Grand Prix Rejects

OK let's get mine in early... 2024 Let's all go down the Strip!(Have a max-nana) GP

1. Max
2. Carlos
3. Lando
4. Charles
5. Lewis
6. Oscar
7. George
8. Sergio
9. Fernando
10. Yuki

Race Pole:Max
FL: Sergio
1st Retirement: Valtteri
ROTR: The race itself
IIDOTR: Nobody
DBTMOTR: Stroll
LP: Albon
F2P: Ocon
Yellow Flag: Ocon
Worst team: Alpine

2024 M. Bison/Balrog Grand Prix

1) Hamilton
2) Norris
3) Russell
4) Leclerc
5) Sainz
6) Piastri
7) Alonso
8) Gasly
9) Verstappen
10) Hulkenberg

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Verstappen
First Retirement: Colapinto
ROTR: Red Bull
IIDOTR: None
DBTMOTR: Stroll
LP: Albon
F2P: Ocon
Yellow Flag: Perez
Worst Team: Sauber

The 2024 Las(*cuts to unknown US celeb) Ve(*snubbed by US gangsta DJ)gas F1(*cuts to helicopter shot of Sin City) Grand Prix

1. Russell
2. Norris
3. Hamilton
4. Leclerc
5. Verstappen
6. Sainz
7. Piastri
8. Hulkenberg
9. Perez
10. Bottas

Race Pole: Russell
FL: Piastri
1st Retirement: Albon
ROTR: Race direction
IIDOTR: Bottas
DBTMOTR: Zhou
LP: Zhou
F2P: Bottas
Yellow Flag: Stroll
Worst team: Aston Martin

1. Norris
2. Russell
3. Leclerc
4. Hamilton
5. Sainz
6. Verstappen
7. Piastri
8. Hulkenberg
9. Perez
10. Gasly

Pole: Norris
Fastest lap: Russell
First retirement: Zhou
ROTR: Sauber
IIDOTR: Hulkenberg
DBTMOTR: Stroll
LP: Bottas
F2P: Gasly
Yellow flag: Zhou
Worst team: Sauber

If Bas Vegas is in Basildon, is Las Vegas in London?

1. Driver finished 1st in the race Verstappen
2. Driver finished 2nd in the race Norris
3. Driver finished 3rd in the race Piastri
4. Driver finished 4th in the race Leclerc
5. Driver finished 5th in the race Sainz
6. Driver classified 6th in the race Russell
7. Driver classified 7th in the race Hamilton
8. Driver classified 8th in the race Perez
9. Driver classified 9th in the race Hulkenberg
10. Driver classified 10th in the race Tsunoda
Race Pole: 2 points Verstappen
FL: 1 point Verstappen
First Retirement: 2 points no DNF
ROTR: 3 points lack of race action
IIDOTR: 3 points Hulkenberg
DBTMOTR: 2 points Perez
LP: 1 point Zhou
F2P: 1 point Albon
Yellow Flag: 1 point no yellow flags
Worst Team: 1 point Sauber

1. Norris
2. Piastri
3. Hamilton
4. Russell
5. Leclerc
6. Verstappen
7. Sainz
8. Hulkenberg
9. K-mag
10. Lawson

Pole: Norris
Fastest lap: Piastri
First retirement: Perez
ROTR: Perez
IIDOTR: Lawson
DBTMOTR: Yuki
LP: Zhou
F2P: Albon
Yellow flag: Perez
Worst team: Sauber

1. Norris
2. Leclerc
3. Max
4. Sainz
5. Piastri
6. Hamilton
7. Russell
8. Perez
9. Albon
10. Hulkenberg

Pole: Leclerc
Fastest lap: Russell
First retirement: Alonso
ROTR: Las Vegas GP organizers
IIDOTR: Albon
DBTMOTR: Colapinto
LP: Zhou
F2P: Alonso
Yellow flag: Alonso
Worst team: Sauber