Grand Prix Rejects

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And it's tot ziens for the Dutch Grand Prix in 2026 with the final one being a sprint weekend So that's one more weekend that can be shovelled off to a Middle Eastern country. I loved both incarnations of Zandvoort whether it be racing through the dunes or the constant rollercoaster of the new look...

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Interesting to note that after Patrick Tambay had to miss the '86 Detroit Grand Prix due to an accident, Eddie Cheever substituted. Haas' original choice was Mario Andretti since he was driving for Haas in Champcar.Mario declined,so they tried-but failed to get-a superlicence for Michael Andretti to...

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So apparently we won't be having a Lewis Hamilton on the grid this season

Try and get your teeth round that...

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And the first firm news of the year is that Spa will be missing from the calendar in 2028 and 2030

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2024 Abu-Dhabba-doo Grand Prix 1.Charles 2.Carlos 3.Max 4.Lando 5.Oscar 6.George 7.Yuki 8.Lewis 9.Sergio 10.Alex Race Pole:Carlos Fastest lap:Oscar First Retirement:Zhou ROTR: Max for his comments that he would deliberately try and put another driver into the wall to end up upside down. Amazed that ...

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Just a reminder from Unusual Stats from March

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So apparently every team that has finished 1-2 in Melbourne has gone on to be WCC that year...some hope for Ferrari?

The Tifosi will be triumphant. The Mystic Hamster hath prophesied it..

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Early contender
17 drivers under investigation!

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2024 Electric or acoustic Qatar? Grand prix S1:Max S2:Lando S3:Oscar S4:Charles S5:Carlos S6:Yuki S7:George S8:Lewis SP:Max First retirement:Bottas Race 1:Max 2:Carlos 3:Charles 4:Lando 5:Lewis 6:Oscar 7:Sergio 8:George 9:Fernando 10:Lance Race Pole:Carlos FL:Charles First Retirement: Lawson ROTR: R...

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OK let's get mine in early... 2024 Let's all go down the Strip!(Have a max-nana) GP 1. Max 2. Carlos 3. Lando 4. Charles 5. Lewis 6. Oscar 7. George 8. Sergio 9. Fernando 10. Yuki Race Pole:Max FL: Sergio 1st Retirement: Valtteri ROTR: The race itself IIDOTR: Nobody DBTMOTR: Stroll LP: Albon F2P: Oc...

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2024 Not so much a Brazilian as a very close shave GP! S1:Norris S2:Sainz S3:Leclerc S4:Hamilton S5:Russell S6:Verstappen S7:Piastri S8:Alonso SP:Norris 1st Retirement: Ocon Race 1:Sainz 2:Norris 3:Hamilton 4:Piastri 5:Leclerc 6:Verstappen 7:Russell 8:Alonso 9:Hulkenberg 10:Magnussen RP: Norris FL: ...

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2024 Mexican GP-Day of the Dead who will be driving for Sauber next year

1.Max
2.Lando
3.Charles
4.Carlos
5.Lewis
6.Oscar
7.Sergio
8.George
9.Liam
10.Franco

Race Pole:Charles
FL:Lando
FR:Esteban
ROTR:Alpine
IIDOTR:None
DBTMOTR: Valtteri
LP:Zhou
F2P: Pierre
Yellow Flag: Pierre
Worst Team: Alpine

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The Texas Hold'em... up in a line behind Max GP S1 Max S2 Lando S3 Charles S4 Carlos S5 Lewis S6 George S7 Alex S8 Franco Sprint Pole: erp already been done so I can't do that.... First Ret: Valtteri Race: 1.Max 2.Lando 3.George 4.Oscar 5.Charles 6.Carlos 7.Lewis 8.Sergio 9.Liam 10.Fernando Pole:Max...

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https://f1i.com/news/520408-remembering ... omise.html

Ah the days when you could drive a car emblazoned with a half-dressed young lady brandishing a pack of cigarettes...

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By the way, when do the results appear? :?: The grand folk who run this site are volunteers, this site is their hobby. They have lives away from this forum. They will get round to it when they get the chance and opportunity. No problem-I'm not complaining. I just wondered if since we hadn't seen an...

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2024 Sing-while-you're-winning-a-pore Grand Prix 1.Max 2.Lando 3.Carlos 4.Oscar 5.Sergio 6.Lewis 7.George 8.Charles 9.Franco 10.Yuki Pole:Lando FL:Lewis First Retirement:Zhou ROTR:Sauber IIDOTR:None DBTMOTR:Valtteri LP: Valtteri F2P:Esteban Yellow Flag: Esteban Worst Team: Sauber I'm more than happy...

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The Great British Baku-off Grand Prix...Papaya Round 1.Max 2.Lando 3.Oscar 4.Lewis 5.Sergio 6.George 7.Carlos 8.Charles 9.Esteban 10.Olly B Pole:Max FL:Lewis First Retirement:Colapinto ROTR:Colapinto IIDOTR:No-one LP:Yuki F2P:Yuki Yellow Flag:Bottas Worst Team:Sauber By the way, when do the results ...

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2024 Max, McLaren, Mayhem and the Monzainions... it's Despiastricable Me 4!

1.Lando
2.Max
3.Lewis
4.Oscar
5.Charles
6.Carlos
7.George
8.Sergio
9.Alex
10.Esteban

Pole-Max
FL-Oscar
FR-Colapinto
ROTR-Sauber
IIDOTR-Ocon
DBTMOTR-Colapinto
LP-Bottas
F2P-Danny Ric
Yellow Flag-Danny Ric
Worst Team-Sauber

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Meanwhile Haas' cars have been cleared to leave Zandvoort and head to Italy after it was confirmed their outstanding sponsor bill has been settled...

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At least Williams don't have the problems that Haas do,with bailiffs turning up to claim the Uralkali money and possibly seizing their assets or preventing them leaving Zandvoort, they might be at Monza without any cars. Which could prove rather a problem.. ;) J V..... Jacques Villeneuve? :roll: Jam...

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J V..... Jacques Villeneuve?

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2024 De graand prij vit de zand and de frites and de mayo and de oraange volk 1.de Max 2.het Lando 3.het Charles 4.de Oscar 5.de Lewis 6.de George 7.het Carlos 8.de Sergio 9.de Esteban 10.het Pierre Pole:Mad Max FL:Lewis FR:Logan ROTR:Sauber IIDOTR:No body at all... DBTMOTR:Logan LP:Zhou F2P:Ricciar...

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Not sure which thread should be in but this appeared in my Facebook feed-tour in Oct/Nov but some venues are selling out rapidly. One of the events will be livestreamed and available for a week afterwards. Gunther on tour Venues: 1 Oct Ipswich 2 Oct Stoke 3 Oct Bexhill 6 Oct Bournemouth 8 Oct Guildf...

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2024 I am Spa-tacus! I am Spa-tacus! No I am Spa-tacus! Grand Prix 1.Max 2.Lando 3.Carlos 4.Charles 5.Oscar 6.George 7.Lewis 8.Sergio 9.Yuki 10.Alex Pole:Max FL:Carlos Retirement:Ocon ROTR:Race control. Somehow some way IIDOTR:No-one DBTMOTR:Daniel LP:Daniel F2P:Valtteri Yellow Flag:Valtteri Worst T...

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Well that performance has hardly helped Perez increase his standing in the team's view has it?

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2024 Hungary Hungary Hippos Grand Prix 1.Max 2.Norris 3.Hamilton 4.Leclerc 5.Sainz 6.Piastri 7.Russell 8.Gasly 9.Ocon 10.Stroll Pole:Sainz FL:Sainz First Retirement:Bottas ROTR:Aston Martin IIDOTR:None DBTMOTR:Perez LP:Magnussen F2P:Magnussen Yellow Flag:Ocon DBTMOTR:Ocon Worst Team:Aston Martin By ...

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2024 It's the Brits Blitz Grand Prix!

1.Max
2.Lando
3.Carlos
4.Charles
5.Oscar
6.Lewis
7.George
8.Yuki
9.Sergio
10.Fernando

Race pole:Max
Fastest Lap:Lewis
First Retirement: Esteban
ROTR: Esteban
IIDOTR: No-one
DBTMOTR: Lance
LP: Kevin
F2P: Nico
Yellow Flag: Nico
Worst Team: Haas

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Just out of curiosity, in the sprint qualifying with a minute or two left no-one had set a time. What would have happened if for instance Leclerc had stopped out on the track with his issue instead of in the pit lane and left insufficient time for anyone to complete their lap and register a time? Ho...

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2024 The hills are alive with the sound of Max-sic Grand Prix S1:Max S2:Lando S3:Lewis S4:George S5:Oscar S6:Carlos S7:Charles S8:Yuki Sprint Pole:Max First Retirement:None Race 1:Max 2:Lando (as it has been and forever shalt be) 3:Lewis 4:George 5:Carlos 6:Oscar 7:Charles 8:Yuki 9:Fernando 10:Lance...

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Well that was a proper qualifying-being disputed right to the very last second and with just 0.02 of a second separating 1st and 2nd and just 0.035 a second separating 3rd to 7th!

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2024 Max and the Bull-fighters Grand Prix

1.Max
2.Lando
3.Charles
4.George
5.Lewis
6.Oscar
7.Sergio
8.Yuki
9.Alex
10.Kevin
Pole:Max
Fastest Lap:Lando
First Retirement:Esteban
ROTR:Alpine
IIDOTR:No one
DBTMOTR:Valtteri
LP:Valtteri
FTP:Pierre
YF:Pierre
Worst Team:Alpine

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The 'when we were talking about a dripping,curdled creation we meant poutine not Lance' GP... 1.Max 2.Lando 3.Charles 4.Carlos 5.Fernando 6.Oscar 7.Lewis 8.George 9.Yuki 10.Alex Pole:Max Fastest Lap:Charles First Retirement:Valtteri ROTR:Lance IIDOTR:No-one DBTMOTR:Lance LP:Esteban FTP:Esteban YF:Es...

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2024 Mo-na-mo-na-mo-na-mo-na-co--doo-doo-da-doo Grand Prix

1.Max
2.Lando
3.Sergio
4.Charles
5.Lewis
6.Carlos
7.Fernando
8.Oscar
9.Alex
10.Yuki
Pole:Max
Fastest Lap:Lando
First Retirement:George
ROTR:Lance
IIDOTR:No-one
DBTMOTR:Valtteri
LP:Valtteri
FTP:Esteban
YF:Esteban
Worst Team:Alpine

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'Emilio-n and one ways for the Red Bulls to dominate again' GP 1.Max 2.Lando 3.Sergio 4.Charles 5.Lewis 6.Carlos 7.Fernando 8.Oscar 9.Alex 10.Yuki Pole:Max Fastest Lap:Lando First Retirement:George ROTR:Lance IIDOTR:No-one DBTMOTR:Valtteri LP:Valtteri FTP:Esteban YF:Esteban Worst Team:Alpine And a b...

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2024 Miami Vice-stappen wins again! S1:Max V S2:Sergio P S3:Lando N S4:Lewis H S5:Carlos S S6:Charles L S7:George R S8:Yuki T Sprint Pole:Max First Ret:Stroll 1:Max V 2:Charles L 3:Carlos S 4:Lando N 5:Fernando A 6:George R 7:Yuki T 8:Fernando A 9:Sergio P 10:Alex A Pole:Charles L FL:Max V First Ret...

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Meh. That's not a blue Ferrari. This is a blue Ferrari... https://s3-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com/motorsport-magazine/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/19111722/1964-NART-Surtees-555x370.jpg I'm much more taken by the RB Visa's livery for Miami which is... well...hologrammatic https://media.formula1.com/image/u...

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So Lando has been going a bit wild with his fellow orange people and whacking his nose about....

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I nominate the stewards who gave Stroll 2 penalty points for careering into the back of another car behind a SC, K-Mag 2 points for swiping out Yuki and Fernando 3 points for some wheelbanging with Sainz which gave him a puncture....

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2024 Shang-hai-ho-hai-ho-it's another Max win oh no! Grand Prix S1:Max Verstappen S2:Sergio Perez S3:Charles Leclerc S4:Carlos Sainz S5:Oscar Piastri S6:Lando Norris S7:Fernando Alonso S8:Lewis Hamilton Sprint Pole:Max Retirement:Gasly 1:Max Again... 2:Perez 3:Leclerc 4:Sainz 5:Hamilton 6:Piastri 7:...

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2024 Nippy in Nippon Grand Prix

1.Verstappen
2.Sainz
3.Perez
4.Leclerc
5.Norris
6.Piastri
7.Russell
8.Magnussen
9.Tsunoda
10.Zhou

Pole: Verstappen
Fastest Lap: Sainz
First Retirement: Bottas
ROTR: Alpine
IIDOTR: Magnussen
DBTMOTR: Bottas
LP: Ocon
FTP: Stroll
YF: Stroll
Worst Team: Alpine

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So apparently every team that has finished 1-2 in Melbourne has gone on to be WCC that year...some hope for Ferrari?

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