH)
Posted: 27 Sep 2009, 17:15
by LionZoo
Run up the backside of Raikkonen.
Get run up the backside by Raikkonen.
Re: Hamilton's Symmetrical Crash History (HSCH)
Posted: 27 Sep 2009, 19:51
by watka
Parc ferme crash ala Badoer.
Re: Hamilton's Symmetrical Crash History (HSCH)
Posted: 27 Sep 2009, 21:13
by DonTirri
LionZoo wrote:Run up the backside of Raikkonen.
He's already done that. Canada 08
Re: Hamilton's Symmetrical Crash History (HSCH)
Posted: 27 Sep 2009, 23:17
by midgrid
Lose the championship after being passed by Glock on the last lap of the season.
Re: Hamilton's Symmetrical Crash History (HSCH)
Posted: 28 Sep 2009, 02:22
by Captain Hammer
Podium crash.
Victory-lap crash.
Safety car crash.
Crashing while someone else crashes.
Re: Hamilton's Symmetrical Crash History (HSCH)
Posted: 28 Sep 2009, 08:10
by dr-baker
Captain Hammer wrote:Crashing while someone else crashes.
Already done that - Belgium (Button being crashed into alonside Hamilton being crashed into). Also Canada 08 - Rosberg crashing into the back of his crash...
Re: Hamilton's Symmetrical Crash History (HSCH)
Posted: 28 Sep 2009, 08:14
by razta
dr-baker wrote:Captain Hammer wrote:Crashing while someone else crashes.
Already done that - Belgium (Button being crashed into alonside Hamilton being crashed into). Also Canada 08 - Rosberg crashing into the back of his crash...
Re: Hamilton's Symmetrical Crash History (HSCH)
Posted: 28 Sep 2009, 08:15
by razta
Crashing while overtaking, or being overtaken/lapped
Re: Hamilton's Symmetrical Crash History (HSCH)
Posted: 28 Sep 2009, 08:41
by Captain Hammer
Crashing while crashing.
I don't know how he'd be able to do it, but it wold be damned good.
Re: Hamilton's Symmetrical Crash History (HSCH)
Posted: 28 Sep 2009, 19:04
by bduddy
Eventually, after the engine freeze is listed, Mercedes will put out an unreliable engine... at some point he'll have an air intake failure (i.e. overheating
) and exhaust failure.
Re: Hamilton's Symmetrical Crash History (HSCH)
Posted: 28 Sep 2009, 19:37
by watka
Crash by driving round the track backwards.
Crash whilst being lapping someone/crash whilst being lapped (ala Verstappen & Monteiro)
Crash over the finish line (ala Brambilla)
I just realised how nasty we are all being.
Re: Hamilton's Symmetrical Crash History (HSCH)
Posted: 28 Sep 2009, 19:39
by razta
Re: Hamilton's Symmetrical Crash History (HSCH)
Posted: 28 Sep 2009, 20:02
by DemocalypseNow
Crashes into Safety Car
Crashed into by Safety Car (World Touring Cars at Pau proved this can happen
)
Re: Hamilton's Symmetrical Crash History (HSCH)
Posted: 28 Sep 2009, 20:51
by CarlosFerreira
Captain Hammer wrote:Crashing while someone else crashes.
That's Heidfeld-into-Sutil material.
Crash while there's a Nicole cut-scene.
Re: Hamilton's Symmetrical Crash History (HSCH)
Posted: 28 Sep 2009, 21:14
by shinji
Crash on purpose at Turn 17 at Singapore
Get sucked in to a McLaren-sized black-hole
Crash while spinning on another driver's oil, while his engine explodes, his gearbox seizes, his hydraulics fail, he has a rear wing support failure, stalling, being hit by Nakajima and Grrrjjjnnn, and being dumped, dumping and getting back together with Nicole.
Get vaporised at Abu Dhabi by a psychotic panda that's just been assaulted by an equally unwieldly Shakespearean actor.
Crash while in air having crashed while on track.
I'm strange
Re: Hamilton's Symmetrical Crash History (HSCH)
Posted: 28 Sep 2009, 21:40
by Debaser
Behind the safety car he notices Nicole's heaving bosoms on the pitwall and promptly loses concentration and crashes on the pit straight.
He sees the ghost of Ron Dennis and crashes due to shock.
Alonso pays mechanics to grease the wheelnuts and his wheel falls off ala Hakkinen at Silverstone 1999.
He wets himself and goes into the pits to get his nappy changed.
Re: Hamilton's Symmetrical Crash History (HSCH)
Posted: 29 Sep 2009, 02:25
by Jordan
Crashing while crashing
Not crashing while crashing
Re: Hamilton's Symmetrical Crash History (HSCH)
Posted: 29 Sep 2009, 15:42
by Valrys
Jordan wrote:Crashing while crashing
Yo Motorsport viewers, we heard yo like crashing, so I crashed in a crash so you can watch crashes while you watch crashes
Re: Hamilton's Symmetrical Crash History (HSCH)
Posted: 29 Sep 2009, 18:26
by CarlosFerreira
Valrys wrote:Jordan wrote:Crashing while crashing
Yo Motorsport viewers, we heard yo like crashing, so I crashed in a crash so you can watch crashes while you watch crashes
That was awful. Boo.
Re: Hamilton's Symmetrical Crash History (HSCH)
Posted: 29 Sep 2009, 18:50
by Many Blue Flags
CarlosFerreira wrote:Valrys wrote:Jordan wrote:Crashing while crashing
Yo Motorsport viewers, we heard yo like crashing, so I crashed in a crash so you can watch crashes while you watch crashes
That was awful. Boo.
No, that was epic win.
Crashing into a teamate
Pulling out the fuel hose (hasn't done it yet, just wait)
Crashing because his team tells him to
Crashing when Nicole tells him to
Crashing into Nicole
Crashing when Dad tells him to
Crashing into Dad
Crashed into by Dad
Crashed into by Nicole
Being told to get crashed into by his team-mate chauffering Dad and Nicole. With the fuel pump out.
Re: Hamilton's Symmetrical Crash History (HSCH)
Posted: 29 Sep 2009, 19:50
by WeirdKerr
Get run off the road by Raikonnen taking Sutil out .....
Get run off road by Sutil and taking Raikonnen out in the process.....
Re: Hamilton's Symmetrical Crash History (HSCH)
Posted: 29 Sep 2009, 19:58
by CarlosFerreira
WeirdKerr wrote:Get run off road by Sutil and taking Raikonnen out in the process.....
... and hitting Heidfeld in the process.
Re: Hamilton's Symmetrical Crash History (HSCH)
Posted: 29 Sep 2009, 20:20
by Many Blue Flags
CarlosFerreira wrote:WeirdKerr wrote:Get run off road by Sutil and taking Raikonnen out in the process.....
... and hitting Heidfeld in the process.
...who runs into the medical car...
Re: Hamilton's Symmetrical Crash History (HSCH)
Posted: 29 Sep 2009, 20:24
by razta
then post race saying the following... LH: I was breezing it.
Re: Hamilton's Symmetrical Crash History (HSCH)
Posted: 29 Sep 2009, 20:25
by Warren Hughes
Many Blue Flags wrote:CarlosFerreira wrote:WeirdKerr wrote:Get run off road by Sutil and taking Raikonnen out in the process.....
... and hitting Heidfeld in the process.
...who runs into the medical car...
which happens to ricochet right into Taki Inoue
Re: Hamilton's Symmetrical Crash History (HSCH)
Posted: 29 Sep 2009, 20:25
by CarlosFerreira
Many Blue Flags wrote:CarlosFerreira wrote:WeirdKerr wrote:Get run off road by Sutil and taking Raikonnen out in the process.....
... and hitting Heidfeld in the process.
...who runs into the medical car...
No, no, no. That's Tommi Makkinen.
Re: Hamilton's Symmetrical Crash History (HSCH)
Posted: 29 Sep 2009, 20:29
by Many Blue Flags
CarlosFerreira wrote:No, no, no. That's Tommi Makkinen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uC4pb8cGJk8
Re: Hamilton's Symmetrical Crash History (HSCH)
Posted: 29 Sep 2009, 20:36
by CarlosFerreira
Re: Hamilton's Symmetrical Crash History (HSCH)
Posted: 01 Nov 2009, 15:05
by Bleu
Not a crash this time but his next retirement must be because of throttle problem.
Re: Hamilton's Symmetrical Crash History (HSCH)
Posted: 01 Nov 2009, 16:02
by Jack O Malley
Bleu wrote:Not a crash this time but his next retirement must be because of throttle problem.
or front-left brake problem!
Re: Hamilton's Symmetrical Crash History (HSCH)
Posted: 01 Nov 2009, 21:05
by WeirdKerr
amazing to think it was his first ever mechanical related retirement
Re: Hamilton's Symmetrical Crash History (HSCH)
Posted: 09 May 2010, 20:44
by Jack O Malley
Jack O Malley wrote:Bleu wrote:Not a crash this time but his next retirement must be because of throttle problem.
or front-left brake problem!
Not brake problem, but was a front-left tyre problem! amazing! (luckily he's ok)
Re: Hamilton's Symmetrical Crash History (HSCH)
Posted: 09 May 2010, 23:43
by DonTirri
Jack O Malley wrote:Jack O Malley wrote:Bleu wrote:Not a crash this time but his next retirement must be because of throttle problem.
or front-left brake problem!
Not brake problem, but was a front-left tyre problem! amazing! (
unfortunately he's ok)
Fixed it for ya.
Yes, I am mean like that. And yes, I wish ill for him.
Re: Hamilton's Symmetrical Crash History (HSCH)
Posted: 10 May 2010, 06:04
by thehemogoblin
DonTirri wrote:Jack O Malley wrote:Jack O Malley wrote:or front-left brake problem!
Not brake problem, but was a front-left tyre problem! amazing! (
unfortunately he's ok)
Fixed it for ya.
Yes, I am mean like that. And yes, I wish ill for him.
I don't think this is an environment conducive to that, DT.
Re: Hamilton's Symmetrical Crash History (HSCH)
Posted: 10 May 2010, 06:59
by DonTirri
thehemogoblin wrote:DonTirri wrote:Jack O Malley wrote:
Not brake problem, but was a front-left tyre problem! amazing! (unfortunately he's ok)
Fixed it for ya.
Yes, I am mean like that. And yes, I wish ill for him.
I don't think this is an environment conducive to that, DT.
When Whinelton's concerned, I don't care.
Re: Hamilton's Symmetrical Crash History (HSCH)
Posted: 10 May 2010, 08:47
by Klon
DonTirri wrote:When Whinelton's concerned, I don't care.
Doesn't matter, you just don't do that. It's not very kind - or would it be nice to wish RAI something like that in his rally adventure. And before you say something, Whinelton is for me more sympathetic than Failkönnen
Re: Hamilton's Symmetrical Crash History (HSCH)
Posted: 10 May 2010, 08:59
by DonTirri
Klon wrote:DonTirri wrote:When Whinelton's concerned, I don't care.
Doesn't matter, you just don't do that. It's not very kind - or would it be nice to wish RAI something like that in his rally adventure. And before you say something, Whinelton is for me more sympathetic than Failkönnen
Well, don't feel bad about it, Stupidity is rather normal nowadays.