Grand Prix Rejects

Yes, I know a lot of people don't like Miami but let's hope we get something good.



Remember it's a sprint race weekend.


Template for predictions:

S1: Driver finished 1st in the sprint
S2: Driver finished 2nd in the sprint
S3: Driver finished 3rd in the sprint
S4: Driver finished 4th in the sprint
S5: Driver finished 5th in the sprint
S6: Driver finished 6th in the sprint
S7: Driver finished 7th in the sprint
S8: Driver finished 8th in the sprint
Sprint Pole:
First Retirement or None:

1. Driver finished 1st in the race
2. Driver finished 2nd in the race
3. Driver finished 3rd in the race
4. Driver finished 4th in the race
5. Driver finished 5th in the race
6. Driver classified 6th in the race
7. Driver classified 7th in the race
8. Driver classified 8th in the race
9. Driver classified 9th in the race
10. Driver classified 10th in the race
Race Pole: 2 points
FL: 1 point
First Retirement: 2 points
ROTR: 3 points
IIDOTR: 3 points
DBTMOTR: 2 points
LP: 1 point
F2P: 1 point
Yellow Flag: 1 point
Worst Team: 1 point
Funniest Alternative Title: 1 point

S1: Verstappen
S2: Leclerc
S3: Norris
S4: Sainz
S5: Piastri
S6: Perez
S7: Hamilton
S8: Alonso
Sprint Pole: Norris
First Retirement or None: None

1. Verstappen
2. Perez
3. Sainz
4. Leclerc
5. Norris
6. Piastri
7. Alonso
8. Hamilton
9. Russell
10. Hulkenberg
Race Pole: Verstappen
FL: Sainz
First Retirement: Zhou
ROTR: Alpine
IIDOTR: Hulkenberg
DBTMOTR: Sargeant
LP: Sargeant
F2P: Tsunoda
Yellow Flag: Ricciardo
Worst Team: Williams

The 2024 more chance of Liverpool actually winning a game than a entertaining race (and that's even more unlikely)

S1: Max Verstappen
S2: Sergio Perez
S3: Carlos Sainz
S4: Charles Leclerc
S5: Lando Norris
S6: Oscar Piastri
S7: George Russell
S8: Lewis Hamilton
Sprint Pole: Verstappen
First Retirement or None: None

1: Max Verstappen
2: Sergio Perez
3: Carlos Sainz
4: Charles Leclerc
5: Lando Norris
6: Oscar Piastri
7: George Russell
8: Lewis Hamilton
9. Fernando Alonso
10. Nico Hulkenberg
Race Pole: Max Verstappen
FL: Max Verstappen
First Retirement: None
ROTR: Stroll
IIDOTR: Hulkenberg
DBTMOTR: Gasly
LP: Sargeant
F2P: Albon
Yellow Flag: nope
Worst Team: Alpine

Florida man falls asleep to F1 race

S1: M Verstappen
S2: S Perez
S3: C Sainz
S4: C Leclerc
S5: O Piastri
S6: L Hamilton
S7: F Alonso
S8: L Norris
Sprint Pole: M Verstappen
First Retirement or None: None

1. M Verstappen
2. S Perez
3. C Leclerc
4. L Norris
5. C Sainz
6. O Piastri
7. G Russell
8. F Alonso
9. L Hamilton
10. Y Tsunoda
Race Pole: M Verstappen
FL: M Verstappen
First Retirement: None
ROTR: Ferrari livery clickbaiting
IIDOTR: Nobody
DBTMOTR: L Sargeant
LP: L Sargeant
F2P: O Piastri
Yellow Flag: D Ricciardo
Worst Team: Sauber

2024 Miami Vice-stappen wins again!

S1:Max V
S2:Sergio P
S3:Lando N
S4:Lewis H
S5:Carlos S
S6:Charles L
S7:George R
S8:Yuki T
Sprint Pole:Max
First Ret:Stroll

1:Max V
2:Charles L
3:Carlos S
4:Lando N
5:Fernando A
6:George R
7:Yuki T
8:Fernando A
9:Sergio P
10:Alex A

Pole:Charles L
FL:Max V
First Retirement:Esteban O
ROTR:Haas
IIDOTR:No-one
DBTMOTR:Danny R
LP:Valtteri B
F2P:Pierre G
Yellow Flag:Pierre G
Worst Team:Williams
Funniest Alternative Title:Me,me and thrice me!

S1: Verstappen
S2: Perez
S3: Leclerc
S4: Sainz
S5: Norris
S6: Alonso
S7: Piastri
S8: Russell
Sprint Pole: Verstappen
First Retirement or None: None

1. Verstappen
2. Perez
3. Sainz
4. Leclerc
5. Norris
6. Piastri
7. Alonso
8. Russell
9. Hamilton
10. Tsunoda
Race Pole: Verstappen
FL: Verstappen
First Retirement: Zhou
ROTR: Alpine
IIDOTR: Tsunoda
DBTMOTR: Sargeant
LP: Sargeant
F2P: Tsunoda
Yellow Flag: Zhou
Worst Team: Alpine

The 2024 Miami F1 Grand Prix

S1: Verstappen
S2: Sainz
S3: Perez
S4: Norris
S5: Leclerc
S6: Russell
S7: Alonso
S8: Piastri

Sprint Pole: Verstappen
First Retirement or None: Sargeant

1. Verstappen
2. Sainz
3. Perez
4. Norris
5. Leclerc
6. Russell
7. Hamilton
8. Alonso
9. Piastri
10. Hulkenberg

Race Pole: Verstappen
FL: Verstappen
First Retirement: Tsunoda
ROTR: Tsunoda
IIDOTR: Nothing of note
DBTMOTR: Stroll
LP: Sargeant
F2P: Ricciardo
Yellow Flag: Tsunoda
Worst Team: RB Visa Cash App

(Updated after 1st Practice)

2024 Miami Springs GP

S1: Verstappen
S2: Perez
S3: Sainz
S4: Norris
S5: Leclerc
S6: Russell
S7: Alonso
S8: Hamilton

Sprint Pole: Verstappen
First Retirement: None

1: Verstappen
2: Perez
3: Leclerc
4: Sainz
5: Norris
6: Hamilton
7: Piastri
8: Russell
9: Alonso
10: Ricciardo

Pole: Verstappen
Fastest Lap: Verstappen
First Retirement: Bottas
ROTR: Miami Spectacle
IIDOTR: Ricciardo
DBTMOTR: Stroll
Last Place: Sargeant
FTP: Magnussen
Yellow Flag: Sargeant
Worst Team: Haas

Why aren’t Sprint races called Petits Prix? Sprint race of Miami

S1: Verstappen
S2: Perez
S3: Piastri
S4: Norris
S5: Hamilton
S6: Russell
S7: Leclerc
S8: Sainz
Sprint Pole: Sainz
First Retirement or None: none

1. Verstappen
2. Sainz
3. Leclerc
4. Perez
5. Norris
6. Russell
7. Hamilton
8. Alonso
9. Piastri
10. Stroll

Race Pole: Verstappen
FL: Verstappen
First Retirement: Magnussen
ROTR: Ferrari’s ‘blue’ livery
IIDOTR: Leclerc
DBTMOTR: Sargeant
LP: Sargeant
F2P: Nico Hulkenberg
Yellow Flag: Kevin Magnussen
Worst Team: Haas

S1: VER
S2: PER
S3: LEC
S4: SAI
S5: NOR
S6: HAM
S7: PIA
S8: ALO
Sprint Pole: VER
First Retirement or None: None

1. VER
2. PER
3. LEC
4. NOR
5. SAI
6. HAM
7. PIA
8. RUS
9. ALO
10. STR
Race Pole: VER
FL: LEC
First Retirement: MAG
ROTR: SC
IIDOTR: MAG
DBTMOTR: GAS
LP: SAR
F2P: BOT
Yellow Flag: ALB
Worst Team: Sauber

2024 Liberty are weak for not having Imola this weekend Grand Prix

S1: Verstappen
S2: Leclerc
S3: Perez
S4: Sainz
S5: Norris
S6: Russell
S7: Hamilton
S8: Piastri
Sprint Pole: Verstappen
First Retirement or None: None

1. Verstappen
2. Perez
3. Sainz
4. Leclerc
5. Norris
6. Hamilton
7. Piastri
8. Russell
9. Alonso
10. Tsunoda

Race Pole: Verstappen
FL: Verstappen
First Retirement: Zhou
ROTR: Ricciardo
IIDOTR: No award
DBTMOTR: sTroll
LP: Sargeant
F2P: Magnussen
Yellow Flag: Zhou
Worst Team: Sauber

2024 "The Upcoming Loss of Miami is One of the Few Good Things About Climate Change" Grand Prix

S1) Verstappen
S2) Sainz
S3) Piastri
S4) Perez
S5) Leclerc
S6) Hamilton
S7) Norris
S8) Russell

Sprint Pole: Verstappen

1) Verstappen
2) Perez
3) Norris
4) Sainz
5) Piastri
6) Leclerc
7) Russell
8) Hamilton
9) Tsunoda
10) Alonso

Pole: Verstappen
FL: Verstappen
First Retirement: Magnussen
ROTR: Ricciardo
IIDOTR: None
DBTMOTR: Ricciardo
LP: Sargeant
F2P: Hamilton
Yellow Flag: Magnussen
Worst Team: Sauber

Race prediction.

1) Verstappen
2) Sainz
3) Perez
4) Leclerc
5) Norris
6) Piastri
7) Russell
8) Hamilton
9) Tsunoda
10) Stroll