Grand Prix Rejects

The topic has not been opened, and it's a Wednesday afternoon already?
To make this delay up, nominations are allowed up to the launch of Q1

2013 WDC Decider
1. Vettel
2. Webber
3. Grosjean
4. Alonso
5. Hamilton
6. Rosberg
7. Hülkenberg
8. Massa
9. Button
10. Perez

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Sutil
ROTR: Force India
IIDOTR: Hülkenberg by default
DBTMOTR: Sutil
MLP: Gutierrez Gutierrez
DNQ: Nope

East Londoner's Predictions
2013 #BlameWizzie Grand Prix (those on the chat will know what I'm talking about)

1. Vettel
2. Hamilton
3. Grosjean
4. Hulkenberg
5. Webber
6. Alonso
7. Button
8. Raikkonen
9. Sutil
10. Bottas

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Vettel
First retirement: Gutierrez/Di Resta (The Glass of Milk punts Gutierrez Squared going into the hairpin on lap 1. Idiot. )
ROTR: Perez (yet more bloody nonsense driving, ruins his, Massa's and Rosberg's races in the end)
IIDOTR: Bottas (we expect mega drives from the Hulk now. Bottas picks up the pieces and holds off Rosberg/Massa for his debut point)
DBTMOTR: Di Resta (Whilst Sutil is dragging the shitbox Force India to the points, the Glass of Milk is busy crashing into Saubers. )
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: The amount of Predicament Predictions rounds that Wizzie has actually done the scores on his own so far this year (Zero, for the unknowing. )

2013 Goodbye India GP
1. Webber
2. Vettel
3. Grosjean
4. Massa
5. Alonso
6. Raikkonen
7. Hülkenberg
8. Gutierrez
9. Hamilton
10. Button

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Webber
First Retirement: Di Resta
ROTR: Anything with a Mercedes Engine
IIDOTR: Massa
DBTMOTR: Raikkonen
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: no.

2013 Force India "Home" Race Even Though They're Based in the UK and Have No Indian Drivers
1. Vettelwinsrofl
2. Alonso
3. Raikkonen
4. Grosjean
5. Webber
6. Hulkenberg
7. Hamilton
8. Rosberg
9. Button
10. Massa

Pole: Vettel
FL: Vettel
First Ret: Chilton
ROTR: Force India
IIDOTR: Grosjean (would've won with good strategy)
DBTMOTR: Guti^2 (not his fault, but his teammate is Hulkenberg)
MLP: Guti^2
DNQ: Funny synonym for zero

2013 Wintersports are getting near GP

1 Webber
2 Vettel
3 Raikkonen
4 Rosberg
5 Grosjean
6 Hulkenberg
7 Alonso
8 Gutierrez
9 Button
10 Ricciardo

Pole: Webber
Fastest Lap: Webber
First Retirement: Hamilton
ROTR: Alonso (Qualifies poorly and trolls around to 7th)
IIDOTR: Webber (Gets his first ever Hat-Trick)
DBTMOTR: Massa (Alonso is bad but Massa is much worse)
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: Number of wins scored by Nick Heidfeld and Martin Brundle Combined (0)

2013 I miss Narain Grand Prix

1. Vettel
2. Hulkenberg
3. Webber
4. Hamilton
5. Alonso
6. Grosjean
7. Raikkonen
8. Ricciardo
9. Vergne
10. Gutierrez

Pole: Vettel
Fast Lap: Vettel
First retirement: Sutil
ROTR: The Marshalls (it's always something, isn't it?)
IIDOTR: Hulkenberg
DBTMOTR: Gutierrez
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: Chilton

DOSBoot's Perdictions:

2013 Chicken Curry Grand Prix

1. Vettel
2. Webber
3. Alonso
4. Grojean
5. Hamilton
6. Raikkonen
7. Hulkenberg
8. Button
9. Massa
10. Perez

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Maldonaldo
ROTR: Force India
IIDOTR: Hülkenberg
DBTMOTR: Rosberg
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

2013 IPL Indian GP

1. Vettel
2. Grosjean
3. Raikonnen
4. Hamilton
5. Webber
6. Hulkenberg
7. Alonso
8. Gutierez
9. Vergne
10. Button

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Glass of Semi Skimmed Milk
ROTR: Force India (double DNF at there home race which isn't strictley a home race)
IIDOTR: Hülkenberg
DBTMOTR: Glass of Semi SKimmed Milk
MLP: Gutierez
DNQ: number of times Life got into qualifyiing (0)

FantometteBR's predictions
2013 Baichung Bhutia and Sunil Chhetri GP

1. Vettel
2. Hamilton
3. Grosjean
4. Raikkonen
5.Alonso
6. Massa
7. Button
8. Rosberg
9. Sutil
10. Webber

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Maldonado
ROTR: Toro Rosso/Sauber (lackluster pace costs them points finish_
IIDOTR: Button (semi-decent race for the points)
DBTMOTR: Di Resta
MLP: Valtteri the Bottas
DNQ: ***

1. Grosjean
2. Rosberg
3. Perez
4. Hulkenberg
5. Raikkonen
6. Button
7. Massa
8. Gutierrez
9. Maldonado
10. Sutil


Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vergne
First Retirement: Hamilton/Vettel/Alonso/Webber
ROTR: Hamilton (tries to get the lead in first corner and takes several cars with him)
IIDOTR: Grosjean (Finally, the victory)
DBTMOTR: Raikkonen
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: none

Meatwad's predictions

2013 Everybody stay calm! Don't panic! It's just another championship for Vettel! Grand Prix
1. Vettel
2. Webber
3. Räikkönen
4. Grosjean
5. Alonso
6. Massa
7. Rosberg
8. Hülkenberg
9. Gutiérrez
10. Hamilton

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Vettel
First retirement: Vergne
ROTR: McLaren
IIDOTR: Gutiérrez
DBTMOTR: Pérez
MLP: Gutiérrez
DNQ: None
Well done to whoever gets the reference! It has a little to do with India.

go_Rubens's Predictions

2013 I Can't Think of a Good, Hazy Name for this Race GP

1. Vettel
2. Webber
3. Grosjean
4. Hamilton
5. Hülkenberg
6. Gutiérrez
7. Rosberg
8. Alonso
9. Räikkönen
10. Pérez

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Button (car failure)
ROTR: Massa (Alonso may have finished 8th on pure pace, but Felipe was way out of depth)
IIDOTR: Sauber ('Nuff Said)
DBTMOTR: Massa
MLP: Gutiérrez Gutiérrez
DNQ: The number of times more than one Jaguar XJ13 was produced

Aerospeed's predictions
2013 Indian GP
1. Vettel
2. Grosjean
3. Rosberg
4. Webber
5. Hamilton
6. Massa
7. Hulkenberg
8. Raikkonen
9. Sutil
10. Di Resta

Pole: Webber
Fastest Lap: Grosjean
First DNF: Pic
ROTR: Pic
IIDOTR: Grosjean
DBTMOTR: Alonso
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: The same amount of points that HRT have scored

2013 Indian Grand Prix

1. Vettel
2. Grosjean
3. Webber
4. Alonso
5. Raikkonen
6. Hamilton
7. Rosberg
8. Button
9. Hulkenberg
10. Perez

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First DNF: Di Resta
ROTR: Force India
IIDOTR: Grosjean
DBTMOTR: Maldonado
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: None

wsrgo's Predictions:

2013 I Can't Think Of A Funny Name As This Is My Home Grand Prix

1. Webber
2. Vettel
3. Hamilton
4. Alonso
5. Grosjean
6. Rosberg
7. Hulkenberg
8. Button
9. Gutierrez
10. di Resta

Pole: Webber
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First DNF: Raikkonen (taken out by Massa)
ROTR: Sutil
IIDOTR: Grosjean
DBTMOTR: Sutil
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: Nevermind

2013 This may be a cancelled Grand Prix (Or maybe not)

1. Alonso
2. Vettel
3. Webber
4. Rosberg
5. Hamilton
6. Raikkonen
7. Button
8. Grosjean
9. di Resta
10. Hulkenberg

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Hamilton
First DNF: Vettel (maybe, hopefully, just for variety rather than any vindicative reason...)
ROTR: Attempt to get the race cancelled (see links above)
IIDOTR: Alonso
DBTMOTR: Sutil
MLP: Gut-squared
DNQ: Nein

2013 Darjeeling is the best tea ever Grand Prix
1. Vettel
2. Raikkonen
3. Alonso
4. Webber
5. Grosjean
6. Hamilton
7. Rosberg
8. Hülkenberg
9. Button
10. Massa

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: di Resta
ROTR: di Resta
IIDOTR: Giedo van der Garde
DBTMOTR: Massa
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: The name of a Japanese fighter plane.

QuickYoda41's predictions
2013 Indian Grand Prix
1. Vettel
2. Rosberg
3. Webber
4. Grosjean
5. Hamilton
6. Alonso
7. Raikkonen
8. Hülkenberg
9. Perez
10. Button

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Di Resta
ROTR: Di Resta
IIDOTR: Perez
DBTMOTR: Gutierrez
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: none

2013 WDC Decider
1. Vettel
2. Alonso
3. Raikkonen
4. Webber
5. Hamilton
6. Rosberg
7. Perez
8. Massa
9. Button
10. Hulk

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Grosjean
ROTR: Maldonado
IIDOTR: Perez
DBTMOTR: Maldonado
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: Nope

2013 My Girlfriend Is Indian Grand Prix

1. Vettel
2. Webber
3. Grosjean
4. Hamilton
5. Alonso
6. Kimi
7. Hulk
8. Button
9. Massa
10. Perez

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Di Resta (unforced error, with dishounarable mention to Coulthard's blaming of all other external factors)
ROTR: Maldonado
IIDOTR: Hulk
MLP: Bottas

RAK's Predictions
2013 "Vettel's Fourth WDC" Indian Grand Prix

1) Vettel
2) Raikkonen
3) Alonso
4) Grosjean
5) Webber
6) Rosberg
7) Hamilton
8) Massa
9) Hulkenberg
10) Ricciardo

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Grosjean
First Retirement: Sutil
ROTR: Sutil - overexuberance knocks him out on the first lap
IIDOTR: Grosjean - by keeping Vettel from scoring another Grand Slam
DBTMOTR: Gutierrez
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

2013 ThisIsGrosjeansRace Indian GP
1. Grosjean
2. Webber
3. Rosberg
4. Hamilton
5. Alonso
6. Räikkönen
7. Hülkenberg
8. Button
9. Perez
10. Sutil

Pole Position: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Rosberg
First Retirement: Maldonado
ROTR: Ferrari - Vettel is champion despite gearbox failure
IIDOTR: Grosjean
DBTMOTR: Räikkönen
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

2013 Never Happened GP

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10. N/A

Pole Position: N/A
Fastest Lap: N/A
First Retirement: N/A
ROTR: The petition
IIDOTR: The track dogs
DBTMOTR: N/A
MLP: N/A
DNQ: Everyone

tommykl's Predictions
2013 Thanks for not opening the thread at the correct time because otherwise I wouldn't have been able to post my predictions since I only just returned home from a week-long school trip and I'm frankly amazed that I can form such a long sentence in what isn't even my first language GP
1. Vettel
2. Grosjean
3. Webber
4. Hamilton
5. Hülkenberg
6. Räikkönen
7. Alonso
8. Massa
9. Button
10. Gutiérrez

Pole Position:Grosjean
Fastest Lap: Webber
First Retirement: Pérez
ROTR: Pérez
IIDOTR: Grosjean
DBTMOTR: Pérez
MLP: Gutiérrez
DNQ: None

good_Ralf wrote:2013 Never Happened GP

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10. N/A

Pole Position: N/A
Fastest Lap: N/A
First Retirement: N/A
ROTR: The petition
IIDOTR: The track dogs
DBTMOTR: N/A
MLP: N/A
DNQ: Everyone

Well, I guess we can rule this out..

tommykl wrote:2013 Thanks for not opening the thread at the correct time because otherwise I wouldn't have been able to post my predictions since I only just returned home from a week-long school trip and I'm frankly amazed that I can form such a long sentence in what isn't even my first language GP

2013 You are very well welcome for the fact that I opened the topic a day later as I thought Wizzie or someone else will actually do that on the Tuesday as it was originally meant to be and therefore you could post your predictions without any penalties whatsoever while I am amazed at the fact as well that you have pulled a sentence that long GP

wsrgo wrote:

good_Ralf wrote:2013 Never Happened GP

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10. N/A

Pole Position: N/A
Fastest Lap: N/A
First Retirement: N/A
ROTR: The petition
IIDOTR: The track dogs
DBTMOTR: N/A
MLP: N/A
DNQ: Everyone

Well, I guess we can rule this out..

Yeah good_ralf has just cost himself a stack of points with that prediction

Freeze-O-Kimi wrote:

wsrgo wrote:

good_Ralf wrote:2013 Never Happened GP

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Pole Position: N/A
Fastest Lap: N/A
First Retirement: N/A
ROTR: The petition
IIDOTR: The track dogs
DBTMOTR: N/A
MLP: N/A
DNQ: Everyone

Well, I guess we can rule this out..

Yeah good_ralf has just cost himself a stack of points with that prediction

But imagine all the points if he got it right!

Gwilym's predictions
The Indian Grand Prix Memorial Indian Grand Prix of India.

1. Vettel
2. Alonso
3. Grosjean
4. Hamilton
5. Raikkonen
6. Rosberg
7. Hulkenberg
8. Webber
9. Perez
10. Sutil

P. Vettel
FL. Vettel
Retirement. Vergne with a gearbox
ROTR. The guys who decided to try and cancel the race after the race
IIDOTR. Grosjean
DBTMOTR. Massa
MLP. Gutierrez
DNQ. N/A

mash's Predictions
2013 Indian GP
1. Vettel
2. Grosjean
3. Webber
4. Hamilton
5. Raikkonen
6. Alonso
7. Rosberg
8. Hulkenberg
9. Button
10. Perez

Pole Position:Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Maldonado
ROTR: Maldonado
IIDOTR: Grosjean
DBTMOTR: Maldonado
MLP: Gutiérrez
DNQ: None

2013 We-Barely-Knew-Ye Indian GP
1. Grosjean
2. Vettel
3. Webber
4. Raikkonen
5. Alonso
6. Hamilton
7. Rosberg
8. Hulkenberg
9. Massa
10. Perez

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Sutil
ROTR: Force India
IIDOTR: Alonso
DBTMOTR: Button
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: Nadie

UgncreativeUsergname wrote:

Freeze-O-Kimi wrote:

wsrgo wrote:Well, I guess we can rule this out..

Yeah good_ralf has just cost himself a stack of points with that prediction

But imagine all the points if he got it right!

Indeed, looking at rainclouds from a few miles away, he decided to take wets. Unfortunately, the clouds decided to give the race a miss, and good_Ralf slipped from a possible winning position to last place.

Wizzie's Predictions
2013 Wizzie's second home GP

1. VETTELWINSLOL
2. Grosjean
3. Webber
4. Raikkonen
5. Alonso
6. Hamilton
7. Rosberg
8. Hulkenberg
9. Massa
10. Button

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Grosjean
First Retirement: Vergne/Ricciardo
ROTR: Toro Rosso (Manage to take each other out at the start)
IIDOTR: Grosjean (Gets eliminated in Q2, makes his way up into P2)
DBTMOTR: Perez
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: Nil

Johnny Carwash's Predictions
2013 Chicken Madras home GP

1. Vettel
2. Webber
3. Grosjean
4. Raikkonen
5. Alonso
6. Hamilton
7. Massa
8. Hulkenberg
9. Perez
10. Button

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Maldonado
ROTR: Sutil
IIDOTR: Chilton
DBTMOTR: Rosberg (2nd retirement)
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: None

Wizzie wrote:Wizzie's Predictions
2013 Wizzie's second home GP

wsrgo wrote:

Wizzie wrote:Wizzie's Predictions
2013 Wizzie's second home GP

iirc Wizzie has some Indian ancestry, I think one of his parents is.

wsrgo wrote:

Wizzie wrote:Wizzie's Predictions
2013 Wizzie's second home GP

Indeed it is. Virtually all my immediate and extended family come from various parts of South India.

TMLW's predictions
2013 VETTELWINSLOL Grand Prix

1. Vettel
2. Rosberg
3. Grosjean
4. Massa
5. Perez
6. Hamilton
7. Raikkonen
8. Di Resta
9. Sutil
10. Ricciardo

Pole: Vettel
FLAP: Raikkonen
First DNF: GVDG
ROTR: Alonso
IIDOTR: The fly
DBTMOTR: Alonso
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: None