Grand Prix Rejects

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2024 The Wall of Champions is now a 25-year-old meme Grand Prix du Canada

1. Verstappen
2. Sainz
3. Leclerc
4. Russell
5. Hamilton
6. Alonso
7. Piastri
8. Norris
9. Perez
10. Albon
Pole:Verstappen
Fastest Lap: Verstappen
First Retirement: Ocon
ROTR: Perez
IIDOTR: not awarded
DBTMOTR: Perez
LP: Stroll
FTP: Gasly
YF: Ocon
Worst Team: Haas

the 2024 Lance Stroll will be even worse than usual gp

1. Max Verstappen
2. Charles Leclerc
3. Sergio Perez
4. Carlos Sainz
5. Lewis Hamilton
6. Oscar Piastri
7. Fernando Alonso
8. George Russell
9. Lando Norris
10. Yuki Tsunoda
Pole: Max Verstappen
Fastest Lap: Max Verstappen
First Retirement: Lance Stroll
ROTR: Lance Stroll
IIDOTR: no-one
DBTMOTR: Logan Sargeant
LP: Logan Sargeant
FTP: Alex Albon
YF: 1st lap.
Worst Team: Sauber

The Twent-eh 24 Canadian Grand Prix

1. Verstappen
2. Perez
3. Norris
4. Leclerc
5. Sainz
6. Hamilton
7. Piastri
8. Russell
9. Tsunoda
10. Ricciardo
Pole: Norris
Fastest Lap: Verstappen
First Retirement: Stroll
ROTR: Alonso
IIDOTR: Ricciardo
DBTMOTR: Sargeant
LP: Sargeant
FTP: Zhou
YF: Magnussen
Worst Team: Sauber

2024 Rain in 5 Grand Prix

1. Verstappen
2. Norris
3. Leclerc
4. Sainz
5. Piastri
6. Perez
7. Russell
8. Hamilton
9. Tsunoda
10. Alonso

Pole: Verstappen
Fastest Lap: Leclerc
First Retirement: Sergeant
ROTR: "Rain in 5"
IIDOTR: Alonso (random stab at it)
DBTMOTR: Sergeant
LP: Zhou
FTP: Gasly
YF: Zhou
Worst Team: Sauber

The 'when we were talking about a dripping,curdled creation we meant poutine not Lance' GP...

1.Max
2.Lando
3.Charles
4.Carlos
5.Fernando
6.Oscar
7.Lewis
8.George
9.Yuki
10.Alex
Pole:Max
Fastest Lap:Charles
First Retirement:Valtteri
ROTR:Lance
IIDOTR:No-one
DBTMOTR:Lance
LP:Esteban
FTP:Esteban
YF:Esteban
Worst Team:Alpine
Funniest Alternative Title:

2024 "Stroll goes for a stroll" Grand Prix

1) Verstappen
2) Leclerc
3) Sainz
4) Perez
5) Norris
6) Russell
7) Hamilton
8) Piastri
9) Alonso
10) Tsunoda

Pole: Verstappen
Fastest Lap: Leclerc
First Retirement: Bottas
ROTR: Stroll
IIDOTR: None
DBTMOTR: Stroll
LP: Zhou
FTP: Zhou
YF: Stroll
Worst Team: Sauber

1. Verstappen
2. Sainz
3. Leclerc
4. Norris
5. Piastri
6. Russell
7. Alonso
8. Hamilton
9. Perez
10. Stroll
Pole: Verstappen
Fastest Lap: Verstappen
First Retirement: Ocon
ROTR: Perez
IIDOTR: not awarded
DBTMOTR: Perez
LP: Sargeant
FTP: Gasly
YF: Ocon
Worst Team: Haas

1. Max
2. Chuck
3. Checo
4. Lando
5. Sainz
6. Piastri
7. Russ
8. Lewis
9. Nando
10. Stroll
Pole: Max
Fastest Lap: Hamilton
First Retirement: Zhou
ROTR: Rain in 5
IIDOTR: Everyone but dealing with huge rain
DBTMOTR: Ocon
LP: Bottas
FTP: Albon
YF: Hulkenberg
Worst Team: Kick Sauber

The 2024 Canadian "Crofty chokes on his nth poutine pun" F1 Grand Prix

1. Verstappen
2. Leclerc
3. Norris
4. Perez
5. Sainz
6. Russell
7. Piastri
8. Hamilton
9. Tsunoda
10. Albon

Pole: Verstappen
Fastest Lap: Verstappen
First Retirement: Alonso
ROTR: Aston Martin for doing an Alpine
IIDOTR: Marmots for being cute
DBTMOTR: Piastri
LP: Zhou
FTP: Bottas
YF: Stroll
Worst Team: Saudiber

Even Lawrence Stroll can't buy a win to Lance Stroll Grand Prix

1. Verstappen
2. Norris
3. Leclerc
4. Piastri
5. Sainz
6. Hamilton
7. Russell
8. Tsunoda
9. Alonso
10. Hülkenberg
Pole: Verstappen
Fastest Lap: Leclerc
First Retirement: Zhou
ROTR: Magnussen
IIDOTR: Tsunoda
DBTMOTR: Perez
LP: Sargeant
FTP: Magnussen
YF: Zhou
Worst Team: Sauber

2024 Maple Leaf GP

1: Verstappen
2: Norris
3: Hamilton
4: Russell
5: Piastri
6: Leclerc
7: Sainz
8: Perez
9: Alonso
10: Stroll

Pole: Verstappen
Fastest Lap: Verstappen
First Retirement: Magnussen
ROTR: Zhou
IIDOTR: Hamilton
DBTMOTR: Perez
LP: Sargeant
YF: Zhou
FTP: Ocon
Worst Team: Sauber