My ROTY for IndyCar? It'd go like this:
3rd: Takuma SatoThere were signs early on that we were gonna see from Taku what we've wanted to see for over a decade now; fast, wild, excited, but controlled. He almost won two races in a row - and then the wheels seemed to fall off the wagon when they came to Indy. Aside from his brilliant race at Milwaukee where he should've won, any flash of speed we've seen from Taku has been doused by him having some form of accident. Not all of them were his fault and he had some mechanical troubles, but at some point it becomes the driver's fault. I wouldn't be surprised if he isn't on the grid at all in 2014 - a shame, because he and Foyt seemed a great fit to me.
2nd: Graham RahalI could nominate the whole team, but I'm gonna let them off the hook because they came up with some good cars at various points, and Jakes' problem was that he was largely anonymous. Not like Rahal. Ohhh boy. Graham Rahal's 2013 was much like Sato's, but with the driver errors and never-really-explained lack of pace at most tracks turned up to 11. At least Sato had the decency to be a threat for race wins - Rahal's 2nd place in Long Beach was a very distant one, and he had the fastest car in Iowa at several points yet never touched Hinchcliffe. Meanwhile, he spent most of the rest of the year making an absolute nuisance of himself - the final straw for me was Baltimore. Stacking up the field twice on a restart in turn 1 is totally bathplugging inexcusable. He should count his lucky stars that his dad is Bobby Rahal - else he'd have to look into another line of work after this year. Absolutely atrocious.
1st: DRAGON GODDAMN RACING I MEAN COME ON, REALLY NOW ![Neutral :|](./images/smilies/icon_neutral.gif)
Oh god, where do I even begin!? The team had the absolute luck of the gods to have Sebastien Bourdais drive for them this year, and what do they do with him? Why, of course, they bungle countless pitstops, strategy calls, have a bunch of ridiculous mistakes and failures that happen to no other team on the grid, such that a driver that should be challenging for a top 5 points position if not the title outright is instead 12th overall. Furthermore, they compound the problem by hiring the only driver in the series that matches their level of incompetence: Sebastian Saavedra. Saavedra spent most of the year being hopelessly off the pace or stuffing it in the wall. More often both. He also finished the season on 236 points. What's significant about that? Why, it's only 3 more than Oriol Servia scored. Oriol Servia. The guy who missed 7 races this year. Unacceptable.
Honourable mentions:Tony Kanaan: I hate to nominate TK, especially in a year where he finally won the Indy 500, but there were a few too many mistakes on his end to be quite frank. Chief among these is breaking his front wing on DIxon's car at Pocono and ruining what would've been a sure win
AJ Allmendinger: I hate even more to nominate the Dinger, but AJ had a golden opportunity to get back in IndyCars and he totally blew it. He was a major contender in the Indy 500, until his seatbelts came undone. He then followed that up by crashing in Detroit. In both races. On lap 1. Both times. It just leaves me so very disappointed.
EJ Viso: Let's look at what every driver who got a hold of Andretti equipment did this year. Marco Andretti: A very consistent, solid year, if missing that edge that makes it a title-contending year. James Hinchcliffe: Ragged and wild, but damn fast as well, winning 3 races. RHR: Somewhere in between Marco and Hinchtown. Carlos Munoz: Could very well have won the Indy 500 in his first try, and showed absolutely no fear while doing it. Now, what did EJ Viso do? Oh, that's right. Nothing. 20 drivers walked away from this season with a podium. Viso was not one of them.
Will Power: Yeah, he won 3 races. He won on an oval to boot. He finished 4th overall. But for 16 races of the year this guy did nothing but choke.
Alex Tagliani: Every single time Tags looked like doing something impressive he threw it away. I'll be surprised if he's back in any capacity for 2014.
Dario Franchitti: And here's the kicker. I don't like to kick someone while they're down, but the fact is Tagliani was more impressive at Fontana subbing for Dario than Dario himself was all season. If I were him I would seriously consider hanging up the helmet at this point.