Grand Prix Rejects

Like last time, I completely forgot there was a race this weekend (You know, being last week of High School ever and all ) so the deadline will again be moved to the start of Q1.

Wizzie's predictions
2013 Singapore GP

1. VETTELWINSLOL
2. Hamilton
3. Alonso
4. Webber
5. Massa
6. Raikkonen
7. Ricciardo
8. Perez
9. Button
10. Rosberg

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Hulkenberg
ROTR: Hulkenberg (Ruins Monza heroics with suicidal move on Rosberg midway through the race)
IIDOTR: Sutil (Comes within heartbreaking gearbox failure of scoring a podium)
DBTMOTR: Grosjean
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

2013 WaffleCat GP

1. VETTELWINSLOL
2. ALONSOPODIUMSLOL
3. Webber
4. Hamilton
5. Rosberg
6. Massa
7. Raikkonen
8. Grosjean
9. BUTTONGETSMINORPOINTSLOL
10. Ricciardo

Pole: VETTELPOLESLOL
Fastest lap: Vettel
First retirement: MALDONADOCRASHESLOL
ROTR: McLaren pit crew
IIDOTR: Caterham
DBTMOTR: GUTIERREZDOESNOTHINGLOL
MLP: Guti
DNQ: Chance that Max Chilton won't win the 2014 title

2013 RAMON FILM PRODUCTIONS WALALALALA ACTION because I could not come up with any better ideas on how to name the Singaporean Grand Prix myself Grand Prix

1. Vettel
2. Hamilton
3. Alonso
4. Webber
5. Rosberg
6. Raikkonen
7. Massa
8. Ricciardo
9. Button
10. Perez

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Gutierrez Squared
ROTR: Gutierrez Squared
IIDOTR: di Resta
DBTMOTR: Grosjean
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

East Londoner's Predictions
2013 No More Singapore Sling Grand Prix

1. VETTELWINSLOL
2. Hamilton
3. Webber
4. Alonso
5. Button
6. Alonso
7. Raikkonen
8. Maldonado
9. Bottas
10. Perez

Pole: VETTELPOLELOL
Fastest lap: VETTELFASTESTLAPLOL
First retirement: Rosberg (Gets a gearbox full of neutrals about two laps in)
ROTR: Sauber (Hulkenberg, after he's confirmed with Lotus for 2013, just trolls around in the midfield, whilst Gutierrez plumbs new depths by crashing into a Caterham)
IIDOTR: Williams (a double points finish is happily welcomed)
DBTMOTR: Massa (Drives like a man who's already given up on his career )
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: The amount of laps I'll probably be watching of this race (0, as i'll probably be hungover, with it being freshers week and all that. )

2013 Bye Bye Sling Chicane GP
1. Webber
2. Alonso
3. Massa
4. Rosberg
5. Hamilton
6. Perez
7. Sutil
8. Di Resta
9. Button
10. Maldonado

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Raikkonen
First DNF: Vettel (DNS)
ROTR: Vettel
IIDOTR: Vettel (for stalling his car upon warm-up lap)
DBTMOTR: Bottas
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: None

2013 Authoritarian Capitalist City-State GP

1. Vettel
2. Alonso
3. Rosberg
4. Massa
5. Ram-ilton
6. Ricciardo
7. Sutil
8. Perez
9. Hulkenberg
10. Button

Pole: Rosberg
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First DNF: Grosjean, he can't be this consistent can he?
ROTR: Maximus Chiltonius for his season long lagging behind Bianchi. In this case, he's a lap behind Bianchi.
IIDOTR: Ricciardo
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: Martin Truex Jr.

The 2013 HereComesTheTilkeAndNeweySnoozeFestBitOfTheSeason Grand Prix

1. Vettel.
2. Webber (If Red Bull don't keep sabotaging him).
3. Alonso
4. Hamilton
5. Kimi
6. Rosberg
7. Massa
8. Grosjean
9. Button, deservedly so for putting on that stupid red hat.
10. Di Resta

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Vettel
First retirement: Perez
ROTR: Perez
IIDOTR: Bianchi
DBTMOTR: The ChiltMeister
MLP: Bottas

Dishonourable mention : Vettel's pathetic screams/Christian Horner's generic radio message/Herman Tilke/The 2013 season as a whole.

Ataxia's predictions
2013 The Power of a Million Candles! Grand Prix

1. Vettel
2. Alonso
3. Raikkonen
4. Hamilton
5. Rosberg
6. Grosjean
7. Massa
8. Di Resta
9. Button
10. Perez

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Hulkenberg
First Retirement: Webber
ROTR: Webber (spears into JEV in a similar manner to Schumacher last season)
IIDOTR: Pic (finishes 12th)
DBTMOTR: Sutil
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

2013 Exorbitantly Expensive Certificates of Entitlement Grand Prix

1. Alonso (I believe)
2. Vettel
3. Hamilton
4. Rosberg
5. Button (I believe)
6. Webber
7. Raikkonen
8. Hulkenberg
9. Massa
10. Perez

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Maldonado
ROTR: Di Resta
IIDOTR: Van der Garde
DBTMOTR: Gutierrez
MLP: Van der Garde
DNQ: None

WaffleCat's predictions
2013 $100'000 for a Freaking Honda Grand Prix

1. Alonso
2. Hamilton
3. Perez
4. Webber
5. HULK HOGAN (Hulkenberg,for short)
6. Raikkonen
7. Vettel
8. Massa
9. Button
10. Vergne

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Kimi
First Retirement: Pic
ROTR: Di Resta
IIDOTR: HULK HOGAN
DBTMOTR: Ricciardo
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: No.Just...No.

tommykl's predictions
2013 No Chewing Gum Grand Prix

1. Vettel
2. Hamilton
3. Alonso
4. Webber
5. Räikkönen
6. Button
7. Sutil
8. Massa
9. Pérez
10. di Resta

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Webber
First Retirement: Bottas
ROTR: Bottas
IIDOTR: Sutil
DBTMOTR: Grosjean
MLP: Gutiérrez
DNQ: nope

SgtPepper wrote:Dishonourable mention : Vettel's pathetic screams/Christian Horner's generic radio message/Herman Tilke/The 2013 season as a whole.

Don't forget Christian Horner's moving feet shown on TV.

Are we taking the LOL terms to new extremes now are we. This is getting Ludicrous now

1. Vettel
2. Webber
3. Grosjean
4. Massa
5. Hamilton
6. Rosberg
7. Perez
8. Button
9. Sutil
10. Hulkenberg

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Webber
First Retirement: Raikkonen
ROTR: Alonso (whined in the radio because Massa blocked him and ends the day in the wall)
IIDOTR: Grosjean (heroic podium)
DBTMOTR: Alonso
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: 0

FantometteBR's predictions
2013 Nelson Angelo Piquet's Non-Memorial Grand Prix

1. Vettel
2. Raikkonen
3. Rosberg
4. Alonso
5. Massa
6. Button
7. Gutiérrez
8. Hulkenberg
9. Hamilton
10. Di Resta

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Raikkonen
First Retirement: Maldonado (old habits never fail)
ROTR: Webber/Grosjean (crash into each other in ridiculous way
IIDOTR: Sauber(best race of the year
DBTMOTR: Ricciardo
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: 0.0

DOSBoot's Perdictions:

2013 Insomnia Appreciation Night Grand Prix

1. Vettel
2. Hamilton
3. Webber
4. Alonso
5. Raikkonen
6. Massa
7. Grojean
8. Rosberg
9. Riccardo
10. Button

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Hamilton
First Retirement: Maldonaldo
ROTR: Perez
IIDOTR: Grojean
DBTMOTR: Gutierrez
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

Takagi's predictions

2013 'I'm a Litter Lout' t-shirt Grand Prix

1. Vettelwinslol
2. Webber
3. Alonso
4. Hamilton
5. Raikkonen
6. Rosberg
7. Grosjean
8. Perez
9. Massa
10. Button

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Vettel
First retirement: Vergne
ROTR: Force India
IIDOTR: Raikkonen (17th to 5th)
DBTMOTR: Gutierrez
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: Lel wut. 0

Edit: Double points. Woooooooooo!

2013 It's mid-afternoon with daylight where I live Grand Prix

1. Seabass Vettel
2. Alonso
3. Hamilton
4. Webber
5. Rosberg
6. di Resta
7. Hulkenberg
8. Raikkonen
9. Ricciardo
10. Sutil

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Vettel
First retirement: Maldonado (Grsjean makes it back to the pits at least)
ROTR: removing the turn 10 chicane (although I have no idea why)
IIDOTR: di Resta
DBTMOTR: Massa (at the worst possible time in his career, looking for a new drive)
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: Mastercard Lola.

Lets give Singapore a chance 2013 Gp

1. Webber
2. Alonso
3. Vettel
4. Hamilton
5. Rosberg
6. Massa
7. Raikkonen
8. Riccardo
9. Vergne
10. Hulkenberg

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Webber
First Retirement: Button/Grosjean
ROTR: Mclaren
IIDOTR: Webber
DBTMOTR: Di Resta
MLP: Gutiérrez
DNQ: no

2013 Nightlife Highlife Mylife GP

1 Alonso
2 Rosberg
3 Webber
4 Vettel
5 Hulkenberg
6 Raikkonen
7 Grosjean
8 Di Resta
9 Massa
10 Maldonado

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Webber
First Retirement: Chilton (Black Flagged for being too slow)
ROTR: Hamilton: Crashes at the revised turn 10 1 lap away from victory
IIDOTR Hulkenberg: 5th sees him get the Lotus drive next season
DBTMOTR: Massa
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: Number of Good Deeds Gru had done before the events of Despicable Me (0)

QuickYoda41's predictions
2013 Singapore GP

1. Vettel
2. Alonso
3. Hamilton
4. Rosberg
5. Raikkonen
6. Button
7. Ricciardo
8. Grosjean
9. Di Resta
10. Hülkenberg

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Webber/Massa (crash after start)
ROTR: Perez
IIDOTR: Ricciardo
DBTMOTR: Gutierrez
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

Meatwad's predictions

2013 Singapore Grand Prix
1. Vettel
2. Hamilton
3. Alonso
4. Rosberg
5. Webber
6. Räikkönen
7. Button
8. Massa
9. Vergne
10. Maldonado

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Webber
First retirement: Pérez
ROTR: Pérez
IIDOTR: Vergne
DBTMOTR: Gutiérrez
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

Hound55's predictions

2013 Wizzie Grad Prix

1. Webber
2. Rosberg
3. Hamilton
4. Vettel
5. Alonso
6. Grosjean
7. Vergne
8. Massa
9. Sutil
10. Di Resta

Pole: Webber
Fast Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Raikkonen
ROTR: Maldonado
IIDOTR: Rosberg
DBTMOTR: Ricciardo
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: Nope

tristan1117's predictions
2013 Singapore GP

1. Vettel
2. Alonso
3. Hamilton
4. Webber
5. Massa
6. Raikkonen
7. Grosjean
8. Di Resta
9. Button
10. Gutierrez

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Chilton
ROTR: Perez
IIDOTR: Gutierrez
DBTMOTR: Perez
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

FMecha's Comeback Predictions
2013 Brightest Nite Grand Prix

1. Vettel
2. Raikkonen
3. Alonso
4. Webber
5. Grosjean
6. Hamilton
7. Button
8. Sutil
9. Bottas
10. Chilton

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: GVDG
ROTR: Gutierrez
IIDOTR: Bottas/Chilton
DBTMOTR: Maldonado
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

2013 Singa-won'tpour Grand Prix

1) Vettel
2) Hamilton
3) Alonso
4) Webber
5) Raikkonen
6) Rosberg
7) Massa
8) Grosjean
9) Button
10) Hulkenberg

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Maldonado
ROTR: Williams
IIDOTR: Hulkenberg
DBTMOTR: Gutierrez
MLP: Gutierrez (even with the DBTMOTR nomination!)
DNQ: None

mash's Predictions
2013 Bling 'n' Bore Grand Prix

1. Vettel
2. Hamilton
3. Webber
4. Rosberg
5. Raikkonen
6. Alonso
7. Grosjean
8. Massa
9. Button
10. Perez

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Van der Garde
ROTR: Gutierrez
IIDOTR: Grosjean
DBTMOTR: Gutierrez
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

Rocks with Salt's Predictions
2013 Prime-time GP

1. Vettel
2. Hamilton
3. Alonso
4. Webber
5. Raikkonen
6. Massa
7. di Resta
8. Perez
9. Maldonado
10. Ricciardo

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Vettel
First retirement: Rosberg
ROTR: The Stewards
IIDOTR: van der Garde
DBTMOTR: Bottas
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: None

Gwilym's Predictions
2013 We Didn't Manage To Build A Decent Track So We Had To Go For The Gimmick Grand Prix

1. Vettel
2. Hamilton
3. Alonso
4. Raikkonen
5. Grosjean
6. Rosberg
7. Webber
8. Button
9. Sutil
10. Hulkenberg

P. Hamilton
FL. Vettel
FR. Maldonado
ROTR. Maldonado
IIDOTR. Grosjean
DBTMOTR. Massa
MLP. Gutierrez
DNQ. Nil

TMLW's predictions
2013 Singapore Grand Prix

1. Webber
2. Alonso
3. Vettel
4. Massa
5. di Resta
6. Hamilton
7. Sutil
8. Rosberg
9. Ricciardo
10. Vergne

Pole: Hamilton
FLAP: Alonso
First DNF: Maldonado
ROTR: Lotus
IIDOTR: Webber
DBTMOTR: Grosjean
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

2013 Crashgate Grand Prix
1. Vettel
2. Alonso
3. Räikkönen
4. Hamilton
5. Webber
6. Button
7. di Resta
8. Hülkenberg
9. Grosjean
10. Bottas
Pole Hamilton
FL Vettel
1st Ret: Massa
ROTR: Perez
IIDOTR: di Resta
DBTMOTR: Massa
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

1. Vettel
2. Hamilton
3. Alonso
4. Webber
5. Rosberg
6. Raikkonen
7. Massa
8. Grosjean
9. Button
10. Sutil

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Rosberg
First Retirement: Maldonado
ROTR: Maldonado
IIDOTR: Alonso
DBTMOTR: Gutierrez
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

good_Ralf's predictions

2013 Singapore no-Sling Grand Prix

1) Vettel
2) Alonso
3) Grosjean
4) Hamilton
5) Rosberg
6) Webber
7) Raikkonen
8) Vergne
9) Perez
10) Button

Pole: Vettel
FL: Vettel
First retirement: Massa
IIDOTR: Alonso
DBTMOTR: Raikkonen
ROTR: Gutierrez (crashes out)
MLP: Hulk
DNQ: Same as the number of Singapore GPs without a SC

JohnnyCarwash's predictions

2013 Singapore Grand Prix

1) Vettel
2) Webber
3) Grosjean
4) Hamilton
5) Rosberg
6) Raikkonen
7) Alonso
8) Ricciardo
9) Perez
10) Bottas

Pole: Vettel
FL: Vettel
First retirement: Maldonado
IIDOTR: Bottas/Chilton
DBTMOTR: Gutierrez
ROTR: Maldonado
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None