The Rejectful Eastern European Cars Computerised Series

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 27 Jun 2011, 10:09

Wow, Meerwick finally finished a race! :lol:

Bleu · Post by **Bleu** » 27 Jun 2011, 16:03

Benes:
I had bad qualifying, but I really enjoyed the race where I could make lots of progress. One close call with van Dycke but managed to pass him through the grass.

Simonov:
I had brilliant lap in qualifying but race-pace wasn't very good in my car. Therefore dropped back.

Btw, I think race highlights needs clip from the start of the race.

FMecha · Post by **FMecha** » 27 Jun 2011, 17:01

Late entry, again... :oops:

This is my first enterance at a computerized series, actually.

Driver: Kazuhiko Takagi (one of my F1C names, actually)
Car: the 126P
Number: 14
Sponsors: SS United (the SUPA AGORI sponsor), Himont (Coloni sponsor)
Color: Red and white (again, SUPA AGORI colors)

I hope this is OK. Takagi actually wants to bring SUPA AGORI to this series... but... Bathplug :lol:

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 27 Jun 2011, 20:36

FMecha wrote:Late entry, again... This is my first enterance at a computerized series, actually.

Driver: Kazuhiko Takagi (one of my F1C names, actually)
Car: the 126P
Number: 14
Sponsors: SS United (the SUPA AGORI sponsor), Himont (Coloni sponsor)
Color: Red and white (again, SUPA AGORI colors)

I hope this is OK. Takagi actually wants to bring SUPA AGORI to this series... but... Bathplug

Anything is possible, HWNSNBM is a part of it.

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 27 Jun 2011, 22:20

Only now could see the Race 2 highlights and, oh gosh

However if i think about the 4 people i based my 2 drivers on (who are friends of me, or just some epic dudes i know), it doesn't surprise me they are so rejectful.

Pointrox · Post by **Pointrox** » 27 Jun 2011, 23:02

I just thought of making separate classifications for each car.
Since some of the Polski Fiat racers are rather uneligible to have a Top 10 finish, they can at least compete on a level of their own

But don't ask me to count all this up, because - what was recently proved in F1Rejects LFS Cup - I blatantly suck at making all these standings.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 27 Jun 2011, 23:18

Brucie Kibbutz wrote:YEAH BATHPLUGS!!!! NUMERO UNO!!!!!!!!!!! This is how we ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!! My quotes will become bathplugging tiresome soon even if I don't win or do anything remarkable for that matter but who cares?! God, I'm so bathplugging hot I need to find some Polish pit babes with no cellulitis RIGHT NOW, you know what I mean?! Peace and love, bros!

Niko Bellic wrote:Whatever he says. I'm glad I still have the lead in the championship. The Skoda is really good car.

Brucie Kibbutz wrote:*Passes by running amok and hitting his head on purpose against a wall* Ouch, bathplug, I should calm down...

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 27 Jun 2011, 23:29

How can someone have -2 points? :lol:

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 27 Jun 2011, 23:36

JeremyMcClean wrote:How can someone have -2 points?

-Got beaten by a Trabant on a road course: -3 points
-The Paperweight Award (awarded to the driver who loses the most positions between qualifying and the race): -2 points
-Bonehead of the day: (Awarded to the bonehead who does something incredibly daft during the race): -5 points
-The "That's not gone well" award: (Exactly what it says on the tin): The Top Gear Golden Cock and -1 point.

This way

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 28 Jun 2011, 18:07

Phoenix wrote:
JeremyMcClean wrote:How can someone have -2 points?

-Got beaten by a Trabant on a road course: -3 points
-The Paperweight Award (awarded to the driver who loses the most positions between qualifying and the race): -2 points
-Bonehead of the day: (Awarded to the bonehead who does something incredibly daft during the race): -5 points
-The "That's not gone well" award: (Exactly what it says on the tin): The Top Gear Golden Cock and -1 point.

This way

and still, my driver with -2 points is nearly not be seen in the highlights of the races ... and has a lot less points than my trabant-driver. :shock:

KL-racer · Post by **KL-racer** » 30 Jun 2011, 02:26

Oh my gosh! I wasn't expecting this result from my driver's first ever race! Sixth place and 10 pts in round 3 at knockhill. Not bad for a debut race! Hopefully, my driver can follow this up next round!

Post by **Londoner** » 02 Jul 2011, 16:28

HOW did I miss this thread?

Oh well, hopefully Richie White will get his chance to shine at last.

Driver: Richie White
Car: Lada 2101
Number: 666 :twisted:

Sponsors: Iron Maiden
Livery: Somewhat like the Number Of The Beast album, if possible. If not, maybe the Seventh Son of a Seventh Son.album.

FMecha · Post by **FMecha** » 03 Jul 2011, 13:19

East Londoner wrote:HOW did I miss this thread? Oh well, hopefully Richie White will get his chance to shine at last.

Driver: Richie White
Car: Lada 2101
Number: 666
Sponsors: Iron Maiden
Livery: Somewhat like the Number Of The Beast album, if possible. If not, maybe the Seventh Son of a Seventh Son.album.

redbulljack14 wrote:Anything is possible, HWNSNBM is a part of it.

The Lukas · Post by **The Lukas** » 06 Jul 2011, 10:57

My entry
Name:Matej Uram
Car:Polski Fiat 126p(Maluch :mrgreen:

)
Sponsors:ŠKODA AUTO,Biedronka.
Livery:Green and blue
Number:126

MinardiFan95 · Post by **MinardiFan95** » 06 Jul 2011, 13:36

Round 4 - The Loch Rannoch Monster?

You've all heard of the Loch Ness Monster, but there is another monster lurking around a Scottish loch... the Loch Rannoch monster, a fearsome racetrack surrounding Loch Rannoch. The combination of high speed bends and a 90 degree corner onto the bridge will catch any driver out... and possibly eat them alive!

Crazy Dave was originally meant to be commentating for this race, but he passed out after drinking one too many Jagerbombs.

The REECCS stayed in Scotland for the fourth round of the series, this time at the high speed Loch Rannoch circuit. For once it wasn't a Skoda taking the pole position, with Maxim Simonov taking that honour. The first corner, a chicane, caught Dean O' Lauchlan out, the DHL car taking a quick roll. Meanwhile, the second corner was proving the action spot for this race, with everyone running wide and hitting the barrier, some even putting two wheels up on the side of it.

On the 13th minute of the race, history was made as the safety car made its first ever appearance (thanks to me leaving it on after a Champ Car race I did earlier in the day) to clean up the mess that the three Trabants had caused by rolling in exactly the same spot on the same lap at almost the same time. Race leader Frank Montana was fuming, as he lost a 2 second lead due to this. If there was one driver that benefited most from this, it would be Dean O'Lauchlan, who was making up a whole heap of ground on the leaders. He eventually passed Montana for the lead and was never headed from there on in, winning with an absolutely superb job after his early roll. Maxim Simonov was second, Frank Zimmer third and Montana fourth. However, there was still more rejectful action, as 8th placed Richie White and 12th placed James Davies inexplicably pitted on the last lap, just meters from the finish.

Slow poke in a fast car: Zbynek Benes
Master of Disaster: Ricky Bobby
Lolwut?: Richie White and James Davies
The Paperweight Award: Richie White (-21)
The Kobayashi Award: Dean O'Lauchlan (+11)
Bonehead of the day: Richie White and James Davies
The Daniel Melrose Award: Niko Bellic

Standings
Standings
1. Dean O'Lauchlan - 65pts
2. Frank Montana - 55pts
3. Frank Zimmer - 47pts
4. Niko Bellic - 46pts
5. Brucie Kibbutz - 39pts
6. HWNSNBM - 35pts
7. Yoshio Ikemachi - 29pts
8. Dave Simpson - 26pts
9. Maxim Simonov - 25pts
10. Laurent Seron - 24pts
11. James Davies - 24pts
12. Zbynek Benes - 22pts
13. Migle Drasavit - 21pts
14. Ricky Bobby - 18pts
15. Jari Kekkonen - 18pts
16. Jonas Mortarhouse - 17pts
17. Njord Munk - 16pts
18. G. Ceara - 11pts
19. Jorma Kalervo - 8pts
20. Kay Lon - 7pts
21. Peter Senerson - 6pts
22. Gio Van Dycke - 6pts
23. Ben Fleet - 5pts
24. Krzysztof Detmer - 5pts
25. Daniel Melrose - 4pts
26. Kazuhiko Takagi - 1pt
N/C. Matej Uram - 0pts
N/C. Samael Meerwick - 0pts
Wouter Lambrights - -2pts
Richie White - -3pts

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 06 Jul 2011, 17:42

James Davies wrote:Well, I would've liked to have finished on track, but I needed to take a shite.

Bleu · Post by **Bleu** » 06 Jul 2011, 18:09

2nd place! Can't comment anything before I can see the highlight video.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 06 Jul 2011, 18:34

Ben Fleet: 20th, 14th, 22nd, 15th - any chance of a mid-season car change?

KL-racer · Post by **KL-racer** » 06 Jul 2011, 18:48

5th place for my driver in her second race, not bad at all!
As long as she keeps this up, and doesn't DNF, recieves negative points from an award or finishes outside of points, I am happy with that and I just Can't wait to see the highlights on youtube!
And by the way, yes, my driver is indeed a female! :lol:

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 06 Jul 2011, 18:55

dr-baker wrote: any chance of a mid-season car change?

if he can do it, i can do it to

MinardiFan95 wrote:... to clean up the mess that the three Trabants had caused by rolling in exactly the same spot on the same lap at almost the same time.

again?

+ could you update the images of the cars on page1, i'd love to know how the newer entrants cars look like!

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 06 Jul 2011, 20:03

dr-baker wrote:Ben Fleet: 20th, 14th, 22nd, 15th - any chance of a mid-season car change?

21st, 22nd, 25th, 18th, 27th... :lol:

MinardiFan95 · Post by **MinardiFan95** » 07 Jul 2011, 01:30

The highlights video for Loch Rannoch is now up at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRehBdI-xHY

Bleu · Post by **Bleu** » 07 Jul 2011, 07:12

Simonov:
My Lada worked very well on this circuit. I thought I would have chances to win but got a bad start and dropped back few places. Fought back and got 2nd in the end, which is good anyway.

Benes:
I just wasn't able to find way past other cars. I hit the wall once pretty hard and my car was not 100% after that. I look forward for the next race, which should suit Skoda better than this.

SuperAguri · Post by **SuperAguri** » 07 Jul 2011, 07:47

I'm surprised that the piece of wall was still standing the amount of times it was hit. Is the cillit bang car just trying to make sure it's sponsor is promoted as much as possible? If so then he should paint it on the underside of the car too....

Frank Montana wrote:I oughta shoot someone, the last few laps, someone taps me and I lose a load of places. The win should have been mine and not that son of a gun O'Lauchaln. Next time guy, next time...

Yoshio Ikemachi wrote:8th is a bad place to finish, it would have been ninth if Richie White had remembered to go to the toilet before the race. If I do not get some points soon then I might be forced to commit harikari...

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 07 Jul 2011, 07:50

Bang! And you're done! :lol:

MinardiFan95 · Post by **MinardiFan95** » 07 Jul 2011, 07:55

Round 5 - Lydden Hill Rally-cross

For the first time this season the REECCS heads onto the dirt for the rallycross race at Lydden Hill.

8 drivers were disqualified from qualifying after being deemed to have completed more than the allowed amount of laps. They were allowed to start, but had to find their own way onto the track after being placed behind the armco. A few surprises came in qualifying, such as two Polski Fiats starting on the front row, though their time in the lead was short lived. The high kerbing of the hairpin caught many an unsuspecting driver out, sending them into a roll, but the Trabants found the long fast corner before the hairpin a better place to roll, with them often sliding across the infield into oncoming traffic over the other side, which explains why none of them finished.
The Skodas proved dominant again, with Dean O'Lauchlan using his dirt track experience to take a huge win over Zbynek Benes.

Slow poke in a fast car: Brucie Kibbutz
Master of Disaster: Kay Lon
Lolwut?: Brucie Kibbutz
The Paperweight Award: Ricky Bobby
The Kobayashi Award: Richie White
Bonehead of the day: Niko Bellic
The "Ambitious but Rubbish" award: Kay Lon

Standings
1. Dean O'Lauchlan - 90pts
2. Frank Montana - 62pts
3. Frank Zimmer - 60pts
4. Niko Bellic - 57pts
5. HWNSNBM - 51pts
6. Brucie Kibbutz - 42pts
7. Zbynek Benes - 42pts
8. Yoshio Ikemachi - 29pts
9. Dave Simpson - 26pts
10. Maxim Simonov - 25pts
11. Laurent Seron - 29pts
12. James Davies - 24pts
13. Migle Drasavit - 21pts
14. Jari Kekkonen - 18pts
15. Njord Munk - 18pts
16. Jonas Mortarhouse - 17pts
17. Jorma Kalervo - 16pts
18. Ricky Bobby - 16pts
19. G. Ceara - 12pts
20. Kay Lon - 12pts
21. Krzysztof Detmer - 11pts
22. Peter Senerson - 10pts
23. Richie White - 9pts
24. Gio Van Dycke - 6pts
25. Ben Fleet - 5pts
26. Daniel Melrose - 4pts
27. Kazuhiko Takagi - 4pts
28. Matej Uram - 3pts
N/C. Samael Meerwick - 0pts
Wouter Lambrights - -2pts

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 07 Jul 2011, 07:59

Okay, it's official: Meerwick is easily RotY

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 07 Jul 2011, 08:08

Shizuka wrote:Okay, it's official: Meerwick is easily RotY

Former 3 (or 4) time F1 World Champion Daniel Melrose disagrees

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 07 Jul 2011, 09:35

Wizzie wrote:
Shizuka wrote:Okay, it's official: Meerwick is easily RotY

Former 3 (or 4) time F1 World Champion Daniel Melrose disagrees

Melrose at least HAS points

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 07 Jul 2011, 10:55

23rd and last, not even completing one lap? Erm, go Ben Fleet? :cry:

SuperAguri · Post by **SuperAguri** » 07 Jul 2011, 12:53

dr-baker wrote:23rd and last, not even completing one lap? Erm, go Ben Fleet?

To be fair at least he started the race, one of my drivers was stuck outside the track due to the incompetence of the organisers.

SuperAguri · Post by **SuperAguri** » 07 Jul 2011, 13:47

As I know at least one person reads this...

If the championship was run as a proper F1 series with points (as the internet is serious business as we all know) what would the points look like?

Alternative championship using 1991 F1 Points

Code: Select all

-1 - Dean O'Lauchlan     34
-2 - Niko Belic          14
-3 - Frank Montana       13
-4 - Brucie Kibbutz      11
-5 - HWNSNBM             11
-6 - Frank Zimmer        11
-7 - Zbynek Benes        10
-8 - James Davies         6
-9 - Maxim Simonov        6
10 - Njord Munk           4
11 - Laurent Seron        3
12 - Migle Drasavit       3
13 - Yoshio Ikemachi      2
14 - Jari Kekkonen        1
15 - Richie White         1

Alternative championship using current F1 points system.

Code: Select all

-1 - Dean O'Lauchlan     96
-2 - Niko Belic          55
-3 - Frank Zimmer        49
-4 - Frank Montana       45
-5 - HWNSNBM             43
-6 - Brucie Kibbutz      40
-7 - Zbynek Benes        39
-8 - James Davies        18
-9 - Maxim Simonov       18
10 - Migle Drasavit      18
11 - Njord Munk          15
12 - Yoshio Ikemachi     15
13 - Laurent Seron       12
14 - Jari Kekkonen        8
15 - Richie White         8
16 - Dave Simpson         7
17 - G Ceara              6
18 - Jorma Kalervo        6
19 - Jonas Mortarhouse    4
20 - Krzysztof Detmer     2
21 - Peter Senerson       1

In both of them Dean has a massive points advantage as he is the only driver to have finished better then 5th in every race and to score points. In the current F1 piints system, the top 4 in the table are the only people to have finished in the points in every race. HWNSNBM , Brucie Kibbutz and Zbynek Benes are in touch with good points in the 4 races they scored points in.

MinardiFan95 · Post by **MinardiFan95** » 07 Jul 2011, 15:33

Don't forget to check out the highlights for Lydden Hill at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHTiIM45U9w.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 07 Jul 2011, 16:12

Ben Fleet was hoping that, by having Dr Who and Back to the Future as sponsors, he might be able to access their time travel technology to give him a boost up the grid. He was thus disappointed to discover that one was a British TV series and the other a Hollywood blockbuster. He is now commiserating down the pub with two guys called Bell and Ted, who once had an excellant adventure and whose favourite number just happens to be 69, Ben's car number in this series...

KL-racer · Post by **KL-racer** » 07 Jul 2011, 18:16

The night after Round 5 had finished Both me and my driver relased statements. Here's both of them in their enterity

OFFICIAL TEAM STATEMENT after Round 5:

Well, my driver was one of the 8 that was affected by doing too many laps in Qualyfying. Even though both of us are pissed off that we didn't appear in the race results. However, as team manager, I did everything I could do to tell her during qualyfying, but Migle and I didn't know that there was a thing as maximum number of qualyfying laps, because we entered this championship 2 rounds late! I understand that even one mistake can and will cost us the championship for the year. But let's learn and grow as a team, and hope that this one costly mistake didn't cost us our championship hopes as well. Now, I do understand that this is professional sports, and I shouldn't whine about it, so I will forget about it like a grown man and grow up as a human!

KL-Racer

OFFICIAL DRIVER STATEMENT after Round 5:

I did my job in qualfying, but I didn't know about the maximum amount of laps in qualyfying rule as well. For that, I will not do the same mistake twice! As well as being pissed off, I also understand that a rule is a rule, and there's no challenging it. So, with that in mind, I say that as the driver I will still do my job and race for KL-Racer's team, but now both of us know that we can't do this again and we will respect their decisions to the fullest extent. As my team manager said in his statement, I will grow up, forget about this mistake, and hopefully this mistake will not cost my championship aspirations. As a driver, I hope that we can make this up with a big points finish next round. But at the same time, I have to think smart and take as much points as possible out of the remaining rounds.

Migle Drasavit

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 07 Jul 2011, 18:36

MinardiFan95 wrote:The highlights video for Loch Rannoch is now up at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRehBdI-xHY

Love the fact that pretty much everyone kept hitting that one wall. Especially when they all did it in succession.

I've subbed you now on YT.

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 07 Jul 2011, 18:55

will i ever get that negative points score away? :roll:

+ can you add the website http://www.festivalblog.be on my #31 car? a friend of me is launching it this sunday (well you can go on to the website because it exists for years, but only as a 'skynetblog' not yet on this link) because he promised that if i would get him free publicity, he might give me some free tickets if he can get hands on some:D
+ if you find a space on the #13, you can add moneytron on it, because it matches the colours, but if this makes the livery less epic, don't.

Benetton · Post by **Benetton** » 07 Jul 2011, 19:23

Jorma Kalervo's sponsors have not been satisfied by his "stable but lackluster" performances and have decided to withdraw their backing.

Luckily for Jorma he has found a new sponsor, but with that comes a new livery. (I hope it's okay for us to change liveries?)

Penguin Racing Team

Driver name: Jorma Kalervo
Car: Dacia 1300
Number: 20
Sponsors:

Car Colour(s): Complete white

FMecha · Post by **FMecha** » 08 Jul 2011, 11:23

Kazuhiko Takagi wrote:The Lydden Hill race seems too disasterous for many. The rolling cars forced me to drive more carefully, but I was ordered to drive HARDER. Anyway, 3 points from this race is enough for me.

MinardiFan95 · Post by **MinardiFan95** » 10 Jul 2011, 04:13

This series is on hold indefinitely due to computer problems, hopefully they are resolved soon so I can get the series back underway for the Figure 8 race.