The rejectful apocalypse predicament thread....
Posted: 16 Dec 2012, 21:05
So predictions for the apocalypse then... the weirder the better.... LOL
A tribute to the heroic failures of Grand Prix racing
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kostas22 wrote:I'm going to raid my local Currys and use the apocalypse as an excuse! Woohoo!
dr-baker wrote:HRT are bought by Bill Gates and Carlos Slim, are able to hire Adrian Newey and Ross Brawn together, get Sebastian Vettel and Fernando Alonso together, and dominate the 2013 season, only for both drivers to lose out in the final round in Brazil by a solitary point, 1986/2007/2008 style...
kostas22 wrote:I'm going to raid my local Currys and use the apocalypse as an excuse! Woohoo!
redbulljack14 wrote:kostas22 wrote:I'm going to raid my local Currys and use the apocalypse as an excuse! Woohoo!
Remember that you get a free rubber duck if you decide to take a TV.
Queens Park Rangers actually won a match yesterday, surely a sign of the apocalypse. Strangely, Richie and Eddie from Bottom in the video above are QPR fans.
redbulljack14 wrote:kostas22 wrote:I'm going to raid my local Currys and use the apocalypse as an excuse! Woohoo!
Remember that you get a free rubber duck if you decide to take a TV.
Queens Park Rangers actually won a match yesterday, surely a sign of the apocalypse. Strangely, Richie and Eddie from Bottom in the video above are QPR fans.
Jocke1 wrote:redbulljack14 wrote:kostas22 wrote:I'm going to raid my local Currys and use the apocalypse as an excuse! Woohoo!
Remember that you get a free rubber duck if you decide to take a TV.
Queens Park Rangers actually won a match yesterday, surely a sign of the apocalypse. Strangely, Richie and Eddie from Bottom in the video above are QPR fans.
I own all of the Bottom and TYO DVDs
Onxy Wrecked wrote:Erik Jones, a 16 year old driver from the very small town of Byron, Michigan (not even an hour away from me) defeats a certain NASCAR driver who has grossed 45 million dollars in winnings. A 16 year old defeated Kyle Busch in a race. This is most certainly a sign of the apocalypse or at least a driver who rivals or is even greater than Kyle Busch in talent. And Busch has won 105 times in his NASCAR career in the top three series of NASCAR in the last 9 years.
redbulljack14 wrote:Remember that you get a free rubber duck if you decide to take a TV.
dinizintheoven wrote:redbulljack14 wrote:Remember that you get a free rubber duck if you decide to take a TV.
...why don't you get a free TV with it instead?
BaconLettuceNinja wrote:Jocke1 wrote:redbulljack14 wrote:Remember that you get a free rubber duck if you decide to take a TV.
Queens Park Rangers actually won a match yesterday, surely a sign of the apocalypse. Strangely, Richie and Eddie from Bottom in the video above are QPR fans.
I own all of the Bottom and TYO DVDs
Yay, more Bottom and Young Ones fans!
Just about to watch "Holy" for Christmas-based shenanigans...
BaconLettuceNinja wrote:Yay, more Bottom and Young Ones fans!
Just about to watch "Holy" for Christmas-based shenanigans...
Jocke1 wrote:Onxy Wrecked wrote:Erik Jones, a 16 year old driver from the very small town of Byron, Michigan (not even an hour away from me) defeats a certain NASCAR driver who has grossed 45 million dollars in winnings. A 16 year old defeated Kyle Busch in a race. This is most certainly a sign of the apocalypse or at least a driver who rivals or is even greater than Kyle Busch in talent. And Busch has won 105 times in his NASCAR career in the top three series of NASCAR in the last 9 years.
I noticed two funny names who DNQed for that Snowball Derby:
Ronald McDonald (#92)
Chuck Tuck (#17)
lol
RealRacingRoots wrote:I am completely expecting Baker's Law to be broken and made a thing of the past.
redbulljack14 wrote:RealRacingRoots wrote:I am completely expecting Baker's Law to be broken and made a thing of the past.
Epic foreshadowing if that were to happen. We're all rooting for you lad.
RealRacingRoots wrote:redbulljack14 wrote:RealRacingRoots wrote:I am completely expecting Baker's Law to be broken and made a thing of the past.
Epic foreshadowing if that were to happen. We're all rooting for you lad.
Wait, for me? Nah dude.
DanielPT wrote:Some aliens came in the 21st of December and challenged us, Mankind, to participate in some kind of Intergalactic Formula 1 in which the most fastest ships of this side of the universe, which are powered by anti-matter fuelled engines making the spaceships deadly on impact. They settled that the home straight would be between Venus and Earth and after which they placed a tight chicane between the Moon and the Earth in order to 'improve the show' (in alien words). The rest of it went go around the Solar System and back to Sun while passing mighty close to some of the largest Kuiper belt asteroids. Unfortunately for us, the aliens only started to catch transmissions from Earth the weekend before the 21st and they absolutely insisted that Romain Grosjean should be our representative. The whole competition ends in disaster for us when, after a standing start, our Romain gets tangled in yet another first lap shenanigan and causes two or three cars to crash into Earth. Still he manages to finish the race though, despite all the space 'debris' in the first chicane. Because the alien crowd was absolutely thrilled with this, the promoters promised to what is now the only Human left in the Universe that they would rebuild his birth planet and populate it again with the same consciences that existed right before the race but in new improved bodies. Which makes the whole thing more annoying because, as they worshipped so much our Grosjean, we are now all clones of him, incluiding the genetic engineered female versions and make what is now called Grokind. So, despite our awesome hair, we now tend to crash randomly into others a few times a day making me which the 21st had never happened.
DanielPT wrote:Some aliens came in the 21st of December and challenged us, Mankind, to participate in some kind of Intergalactic Formula 1 in which the most fastest ships of this side of the universe, powered by anti-matter fuelled engines making these spaceships deadly on impact, are used. They settled that the home straight would be between Venus and Earth and after which they placed a tight chicane between the Moon and the Earth in order to 'improve the show' (in alien words). The rest of it went around the Solar System and back to Sun while passing mighty close to some of the largest Kuiper belt asteroids. Unfortunately for us, the aliens only started to catch transmissions from Earth the weekend before the 21st and they absolutely insisted that Romain Grosjean would be our representative. The whole competition ends in disaster for us when, after a standing start, our Romain gets tangled in yet another first lap shenanigan and causes two or three cars to crash into Earth. Still he manages to finish the race though, despite all the space 'debris' in the first chicane. Because the alien crowd was absolutely thrilled with this, the promoters promised to what is now the only Human left in the Universe that they would rebuild his birth planet and populate it again with the same consciences that existed right before the race but in new improved bodies. Which makes the whole thing more annoying because, as they worshipped so much our Grosjean, we are now all clones of him, incluiding the genetic engineered female versions, making what is now called Grokind. So, despite our awesome hair, we now tend to crash randomly into others a few times a day making me which the 21st had never happened.
DanielPT wrote:They settled that the home straight would be between Venus and Earth and after which they placed a tight chicane between the Moon and the Earth in order to 'improve the show' (in alien words). The rest of it went around the Solar System and back to Sun while passing mighty close to some of the largest Kuiper belt asteroids.
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:On December 21st Alex Wurz will conquere the world...
Onxy Wrecked wrote:Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:On December 21st Alex Wurz will conquere the world...
I would expect a Life L190 to win a pole in a race than Mr. Wurz.
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:Onxy Wrecked wrote:Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:On December 21st Alex Wurz will conquere the world...
I would expect a Life L190 to win a pole in a race than Mr. Wurz.
Is Life racing against an Andrea Moda?
Onxy Wrecked wrote:Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:Onxy Wrecked wrote:I would expect a Life L190 to win a pole in a race than Mr. Wurz.
Is Life racing against an Andrea Moda?
And a Red Bull driven by Sebastien Vettel.
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:Is HWNSNBM the Life's driver?
JeremyMcClean wrote:JeremyMcClean's Predictions
Apocalypse
Will the world end? - No
Double Points