See, I know this track like the back of my hand...oh, didn't know I had a spot there!
Mitch Hedberg wrote:I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Man, you really like Tide...
Betcha I can make you turn your hands over without touching them...
watka wrote:I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
dinizintheoven wrote:GOOD CHRISTIANS do not go to jail. EVERYONE ON FORMULA ONE REJECTS should be in jail.
OH OH OH I KNOW I KNOW lets play a game of HIDE THE RUBENS!!!!!! I put him in the fridge?? Can you guess where he is!!!!! now excuse me while I go throw up on that McLaren dude's back again
Novitopoli wrote:Everytime someone orders at Pizza Hut, an Italian dies.
"Okay, now because he isn't here, the part of Kimi Raikkonen will be played by this fridge."
mario wrote:I'm wondering what the hell has been going on in this thread [...] it's turned into a bizarre detour into mythical flying horses and the sort of search engine results that CoopsII is going to have a very hard time explaining ...
Right Lewis, since Jenson's win we are in a Stickier Situation than when Sticky the Stick Insect got stuck on a Sticky bun
Our development team has been working here since Febuary 2011, during which time millions of pounds have been spent, and we've advanced no further than an asthmatic ant with some heavy shopping
DanielPT wrote:Life usually expires after 400 meters and always before reaching 2 laps or so. In essence, Life is short.
Right Lewis, since Jenson's win we are in a Stickier Situation than when Sticky the Stick Insect got stuck on a Sticky bun
May all your daughters be born with three bottoms...
Mitch Hedberg wrote:I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Man, you really like Tide...
Coming soon to theatres: Ralf Schumacher, the brother of the 7-time world champion, forever bound by Toyota, and his brother's legacy. Starring Michael Schumacher as Ralf Schumacher Jacques Villeneuve as BAR Numberone Flavio Briatore as Bartender #2 HWNSNBM as HWNSNBM Directed by: HWNSNBM
Mistakes in potatoes will ALWAYS happen Trulli bad puns... IN JAIL NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM
"Other than the car behind and the driver who might get a bit startled with the sudden explosion in front, it really isn't a major safety issue from that point of view,"
A few seconds before Monteiro and his Team Manager discuss a few technical aspects of the car...
Manager - "Look Thiago, this car is very different to a Formula One car" Monteiro - "It can´t be that difficult, what is this red button for-....?" Manager - NOOOOOOOOOOOOO (...) Manager - That button is for reverse
Tread lightly in ARWS. Every decision might be your last.
Aerond wrote:A few seconds before Monteiro and his Team Manager discuss a few technical aspects of the car...
Manager - "Look Thiago, this car is very different to a Formula One car" Monteiro - "It can´t be that difficult, what is this red button for-....?" Manager - NOOOOOOOOOOOOO (...) Manager - That button is for reverse
He got hit in a strange position if Monteiro reversed into him. I look at the picture like he drove into him with the front, and the poor guy ended up where he lies. It just needs a little blood on the tarmac and his legs and we're all set.
"Well, Tiago has finally managed to do what we all thought was impossible: he's run over himself with his own car."
mario wrote:I'm wondering what the hell has been going on in this thread [...] it's turned into a bizarre detour into mythical flying horses and the sort of search engine results that CoopsII is going to have a very hard time explaining ...
"Hey, guys ... what's a 'break line', and does Tiago need one? No, never mind. I'll just throw it out."
mario wrote:I'm wondering what the hell has been going on in this thread [...] it's turned into a bizarre detour into mythical flying horses and the sort of search engine results that CoopsII is going to have a very hard time explaining ...
Jocke1 wrote:No one recognises the Glock look-a-like?
I was going to say it was Rob "derp de derp" Schneider, but the image URL implies it isn't. Bah. But I do know his first name is Dennis.
James Allen, on his favourite F1 engine of all time: "...the Life W12, I can't describe the noise to you, but imagine filling your dustbin with nuts and bolts, and then throwing it down the stairs, it was something akin to that!"