Grand Prix Rejects

Since I won't be here for another week or so after today, I guess it is safe to open this now.

go_Rubens's predictions

2013 Rather Exciting GP

1. Räikkönen
2. Vettel
3. Grosjean
4. Alonso
5. Webber
6. Rosberg
7. Vergne
8. Ricciardo
9. Button
10. Sutil

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Räikkönen
First Retirement: di Resta
ROTR: Williams
IIDOTR: Rosberg
DBTMOTR: Chilton
MLP: Guiterrez
DNQ: None
AYA: Chilton

I still see no reason why these threads have to be started on the Monday..

takagi_for_the_win wrote:I still see no reason why these threads have to be started on the Monday..

I'm happy about it - it means I don't need to do the results for this one, as Go Rubens has clearly volunteered to do this round.

But seriously people, give Wizzie a chance to open the thread at least...

East Londoner wrote:

takagi_for_the_win wrote:I still see no reason why these threads have to be started on the Monday..

I'm happy about it - it means I don't need to do the results for this one, as Go Rubens has clearly volunteered to do this round.

But seriously people, give Wizzie a chance to open the thread at least...

Or I could have just said, "Screw it, I don't have to predict anything." Maybe I should have done that.

good_Ralf's predictions

2013 McLaren has to win this one Grand Prix

1) Pérez
2) Vettel
3) Grosjean
4) Hamilton
5) Alonso
6) Räikkönen
7) Rosberg
8) Webber
9) Button
10) Sutil

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Ricciardo
ROTR: Button
IIDOTR: Pérez
DBTMOTR: Button
MLP: Bianchi
DNQ: Number of wins that Arrows and Toyota scored combined
Alex Yoong Award: Pic

Phoenix's predictions for the 2013 Hungarian GP:

1) Räikkönen
2) Alonso
3) Grosjean
4) Vettel (I have a hunch the first 4 drivers will be separated by only a few seconds)
5) Webber
6) Hamilton
7) di Resta
8) Sutil
9) Massa
10) Rosberg

Pole position: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Räikkönen
First retirement: Chilton
ROTR: McLaren
IIDOTR: Bianchi
DBTMOTR: Chilton
MLP: Bianchi
DNQs: none
Alex Yoong Award: van der Garde

Freeze-O-Kimi's Predictions

2013 Waterpark Grand Prix

1 Grosjean
2 Raikkonen
3 Rosberg
4 Webber
5 Vettel
6 Button
7 Alonso
8 Sutil
9 Hulkenberg
10 Bottas

Pole: Rosberg
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Massa
ROTR: Hamilton (Falls from 2nd to 12th)
IIDOTR: Grosjean
DBTMOTR: Hamilton
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: Number of wins Nick Heidfeld scored in F1
Alex Yoong Award: Chilton

Freeze-O-Kimi wrote:ROTR: Hamilton (Falls from 2nd to 12th)

It's déjà vu

2013 Magyar Nagydíj
1. Vettel
2. Hamilton
3. Rosberg
4. Alonso
5. Raikkonen
6. Grosjean
7. Webber
8. Massa
9. di Resta
10. Sutil

Pole: Vettel
FL: Vettel
First retirement: Bianchi (unspecified hydraulics issue)
ROTR: Maldonado
IIDOTR: Pic
DBTMOTR: Gutierrez
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: If only we still had that many teams....

DOSBoot's Perdictions:

2013 Rubik's Cube Grand Prix

1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Vettel
4. Webber
5. Alonso
6. Raikkonen
7. Grojean
8. Button
9. Sutil
10. Riccardo

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Raikkonen
First Retirement: Maldonaldo
ROTR: Massa
IIDOTR: Riccardo
DBTMOTR: Massa
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

East Londoner wrote:

takagi_for_the_win wrote:I still see no reason why these threads have to be started on the Monday..

I'm happy about it - it means I don't need to do the results for this one, as Go Rubens has clearly volunteered to do this round.

But seriously people, give Wizzie a chance to open the thread at least...

Aye, it's just over-eager kids getting caught up in the moment...

AAAAnyway...

Ataxia's Predictions
2013 Sunday Afternoon Nap Grand Prix

1) Vettel
2) Raikkonen
3) Hamilton
4) Alonso
5) Rosberg
6) Sutil
7) Grosjean
8) Di Resta
9) Webber
10) Button

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Maldonado
First Retirement: Bianchi
ROTR: Massa
IIDOTR: Sutil
DBTMOTR: Webber
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: None

2013 HWNSNBM Memorial GP

1) Vettel
2) Raikkonen
3) Grosjean
4) Hamilton
5) Alonso
6) Sutil
7) Webber
8) Rosberg
9) Maldonado
10) Bottas

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: No, nobody will DNF
ROTR: Pirelli
IIDOTR: Williams
DBTMOTR: Massa
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: No, nobody will DNQ

2013 "I'm not watch this GP in my tv because the pope" Hungarian GP

1. Grosjean
2. Vettel
3. Raikkonen
4. Webber
5. Perez
6. Button
7. Sutil
8. Hamilton
9. Massa
10. Rosberg

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Raikkonen
First retirement: Alonso
ROTR: Alonso (bins in first lap)
IIDOTR: Grosjean
DBTMOTR: Di Resta
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: Nobody

2013 "MI-KA HAKKINEN, MIKA HAKKINEN!" Hungarian GP

1. Vettel
2. Alonso
3. Raikkonen
4. Di Resta
5. Rosberg
6. Hamilton
7. Grosjean
8. Massa
9. Sutil
10. Button

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First retirement: Vettel
ROTR: Sauber
IIDOTR: Di Resta
DBTMOTR: Perez?
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: Nobody

FantometteBR's prediction

2013 Pope Francis in Brazil and no racing on TV Grand Prix

1. Grosjean
2. Hamilton
3. Rosberg
4. Massa
5. Vettel
6. Webber
7. Di Resta
8. Hulkenberg
9. Alonso
10. Raikkonen

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Di Resta
First retirement: Bianchi/Pic (minnows clash at first corner)
ROTR: Brazilian fans (Has Pope but no race on TV)/Sutil (battles with Maldonado and Chilton)
IIDOTR: Mercedes (no win but a great race for them)
DBTMOTR: Gutiérrez
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: Nein

2013 Hungarian GP

1. Räikkönen
2. Grosjean
3. Vettel
4. Alonso
5. Pérez
6. Webber
7. Rosberg
8. Di Resta
9. Hamilton
10. Sutil

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Räikkönen
First Retirement: Massa
ROTR: Massa
IIDOTR: Pérez
DBTMOTR: Bianchi
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

*Sees the thread has been opened before he has the chance to do it yet again*
*Assumes fetal position in far corner wondering where he's gone wrong*

Anyway, with that out of the way:

Mad Uncle Wizzie's Predictions
2013 Hungarian GP

1. VETTELWINSLOL
2. Raikkonen
3. Perez
4. Alonso
5. Rosberg
6. Hamilton
7. Webber
8. Di Resta
9. Grosjean
10. Ricciardo

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Räikkönen
First Retirement: Hulkenberg
ROTR: Button (Punts Hulkenberg off at the first corner and does sod-all for the rest of the race)
IIDOTR: Pérez (Scores McLaren's first podium of the season as Button flounders)
DBTMOTR: Button
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

2013 Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook GP

1. Räikkönen
2. Vettel
3. Alonso
4. Grosjean
5. Webber
6. Rosberg
7. Hamilton
8. Hulkenberg
9. Button
10. Sutil

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Räikkönen
First Retirement: Bottas
ROTR: Caterham
IIDOTR: Hulkenberg
DBTMOTR: Gutirrez
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None
There is no bathplugging Alex Yoong Award

tommykl's Predictions
2013 Grenade GP

1. Räikkönen
2. Alonso
3. Webber
4. Grosjean
5. Vettel
6. Rosberg
7. Hamilton
8. Sutil
9. di Resta
10. Pérez

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Alonso
First Retirement: van der Garde
ROTR: Massa
IIDOTR: Räikkönen
DBTMOTR: Massa
MLP: Gutiérrez
DNQ: None

jere.... Aerospeed's Predictions
2013 Hungarian GP
1. Rosberg
2. Hamilton
3. Webber
4. Alonso
5. Vettel
6. Sutil
7. di Resta
8. Raikkonen
9. Massa
10. Perez

Pole: Rosberg
Fastest Lap: Perez (failed strategy)
First DNF: Gutierrez
ROTR: Toro Rosso
IIDOTR: Perez
DBTMOTR: Grosjean
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

Meatwad's predictions

2013 Hungarian Grand Prix
1. Vettel
2. Räikkönen
3. Webber
4. Grosjean
5. Hamilton
6. Alonso
7. Rosberg
8. Massa
9. Di Resta
10. Ricciardo

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Vettel
First retirement: Vergne
ROTR: Hungaroring
IIDOTR: Ricciardo
DBTMOTR: Vergne
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

I will use double points.

2013 Hungarian Grand Prix

1. Raikkonen
2. Vettel
3. Webber
4. Alonso
5. Hamilton
6. Button
7. Rosberg
8. Grosjean
9. Massa
10. Perez

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Vettel
First retirement: Bianchi
ROTR: Gutierrez
IIDOTR: Bottas
DBTMOTR: Gutierrez
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

RAK's Predictions
2013 Jzidzdizdz Unpronounceable Grand Prix

1) VETTELWINSLOL
2) Raikkonen
3) Webber
4) Alonso
5) Hamilton
6) Rosberg
7) Massa
8) Grosjean
9) Sutil
10) Hulkenburg

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Gutierrez
ROTR: McLaren
IIDOTR: Sutil
DBTMOTR: di Resta
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

My homeland GP (...what? I couldn't come up with anything better )
Double points, if I haven't used it yet

1. Vettel
2. Räikkönen
3. Alonso
4. Grosjean
5. Webber
6. Hamilton
7. Button
8. Rosberg
9. Perez
10. Sutil

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Räikkönen
First Retirement: Vergne - mechanical failure
ROTR: Toro Rosso - absolute anonymous performance
IIDOTR: McLaren
DBTMOTR: Chilton
MLP: Gutierrez Squared
DNQ: None

He who qualifies last: Chilton
Rain: None

Gwilym's predictions
Magyar Nagydíj

1. Vettel
2. Webber
3. Raikkonen
4. Hamilton
5. Alonso
6. di Resta
7. Rosberg
8. Grosjean
9. Massa
10. Ricciardo

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Vettel
ROTR: Race stewards
IIDOTR: di Resta
First Retirement: Pic
DBTMOTR: Massa
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: #N/A

Takagi's predictions

2013 Ghoulish Goulash Grand Prix

1. Grosjean
2. Vettel
3. Raikkonen
4. Alonso
5. Di Resta
6. Webber
7. Perez
8. Rosberg
9. Vergne
10. Massa

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Vettel
ROTR: Mercedes (scoring just 4 points after locking out the front row of the grid)
IIDOTR: di Resta
First retirement: Hamilton
DBTMOTR: Sutil
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: Nein

East Londoner's Predictions

2013 Riverboat down the Danube Grand Prix

1. Raikkonen
2. Alonso
3. Grosjean
4. Vettel
5. Button
6. Sutil
7. Perez
8. Maldonado
9. Rosberg
10. Hamilton

Pole: Webber
Fastest lap: Vettel (final lap charge)
First retirement: Webber (Typical bad start, gets punted off by Massa into the first corner)
ROTR: Di Resta (Another Q1 exit leads to a bad-tempered race, eventually clashes with Hulkenberg to put an end to his misery)
IIDOTR: Maldonado (Second time lucky for points)
DBTMOTR: Massa (did piss all after hitting Webber)
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: The amount of students at my sixth form apart from me who've heard of Ocean Colour Scene. (none)

2013 Who replaced Ralph Firman here 10 years ago Grand Prix

1. Raikkonen
2. Vettel
3. Grosjean
4. Alonso
5. Hamilton
6. Button
7. Perez
8. Di Resta
9. Sutil
10. Ricciardo

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Grosjean
First Retirement: Maldonado
ROTR: Maldonado
IIDOTR: McLaren
DBTMOTR: Vergne
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

2013 Boredom on Dry but Great on Wet Grand Prix

1. Webber
2. Vettel
3. Alonso
4. Massa
5. Hamilton
6. Rosberg
7. Button
8. Sutil
9. Bottas
10. Vergne

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Webber
First Retirement: di Resta
ROTR: DRS (because it's raining)
IIDOTR: Webber (Off from the Vettel shadows)
DBTMOTR: Pic
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

wsrgo's predictions...

2013 Monaco Without Barriers Grand Prix

Or

2013 Global Warming Is A Reality Grand Prix

1. Vettel
2. Raikkonen
3. Grosjean
4. Alonso
5. Webber
6. di Resta
7. Hamilton
8. Massa
9. Sutil
10. Rosberg

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Massa
First Retirement: van der Garde
ROTR: McLaren (Perez and Button squabble, lose points' chance therefore)
IIDOTR: di Resta
DBTMOTR: Massa (spins late in the race and picks up a puncture)
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: None
AYA: Chilton

Double points please

2013 Ferenc Szisz's nipples explode with delight GP

1. Vettel
2. Raikkonen
3. Alonso
4. Webber
5. Button
6. Massa
7. di Resta
8. Grosjean
9. Perez
10. the incredible Hulkenberg

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Webber
First retirement: Grosjean
ROTR: for some reason, a non-driver, non-team, pit-lane-related incident
IIDOTR: Button
DBTMOTR: Perez
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: equal in number to the number of A1GP and ChampCar rounds at Brands Hatch in the 21st Century that I did not attend (zero).

Rocks with Salt's predictions

2013 Parade Lap Grand Prix

1) Hamilton
2) Vettel
3) Rosberg
4) Button
5) Alonso
6) Raikkonen
7) Perez
8) Webber
9) Grosjean
10) Massa

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Sutil
ROTR: The Stewards
IIDOTR: Button
DBTMOTR: Gutierrez
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

BTW, do we still do double points here? I considered it in Monaco, but now let's step it up: I activate

D-D-DOUBLE POINTS!

Johnny Carwash's predictions

2013 Hungaroring GP

1. Grosjean
2. Vettel
3. Webber
4. Alonso
5. Raikkonen
6. Rosberg
7. Perez
8. Hamilton
9. Sutil
10. Button

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Grosjean
First Retirement: Gutierrez
ROTR: Safety Car
IIDOTR: Perez
DBTMOTR: Di Resta
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

2013 They couldn't invent better name for a circuit Grand Prix
1. Vettel
2. Räikkönen
3. Grosjean
4. Alonso
5. Webber
6. Hamilton
7. Rosberg
8. Massa
9. di Resta
10. Sutil
Pole: Hamilton
FL: Vergne
1st Ret: None
ROTR: Williams
DBTMOTR: Gutierrez
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

2013 Hey This Guy's Good At Making Interesting Tracks, Let's Get Him To Design The Whole F1 Calendar Grand Prix

1) VETTELWINSLOL
2) Webber
3) Räikkönen
4) Alonson
5) Hamilton
6) Button
7) Massa
8) Rosberg
9) Perez
10) Sutil

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Vergne
ROTR: Massa
IIDOTR: Bianchi
DBTMOTR: Massa
MLP: Bianchi

Double points as well.

Bleu wrote:2013 They couldn't invent better name for a circuit Grand Prix
1. Vettel
2. Räikkönen
3. Grosjean
4. Alonso
5. Webber
6. Hamilton
7. Rosberg
8. Massa
9. di Resta
10. Sutil
Pole: Hamilton
FL: Vergne
1st Ret: None
ROTR: Williams
DBTMOTR: Gutierrez
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

That looks familiar...wait a minute...

mash's predictions
2013 Hungaroring GP

1. Raikkonen
2. Vettel
3. Webber
4. Grosjean
5. Alonso
6. Hamilton
7. Rosberg
8. Massa
9. di Resta
10. Button

Pole: Raikkonen
Fastest lap: Vettel
First retirement: Van Der Garde
ROTR: Maldonado
IIDOTR: Raikkonen
DBTMOTR: Perez
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

1. Vettel
2. Raikkonen
3. Webber
4. Grosjean
5. Alonso
6. Hamilton
7. Rosberg
8. Massa
9. Button
10. di Resta

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Vettel
First retirement: Van Der Garde
ROTR: Sauber (their pace looks terrible right now)
IIDOTR: Raikkonen
DBTMOTR: Bottas
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: None

TMLW's predictions
2013 Hungarian GP

1. Raikkonen
2. Vettel
3. Webber
4. Grosjean
5. Alonso
6. Massa
7. Hamilton
8. Rosberg
9. Button
10. Sutil

Pole: Hamilton
FLAP: Vettel
First DNF: Maldonado
ROTR: Maldonado
IIDOTR: Raikkonen
DBTMOTR: Perez
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

Aerond's predictions
2013 Hungry GP

1.Vettel
2.Alonso
3.Raikkonen
4.Webber
5.Grosjean
6.Sutil
7.Vergne
8.Hamilton
9.Massa
10.Ricciardo

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Raikkonen
First DNF: Chilton
ROTR: Mercedes
IIDOTR: Vergne
DBTMOTR: Chilton
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None