Grand Prix Rejects

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1. Sky Sports. That's it, that's the tweet post.

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1. Pierre Gasly.

2. Alex Albon, he was unfortunate to fall outside of the points. It would have been nice for him to snap Williams' recent pointless streak today.

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Race control. End of story.

Dishonourable mention for David Crock.

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Ocon is a slam-dunk choice for me.

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What kind of leverage does Johnny Herbert have to still get appointed as a steward? How often do you see other 3-time GP winners Fisichella, Frentzen or Boutsen officiating?

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Race control.

40.
bathplug.
Seconds.

That is all.

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Londoner wrote: ↑03 Nov 2024, 18:06 1. Alpine. Perhaps the most astonishing and unexpected double podium since Stewart at the 1999 European GP?

2. Yuki Tsunoda. His race deserved a better result than P7 in the end, man was on it all day.

I couldn't say it better myself.

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Perez. </thread>

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Lewis. Retire old man.
The FIA for yet again endorsing cheating by letting Max away with his Codemasters F1 strats.

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David Crock. I'd almost take another race in a hellhole that gets away with ethnic cleansing if it meant that he wasn't on comms.
Sergio Perez.

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Carlos Sainz.
The FIA, for answering the question "What would happen to mid-90s F1 calendars if Milosevic & co had oil money?"

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1. McLaren . Absolute boneheaded stupidity, a complete driver management failure. If Norris loses the title by seven points, we can point to this nonsense. :facepalm: 2. Max Verstappen . A petulant toddler when he's not 30 seconds up the road from the next driver. Yeah, to be honest, we do not need...

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1. McLaren . Absolute boneheaded stupidity, a complete driver management failure. If Norris loses the title by seven points, we can point to this nonsense. :facepalm: 2. Max Verstappen . A petulant toddler when he's not 30 seconds up the road from the next driver. Yeah, to be honest, we do not need...

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Aston Martin for their double points finish.
Alvarez-Brown for recovering from losing his Nürburgring licence Albon for scoring points.

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McLaren can't throw this contest away, so I might as well provide some alternatives:

Perez, he wouldn't have been sacrificed as a guinea pig had he not binned it in Q1.
Alpine. This is what you get when you ditch your rainbow-fied logo.

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Haas. That's it, that's the tweet Xcretion.

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Fernando Alonso, for thinking that if he finished 18th nobody would realise he's more washed than Perez.
The stewards for taking about 90 seconds to activate the VSC while Turn 3 is strewn with debris.

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Perez for wasting Red Bull's catering budget.
Race control for taking about 40 seconds between Sargent stopping on track and bringing out the safety car.

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Username: Ciaran
Stable Name: Galway Tent Racing
Horse 1 Name: Gordon Elliott Furniture
Horse 2 Name: Horsin' Around

I'd also like to set up a 350 spagoo flat course.

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Sauber , I assume that Stake money has come at the cost of hiring some ketamine-addled sex trafficker fanboys as their pit crew. The FIA . I think Nando was just being his usual Wily Old:tm: self with the early lift at T6, it's still Russell's responsibility to be alert to what's going on ahead of ...

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We Have Twitch At Home Sauber for yet another botched pitstop.
Lance Stroll.

DHM for Liberty for continuing to lick Bonesaw's boots.

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Londoner wrote: ↑09 Mar 2024, 18:27 1. Ollie Bearman. 30 hours ago he was ready for another bog standard F2 weekend. What a performance from the lad!

2. Nico Hulkenberg. A precious point for Haas.

I can't disagree.

Honourable mention to Haas as a whole for a delightfully devilish strategy.

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1. Alpine . What the hell happened during the off-season? 2. Nico Hulkenberg . Qualifying hero to first corner zero. Dishonourable mention to the state of Formula 1 . The sport simply cannot afford another season like 2023 and yet it looks like that's the most likely outcome. The other nine teams s...

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David Croft for "What Verstappens in Vegas!" and for that divorce-worthy slogan for the F1 Wedding Chapel.

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Perez is a The First Slam Dunk IMHO. DHM for Hamilton for almost forcing Russell off at Spoon.

That said, if Merc are back on form next year it'll be nice to see a spicy title fight like those halcyon days of 2014 and 2016.

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Alonslow, I don't think I need to elaborate.
Race control, between slapping Perez on the wrist for doing his best impression of the average 10-year-old in a F1 23 open lobby, and taking a minute to decide to bring out the safety car, I'll give them the nod ahead of Russell.

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LOLpine.
Lance Stroll.

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Minus 1 million social credit for Zhou for ruining a likely double points finish for Alfa.

I'll also nominate Haas for their crappy race pace.

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Haas, for finishing last and providing the only retirement.
Race control, for taking so long to decide on (virtual) safety cars.

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TomPryce wrote: ↑18 Jun 2023, 19:41 1) Albon for obvious reasons.
2) Bottas for finally having a good race.

Seconded.

Honourable mention to Stroll for not needing Norris's penalty to get into the points.

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I'll be a hipster and nominate someone other than Ocon, that being Norris and Asuka Pastry Piastri.

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Ferrari for being Ferrari.
Checo for hammering in the final nail of the coffin in the 2023 title fight. GG Max.

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I'd like to participate as the team that sounds like a bookie holding company, iSport International.

EDIT: If that doesn't go through, my backups are DAMS and Carlin.

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McLaren, they've shown that Baku was a false dawn.
Leclerc, even though he saved us from yet another Max pole, he just looked lost all weekend.

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Race control. Someone's going to be woken up at 3am tonight for bringing shame upon the glorious and peaceful nation of Azerbaijan.
Ted Kravitz for his usual bullshit.

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Hulkenberg.
Zhou.

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I can't really think of anyone other than Race Control.

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1. Liberty Media for accepting Saudi blood money.
2. NEOM McLaren.

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Alex Albon for dragging that Williams to 12th. I don't envy him next time out at Interlagos.
Uh...Bottas for holding onto a points finish.

Honourable mention to the mariachi band and Aislabie's DIY skills.

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Ferrari, for yet again coming 3rd in a 2 horse race.
Ted Kravitz for his crap Spanish.

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