1. Mercedes
Nico Rosberg (he stays on with the team as the reigning WDC from '14)
Sebastian Vettel (as Newey leaves RB, so does Seb)
2. Red Bull Racing
Daniel Ricciardo (#1 driver, wins Montreal and Hungaroring in '14)
Nico Hulkenberg (Nico finally gets that top drive he has wanted for so long)
3. Ferrari
Fernando Alonso (after being promised major improvements on all fronts for 2015 Fernando stays put)
Jules Bianchi (Monaco hero is ready for the big leagues)
4. Force India
Mark Webber (Mark can't shake off the F1 bug, and signs a 2-year contract with Vijay in September of '14)
Daniil Kvyat (FI gets to have Daniil on loan for one season)
5. McLaren
Jenson Button (the elder statesman stays onboard for yet another year at McLaren)
Jolyon Palmer (for the third straight season McLaren puts a different driver in the second car, this time 2014 GP2 Series Champion Jolyon Palmer)
6. Williams
Valtteri Bottas (Williams darling finn stays on with the team)
Susie Wolff (after being the fastest driver in her two FP1 sessions in 2014, she gets promoted to the second race seat for 2015)
7. Scuderia Torro Rosso
Jean-Eric Vergne (JEV seems destined to never be able to leave this team)
Johnny Cecotto, Jnr (Franz Tost sees something in JCJ)
8. Lotus (if the team survives)
Romain Grosjean (like Fernando, Romain is promised major improvements so he decides to stay)
Robert Kubica (Bob miraculously returns to Formula 1)
9. Marussia
Max Chilton (daddy/money/talent/talent/talent)
Vitaly Petrov (wins the last seven races in DTM and returns to F1)
10. Sauber (if the team survives)
Giedo van der Garde (the God returns)
Simona de Silvestro ('twould be awesome)
11. Caterham (if the team survives)
Marcus Ericsson (against ALL odds the qualifying-crashing Swede gets a renewed contract)
Carmen Jorda (finishes runner-up in the 2014 GP3 Series Championship and skips GP2 straight to F1,
becoming one of three women on the grid. Also brings £20 million in sponsorship)
Out of F1 (and 2015 plans);
Lewis Hamilton (after just missing out on the WDC signs contract with Tony Stewart)
Kevin Magnussen (races GT's with father Jan)
Sergio Perez (inspired by Kimi, Checo leaves for WRC)
Felipe Massa (unknown, disappears from the world motorsport radar altogether)
Kimi Raikkonen (ditto Massa)
Adrian Sutil (retires, turns actor)
Esteban Gutierrez (races Brazilian touring cars)
Kamui Kobayashi (chooses to sit out the year, no money left)
Pastor Maldonado (signs twelve-year contract as crash test driver for Euro NCAP)
Edit;
Damn, I forgot about the gold mine that is the Indycar Series
