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by ranig » 27 Jun 2011, 22:26
Cynon wrote: "Look, David: I am the master, you are the apprentice".
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by Klon » 28 Jun 2011, 14:12
Feels wrong posting this here, because it really doesn't need one.
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by DOSBoot » 28 Jun 2011, 15:23
Webber: F*** this s***! I don't need to see this.
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by Ben Gilbert » 28 Jun 2011, 16:00
Cynon wrote: dnhrudi wrote: A new one! Here's Robby Unser during an IRL race at Texas in 1999;
Pacific are currently suing for copyright infringement: 'That's
our cock-up' a press-release stated.
Cynon wrote: Look further down the field, enjoy the view of the little guys and/or crap drivers in cars too good for them giving their all for a meager result. Because that's what I thought this forum celebrates the most.
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by ranig » 28 Jun 2011, 19:21
Mark:
OK, it's just another bad dream. Can I wake up now?... please?
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by golic_2004 » 28 Jun 2011, 19:32
Vettel: Oop. Poked your eyes out.
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by Phoenix » 28 Jun 2011, 20:34
Vettel to photographer: "See it well? Is it rigid and erect enough for you?"
Webber: "Oh, Jesus, not this joke again, it makes me quiver".
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by ranig » 28 Jun 2011, 21:32
Vettel: "Let's play hide and seek!"
Webber: "Seb, I know you are hiding behind your finger."
EDIT: my god, it is difficult not to make dirty jokes with this finger...
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by DOSBoot » 29 Jun 2011, 18:10
Vettel: Okay, pick a number between one and ten.
Webber: One.
Vettel: Dammit! How do keep beating me at this?!
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by Collieafc » 29 Jun 2011, 21:11
Webber: For the last time Vettel, your not Gods gift to F1 and you never came from the heavens!
DanielPT wrote: Life usually expires after 400 meters and always before reaching 2 laps or so. In essence, Life is short.
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by dr-baker » 29 Jun 2011, 22:26
Mmmmmmmmmm, chocolate fingers.....
watka wrote: I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
dinizintheoven wrote: GOOD CHRISTIANS do not go to jail. EVERYONE ON FORMULA ONE REJECTS should be in jail.
MCard LOLA
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by DOSBoot » 29 Jun 2011, 23:13
Webber: Sebastien! Why did you have do that to the guy above us?!
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by Peter » 30 Jun 2011, 01:32
Ford had to find something to do with the leftover Jaguars after 2004.
"The FIA's implementation of penalties is about as effective as that of the English football team."
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by Rocks with Salt » 30 Jun 2011, 04:01
The John Deere Award: Given to the driver who spends more time off the track tearing up the ground than on it. Or in this case...
OR
The most dedicated Jaguar fan.
In the world.
...in bed. 1998 Monaco GP wrote: Murray Walker: A lot of people here are really debating if Riccardo Rosset is Formula 1 material.Martin Brundle: Well, that's a fairly short debate, Murray.
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by ranig » 30 Jun 2011, 08:29
Jaguar wanted to prove that they can build a F1 car slower than Super Aguri [or your favorite reject team, whichever it is ^^]
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by Captain Hammer » 30 Jun 2011, 08:45
"Look what I found in Mark's nose!"
mario wrote: I'm wondering what the hell has been going on in this thread [...] it's turned into a bizarre detour into mythical flying horses and the sort of search engine results that CoopsII is going to have a very hard time explaining ...
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by stupot94 » 30 Jun 2011, 13:37
BabyG wrote: tkcom wrote: Sutil prepares for potential future court appearance... Homer Simpson style!
genius
Say your prayers, here comes the Pastor
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by stupot94 » 30 Jun 2011, 13:38
Oo Arr, Only £50 down market
Say your prayers, here comes the Pastor
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by Vepe » 30 Jun 2011, 13:52
And here comes the leader in the last corner in his Jaguar-John Deere. He´s the winner of the first race of the first season of Formula Lawn mower World Championship!!
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by dr-baker » 30 Jun 2011, 14:09
Vepe wrote: And here comes the leader in the last corner in his Jaguar-John Deere. He´s the winner of the first race of the first season of Formula Lawn mower World Championship!!
Well,
Lawn Mower Racing does exist...
watka wrote: I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
dinizintheoven wrote: GOOD CHRISTIANS do not go to jail. EVERYONE ON FORMULA ONE REJECTS should be in jail.
MCard LOLA
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by Aerospeed » 30 Jun 2011, 20:58
That's one way to mow one's lawn!
And it's still faster than an HRT
Mistakes in potatoes will ALWAYS happen
Trulli bad puns... IN JAIL NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM
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by dinizintheoven » 30 Jun 2011, 23:40
One man went to mow Went to mow a meadow One man and and his dog... woof! Went to mow... *BOOM!* *oil smoke*
...never mind...
James Allen, on his favourite F1 engine of all time: "...the Life W12, I can't describe the noise to you, but imagine filling your dustbin with nuts and bolts, and then throwing it down the stairs, it was something akin to that!"
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by ranig » 30 Jun 2011, 23:49
Vettel: "remember last year? you were trying to get
there .."
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by dnhrudi » 01 Jul 2011, 15:22
[quote="dinizintheoven"]
Ford CEO 1998, ''Hey this is much better than anything we have, lets make this our new GP car''
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by dnhrudi » 01 Jul 2011, 15:28
[quote="dnhrudi"][quote="dinizintheoven"]
Irvine senior finds a much more productive use for his boys runabout.....
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by resir014 » 01 Jul 2011, 15:44
Meanwhile, at the Nurburgring...
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by dr-baker » 01 Jul 2011, 15:45
resir014 wrote: Meanwhile, at the Nurburgring...
If that's the Nurburgring, what's it like at Valencia???
watka wrote: I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
dinizintheoven wrote: GOOD CHRISTIANS do not go to jail. EVERYONE ON FORMULA ONE REJECTS should be in jail.
MCard LOLA
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by Ross Prawn » 01 Jul 2011, 15:58
'And Sebastian Vettell cruises to another convincing victory..'
"Other than the car behind and the driver who might get a bit startled with the sudden explosion in front, it really isn't a major safety issue from that point of view,"
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by DOSBoot » 01 Jul 2011, 17:33
dr-baker wrote: resir014 wrote: Meanwhile, at the Nurburgring...
If that's the Nurburgring, what's it like at Valencia???
Probably Night of the Living Dead.
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by ADx_Wales » 01 Jul 2011, 17:54
Here we see the hibernating press office at silverstone, ready to be woken next friday.
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by Collieafc » 01 Jul 2011, 22:16
Formula 1 before Kobayashi
DanielPT wrote: Life usually expires after 400 meters and always before reaching 2 laps or so. In essence, Life is short.
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by Peter » 02 Jul 2011, 00:17
Collieafc wrote: Formula 1 before Sato
Fixed.
Meanwhile, in Spain, Australia, Brazil, and the UK.
"The FIA's implementation of penalties is about as effective as that of the English football team."
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by dnhrudi » 02 Jul 2011, 06:39
[quote="Collieafc"]
The Jean Todt effect!
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by Ross Prawn » 02 Jul 2011, 17:29
dr-baker wrote: [quote="resir014" Meanwhile, at the Nurburgring...
If that's the Nurburgring, what's it like at Valencia???[/quote]
"Other than the car behind and the driver who might get a bit startled with the sudden explosion in front, it really isn't a major safety issue from that point of view,"
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by FullMetalJack » 02 Jul 2011, 18:11
[/quote]
Reminds me of the DW Stadium in Wigan on matchday. Trust me, i've been there.
I like the way Snrub thinks!
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by stupot94 » 02 Jul 2011, 19:54
Tilke about to give a powerpoint presentation about his new track in outer yemen
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by Collieafc » 02 Jul 2011, 20:51
redbulljack14 wrote: Reminds me of the DW Stadium in Wigan on matchday. Trust me, i've been there.
You havent been to some of the Scottish grounds - 18000 capacity, 4000 crowd average
DanielPT wrote: Life usually expires after 400 meters and always before reaching 2 laps or so. In essence, Life is short.
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by FullMetalJack » 02 Jul 2011, 20:55
Collieafc wrote: redbulljack14 wrote: Reminds me of the DW Stadium in Wigan on matchday. Trust me, i've been there.
You havent been to some of the Scottish grounds - 18000 capacity, 4000 crowd average
Even Wigan ain't that bad, mostly because we had about 4000 fans and they had about 4000.
I like the way Snrub thinks!
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by Peter » 02 Jul 2011, 21:04
Meanwhile, at a Test cricket match.
"The FIA's implementation of penalties is about as effective as that of the English football team."
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by shinji » 03 Jul 2011, 00:38
Collieafc wrote: redbulljack14 wrote: Reminds me of the DW Stadium in Wigan on matchday. Trust me, i've been there.
You havent been to some of the Scottish grounds - 18000 capacity, 4000 crowd average
Murrayfield for an Edinburgh Magners match looks hilarious 4000ish in 50000+.
Better than 'Tour in a suit case' Takagi.